₦airaland Forum

naturefellow:
The internet has been abuzz with excitement following the release of photos of endangered Cross River gorillas which have been long thought to be extinct.

The photos released yesterday by Wild Conservation Society (Nigeria), an international NGO that has been partnering with local communities on coordinated conservation of the species, showed a group of gorillas including offsprings backed by adult females.

It is indeed a great development!



https://newsroom.wcs.org/News-Releases/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/14574/First-Ever-Images-of-Worlds-Rarest-Gorilla-with-Groups-of-Babies.aspx

As e red everywhere now, some CR boys go must hunt for this creatures... Private zoos in yankee can't offer as much as 3M for younger ones

TheRealProphet:
https://i1.wp.com/www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Delta-map.jpg?resize=588%2C331&ssl=1
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/07/internet-fraudster-kills-commercial-motorcyclist-injures-passenger-in-delta/

in my eyes, That boy's only crime is negligent driving. it's you who has committed a more heinous crime of defamation by calling a Nigerian running for his dear life, A fraudster.
Jobless mofo! get a life!

Manchester city. 5 vs New Castle 0

The Tragedy called Nigeria 43 So we were informed that the Abuja comedy erroneously labelled government has planned to create 1000 thousand jobs in each local government area of Nigeria. Each "slot" is to be paid 20k naira for 12 months after which they would be "sacked". Over the period the job would last, the total Recurrent Expenditure would be 54 billion Naira! The National Assembly of Buffoons heard the budget and went wild with anticipation. The Minister Keyamoron that conjured the extra stupid policy was invited to their National Shrine and was asked to "cede" an aspect of the silly policy to them for them to carry out their own senatorial recruitments of beggars per district. Their commission was 20%. Keyamoron couldn't believe that his carefully planned heist was about to be part-looted by these baboons! He exploded and strong words were exchanged! Maybe he really had a good reason to be mad! After all, some Sadiyatif claimed to have shared 74 billion as palliatives in just a few days and she didn't pay any 20%, why then should these dudes demand a cut from his carefully laid-down scam? No! That must be marginalization! They want a cut of the bucks coz he was a Southern minority, I guess! Just as wastefully stupid as the Coronavirus Palliatives from the inhumane Humanitarian Ministry was, so is the creation of beggars across the 774 local governments of Nigeria silly...yes...a silly scam! The 74 billion and whatever else was claimed to have been spent on the federal palliatives did not add a single value to the Economy; there was no wealth creation. The Economy did not profit from it, it was just money down the drains...or down some accounts! So shall the 1000 times 774 jobs or 54billion Naira be...a colossal waste. A policy from a sick and barely literate mind! A stupidity so great that even Mr. Bean would look like Einstein just standing beside the policy owner! 54 billion Naira! ...could actually be fundamentally phenomenal if properly utilized to create value. If properly thought through, 54 billion could create an army of employed by simply redirecting the thoughts...thus outcomes! 54 billion among 37 entities of Nigeria is 1.46 billion per state plus the FCT. There are ways we could help create wealth with this: 1. The Labour Minister works with the Commerce Minister to identify household goods or consumer goods that are mostly imported 2. They both determine those where Nigeria could have some competitive advantage and readily available technology 3. Ministers liaise with state governments to set up one factory each in each state 4. Each factory for each state gets 1.46 billion Naira 5. Core investors are engaged by the state/federal minister to manage each factory 6. Each factory is mandated to produce items for the local market on a pro-rata basis 7. Core investors take over the management of the factories 8. Factories are to report to the state governments and the ministers to monitor progress. And the factories shall operate not as para-state organizations but business entities. And over the time, items like refrigerators, tv sets, radios, mobiles, kitchen items, rugs, curtains, fabrics, plumbing accessories, and so many more would be domesticated...in like 36 months! Each factory would employ thousands of direct and indirect staff... permanently and paying well than 5 times the ridiculous 20k! Cast your mind to the possibilities and think of the possible impact of these factories...just think about how the economy of the states housing the factories would be affected...how much FOREX would be saved... impact on GDP... unemployment... security...and so much more... ...just try to imagine... You see? Mind-blowing, right? Now cast your mind back and review what Mrs. Sadiyatif wasted on that scam called federal palliatives...and think about what it might have done. Now cast your mind further back and think about all the hundreds of billions and tens of trillions that had been wasted on one idiotic policy or the other... ...and you'd see the wasted opportunities, and how lost Nigeria really is! Without trying too hard, by just removing that criminality called the 1999 constitution, we could just attain some sanity! But the Constitution has prevented the people from exerting revenge on the Buffoons and thieves that sit over us...no wonder they have the guts and temerity to discuss how they would brazenly steal us blind in the name of policies! There is no doubt whatsoever if there ever was... Nigeria as constituted, is the most pathetic tragedy in modern History. That country has no right to exist! It is a monumental tragedy...and the waste is total, mindless and absolutely criminal! # thinkAgain

JidennaJason:
The Definition of Hypocrisy!!!!


This fool who was anointed by Gen Buhari to head the EFCC is a full-blown Hypocrite...

