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Politics / Re: Present Pdp Spokesperson Indicted Atiku In 2006 by funnyteeth(m): 3:45am On Oct 12, 2018
dondo83:
Below is the report that was co written by pdp spokesperson against atiku in 2006.... artikulated indeed �

You mean APC didn't know atiku was a thief yet they used his private for campaign in 2015...

You can't fool everyone including yourself.

Politics / Re: Present Pdp Spokesperson Indicted Atiku In 2006 by funnyteeth(m): 3:40am On Oct 12, 2018
PassingShot:
If Atiku and Atikulooters like, let them shout and use megaphone from now till election time, they’re going NOWHERE. Their wailing and cursing will only increase after 2019. E no concern us.

Was it not the same money Atiku stole he used in buying the private jet he used to campaign for saint buhari and APC in 2015?...

You mean APC didn't know he was a thief in 2015?

Car Talk / Re: Best Car To Buy As A First Car: Car Buying Tips For First Time Buyers by funnyteeth(m): 7:43am On Oct 08, 2018
Op...where is the tip? You mean you wrote all that epistle without any single car buying tips for first time buyers?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode And Sanwo-olu At APC Convention. by funnyteeth(m): 9:09am On Oct 07, 2018
Jokerman:
What's the failure Ambode doing here?

Take a good look at the photos again, the one you love so much is smiling with the one you hate so much while you are somewhere in your room in ogbomosho with an empty stomach hating on a politician as if they give a hoot about you.

Politics / Re: Police Teargas Davido At PDP Presidential Convention In Port Harcourt by funnyteeth(m): 8:38am On Oct 07, 2018
jaykaylegend:
This guy be killing his own career by himself..

By being partisan..


Who told you musicians or musical artists cannot go into politics?. Instead of encouraging sane people to join politics and liberate the people you all support evil men to determine the future of a nation. Smh

Politics / Re: Police Teargas Davido At PDP Presidential Convention In Port Harcourt by funnyteeth(m): 8:35am On Oct 07, 2018
tollytexy:
Face your music career.. if u don't wanna die young..don't allow dancing senator misuse u

So, he should not go into politics because politics to you is only meant for dullards and oppressors...no wonder Nigeria is in a great mess. Instead of encouraging sane people to join politics and liberate the people you all support evil men to determine the future of a nation. Smh.

Politics / Re: Nigerians Post Pictures Of Saraki's Campaign Posters In Port Harcourt, Slam SR by funnyteeth(m): 5:15am On Oct 06, 2018
sage101:




IF YOU MUST BE A ZOMBIE, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE ATLEAST BEING PAID FOR IT


IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY STUPID AND ABSURD TO BE THAT FOOLISH FOR FREE






NOTE;
Please if You wanna INBOX me, I'd rather you quote me on an INACTIVE THREAD and state your REASONS for the INBOX...



I dont answer PMs from NAIRALAND and I dont want NL's Notifications flooding me Mails......


I have IMPORTANT Mails I wouldnt wanna MISS


Thanks

Are you Buhari's daughter?

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Romance / Re: She Deflowered Me, Says No Sex Anymore As She Turns Born-Again by funnyteeth(m): 10:45pm On Oct 03, 2018
Shey man get flower we woman dey disflower?...wonderment.

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Nairaland / General / Re: NGO To Engage Radical Impartation Program To Promote Sdgs In Nigeria. by funnyteeth(m): 10:43pm On Oct 03, 2018
Karatum:
I hate that kind of nyash

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Crime / Re: 30 Arrested As Army Continues Search For Missing General In Jos. Photos by funnyteeth(m): 10:34pm On Oct 03, 2018
Nigerian police...Una do well.

Nairaland / General / Re: NGO To Engage Radical Impartation Program To Promote Sdgs In Nigeria. by funnyteeth(m): 10:34pm On Oct 03, 2018
Nice one...

Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Housemaid Narrates Ordeal At The Hands Of Her Bosses. Photo by funnyteeth(m): 10:17pm On Oct 03, 2018
Na wa...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 4) On 3rd October 2018 by funnyteeth(m): 10:13pm On Oct 03, 2018
Claireshan1:
call me a prophetess grin grin

Prophetess, when will my data expire?

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Celebrities / Re: Ray Hushpuppi: "Repeating Clothes Shows You Are The Real Owner" by funnyteeth(m): 3:20pm On Oct 03, 2018
Bifor nko? everybody know sey that mad man for our street naim get the cloth him dey wear everyday.

So, hushpuppies don't no...hmmm

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Politics / Re: Saraki Wins AIT Social Media Poll On Who Is A Greater Threat To Buhari by funnyteeth(m): 2:12pm On Oct 03, 2018
Will AIT conduct the INEC election?

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Politics / Re: Saraki Wins AIT Social Media Poll On Who Is A Greater Threat To Buhari by funnyteeth(m): 2:10pm On Oct 03, 2018
Did you fall off the bed this morning?

Sarkin:
Only corrupt satanic spawns and the jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of bi@fr lipsrsealed want this corrupt and clueless dimwit!

I want this Man to emerge the flag bearer for the satanic party of the jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of bi@fr lipsrsealed so that victory will be easier for Buhari.

Corrupt wailers that ass lick this demon can go to kwara state and tell if they want Nigeria to be that way.

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Celebrities / Re: Charity:- Ubi Franklin Pays School For His Fans Children (photos) by funnyteeth(m): 2:01pm On Oct 03, 2018
Shey orphanage no dey Calaba? Is Instagram now an orphanage?

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Romance / Re: Why Women Don't Support Each Other? - Sweet Girls Association Of Nigeria by funnyteeth(m): 11:42pm On Oct 02, 2018
oshe11:

Mtcheeew...

Romance / Re: Why Women Don't Support Each Other? - Sweet Girls Association Of Nigeria by funnyteeth(m): 11:38pm On Oct 02, 2018
[quote author=oshe11 post=71733599][/quote]

What? Is it your data?

Romance / Re: Why Women Don't Support Each Other? - Sweet Girls Association Of Nigeria by funnyteeth(m): 11:18pm On Oct 02, 2018
Why did I open this thread self?...op, return my data.

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Politics / Re: Lagos APC Links Osinbajo, Oshiomhole, Others To Ambode’s Property, N50M Bribery by funnyteeth(m): 7:23pm On Oct 02, 2018
You don't mean it.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu's Supporters Slapped And Beaten By Ambode's Loyalists by funnyteeth(m): 4:34pm On Oct 02, 2018
Yambee:


It no plenty bros. How much them pay you to support Ambode?

You sure?

Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu's Supporters Slapped And Beaten By Ambode's Loyalists by funnyteeth(m): 4:32pm On Oct 02, 2018
Yambee:
And Ambode called Sanwo-Olu a mental patient.

The last 48 hours have shown us who has mental issues,and that person is Ambode.

First he went on a crazy rant on National T.V,and then he forgot his APC membership card,when he was escaping from his own shadow. And then he switched his phone off for 24 hours,and when he switched it on, he gave instructions that all the Journalists in his town should leave.

And now he has ordered his thugs to be violent by attacking his political opponents agents. Akinwunmi Ambode is currently going through a mental break down and he needs our prayers.

Pastor T.B Joshua. Ambode is from Ondo like you, please go give him some of your magic water that cures craziness, before this man pulls his clothes and runs into the market na.ked

How much them pay you to spend 48 hours unto Ambode matter?

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Crime / Re: Mother Suspecting Her Son Of Homosexual Activity Catches Him With His Partner by funnyteeth(m): 2:09pm On Oct 01, 2018
And So...

