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PoliticsRe: IBB Sets To Expose Buhari Over Missing $2.8B Oil Money by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:26am On Sep 15, 2014
Billyonaire: [img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L2liYmJ1aGFyaS5qcGd8NjAw[/img]

A complex situation that may be too hot to handle may soon erupt between two former heads of states, General Buhari and General Babangida over political differences. Babagida, we gathered, has threatened to bring up an issue that seems likely to create conflicts if not quenched now.

“On Gen. Buhari, it is not in IBB’s tradition to take up issues with his colleague former President. But for the purpose of record, we are conversant with Gen. Buhari’s so-called holier-than-thou attitude.

“He is a one-time Minister of Petroleum and we have good records of his tenure as minister. Secondly, he also presided over the Petroleum Trust Fund ( PTF) which records we also have. We challenge him to come out with clean hands in those two portfolios he headed. Or, we will help him to expose his “records of performance during those periods. Those who live in glass houses do not throw stones. Gen. Buhari should be properly guided.”

The above statement was issued by the former ministry head of states, General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida through his media adviser, Prince Kassim Afegbua. The gap toothed retired military officer has threatened to expose the shady deals his colleague, General Buhari did while in office as Petroleum Minister.

If you remember, Buhari once held that mouthwatering position during the Murtala/Obasanjo regime in 1976. No fraud was recorded then aside the missing $2.8B conspicuously missing from the NNPC account in Midlands Bank, U.K.

Never knew this country was this rich until this expose came up. So, the honey and milk of this country, which the masses are deprived of, have been audaciously milked with impunity. Who then is the Messiah? God, let thy Kingdom come.

Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/22157/33/ibb-sets-to-expose-buhari-over-missing-28b-oil-mon.html
@ Bolded 1
Haba.... Una no even edit your cooked tory well... grin grin

@Bolded 2 Try Harder bro, Kassim Afegua is the media aide of Gov Oshiomole of APC....

Try another story undecided tongue tongue

@Bolded 3: tell me why i should take this your source serious... Guy, no be by force to be a blogger na... grin grin
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Offered To Support Buhari If He Dropped Me For NOI –tunde Bakare by FunnyPikincom(m):
I said the difference between the cinema and the church in Nigeria is that for the cinema you pay a gate fee before you enter but in the church, they let you come in before they take from you.
shocked shocked grin wink

Gen. Buhari registered a party and went to contest for election after three months and had 12 million votes. I have seen the people following him running towards a moving plane.
shocked shocked cool cool

Everyone who had been assistant to Gen. Buhari died before him. Tunde Idiagbon is gone, Okadigbo is gone, Ume-Ezeoke is gone, why do I want to go and put my head in a death sentence. I need to know what is responsible for that, so I can’t just jump, I will need to pray through. I told Gen. Buhari the same thing I am saying now.
shocked shocked cool cool shocked shocked grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode: Australian Negotiator’s Allegations Against Ihejirika Despicable by FunnyPikincom(m): 12:39pm On Aug 30, 2014
Femi Fani Kayode... Do you have evidence when you alleged APC of being the main sponsor of BOKO HARAM too? undecided
I think we should stop taking this clown for serious.... He is restless undecided undecided undecided
EducationRe: Easiest Ways To Stay Awake While Studying At Night by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:54pm On Aug 21, 2014
obynocj: There are many Easiest Ways To Stay Awake While Studying At Night, but students in higher institution of learning and secondary schools hardly notice it, hence, they ignore this simple and easiest life style that can help them stay awake to study at Night. Its already scientifically proven that students who study at Night tends to understand more than those that study during the day. Here is Four Easiest Ways To Stay Awake While Studying At Night:

Drink a Lot of Water
When you’re trying to stay awake waters the way to go. Dehydration can make you sleepy, so keeping your body hydrated will stave off those symptoms. If you are really sleepy, drink a lot of water to make sure you stay up. If you have to get up to go to the bathroom, it will definitely keep you awake! by water I don’t mean alcohol or coffee because it may contain water)
Take Breaks
Your brain is a complex thing but it still needs rest if you want to study hard for a long time as well as doing the best you can on your test. Schedule out your time so you can take a break try a study routine for 45 minutes, break for 15, and so forth. Set the alarm on your mobile so you don’t forget (or if you’re afraid you’ll fall asleep). Watch a TV show, talk to a friend, read a book, or listen to some music but nothing school related at all, even if it’s a TV show.
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Exercise
Exercise can be a great way to wake yourself up take a short walk, dance to some music on your iPod (without waking up your roommates or your parents depending on where your living and the time), or head over to the gym for a little while. Taking a shower after a workout can wake you up even more (cold will wake you up but shocking the body’s never good so just a general shower). Don’t Study Somewhere Comfortable No curling up into a nice ball on your pillow with soft music playing the background will not help you stay awake, maybe heavy metal rock will but its better just to sit on a chair back straight lamp on and revise, no pillows, no comfortableness, when your body wants to sleep yet you have to fight it comfort ability should be what your actively seeking to stop.

