₦airaland Forum

Kamanda: On this Okrika Issue,I am still waiting for my friend to pick my call-I am sure he has the REAL answer.

But Meanwhile,

I value the fact that you honoured my genuine intentions with a reply.

This goes a long way to butress my point that you are a highly marriageable material with all the required requirements.Your Beauty alone makes me believe your parents were confirmed Boko Haram because You are The Bomb.

On the issue of wild oats,never you worry about children popping out from everywhere and never bother to compare me with that Coconut Head called 2face.This is because I have always played safe with my Cond..handy 247(Even FIFA nearly give me fair play award)
So try PM me and let's get jiggy With It like Will Smith.

Yours- Still In Love,

Kamanda Zamunda Esq.

just like dat?lwkm...

basisop: Hence, the man and name Adetokunbo is simply saying that Ade is from Europe? Am I correct?

yes..it means he was born in europe

But cus sm1 is bearing adetokunbo doesn't authomatically says his name is ade..his name could be ordinary "tokunbo" or adetokunbo his surname

Asin the case of surname,u know dat means it's d person's father or grandfather dat went to europe and not d person..am telling u dis so u don't tink everybody bearing tokunbo is from europe(some tokunbo havn't crossed the Nigerian border)but dfntly,sm1 has gone in dia family hence it's his surname

Adetokunbo(ade=crown if they are of the royal family)=crown brought back home

Or it cld be

Ola(wealth)tokunbo=wealth brought back home


Shey I try?lol

shymexx: This is definitely not for guys.

How the heck is a guy gonna sleep unclad when y'all know what happens every morning when every guy wakes up.

how does dat affect ur sleeping 2ru d nit?

drnoel: See I dey catch cold eehhh
Baby, I dey catch cold

My jollof rice eh, how u dey do today (baby boo)
My tomato Jos o, I don dey think about you (Omalicha nwa)
E dey make me dey wonder
Because you love me so so tender (eeya)
But now I am dulling
Cos here is so so boring (baby boo)

For a very very long time, I don dey shiver
And e be like say na fever
I dey catch cold
Oyi na tu mo

but why wldn't u go 4 ur injection 2dae?

[quote author=Misunderstood_G]THAT'S WHY SOME GIRLS HAVE SPIRIT HUSBANDS... UNA THINK SAY SPIRITS NO GET JOYSTICK?? [/quote]lwkm..rotfl...o boi!

BetaThings: So why do you guys still bring acts committed to Nairaland to comment upon
Why are you not just satisfied with only the media coverage

How am I a terrorist symphatiser and you are not?
You don't like Alqaeda and Boko Haram; I detest them too
You love the NLFT converting people by force to Christianity in India but I hate them
You tolerate the LRA engaged in senseless killing of non-Christians in Congo but I detest them
You symphatise with the Christian militant group Hutaree while I frown at their acts

I despise violence against innocent people everywhere, you are selective in your choice of terrorists that you condemn
You find Muslim terror groups unacceptable but to you, the motives of Christian terror groups should be understood!
Sir, I believe that you are about to take over from Rev king to prepare you for your next assignment as Head of NLFT in India!!

wia av anyone said dey support d motives of d christian terror groups?d groups we don't even know?

BetaThings: So you don't mind the NLFT, LRA and Hutaree?

bros,na dust u dey yarn

I,like so many people on dis thread avn't heard dis names b4(cus dey are less harmful)

But at d mention of AL---am sure 90% of people on dis thread already knows d name I wanted to write,simply cus?dat's d dfrnc...

About tokunbo:

In yorubaland,europe is called OKE OKUN

And "bo"means to come back from smwia or to bring smtin from smwia

So tokunbo literally means---TI OKEOkUN BO--brought from europe

So cause it doesn't make sense like dat and cus it's too long,dat leads me to ISUNKI in yoruba studies..abi wait o is it aranmo?noo it's isunki jhor

isunki means joining two words together to form a word by ommiting some words..lol..shey I get. d dfntion sha?e don tae o!kk..bak to our lecture jare..lol..example of isunki in yoruba:

Ako+eko=AKEKO(student)"o" in ako was ommited

Ran+aso+ran+aso=RANSORANSO(tailor)"a" in d 1st and 2nd "aso"was omitted..shey u understand?k

Naw 2 watin concern us

Ti+okeokun+bo=TOKUNBO(brought from europe or abroad)"I" and "oke" were completely omitted..

Shey I try sha?...na u con sabi o if u no understand..lwkm...rotfl..did I just write all dis??am I high on smtin?no mind me I no see anytin do ni jare

In oga jonah's voice:

I just want to impore nigerians to be a little patient with us..you see the government is working..as a matter of fact,we had to set up a committee last year to look into d problem..we all know dis project ought to av been completed by the late general umar musa yar'adua administration..but as a responsible govt,we had to put into our budgets wen we came into power..but due to some minor reasons we cldn't finish all d projects last year so we had to put it into our budgets dis year(again) but we are progressing..so the people should be patient with us(by trekking)for the main time,and veri soon the project wld be completed(during our 2015 administration)

dayokanu: [size=18pt]This road belong to the federal Govt and the PDP led govt should be held responsible for it[/size]

https://nigeriapolitico.com/roadDSC_0226.JPG

na road be dis??

Dat's wat happens wen u are high on an early morning urine

Watin dey do our INA brothers dis days?d last time I read a topic like dis it was from dem...

