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LOL

This yahoo boy got scammed. Well na them them

OldBeer:
You called your friends into a business you are solely funding?

Do you know that one of the lessons they teach in business schools is to keep family and friends separate from business?

I hope you know that friendship now has an expiry date.
The universe is even kind to show you a tip of the iceberg yet you are still asking questions.
That gut feeling you have is common sense trying to help you before it becomes too late.

Anyway, some people learn through experience.
So go ahead.

Food for thought

kimbraa:
I'm still trying to understand you and your choice of words.

You called four of your friends to 'man' the business. By 'man' do you mean to see to the day-to-day running of the business? If no, then what exactly do they do for you to be called partners?

Is there any agreement like the kind of rewards you're to compensate them with? These are details you should give.

Admin right to manage the customers coming online. And there's no agreement

Mrblaster:
Sorry to say this but you sound like you can't control your life much more a business. Look at your moniker on a popular forum for Pete's sake. I would have love to give you some tips but....

Pls i need the advice,forget about the moniker

kimbraa:
I don't get you.

You quoted the unmodified post

kimbraa:
When you say 'Partnership' it means you all have rights in the business if not equal.

So let me ask; since you contributed capital, what are they contributing to be called partners? What they contribute determines the extent to rights they have in the business. Don't give us sketchy detail to advise you on.

They're friends i called to man it,we rub minds together. I feel i would need other great minds to run the sustainability of the business

Halo NL i rushed down here to seek advice for a troubled mind,I'm about to start up a business and i called 4 young men and tw ladies,so we merge and do this business big,but at this early stage the young men have been very ambitious, trying to share equal rights with me in the business, note that my monies are inside and theirs are not included. I restate these gentlemen haven't added their single funds on this business,but they want to detect equal rights and shares in the business. Also note that the idea is mine also,and I'm the one that can do it,i only called them in so they can benefit from it at the long run, but this early over ambitiousness calls for concern.

rs172:
This boy looks too much like victor ybnl...

DNA test iz vital

NwaAmaikpe:



It is risky for a daughter to be her mom's "carbon copy".
Maybe the girl looked so much like his late wife for him to have developed such sexual feelings for her.

But sperm is dangerous sha,
No wonder Faliyat keeps saying I should pour it inside her hijab.

Your sense is faulty

Immaculatesnow:
Olamide and noise making music are like 5 and 6 another failed artist is on the loose and signed by another falling artist

I want a verified Nigerian AdSense to buy

Disgusting hater spotted

Towncrier007:
Dear nairalanders like i will always say,I'm not a prophet,infact i commit sin like everyone else, but i dream and see things before they happen. 2015 election i saw it, told some few friends but didn't document it,last edo gubernatorial election i saw it and posted it here on Nairaland here's the link to it

https://www.nairaland.com/3362379/revelation-winner-edo-gubernatorial-election

Right now the dream i have about 2019 presidential election, well i saw Dino Melaye and Saraki rejoicing,that's all i saw. This means who ever these two men supports will win the presidential election.

Let's see what unfolds

somez:
And to the op, do u know dream can be countered? Dont ask by who. But if am too advice, I'd say you drink a very chilled water (not origin this time ), sleep and dream again.

Today his dreams are proven true

Towncrier007:
Hi ladies of Nairaland, here's how to know some of u ladies crush, Mr lala on ground. since He's scared of his face being used as a meme. our team has decided to let you ladies know how and what he looks like....

#He wears lence glasses, with black handle

#Carries a laptop even on a first date

#barbs skin and keeps mustarh beards

#Anytime u with him he presses his phone like always.

#On the first date he asks you if u a member of
Nairaland

#He is not too short and not too tall

#He is not too fair and not too dark.

Next time u in the mall and he shows up call him mr lala, he will frown... just know he's the one

Thank me later.

Modified:
He tatoes a logo of snake on his left ear and right eye.
And he says hi to bursties
Also he eats rabbits a lot

Hahahaaa

Lol

Peacemaker5128:
Buhari till 2023

I should artikulate your brain cells

This diss is "died" LOL

The House of Representatives has received a petition urging it to facilitate the refund of deposited funds allegedly totaling N30bn to the over 13,000 members of Micheno Multi-Purpose Cooperative Society.

The petition, laid at plenary on Thursday by Rep Rotimi Agunsoye (APC-Lagos), wants the House to rescue the subscribers from financial bankruptcy resulting from the regulatory lapses of some financial and regulatory institutions.