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Integrity Is A Fraud - Lamido by funnyteeth(m): 10:36am On Sep 07, 2018
RevenGeMission:




Buhari must be really corrupt for him to have bribed Julian Assange of WikiLeaks and Panama papers not to publish anything about him whereas every other popular Nigerian politician have their case files and corruption cases all over their database

Atiku Wanted in USA for Fraud
OBJ aware of Malabu oil scam

Jonathan= Oil scam, His wife was stopped from taking $15M cash out of Nigeria twice !!! subsidy fraud, Empowering Fraud e.t.c.

Dino Melaye , Went back to ABU after 12 years to graduate, US schools have no records of him graduating

Saraki , Shell companies linked multi billion transactions , houses , US bank accounts revealed by Sahara reporters along with his passport

Ekweremadu too many involvements in fraud e.t.c


Fayose , banned from ever entering USA for fraud and violence , His whole family is banned



But google anything about Buhari on Wikileaks, Panama leaks , any leak whatsoever , you'll find nothing


Buhari must be really corrupt to have all these world popular publishers and whistle blowers in his pocket

Oga, I just Google Buhari now...look what I found.

Politics / Re: Nigeria Cannot Be Trusted With Looted Funds If Returned – U.K by funnyteeth(m): 1:41pm On Aug 31, 2018
Butterflyleo:


Go and read about the malabu scandal and see how the figure was arrived at.

Mumu you think magu was directly involved in the malabu scandal that happened in the time of GeJ?

Was magu there in the time of GEJ?

The figure looted in total was equivalent to 650 million pounds when converted from USD and an Italian court demanded that UK should freeze about $81 million dollars which when converted is a out 70 million pounds.

That money belonged to Dan etete who benefitted from the malabu scandal which was masterminded by GEJ and diezani.

The balance of 590 pounds is expected from UK

Read the post again if understanding English is so difficult for your likes, abi shey na French dem take write the post?....if you are finding it difficult to understand the post then just read the title of the post. Olodo.

I am talking about what Magu said on this post and you are here defending your ignorance and inability to comprehend...was the post about malabu scandal? this is why you fail in your exam..APC e-goat.

Politics / Re: Nigeria Cannot Be Trusted With Looted Funds If Returned – U.K by funnyteeth(m): 12:06pm On Aug 31, 2018
Butterflyleo:
Wailers above me are clearly brain dead grin

The UK are talking about returning LOOTED MONIES from Nigeria which the previous government of PDP looted and now for this FG the UK are talking about returning them.

Compare both.

PDP/ GEJ = looted and stashed in UK

APC/ PMB = looted funds now being returned from UK

The UK is simple trying to be cautious because even for them, the 16 years of PDP mismanaging and looting from Nigeria is hard to forget cheesy

This is a new administration and this report by the OP is old because 70 million pounds of looted funds traced to GEJ/ Dan Etete and Diezani malabu scandal has been returned and more loot are coming.

An estimated 650 million pounds of looted money under GEJ will be returned by UK .

Engineerboat do you see the mess your PDP caused to Nigeria?

Jonathan authorized those payments to be made to Malabus private account. grin

PDP aka looters incorporated!

Oga, If magu (The head of EFCC) cannot give a figure on how much was looted, then where did you get your figure from?

This APC supporters are yet to be identified creatures...

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Politics / Re: Afenifere, Ohaneze, NEF, Others Slam Buhari Over Anti-Rule Of Law Comment by funnyteeth(m): 9:57am On Aug 31, 2018
Iz afeniferri anozer folitical farty?

Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Primary: Aspirants To Sign Undertaking Not To Defect by funnyteeth(m): 5:54pm On Aug 30, 2018
Na to find rope tie them destiny to PDP remain.

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Politics / Re: 'No More Shehu Sani' Protest By Kaduna Central People At APC Secretariat by funnyteeth(m): 5:54pm On Aug 30, 2018
Why is that anybody that defects from APC suddenly becomes an enemy? Is it by force to remain in APC.

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Politics / Re: "APC Won't Miss Migrant And Rolling Stone Politicians" - Oshiomhole Says by funnyteeth(m): 5:43pm On Aug 30, 2018
But, wait o....e be like sey osho baba don dey use better cream.

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