See more on http:///tEjfV
Bro, Its unfair oOo embarassed, You just copied my blogpost word for word without credit. and you wish to grow abihuh
See where u copied it> http://www.vibenigeria.com/easiest-ways-stay-awake-studying-night/

Haaan, you cant even edit and rewirte... Na by force to be blogger? huh undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Are Modrators Deleting Threads For No Justifiable Reason? by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:04am On Aug 19, 2014
angry angry
PoliticsRe: A.C.F. Sacks Gen. Onoja For Endorsing Jonathan, "Sell Out" "You're Broke" by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:28pm On Aug 11, 2014
One thing these Northern Christian and Igbo supporting GEJ doesnt know is that even if Jonathan Win his second term in 2015, He wont support them... Mark my words...

I look forward to a day when a Northern Christian become Nigerian President and South South Muslim From Auchi do same wink
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Congratulats Aregbesola For Defeatin Omisore “Convincingly" by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:49pm On Aug 10, 2014
Pls, Who Is Femi-Fani Kayode? Stop giving this man the popularity he doesnt deserve. Why should I take A man who say KARA today and KORO tomorrow Serioushuh

Im sure Femi Fani-Kayode's Brain Is Using Tiger Battery undecided undecided



In Another News wink

Jim Iyke Dump Nadia Buari & Impregnate A Popular Top Model... shocked shocked

See PHOTO + Details Here>>>>
http://www.vibenigeria.com/actor-jim-iyke-just-impregnate-top-model-photo/
CelebritiesRe: Bootilicious Actress, Anita Joseph To Be Featured In Afrocady’s P*rn Movie? by FunnyPikincom(m): 11:06am On Aug 07, 2014
Come oOoO, Am i the only one seeing Old Blackberry Javaline On that portfolio?? shocked shocked

Omo, this babe is Overhyped undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: OMG: See Pictures Of Don Jazzy's Latest Golden Bentley That Made Fans Go Crazy by FunnyPikincom(m): 5:00pm On Aug 03, 2014
Airforce1: $250million my rossy asss


My toyota muscle over dis bentley rubbish
Guy, who dash you muscle, stop trying to be important undecided undecided






TONTO DIKEH Post X-Rated Pictures Of Herself On Top Of Unknown Man In Her Bedroom shocked shocked

See Full PHOTO Here>>>
http://www.vibenigeria.com/tonto-dike-post-pictures-ontop-man-bedroom/
PoliticsRe: Were Is The 10,000 Mega Watts Of Electricity Promise By The Federal Government by FunnyPikincom(m): 3:24am On Aug 03, 2014
[size=16pt]chai... But wait, We will double MegaWatt NEGABYTES if you Vote GEJ in 2015 na.. wink wink

FRESH AIR TINZ...[/size]




Mad Woman Caught With DEAD Baby BOY & Other Charms inside BAG In Lagos

See Full PHOTO Here>>>
http://www.vibenigeria.com/mad-woman-caught-dead-5-year-old-boy-lagos-photo/
FashionRe: Toke Makinwa's Red Outfit To Dr Sid And Simi's Wedding by FunnyPikincom(m): 3:16am On Aug 03, 2014
Whats With This Babe With Chicken Laps show-off, Haaan, una wan wake up the landlord between my leg huh angry angry Park well abeg undecided undecided







See 7 Cheap Foods That Makes Men Become Very S*xually Active In BED wink wink shocked

See Full List Here>>>
http://www.vibenigeria.com/7-foods-makes-men-active-bedroom/
CrimeRe: British Police Offer Reward For Info On Murder Suspect Who Fled To Nigeria by FunnyPikincom(m): 3:12am On Aug 03, 2014
Kai, See him Face Like SparePart Human Part Dealer undecided undecided









Kim Kardarshian Shares Her Pictures Of Her Self After Having S3X with Kanye West In Bedroom shocked shocked