Imagine this thief have the nerves to declare the delectable Diezanni Alison Madueke wanted for corruption whereas he's the main thief we need to teach a lesson.

Lock the fool like Hushpuppy, we will get Tinubu soon.

I can't laugh, my ribs dey pain me eh.
I hope Magu takes a mugshot, with a placard that reads, 'alleged extortion'to be circulated online. just the same his boys treat boys

pocohantas:
WHAT YOU WILL NEED

I'm making this soup soon. I need to try on new soups. cant depend on bae all the time.

Ken. Nnamani obviously tops the list. but is it that SE are not fit for Presidency? I feel if the SE keeps chairmanship APC chairmanship position, then The president will definitely come from north, and SE will go for VP.

lionlee216:
I'm sorry, I will tonight.

Thanks

Boss, I want to buy iPhone 7S or Iphone 8. What do I do? shey it can be shipped to Nigeria. I'm at Abuja, Bae will do the pick up if it's possible..

fergie001:
Who do you think is the winning team Sir....
Akpata or Adesina?

E be like say na Akpata o. I am tempted to stand Kpatakpata
like Olumo rock with Olu Akpata. #kindredspirit .
# ifyouknowyouknow. Yoruba lawyers esp. Falana wants a core Yoruba man, Ajibade. It's now they know that Edo is Ipob

sonnie10:
Probably adopted or a step child when both parents got married.

So he/she was their Opening Balance when carried over into the family.

Lol. Opening is her German-surname

IamDavid:
Nice one. But we have too many lawyers in Nigeria already

We don't have too many lawyers. I have too many lawyers doing the same thing. What's our population again? Match the number of PRACTISING lawyers to that number. then you will know how many lawyers we need

EbenezerTriumph:
obviously this is the new scam trend

Broski, mind what you say oh. covid-19 is real. you may even be a carrier. have you been tested? Most people don't show symptoms because of the number of malaria drugs we have been abusing

3:1 Manchester United to win.

Crownbefitsme:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/07/woman-drills-nails-hot-iron-on-10-yrs-old-domestic-helps-head/

this ifeoma ezeugwu bu Ohu maaa. Akirikpakpa! Until I read this, I couldn't believe someone from Nsukka could do this to a child.
Ndi Nsukka are nice people. We don't hurt people.

[quote author=Mayng01 post=91336401]Finally! Ah! Since when has she been due for arrest longly. This country sef.. I hope she does not pussy bailout. Anything is possible in this country.[/quote
The best doc. will be charged with is medical negligence. nothing more. the victim prolly signed a form agreeing not to sue ; D before the surgery.

ghettokid1:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Saharareporters/status/1279046692231356418?p=v
Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44

Was called in 2012 as well. A German with an English Mother. Opening is her German surname. We both attended the Lagos Campus of the Nigerian Law School. Never knew *she* will carry on practice in Nigeria.

The candidates should better accept defeat if he loses. not use Sahara reporter.

Nothing will ever change in Nigeria. until everybody says it's enough.
30 years from today, we will still have the same problems, terrorism, killings, child-marriage, insecurity, unstable power. and unemployment- in fact, the latter can never be better.
once you realize this, peace and harmony will be yours forever.

mikezuruki:
I played Chelsea to beat west ham so that I can cash out 8k, but the yeye club lost to a relegation battling side.

Man Utd cut my tickets of 170k. couldn't beat Norwich in either half.
No worry.

Prechboy:
OP it's better you specify by saying ABAKALIKI Ebonyi state coz as far as I know the rest of Ebonyi State is still a bush. I served in Ebonyi and the second most developed place there which is Afikpo is still very backwards with only 3 Banks along Eke market road. But Abakaliki makesense. Kudos to Gov Dave Umahi.

I swear. I served in Ebonyi as well. A city without bus-stops. Asides from Unity square, State CDI, Nkaliki, Afikpo, Presco junction, Sparring dow. Nothing again dey there? leave all this audio developments. I was in Ebonyi for. a full Year, even after Nysc.

ukpahu:
Hear my story. I am Igala by tribe. When i was in the village this thing happen more than 12 years ago.

A lady i was dating then got pregnant and she told me about it, then i asked her what's the next step, she told me that she will abort the baby. One month later, another story that she will not give me the baby because my mother doesn't like her.

Before she gave birth to the baby, i traveled to town and got work in one of the federal universities. I spent two years without going back to the village. The last time i traveled to village, i noticed that she is married to another man with two children o. I asked her of my baby, she told me to divorce my wife and marry her before she can give my baby or if i try any thing funy she is going to charm me.

I told my uncle about it, he told me to forget about the baby that God has already given me a good wife and three children.

This whole thing is giving me sleepless night. I can't sleep. I am always thinking of my baby and my wife is noticing some changes in me.

Please what will i do? Should i take legal action on her? pls advice me ooooo. The woman is my first love, i will continue to love her till i die. She is the only woman i ever loved, even more than my wife. I love this woman but she cost me pain.

