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abiL: Sholly: Daddy can I go to Lauren’s house?
Dad: Is she sick?
Sholly: No oo ooh
Dad: Which kind Lauren’s house? You better go back to your room and finish reading your book. Tell Lauren to come to your own house. Is it only Lauren that have a house

Sholly: Mum, I’m hungry
Mum: Here is my arm, you and your sisters should come take a bite.

“Back in my days, I used to walk 10 miles to get to school"

“When I was young, me and my siblings used to share one meat. You better be grateful”

"If you get anything less than a B, don't bother coming home today"

"You want to study media? Nonsense! In this house, you're going to become a doctor or a lawyer"

Me: Mum there's a phone call for you from Nigeria
Mum: Tell them I'm not at home. I'm not here, I'm not here o!!

*After getting beats with a belt or slippers she says*
"Why are you crying? Have I touched you yet?! If you don't stop crying now, I'll give you a reason to cry about"

"I'll deal with you!”

“You think I'm your mate?!

“If I catch you ehn!"

*Getting home late*
"You better go back to wherever it is that you're coming from"

"If you don't gerrout of my sight before I count to ten. 1, 2, 3..."

So so dry.

francis247: see wetin dog-sex dey cause.

yes ooo...pls warn sagamite ooo!

...people bound to go to hell

francis247: h

...stupidity

[/b] Waooo...this dog looks so much like @abiL. [b]

Ahhh....the stallion don kill the eagle ooo

Iceslizer: 3rd to comment





pls dont ban me


pls dont delete it




I'm just a first time offender

I would pay you $500 if you would stay away from nairaland for one week.

ItsModella: wallahi!!

I can't even remember when last I logged into my facebook.

Are u a singer?

gluv01: I'm in the front row

The girl should enjoy the free salary sha, she can easily open another account with a slightly different name or the nickname she's known for by her friends and re-add her friends without her dad knowing. The dad just gave her free cash thinking he's doing good. This is 21st century o..not 19th century. Smart gurl!

Why are u teaching her bad thing?

luvgurl: Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa.

Two questions: 1) Is that your pix on ur profile?
2) Trying to make sense of the pic... what was happening?

Jarus: Win or lose, sacked or left to continue, call it fluke or tactical efficiency, Stephen Keshi has made his mark already as producing for Nigeria its best performance in 13 years.

Some of us that faulted his inclusion of home-based players and dropping of some big names have since returned to our vomit, swallowing it.

Give it to him, he deserves some respect, for sticking to his gun with these young players.

While giving him the full credit,someone reminded me that Siasia also deserves part as some of the players Keshi are using actually cut their Super Eagles teeth under him. I almost spanked the person, that 'Dr, are you serious? Siasia that did not even qualify us for Nations cup'.

But on a more critical reflection, I realized some things:

1, Some of the players Keshi is using to produce result actually made their debut under Siasia (Musa, Emenike etc)

2, Siasia started the discipline trend which is working for Keshi. He dropped key players like Osaze because they were fighting with coaches. Keshi also did same. In hindsight, that decision is very right, if it were Osaze that is being made to sit on bench like Yobo or Uche now, by now we would be hearing different news from camp, news of Osaze fighting coach etc. It didn't work for Osaze, and initially appeared not working for Keshi too until the gradual turn-around.

3, Against Guinea in October 2011 in the match we drew that cost us AFCON 2012 participation, Siasia stuck his neck for Emenike despite the guy missing chances and we were all shouting. Today, it is same Emenike that is now firing at all cylinders? Could this mean we were impatient with Siasia? That he saw what we didn't see in this guy? (in any case I have personally always believed in Emenike's ability)

4, When Amodu purely had foreign, big players orientation, Siasia has a mixture generation orientation, gradually introducing the younger boys. He traveled round teh world to speak with many Nigerian young players, including Victor Moses, and convince them to come play for Nigeria. These are the boys doing it for Nigeria today.

With all these and many others, are we right to say Siasia laid the foundation to today's success? Or Keshi's philosophy just appears to co-incide with Siasia's in many respects? Does he deserve some credit?

Of course Siasia built this present squad so he must be credited just as much as Keshi.

onila: rapist deserves
Life Imprisonment

Two questions: 1) What if the accused is actually innocent just as we have seen some accused murderers to be innocent after executing them.
2) Should a lady who wrongly accuses a man of rape for whatever reason be imprisoned for life as well?