See Full PHOTO Here>>>>
http://www.vibenigeria.com/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-share-bedroom-selfie-dispel-divorce-rumour/
PoliticsRe: Impeachment Panel: Al-makura’s Lawyers Write Nasarawa CJ by FunnyPikincom(m): 3:08am On Aug 03, 2014
Im Loving This Drama as e dey go. This is what you get when a Gov is in full control of state structure, Not a Miser Like Nyako who wouldnt play with a Piece of Mango in His Farm, Sincerely, Its not Good to be Stingy undecided undecided







Beyonce Caught Engaging In S3XUAL Intimacy With Her Bodyguard? shocked shocked

See Proof + Full Photos Here >>>
http://www.vibenigeria.com/beyonce-alleged-sxually-intimate-bodyguard-photo/
CelebritiesRe: Popular Nigerian Celebrities Recount How They Lost Their Virginity by FunnyPikincom(m): 3:19am On Aug 01, 2014
Lala... u are just too creative... Na you we go crown as Celeb poster of the year.... cheesy cheesy










Have You Been Denied S3X By Your Babe/Wifehuh

See Top 12 Things Ladies Doesn't Want You To Do While Having S3X Here>>>
http://vibenigeria.com/?p=567
EducationRe: Latest University Rankings: UNILORIN Tops As OAU & UI Drop Down by FunnyPikincom(m): 3:09am On Aug 01, 2014
Graduated 2006 from Faculty of Arts, Unilorin Mini Campus... Popularly Called Comrade Plato wink

Mini campus rocks, we dey call those guy ar PS butter student, ours na real pako student, we no dey look security men face,...

RIP to some indegenes' hens, Goat, duck and and even sheep, Guyz dey bleed those days eeeeeh

wont forget EWA (BEANS) DAYS at H Block aka Animal Kingdom grin grin grin

Omo.. it was real fun then, how i wish i could turn back the hands of time embarassed embarassed
EducationRe: Kenyan Student Discovers Vaccine For Prevention Of HIV/AIDS Contraction? by FunnyPikincom(m): 11:15pm On Jul 30, 2014
WOW NICE
PoliticsRe: Presidency Shared N22.4m To Chibok Parents, Escaped Girls -community by FunnyPikincom(m): 11:08pm On Jul 30, 2014
nasonaso: TRY AND GET A LIFE
Na Ya Own Life i dey breathe?? undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Presidency Shared N22.4m To Chibok Parents, Escaped Girls -community by FunnyPikincom(m): 10:34pm On Jul 30, 2014
[size=15pt]May God Deliver Nigeria from the hands of corrupt individuals lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/size]






Jim Iyke Dump Nadia Buari & Impregnate A Popular Top Model.??... shocked shocked

See PHOTO + Details Here>>>> http://vibenigeria.com/?p=585
CelebritiesI Left D’banj Because He Is A Womanizer - Ex Girlfriend (pictured) by FunnyPikincom(op): 1:53pm On Jul 04, 2014
The ex-girlfriend of the Popular Pop singer D’banj has come out to talk about her relationship with the entertainer. The singer has always kept his relationship status shrouded in mystery, but his former lover has confirmed that were together. Jennifer Obayuwana, the daughter of John Obayuwana (founder and Managing Director of Polo Luxury) has been linked with the Pop star for years. Jennifer recently opened up on their relationship; ‘For the record, I am no longer dating D’Banj. It’s true we dated about four years ago and we have since called it quit’, Obayuwana told Encomium Weekly in June 2014. She also said D’banj had a wandering eye: ‘I left him (D’Banj) because he is a womanizer, you know now.’ D’banj has also been linked to Nigerian actress Genevieve Nnaji, with many saying they’ve had an on-off relationship for a while, but both parties have denied ever dating. VibeNigeria tried to reach ‘Banga Lee’ over Obayuwana’s statement, but all efforts to see him prove abortive. The DB Records boss is currently on a promotional tour with his label acts KaySwitch, 2Kriss and Tonto Dikeh....

Source>> http://www.vibenigeria.com/left-dbanj-womanizer-ex-girlfriend/

Jokes EtcRe: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by FunnyPikincom(op): 10:54pm On Jan 09, 2014
zeemoore: undecided





Hbd sha
Wetin Do Yah Mouth, Your BF battered Your shocked shocked shocked

Sorry sha lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: African Richest Woman Alakija's Governorship Poster In Lagos (See Pics) by FunnyPikincom(m): 4:10pm On Jan 09, 2014
OMG!!! Did You just said she wa born in 1951 and her GrandDaughter's Picture is in this Poster shocked shocked shocked shocked
I refuse to Believe It, and You Cant FORCE me to angry angry angry