11yrs?na so p*,ny scarce 4 dat side?na wa o!hypocrites!

Rip 2 d gal o jere

coogar: nani is infinitely better than ribery....

[img]http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/NaniRon1.jpg[/img]

https://www.fivecantonas.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/SNAG-00011.png



they have not missed a united game at old trafford for about 10 years. they sit near the dug-out in every game and i was told they are related.

wow!in 10 years?wey me neva watch 1?lol..man utd should recognise dem more dan dis I tink

No wonder I no dey see idowuogbo online again..den don arrest her ni?

Like who are these guys really?lwkm

Den don tae 4 man u o..

coogar: ribery and robben flatter to deceive.....
none of them can hold a candle to nani's dribbling ability. i have not even spoken of trickery, stealth movement and world class finishing....

https://strackattack.com/files/pictures/Randoms/Footy%20GIFS/nani%20ronaldo%20chop%20against%20arsenal.gif

https://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd79/ALX8725/FC/Nani_nutmeg_fulham.gif

na dust u dey yarn jhor..I don hear u sha..

coogar: in every way....
ask ribery the last time bayern faced nani.....nani destroyed them home/away! nani has never failed yet to annihilate bayern.....it's only in the premier league nani is not rated. you should watch him more when playing for his country.....

lol

So ribery doesn't annihilate us anytime we face bayern?u also need to watch him more

Dribbling skills
Shot accuracy
Pass accuracy
Technically
Terms of experience
Defensively
Wat else?ribery is far far better dan nani

coogar: none of them is better than nani!
we have van persie, rooney, hernandez in our attack too. if we had defended a bit better, we would have achieved the treble too. we had no problem scoring goals, exposing the back four to attacks was our achilles' heel.

bayern munich are not more offensive than united....but they defend far better than us and that's the edge they presently have over us. there's nothing wrong with our attack - many even thought van persie's signing was an overkill and that's a testament to the quality in our attack.

beef up that midfield and we would challenge!

lwkm...nani is better dan ribery?pls tel me how..

To all u dat av spoken..this is for u all..am impressed

elampiro: I saw it too. I didn't share 'cos it was already mentioned.

I saw it too on facebook but with no source,and I didn't see it on any sports sites..dat's y I asked..did u see it on any sites?

coogar: carrick can also be very dangerous in the final third. most midfielders these days are better when they are attacking than defending.



so who is the goal-machine at bayern that compensates for having 2 destroyers in the middle? carrick would be 32 this year, the decline starts now - we need another destroyer like him. if carrick gets injured, do we have any cover for him?

they have ribery(d most fouled attacker in the world,hope u know wat dat means),robben too is there..and mind u..schweinsterger,martinez are more versatile dan carrick by far..

Y u no kuku close the thread since una don hide all d posts finish?hun?mtscheew

Tank God!mae burna boy com use her 2 laff

Emperoh: Manchester United? They are a top club, De Gea talks highly of them, so a move there would interest me for sure! I'm not sure about the weather there but they have tried once before, I think now this move excites me!"

- Thiago Alcantara

source

Sha don't let me talk b4 dey call me her hater....but 1tin I know is dat the Lord will save us 4rm her someday..

texaco1: is he demolishing houses in oyo and ogbomsho too?i was in nigeria in march and i came to oyo twice i didnt see any demolition.but why are the people of oyo and ogbomosho dissapointed ? and do they hold the alafin responsible ?

yes!yes!yes!just to build 5km roads!...d only projects he has started in dos towns in his 2yrs of admin..maybe he wil finish dem b4 he 2015..

elampiro: What did Iniester say?

"I don't like talking about dis person..but based on facts,we all know he has done more harm dan good to la liga"

Like wtf was la liga sef b4 he came??dey are annoying me rili...shey na only laliga in don manage?why didn't other leagues he had managed say bad things bout him wen he left?..haba..

payless: I never told you he has done anything. Let's assume he has done nothing since he came in as Governor. Answer all the questions I asked above. Why has he done to label him "419"? When people make charges against someone, they have to spell out the charges in order for the accused to know how to defend the charges.


Below are the questions again:


Did you vote for him? Was Akala a better Governor? Akala bought 28 S and E Class Mercedes Benz as official vehicles and took all the vehicles to his compound in Ogbomosho. What makes him a "419" Governor? Has he ever defrauded any of your family member, friends, neighbours, or co-workers? How did you come about the 419 tag? Tell us what he promised and hasn't done. Kindly tell us what you know that we don't know.

also,I never called him a 419.I just said he hasn't done anyfin in his 2 yrs of administration and tank God u've agreed on dat I suppose..

And answers to ur question

I voted ajimobi(I tot he wld be a better governor)

Akala actually did more in his 2yrs dan dis man

I don't know bout dat

texaco1: pls kindly educate me more ,what is the general feeling of the people of oyo and ogbomosho towards ajimobi govt?are they regretting voting for him?or do they like him?

regret?regret is an understatement my broda..as is stands NOW!

Off topic:

Wtf is wrong with all these barca cowards?then it was xavi,pique,their vice president,cryuff,and now iniesta saying stuff about mourinho..they only had d gut to talk wen he had left..*m not a fan of both but it's getting rili annoying naw...

Anoda observation of mine is,y are all dis portuguese players not happy @ madrid?ronaldo,mourinho,coentrao?