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minute: Be shocked at the information I'm about to bestow upon you, Lesbians can still have children; stare

at my answer in awe!! But really haven't heard of donating sperm/eggs have you?

Oh yesss they have to go through someone else to have children; so do a lot of heterosexual people.

What exactly is your point, that only hicks and The cast of Jersey shores should be able to

produce kids? There are so many children without families who cry themselves to sleep at night

begging God for someone to love them. If ANY person answers that call, I am behind them 100%.

I think sexuality is irrelevant to parenting. Infact your sexuality is only a small aspect of who

you are. Atleast, that's how I see it. Yes, I'm bisexual but I'm also a Doctor and a comedy/joke writer

and don't introduce myself as bisexual writer (or Doctor/Lawyer) to other Comedy writers. No I am only

a writer when I'm writing (and the fact that I'm also bisexual shouldn't matter). I think the same goes

for parents, gay or straight. They don't have to labelled as gay or straight parents. They are all just

parents. When you're holding your child, you're not thinking about your sexuality, you're more concerned

about the kid. If the kid sees you holding hands with your same-sex partner, then it's fine, just like

s/he would see straight parents do. There would obviously be some explaining to the kid if he or she is

confused but it doesn't have to be something so present in the upbringing of the kid. I don't think it's

fair for gays to be marginalized in parenting. They are most likely wanting to raise their child in a

similar fashion to straight people.

CRAP!

But wait o,y are there no special songs for fathers like mothers?

IYA NGBALI: Zombie by fela anikulapo

haha!lwtmb..kilode?

SailorXY: You guys saying Moyes cannot handle big players or whatever, I no know whether una want make him go pluck cain from bush to dey flog players. The guy hasn't even started & everyone is mumbling at how he won't command respect! Y'all ever heard the track "started from the bottom, now we here"? Hmmm

where?lol

I also tink moyes has a "command face"..lol..he'l do just fine jhor

carr101: wow! Is that how hypocritical u can be You're a clown!
Well as a matter of fact we homosexuals don't realise/dnt really care re.tards like you exist! demons from hell? You're such an a.s.s!

Hey baby,I bet u'l have a rethink about ur sexuality if u taste my JS once..we have a deal?

yellowpawpaw: Can somebody tell me what is wrong with this guy pls

wat is wrong with u sef?

It's good to update one's memory b4 talking to the public

Click like if u have been following this thread from page 0 but havn't made any comments till now

I witnessed the accident at 4am last night while I was leaving the Nokia Lumia/Sound city event. It was so scary... I can only thank God for his life, only that the press failed to mention that One Range Rover had an accident at the scene 20mins earlier...the lone driver died, and 10 mins after Wizkid crashed another Red corolla collided head on with a jeep as they were trying to rescue Wizkid!


It was raining, and too many drunks were out on the road that night. I was visibly shaken driving back home.

Please do not drink and drive![/quote]pls gist me about the party

firstolalekan: me i hate them

lwkm

[quote author=mr_king]You'all should stop being gullible!!! †ђξ motive of this publicity stunt is simply to advertise and or promote LOYA MILK!! Is Don JAzzy now a LOYA milk ambassador? Coz that's all I can see! †ђξ champagne stuff is just to draw traffic which they apparently succeeded! Nice move by Loya milk! They succeeded!![/quote]"is don jazzy naw a loyal milk ambassador?"

Are u a learner?

CodeHouse: Can you buy a bottle of wine as costly as that, assuming you are as rich as Dangote? Bill Gate, the richest man yet again CANNOT, Warren B CANNOT, Carlo Slim CANNOT...boi it is lack of wisdom that is on display here

u dey mind d guy?

I trust don jazzy sha,he wld rada invest d money into motor spare parts...

LesbianBoy: Na wa o! so N50million car don go like that!

I fear my broda..and I sure sae 1 spare part for dat car go cost 2m..if not more..olowo fowo raku

SailorXY: ^^lollz
Anyway, in other news: Pellegrini *however it is spelt* has promised to reclaim the EPL title for Man City, and even do the double next season... We Can't Wait!

mehn dat guy no dey smile o..lol

If u see how many promises in make for city fans..like sae na fifa in wan come play for england..u go fear o..our moyes seems to be the underdog amidst dis big big coaches..let's just wait and see!

igbo boy: i just wasted bandwith trying to train an ijjebu man like you...no hope for you...abeg continuing swimming in your mumu sphere. bye bye o

an ignoramus wants to educate me?u should av shut up after ur 1st post instead u opted for ignominy...naw u obviously have nothing to say again cus av used my last post 2 capture ur tribalistic brain...bye bye o

igbo boy: bros i have heard anyanju marra of fact i have it in my playlist. He rapped in igbo for about 5 seconds in the second verse does not mean he can speak igbo biko.