The petitioners also urged the House Committees on Federal Capital Territory, Banking and Currency, Financial Crimes and Public Petitions to investigate the role of the Federal Capital Territory Administration’s Department of Cooperative Societies in the registration and regulation of Micheno Multi-Purpose Cooperative Society.

“This will enable the committees to determine the existence or otherwise of regulatory lapses,” the petition said.

“The committees, according to the petitioners, would also inquire into the role of the aforementioned and other commercial banks in the irregular dissipation of about N30bn funds of Micheno Multi-Purpose Cooperative Society deposited with them,” the petitioners added.

The petition urged the House to further inquire into the regulatory role of the CBN in the irregular operation of the accounts of Micheno Multi-Purpose Cooperative Society domiciled with some commercial banks in the country.

It also urged the committees to direct the CBN to produce and further mandate all commercial Banks where Micheno Multi-Purpose Cooperative Society held accounts to present all financial statements of Micheno accounts.

In the petition, dated September 28, 2018, the petitioners stated that, “Sometime in March 2018, the promoters of Micheno Multi-purpose Cooperative Society (the “Cooperative”) obtained a certificate of registration from the Department of the Federal Capital Territory Administration responsible for the registration of Cooperative Societies and thereafter made advertisements and representations to the public, inviting people to subscribe to the cooperative.

“The promoters, in their advertisements and representations, held out that the cooperative will make investments in agriculture, real estate, entertainment and events, oil and gas, haulage and logistics, general marketing of goods and services, and offering of credit facilities.
Subscribers were to receive interests on deposits made to the cooperative after such funds would have been invested in the approved areas of investment for the cooperative.

“Prospective subscribers were required to fill the membership registration form, pay a subscription fee of N10,000 and thereafter deposit a minimum sum of N100,000 which will entitle them to interest of an agreed percentage of their individual deposits.

“A person becomes a member after filling the membership form and upon payment of the N10,000 subscription fee.

“In response to the said advertisements and representations, over 13,000 people have become members of the cooperative outfit and have deposited various sums of money, including the Petitioners herein
From May 2018 till date, about N30bn has been deposited by members into the cooperative accounts.”

The committees are expected to meet and commence the probe immediately it is ratified by the House.

Source;
https://punchng.com/order-micheno-to-refund-our-n30bn-contributions-cooperative-society-members-petition-lawmakers/

cc; lalasticlala
Myd44
Seun

Boomie30:
Hi...it's a DIY thread so you need to choose a location that best suits you then contact hospitals and doctors there to know which works within your budget. Same goes for accommodation. To see past cost experiences for different locations discussed here, you need to go through the thread with the help of search (part 1-6). I hope this helps.

God bless u for responding,but can't i get a low cost estimate or something, cos my girl is just a month pregnant so i make this work fast

Bubu why?

Halo pls I'm fresh on this thread,how much does it cost to pay for my girl's hospital bill and all,including accommodation in the U.S.?

Pls caption this photo

capatainrambo:
nor be fork you want ?


if you nor get money hide your face

So na so u wan raise your daughters abi?

You just met a girl and the next message you recieve is she telling you that she's broke,my dear run away,do not go near there,cos u don't want your daughters to have a broke mother. Infact don't open the mesaage if you see i am broke

Fukafuka:

Pls stop this cos it's irritating

Pls don't tell Atiku i posted this oh LOL

GoTV:
See the way a daughter of a supposed Pastor opens her body for public consumption. Something you will never find amongst Muslims. Smh for we Christians

Shut up

Shugavee:
Lol some guys tho

You ladies thinks we're all money bags

Bluezy13:
He asked, she replied with just a "No".

If she wasn't unreasonable, she would have added her reason for not eating to the "No" at once.
You don't blame the guy, he knew if he asked further, she would take advantage of his inquisition.

We ask because we feel the need to or just like a shoutout. It depends on the girl to take advantage of the question if she is smart.

Or perhaps, you, a lady with full of better words can initiate a conversation by asking the guys instead.

Correct guy

dingbang:
sharp nigga.. Care wetin..is he your father...abeg go sleep

Lol my guy i weak oh

My brother,use brain to correct the mistake by telling her not to eat late lol
All man need to use their head well oh

midolian:
Nonsense!

If the ladies are to say what they really want in/from a man instead of making them feel they are interested in the relationship, no one will probably be in a relationship by now..

But wait, is/was this guy not a musician?

No he was a palm wine tapper