Tufiakwa! God forbid you love her more than your wife!
I hate it when men want what doesn't want them.
You feel she make your heart beat in a crazy way, like never before. Ashi ocha! She doesn't. She's looking to disrupt your life and not bring normalcy to it.
How are you sure the baby belongs to you? Have you done a Paternity test?
Let's say the baby is yours. so? all you need do is, ensure she gets the required balanced diet, never lacks clothing and she gets a quality education.

Forget about fighting for a custody? what will be your claims in court? are you claiming custody because you both were once married and the marriage now failed. as a parent or as a boyfriend?
If you dare go to court, She will deny you and You simply was contracted as a sperm donor. Yes, I said it. Sperm donor...
If she did want you before you got a job, what makes you think she can focus on a lifelong love with you?

Behind everything the eye can see, behind all the glitz and
the glamour, is a woman with worries and fears. Someone
who loves and desires to be loved in return.

Learn to love your wife! She loves you.
Give it a chance, Work on it. What attracts you to other women? Cloths, Markups. Get those for her.
Is she losing the curves you once fell for? Get her to exercise on weekends with you. In all, Pray to God! I believe because the creator willed your marriage, He won't let it fall apart. Shalom!

e don red for Nigeria

I don't believe this shit but I'll go ahead and offer my advise.
Oga, I feel you complain a lot. don't believe cooked up stories from any pastor. No genuine man of God will actually want to break up something as sacred as marriage.

"Ndi igbo si na uzor maa mma, Aga ya Ugboro abuo" You see, Traditional marriages are meant to be completed in full. From your post, it seem you turned her against her people and she married your dumb ass Yet you won't let her be.

She doesn't like sex", Who told you that? You see eh, Women likes good Sex a lot but they have their way of hiding it.

The thing is, it's appears she doesn't love you anymore like she used to. but all hope is not lost. You can fix this.
I believe you still share your matrimonial bed with her.
Get up at night, and ask her to join your in morning devotion.
Check in on her during the day to see how her day is going.
after work tomorrow, get her an ice cream or anything she thing she likes.
Buy her new panties for her. Help her in house chores, I don't know your age but I won't hurt.

a woman man will stay with you not because one chief priest
commanded him to stay, she will stay because it was God who brought her to you in the first place.
Find the emotional side of your woman, and keep pampering it.

Yale9:
ntoi!

Bia Yale9, If I catch eh, I'll seize that NLS student Tie.

Manchester Utd couldn't even win either half. Tufiakwa.... 90K was planned to buy new air conditioner with. Just negodi

It's not about racism. crime is bad. same as fraud.
Just last month, A friend of a colleague, who's into Software development, contacted me. He needed my help with a software development agreement. At first, because he needed the money, He went as far as developing the prototype for the proposed software. We already invested money in this project but yet to sign an agreement.
I eventually drafted the agreement, but then something happened. The Swedish company found out that the developer was a Nigerian. My brother, That was the end of it.

We lost out. Why am I saying all this? This thing is very serious, at least for me. Nigerians ain't trusted again in the international biz world. many honest and hardworking Nigerians lose a lot because of crimes committed by these people.

Please, We need to fix our country. We need to redeem our image.

If dead people can be nominated for government appointments, enlisted for a senatorial recall poll(Dinos' recall)

Why then do you feel that this recruitment won't have similar features?

Once you understand that they're people who didn't even register, didn't take any test, and will certainly be shortlisted, then peace and harmony will be yours. Nigeria as currently constituted is a time bomb waiting to blow up.

I had everything. My mum raised us well but somehow I mixed up with Jos boys in the neighborhood, Do you know what my dad did?

Okoman reported me to the Police, and I was picked like an orange and held in the police counter against my will. I didn't keep quiet. I did protest.
But now, I understand that he was trying to correct me. I don't feel pain. In fact, That experience made me study Law.

The most painful was, Insistinf on dropping me off at the school gate. my dad had a Volkswagen and bluebird around 2002 but he always insist on driving me inside inside with that Ugly motor.

and that made me feel bad.

chiol:
That's one of their game plans. They might give Amechi ticket and abandon him in APC to give their own - Atiku a block vote in PDP. SW will also abandoned Amechi, as a pay back for betraying Tinubu. He might end up not even winning in any state.

Northerners know what they are doing politically.

Southerners will use their brain this time... and Atiku can never get the that PDP flag again. he had his chance. I see it this way.
Amaechi will get the APC with El-Rulfia as running mate. AGAINST PDP's Peter Obi candidacy for President.

chiol:
Keep dreaming! North has already taken back the power with the help of southern saboteurs. What happened today was to sideline the last force they were afraid that could challenge them. The coast is now clear for them.

Once they dangle VP to us, we will start fighting ourselves.

Well, you will see it play out. APC chieftains from southern Nigeri are not dummies. even though Tinubu wasted his time and betrayed Southern Nigeria for less than a pot of porridge! his presidential fallacy died before arrival...a colossal waste of time...I hope SW keeps their heads firmly stuck in the arse of their Lord Ruga!

Amaechi stands a better chance of getting their. I wish a core igboman could and not some Igbo outcast ; the
Now is the time for The south to be together.
We can do it. North Central will vote in our favor.

I don't trust that man. She would do anything to keep the contract going. but what is my own kwanu? mtchew Best wishes, side-Chic