Meanwhile

TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY, CHECK OUT MY BIRTHDAY JOKE THREAD HERE>>> https://www.nairaland.com/1587010/birthday-joke-comedian-funnypikin#20776027
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Distorting Facts Over Soku Oil Wells, Says Bayelsa by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:58pm On Jan 09, 2014
Nigeria, The More You Look, The Less You see...Mio le Waku undecided undecided lipsrsealed

Meanwhile

TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY, CHECK OUT MY BIRTHDAY JOKE THREAD HERE>>> https://www.nairaland.com/1587010/birthday-joke-comedian-funnypikin#20776027
CelebritiesRe: TV Gal Kemi Adetiba Seductive In New Photos As She Turns 34 by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:56pm On Jan 09, 2014
I refuse to see it and you cant force me to angry angry sad

#TeamSayNoToVasline

TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY, CHECK OUT MY BIRTHDAY JOKE THREAD HERE>>> https://www.nairaland.com/1587010/birthday-joke-comedian-funnypikin#20776027
HealthRe: Woman Goes Blind After Surgery To Change Her Eye Color by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:54pm On Jan 09, 2014
Now, See Go see Tinz cheesy cheesy

TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY, CHECK OUT MY BIRTHDAY JOKE THREAD HERE>>> https://www.nairaland.com/1587010/birthday-joke-comedian-funnypikin#20776027
CelebritiesRe: Photo : Beyonce Portraying Herself As Mother Mary & Blue IV As Jesus. by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:50pm On Jan 09, 2014
This is not only Photoshop but PhotoYARD...But If its Real, Why the baby Head Long like Agagu CASKET NAH shocked shocked

TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY, CHECK OUT MY BIRTHDAY JOKE THREAD HERE>>> https://www.nairaland.com/1587010/birthday-joke-comedian-funnypikin#20776027
Jokes EtcRe: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by FunnyPikincom(op): 2:45pm On Jan 09, 2014
shadrach77: happy birthday grin grin grin grin grin
God Bless You My Brother....
@Mod, Abeg, Helep me push am to the front page, I don help many celebrities Gain Front Page, Na my time now abeg.
Been on Nairaland since My Service Year 2007 though with other ID. Aunty Ijebabe and Mukina2, Im on my knee OOoo

If Tonto Can Make it, I can i It too embarassed embarassed cool
CelebritiesRe: "It’s Not Me" – Banky W Denies Risque Picture Making Rounds Online by FunnyPikincom(m):
Whao!!! See KUNU... shocked shocked shocked shocked
Abeg,i dey Fast ooOO embarassed embarassed undecided undecided

Meanwhile

TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY, CHECK OUT MY BIRTHDAY JOKE THREAD HERE>>> https://www.nairaland.com/1587010/birthday-joke-comedian-funnypikin#20776027
Jokes EtcBirthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by FunnyPikincom(op): 2:35pm On Jan 09, 2014
Over Three Decades Ago, A Fair long-haired slimmy tall Damsel was admitted at The Maternity Hospital In Ilorin, She was Wailing, Shouting and Crying In Bitter Pain and Horrific Ache.

My MOM: Im dying, Doctor, Mama Mi ooo, Baba Mi o, olohun Mio...Yeaaah!! Dont Let me Die Like This, I will Not Get Pregnant Again, I promise You that, Jusr relieve me of this Pain
NURSE: Madam Abeg, E don do, When you Dey Enjoy the Thing, You Call Us
My MOM: (Still in Pain) Aunty Nursyyy!!! Just comot this Thing for my Belle Abeggiiii, I Dash You My Husband, I dont need him to Put me in another Pain Again OOOoo, I dash You Kpata Kpata
My AUNTY: (Confused) Auntie Mi, Pls Take it Easy,everything will Work Out. You will Be fine
My MOM: (Angry) Hey, I will Whooze You slap if You dont Keep Quiet
DOCTOR: (Addressing Nurses) Pls, Prepare and Wheel Her to Theatre
My MOM: (Interupted) Yeaah!! Which Theatre!!! These Poeple wan turn me to Film, Pls, Remove This Baby Here, Im in Pain!!

FIVE MINUTES LATER, A CHILD WAS BORN AND HE IS Funny Pikin

TODAY is My BIRTHDAY

Wish Me happy Birthday, Abeg make My Head swell small

Source: www.facebook.com/FunnyPikin

CelebritiesRe: Mike Tyson Changed His Sex,now A Woman by FunnyPikincom(m): 5:48pm On Jan 08, 2014
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