Do you know storm Rex? My guess is no (like i said you knowledge is limited). She never enter yorubaland yet she is doing good for her self in the east.

What do you mean a singer based in the north would not be relevant? Relevant is all relative ok. People in the North have their hausa guys wey dem like. I am sure in Ibadan they have never heard of osita osadebey, but he is an Icon in Igbo land. So what do you mean by relevance? Or you think say 9ice is relevant in Zamfara? Expand your horizon son.

And for your last paragraph, yes a typcial igbo man can differentiate between a yoruba name and a non yoruba name.
if you say your name na akpos, elohor, Priye, Dafe, Rukevwe, Onos, etc to a Yoruba man he will group you as igbo cos to the average youruba man these names are not islamic to be grouped as hausa and not yorubatic to be grouped as yoruba thereofore it is igbo. smh

you are the ignoramus here bro

Like whoTF is storm rex?lol..let her stay in the east and let's see how her career wil flourish..her seniors dat tried it e.g flavour,phyno,splash etc later relocated to lagos..

Once again,u put ur knowledge in2 question.I didn't say a singer,I said a hip hop artist.and if am lying just tel me 1...Am talking bout hip hop,hip hop bro!not any other indigenous music..we all have our indigenous artists which other tribes doesn't know,so if they don't know 9ice in Zamfara cus he sings in yoruba is no big deal..but I tel u,dia is no hip hop fan in Nigeria dat doesn't know 9ice!a good hip music has no barrier...

Haha!don't u know u guys have more minor tribes down there?like u want me to know d dfrncs btw a urhobo,isoko,ibibio,itsekiri,annang,ikwerre,efik,okrika,ijaw,eket,etc names?just tel me 1 minor tribe u know in yoruba tribe except ijesa,and ijebu?and dey are nt even recognised as minor tribes so? and infact we all bear same names so dia is no dfrnc 4 u guys to spot..so wat are u talking bout?

Ajigijaga

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Nigerian celebs after buying expensive things dey will go nd rent 2 bed room instead of investing that moni into sumthing Good.[/quote]is it ur money?abi wait sef,na u go follow dem live dat 2 bed room?

Photoshop

This was back at the day na

Onyewarri: what are talking do u think u are talking 2 some kid or something. Dat one na ur bizness If ur parents use ur head. Hw i wan chilax reach again when i, d fourth son is almost thirty and still can't remember d last time words like polygamy and half siblings were used in my family. cos u dnt have it does not mean others dnt. NA PEOPLE LIKE UNA DEY REMIND US OF OUR MATERNAL DIFFFRENCES. Garb.

wat do u mean by ur parents used ur head?wia av I said smtin lik dat?ha!

As if I knew u have comprehension problem,dat's y my last sentence was I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR MYSELF...u can say wareva u want to but pls don't quote me again

They can ban weed,cigarette for all I care..watin fit cus fight btw mw and d FG na














Alomo

Onyewarri: i look at what people are saying and i laugh at there ignorance. THERE ARE HAPPY POLYGAMOUS FAMILIES AND MINE IS A LIVING EXAMPLE. the truth is that it depends on the type of foundation and understanding the parents especially the father laid. HOW MY FATHER MANAGED TO DO IT IS STILL A MYSTERY BUT 7 YEARS AFTER HIS PASSING ON WE ARE STILL GROWING STRONGER. Let me share wit u some of d ways he did it. 1. Right 4rm birth Whatever concern of the family is done in pairs. each child from a mother eats 2geda, go 2 d same skool, get d same clothes, spend holidays with relatives. Do house chores 2geda e.t.c 2. He enforces this rule more when our mothers are feuding 3. He shows dat he loves us all equally even when he doesnt....

lwkm



I used to say all dis until I grew up..infact I didn't know I was born in a polygamy cus we live in dfrnt apartments with d oda wife..

Chilax small,den go soon show you u are from a polygamy!lol..I can only speak for mysef sha

biolabee: A practitioner of polygamy will never put women in the same living space

Looking for trouble be that oo

That is why it is an economic issue

How many men can afford two apartments, atlantic hall for all the brood, same uni for all the brood.

#dollar tinz

lwkm

Bro dat is even d worst tin to do in a polygamy,it is advisable for all the wives to live in the same house dan for the husband to rent dfrnt apartments for them

Dat is wat my fada did,got anoda apartment for the other wife but lives with us,u know wat she be like?"Ehen hen,na her(my mother)and her children get 2 head abi?dat's y he(my father)cannot live with me and my own children abi?we shall see!"Na serious gobe o!

igbo boy: Anyanju? Jhybo does not speak igbo biko....am not even arguing with you on this again...LOL @ "he calls himself Yoruba boy with igbo sense" so therefore he can speak igbo? buahahahaha, you funny with your reasoning.

