₦airaland Forum

Agbalanze: Please, do u mean SUG president?

*in phyno's voice*nairaland!u no go kill me!

Lwkm...it's 2ru o..

Asakel: CNN BREAKING: Lecturer Ifeanyi have been transfer'd to the University ov Manchester...after he was accused ov molestin a faculty ov arts female student "Tega."
He was accused ov molestin dis female student, but when he was approachd by CNN iReport at his Abraca 42m mansion...he said thus, "Me didnt do anytin dey say me do. I was jes tryin to preach the gospel to her privately. And then she hit me wit an akpako and me go unconscious. When me woke up...she startd screaming. Me didnt do any, me swear, me was jes preachin."

Mr Ifeanyi have gone on a free transfer.
Mr Ifeanyi to hold a press confrence..12 ov june at DELSU b4 his departure.


And don't 4got 2 watch CNN PIERS MORGAN TONIGHT live on CNN for more breaking news.

In other stories....

wat is dis?

Yemike: sorry dude but i dn't have any female sibling.

ha..e pain me gaan o...but u know wat?karma will defntly catch u anyhow..lol..

payless: Did you vote for him? Was Akala a better Governor? Akala bought 28 S and E Class Mercedes Benz as official vehicles and took all the vehicles to his compound in Ogbomosho. What makes him a "419" Governor? Has he ever defrauded any of your family member, friends, neighbours, or co-workers? How did you come about the 419 tag? Tell us what he promised and hasn't done. Kindly tell us what you know that we don't know.

lwkm...what he promised and hasn't done?instead let me ask u,pls tel me wat he promised dat he has done?name 2 projects he has done in oyo and ogbomoso respectively...

Lwkm..lwtmb..haha...rotfl..no biggie jhor fubby..just dey pretend say notin apen and blv sae na normal pool water u drink....lol
People can be crazy smtimes though...lwkm

pro01: Then again, the lecturer must be a learner in the game. Big time mumu. Who goes to the girl's house to shine congo? Standard practice is to summon her to your territory (hotel or your apartment) where you are in control. Only a certified mumu would take the risk of playing such an 'away' match. He has himself to blame.

professional!

Na dat fuvking big divk in dey use fuvk gilrs around?

Lwkm...na serious wa o....bt den,d gal should be prepared 4 d consequences

gbanikiti: I love the packs! Feel like carressing that body,pouring ice cream on it and licking it up! Gaddiem!!

won ti get e!

laurel03: Eleyele to dugbe nt up to 5km and felele challenge road 1km in ibadan what again?? Mention the road in ibadan??in ogbomoso 1 road and iseyin 1 road also nothing in oyo town abi mention the ten?? And I don't need to go to the site because just full of lies

thank you my broda..dat man no dey do anyfin @all..d guy just started 1 project in oyo and 1 in ogbomoso in his 2 years of administration...maybe b4 in leave in go finish dem..very dull administration...ko sowo nlu ko si nkan kan..kai!

sheyie2007: Im chest no reach my own o...

no be eba mount chest we dey talk here bro..packs,packs it is

Yemike: I dn't knw d real answer here but i'll support virginity as d pride of women cuz they undergo some kind of pain and makes some terrific noises when we men takes it 4rm dem. if na lie make u prove me wrong cuz i'm a victim of these like 3 times.

I hope u have female siblings?cus it wil not be good for any man not to do wat u've done 2 oda girls 2 ur own girls..lik wtf?3?

Princessmel: Shout out to all you hoes that would be claiming virgin yet you've done it in the asss and even gone above and beyond what we so called non-Virgins have not even done, you lot disgust me . Virgin ko Virgin ni *yimu*

naw u call dem hoes,I wonda what you dat av done it in d assss and in d main entrance will be?

antifat: LUPEEEEY!!!!! I Want to marry uuuuuuuuuuu......u are too beautiful!!!!!

ha!ha!

Some people still don't get it

Like who d f'k cares bout his private life?

Our concern is,how can u compromise the process of appointing sm1 2 such a sensitive post?

D last time I checked,federal character,nepotism are not allowed in d appointment of civil servants...

mechummy: What's that supposed to mean

it simply means u are a teen..it's only a teen dat will be shy 2 bath with her lover

TUNDE EDNUT am veri veri veri sorry!

Me like so many other people on this thread avn't watched d video b4 we comment(fact)

I jst downloaded d video naw and I see noting wrong with it,btw evwibody ignored d song(dat is sweet)and started criticizing d video..

Like seriously d video is not bad..oya u sef download d video and comment again..yes u..ehn u ganagan...lol

Paterico: Is this how it's been done? God please forgive us. We are all sorry for doing things like this and will not do it again. Amen

u and who have done tins like dis b4?

mechummy: I'm shy

b4 nko?we ain't talking bout teens na

Were

lepasharon: Tunde Ednut is so cuteeee

u are on the wrong thread ma

psucc: Peninity!

GBAM!

RedBenson: Pride of a guy?
1) Ability to fucck a girl and scatter her punny till she runs out of ur house half naked.

2) Ability to lay 3 to 4 sophisticated chiks on ur bed and fucck them all at the same time.

3) Ability to impregnate a woman

*i have died*lwkm

Dis bro is high on benson rili

Gwekzy: The industrY is loosinG iT......

what is dis1 saying?

For crying out loud,dis guy is a comedian...so wat's d fuss about a comedian making a comic video?

angel TI: so in tiwa's book, its shameful to be single n enjoy life?

I dont understand d way some people reason sha. The fat commedian that got married d other time said same. Shior on u two

it's not shameful 2 be single and enjoy life,but it is shameful if u are 33+single and u claim 2 be enjoying life..like wat life wil u enjoy @ dat age without a husband?

shizzle11:

;Dlwkm

slymm: Another I.d.I.o.t bites the dust. That is why African women will continue to drown in ignorance, how can an educated woman open her mouth to say a man took away her shame. Stop tasking men with the burden of being shame removers, its too much work. If you see his putting a ring on your finger as taking away your shame and not because you fell in love and wanted to get married. Kpele.

I prophesy in2 ur life..dat man u've been waiting for dat will take away ur shame will locate u dis month in d name of JESUS!

Rip 2 d dead...

Lwkm..lol..@ kung fu master

Lwkm...mae una open anoda thread 4 dis arguement abeg,I don lost 4 dis 1...

An0nimus: She's a Warrior Princess from the Old Kenya. Legend says she could sing an entire army to sleep with her ethereal voice. I hope this helps.

lwkm

I just downloaded 2 of her songs dough,dey make brain but,I fu*king didn't understand what she was saying....miguel and pink will do 4 me now sha..

Egbami o..where av I been living?pls who is enya?