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Idi Amin: @OP, remove this tread 4rm d front page immediately or...

AlterEgo™:
You must have a death wish!

Don't push your luck too hard this morning young lamb, cos you will be annihilated without an iota of remorse!

jayriginal: Fx bobo, might this be your girlfriend ?

Others denigrate us and we compliment their efforts.

Why?

AlterEgo™:
Da fuq is this a$$-wipe dabbling into a conversation way above his intellectual level

abiL: Fcking2012

Let me catch you chatting air again. You untrained bush pig!

abiL: Let me take my bra off

abiL: UKRANIAN model Valeria Lukyanova shows off her doll-like features in her first ever photoshoot.

The 21-year-old has morphed her body into her idol Barbie through extreme plastic surgery and make-up.
And showing off her super-skinny waist in a bikini top and hotpants, Valeria really does look like a mannequin.
Valeria, real name Amatue, first came to prominence in April after pictures of her porcelain features went viral.
She has huge eyes, a narrow nose, chin and a long blonde mane.

The unnatural changes have led people to question whether Valeria's image is real or actually the result of severe photo editing.
Inside the publication Valeria, who is also a singer, speaks out about why she believed 'altering reality is the key to life'.

Valeria says: "In the morning I work on my face and I get a massage, then I spend some time on the Internet.
"I meditate and travel in my astral body, and after that I work out at the gym. I go for a walk with my best girlfriend, I get home, and I make dinner for the man I love. "Then I spend some more time on the Internet, do some reading and meditating, and go to bed."

Valeria has been criticised over her controversial body image and for inspiring other girls in the Ukraine to adopt fantasy, fairylike looks and lifestyle.
But Valeria she says she doesn't let the negativity affect her.

"It’s hard work, but they dismiss it as something done by surgeons or computer artists.
"But I don’t take them seriously. I’m even flattered! It’s what success is like. I’m happy I seem unreal to them, it means I’m doing a good job.
"Indeed, I’ve noticed a trend. Every good-looking woman with fine features and a slim figure looks like a doll. I won’t deny that I play along with people’s perceptions. I’m amused by the reactions. I don’t take it seriously.
"Many people say bad things about people who want to perfect themselves."

Jaykizz: Valentine is around the corner once more, and is knocking on our doors. In some days time, St Valentine's day will be celebrated around the world by lovers.
In the past special gifts like "Roses, Rings, Flowers, Cakes, Perfumes,...etc," used to be the Ideal presents from men to their ladies; however, things are changing abruptly nowadays. Expensive Gifts such as "Brazilian Wigs, BBs, trips to expensive resort centres,...," are the norms of today.
Although not evryone can afford these, some of us still plan having our val's day special and moderate (moneywise). In what ways can a guy treat a lady come val's day?

Shollypopz: mu ska ska ska ska ....that's why u ran when she came

abuche: He keeps appearing in my mind.....wot sud I do?

sleekch1c: frnds,u ve to help me with this, i dated a guy who treated me like i was misbegotten, he talks to me the way he likes and complains i disrespect him when i protest.he was the only man i ever loved(i dated 2 others) so i bore it till he dumped me with the most ridiculous allegations,i was so heartbroken i almost had a nervous breakdown, he used to be the 1st face i see in my mind wen i wake up and that hasnt changed, i still ve nightmares abt the way he dumped me, i just cant get him out of my system even though i try so hard to hate him, pls queeneve,190,inkerd nerd.tjskii,firearm, i like u guys' post and wld appreciate ur help.thanks guys.

val_dubem: At approximately 32 million years old, these are two of the oldest skulls ever found that appear to belong to the direct ancestry of humans. The skull on the right is that of a mature male; the other that of an adult female. Both come from an excavation site in the wind-swept badlands of the Fayum Province southwest of Cairo, Egypt.

FXKing2012: There is no need to search, Becacia.Barbie is the most beautiful Nigerian girl. You need to see her in person to know what I'm talking about.

2buff: Why all this abuse?

@Abil I know people are people, but seriously babe, you gotta lay easy on the yabbings.
People parents should be kept out of things.

Don't you feel just wrong when all that stuff is rushing out of you?

CFCfan: This comment deserves 100 LIKES.

abiL: Fxcking2012 your mother must have left a curse on you when she gave birth to you.

Your own don finish!!

FXKing2012: I've done @abiL a big favour this evening: I directed traffic to her dead thread and moved it from page 0 to page 9 within 2hrs. Shollypopz, tell her to go on all fours and thank me.

I think my work here is done, let me get back to tracking scammers using their call logs and IP addresses amongst others.

Nairaland o ni baje o!

Have fun y'all!