Ramsey nouah, mercy johnson, kate henshaw aint igbos for the record.

95% of naija hit songs in the north aint in yorooba.
95% of naija hit songs in the east aint in yorooba
90% of naija hit songs in the West is in Yoruba, so what are you talking about?

As usual a typical yorooba pesin only knows lagos finish. If you ask him where is onome indigienous to he will tell you igbo becuase to a yorooba pesin if you are an IBRAHIM you be mallam, if your name no be Yoruba nor mallam then you are igbo...

I never said because he calls himself "yoruba boy with igbo sense" makes him speak igbo or something,I won't argue with u on it again cus u avn't heard ayanju...u can come back wen u have

And emeka ike,chidi mokeme too ain't igbo abi?

Now ur own reasoning too is funny,wat do u mean by hit songs in the north and east?who are the HIP HOP artist in the north?lol..if u are an artist bro,pls go and stay in the north or sing in hausa and see how irrelevant u'l be...if u be hip hop artist,u must to come down to lagos if u want to make money..if we yorubas no know u as an hip hop artist,wel u go dey see money chop for ur hometown

I don't know wat u mean in ur last paragraph rili,so a typical igbo knows the "ijebus"egbas"ekiti" and wldn't call all of dem yorubas abi?or beta still a typical igbo person knows all the indigenes in Nigeria rit?k

igbo boy: Jhybo raps very well in igbo? Now I know you are a liar. Because Olamide says "Nna" that doesnt mean he can speak igbo...Jhybo,9ice and Olamide can't speak igbo even if their life depended on it. Me that learn igbo 4 years ago will sell all of them inside balogun market amongst the igbo traders so stop talking nonsense

Its like me saying i can speak yorooba cos i know "pele", "omo" "owo" "bawoni" etc there are some words in the major languages all nigerians are familiar with, doesnt mean they speak it.


I guess osondi owendi was in yorooba, so was ashawo by flavour, anama chi kwanu? You are a learner. It is only inferiority complex individuals with no love for self will devalue their culture and mother tongue

yes jhybo raps very well in igbo..go and listen to his latest single "anyanju"..and incase u don't know,he calls himsef"yoruba boy with igbo sense"...but just go and listen to anyanju..dis isn't bout li2 phares,I tink he can communicate in igbo

D last verse in 9ice's "energy"was in igbo...don't know how much he can speak,just telling u our yoruba guys 2 sing in igbo..

I tink all dis igbo people can unserstand and speak yoruba cause dey've stayed long in Lagos..emeka ike,kate henshaw,chidi mokeme,mercy johnson,ramsey nouah..etc all speak yoruba fluently...and maybe it's bcus dem 9ice,jhybo 2 live with igbo people dat's y dey undastand

I don't know about dem osondi owendi,but presently,just tel me 1 big artiste dat havn't used yoruba in atleast on of his songs..and infact 90% of naija hit songs were in yoruba so?

Ehn,hapi watin?dia is nothing like happiness in a polygamous family o..I hate my fada for dis

Na God dey safe man from spiritual attacks o..and tank God for his prophets..no be small tin o!

I dey mad?poly watin?never!

deshclones: Niggah igbo gal singing in amala language...guess she has complex issues...chic clinging onto the Yoruba language music craze...nansense..gimme phyno and splash anyday and am good

Wat's naw d big deal in her singing in yoruba language?

Jhybo is a yoruba rapper dat rapps very well in igbo,even our own traditional 9ice do speak fluent igbo in his songs so?even olamide sef

And infact are u a learner?don't u know if u want have a hit in dis naija industry u must to put yoruba in your song?

montelik: I like it. Let Real have a taste of their own medicine, always unsettling other clubs stars.

lol..it ain't madrid fault oda clubs are broke na

And it ain't dia fault all d players "dream" of playing for dia club..lol

elampiro: I just saw a tweet from Ronaldo -'All the news about my renewal with Real Madrid are false.'

It's also on his facebook wall.

Hahahaha, this guy is dealing a hell to Madrid.


Everyone is writing come back home to Manchester United.

I saw it too...let's just wait and see what happens!

bahlow: Haaa, it pains me a lot cus dat z d institution I wish to apply for Direct entry. Bt Uniuyo student shudnt av protest@ all cus cannt dey rmber Nasarawa state univer incidence? Don't dey value der life? What will happen to does parent whose wards are dead during d protest? D student shud av burnt d Vc alive cus she suppose to apply wisdom as a mother nd also d head of d institutn. What pains me most is after sm month dey will re open d skul....Nigeria system of Educatn is nothn to write home abt.... I dey vex!

u must be kidding with dis ur grammar...rit?