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Reallyyyy so Igbos are like dat? :/[/quote]Kai! Igbos are not like that at all. It is extremely important in Igbo tradition for a man to make sure his wife looks radiant at all times because the man is judged and weighed based on the looks of his wife.
This explains why wives of Igbo men are always looking so fresh even when the man looks raggety.

Good move but can it be sustained?

I hereby declare "shayo" for everybody, it is over.

[quote author=Table Leg ]I dont understand why you have a problem with Dangote giving out sums of money to the National football team... You have failed to explain that!
You have failed woefully on all fronts, that is why you find yourself stuck in the rut you are in ...
You delusion is grandeur.. I dont need to know much about you to deduce you are one pover stricken bastard....
If i have holes in my brain, it is still pretty much functioning well and that is what matters ... Your entire lineage can never relate to my brilliant intellectual capacity
I am doing well .. If you are not happy about Dangote's riches or the money he doled out, go fu....ck yourself up your as....shole!
I blame gold circle condom maker's ineffectiveness, if not, i shouldnt be dealing with a troglodyte like you on a lovely friday afternoon...
Now piss off to some mental asylum, i got work to do .. But if you want to continue, i will delegate my work and take you on full time... Faaaacking tosspot![/quote]Question is should I be wasting my time and resources on a retarded ruminant like you? Why do I call you a retarded goat? Because you are the type of person who would go on to praise any man who brings out money to spend without caring or asking question as regards the true source of the money.
So again, should I be wasting my very precious resources on a retarded ruminant who only cares about where the money is coming from and not the status of the money?

Truthfully, I see no difference between you and those thugs who used to follow Adedibu in his time. All they care about is the money he gives them, nothing else. As long as he was spending the money then he was seen as a demigod who should be worshipped.

Do you catch my drift? You are nothing but a worthless sycophant who only follows the highest bidder. Eeeeeeeediots like you is why Nigeria is doomed. My own fear is dimwits like you passing on your gene to your offsprings.
Now do you see Nigeria is really doomed?

Scammer

419

Thief

Anybody who says or thinks God does not exist must be suffering from dementia, we should sympathize with such rather than condemn and crucify them.

yeye4live: Funny Val Gifts U Don't Dare Give To Ur Girfriend
5, A pastor chris tape

And what's wrong wt this?

[quote author=Table Leg ]The inconsistencies from your first post to the last shows that you are a lunatic without a name tag!
You need to be recaptured and sectioned under the mental illness act of your local area if they have one
The only thing a mad man can ever do to the poor is to steal from them or harrass them ...
You have not done jack sh....it for poor around you, drag yourself out of abject poverty first before thinking of doing something for the poor!
Can you define clean wealth? infact dont worry, you are too dumb to get anything right ...... Brainless product of an unfortunate sexual liaison between a goat and a crab!
Faccccccking nuisance!!![/quote]Rantings....rantings....and yet more rantings from a deluded lunatic. Fortunately for me I dont understand gibberish so I dont have to torture my brain trying to make sense of this nonsense by a regurgitated waste matter.

You are a classic example of why not every childbirth should be celebrated; some children will only grow up to ruin the family name. You have successfully done that by exposing your dementia in here.

You know absolutely nothing about me yet you call me poor and claim I've never done anything for the poor. Now judge yourself: does that not prove you have holes in your brain? Pls stop doing that to yourself.

[quote author=Table Leg ]You are a dimwit....
What proof do you have that the reward money is stolen in the first place?
Millions are living in abject poverty? your thinking capacity is too rusty to understand the strategy behind Aliko's gesture
What have you done for the poor folks on the street you live in? you daft poor man's advocate![/quote]Well, I've done more for the poor around me than you will ever do. And I've done much more for the poor than Dangote because I've given a higher percentage of my "clean" wealth to the poor as against Dangote.

And if you dont know or understand how Dangote's wealth is stolen money then you are a bigger nincompoop than I imagined.

fellis: I found the picture funny sha.

Then you need the services of a psychiatrist.

[quote author=Table Leg ]I thought you were going to come up with something sensible .. I didn't know you are one brainless vagabond!
Those dudes are representing their country and therefore do not need to be incentivised with tonnes of cash for doing so
Fooooooool![/quote]Then why give them cash at all since they dont need it to be incentivised? There are other ways he could have honoured them rather than splashing stolen money all over the place while millions are living in abject poverty.

Now do you see how shallow your argument really is? I woudnt be surprised, though, if your porous brain is still unable to grasp my point.

Cheers!

vivacious vivi: Bros, N50k rent? U dey live for under Ijesa bridge?

bwahahaha...hahaha..haha.ha....