Twice Otondos

The name is really catchy, nice and fun to hear.. pretty much lightweight as you intended. Big up in general.

They want to startup airplane graveyard since the proposed naija airline is null..

The boy posing behind the demon with the knife should also be arrested as an accomplice to the crime because its obvious he is aware what was abput to go down that day.

Oga na crime go fit cause this kind of rushing oh..

9japarrot:


They are on hot pursuit at us

strictly tailored for humor..

fineboynl:
please leave it at the original context, that why the bible English version can not be accurate to the original language. example is the pigin version carries more wealth and comedy than any English version. and the reason why pidgin English is very sweet. when toasting a girl or making friends with guys. pidgin have that flavor.

This is the physics expression you forget to drop the formula too..

Ecanenar:
They are gravitating toward us with very high velocity.

Lolz this 1 they are running into you, its either you be obstacle or coincidence

konny1:
Simple thing
They are the one's running into us

E don finish

I think since the main word is rush, ten it should change when translated..

bennymark:
They are the ones (na them) rushing after us (dey rush us)

murderer

Anaskie:
They hasten swiftly unto us.

King James Version English

baddest.. but while rush mean to hasten, it doesnt mean to hasten in this context. You know english words in pidgin english could convey another meaning that doesnt necessarily correlate with the english meaning of the word..

dingbang:
It is the ladies that come to us.


They hasten deeply into us


They tripping

Bros its like the gels have used you to see sometin oh

SEONaijaExpert:
Very simple. Change dem to girls. You will get it right

The dem means those greedy girls with boyfriends that are still not satisfied

The dem means those gluttonous girls that see their boyfriend as broke and are jumping from one club to another looking for an Alhaji and yahoo boys

The dem can also be those big eyes girls that are not satisfied with the little they have and can do anything for more.

The dem could also mean those girls living fake lives on social media.


Na girls dey rush us

Today I was listening to a radio station in warri, and they had a call-in program for callers to transliterate the "na dem dey rush us" statement into its English construct, and I realised after the phone-ins ended, the presenter finally gave the answer to his own question and among all other funny and wrong answers from callers, he was also wrong.

I'm guessing its a Warri thing .. So in a bid to enjoy the funny responses and knowing the transliteration to the context which the "na dem dey rush us" was made, what are the appropriate statements that can be used to convey it in English?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StUYA2ybYGM

The fear for juju would not cause the embassy to shut down. I guess they may have thought the powder to be anthrax, and thats a good reason for them to have shut down.

Only a dummy will think he walked in air.. theres even a great chance that this isnt even magic. Its a circus practice anyone who has trained himself to the art of balancing on ropes. A white circus man can do this without shaking while juggling oranges.

Any male folk who agrees with 1, 4, 5 is a t.w.a.t and not a man as you think these stupid rules make you. You just a victim of peer pessure to feel among or else be tagged as not being a man. If you cannot stand for what is right and shun whatever other people with a stupid mentality has to say then all of you are mad. People are so packed with stinky mentality to relate with. There is nothing like 'guy code' ; a coined standard to guilt trip guys into being accomplice to wrong acts. You stumble upon your friend commiting murder or raping a lil child, I guess its only right to cover up for him because it is written in the guy code. This life is so complex that its mostly wrong to generalise or focus you actions on one line of action. While the guy code could work rightly in some fun cases, it doesn't in other serious cases; So why accept such a thing that isn't a balanced solution. .

363 trillion Naira

yazzman:
how much is that in naira? anyone that got the answer i will be rewarded with airtime.

Those with imaginative minds and good sense of humor would find this very funny and interesting. The kind of humor I like to see in movies Would try some of them my self.
And to those saying if you are not smart, you are not smart, I think yourselves aren't smart because he said "make you LOOK smart" and not "make you smart". Also, your sense of understanding is way below sea level.
Food for thought: Do you know you have to be smart to understand humor? Not the kind where you laugh because someone gets insulted.

How can 27'C melt your roads

400billionman:
There is no excuse for mediocrity. How can 27'C melt your roads when Africa experiences 40'C?

But no one was with her during the incident. So how did they know she asked the robbers "why?" In response to their demand for her phone....

Exactly..

NIGHTMARE0O7:
I think its a fake chat.
But we won't despite the fact that things like this happen

This girl isn't making any sense.. you just want to debate and you cant even say anything substantial, yet he's been giving good reasons for what he stands for and all you do is repeat the same question but in a different manner. Sleeping with a married woman isnt right, just that the the wife's husband cannot hold the man accountable for what happended. If the cheating guy has a girlfriend then its upto her to hold the cheating guy accountable for cheating on her. But on the path of the married man, his wife is to be held responsible for the evil act because they both had an agreement to be for eachother and nobody else.

highqueen:

so In essence,it's right for a man to sleep with a married woman?

Wise you are! She's the one you made made marriage commitments with and not the guy she may cheat with. So shes the one who you expect to stay committed to you. Same way its most saddening when a friend hurts you compared to a stranger.

BluntBoy:


I think the blame should go to the woman.

God forbids that my wife cheats on me. But I always tell people that should it happen, I would have no fight with the man. Except he raped her, of course, in which case, I might commit murder.

voadewumi:
Nice one op, but really I want to know what causes early morning erection and how to manage it, cos it is really embarrassing some times when u wake and their is a lady not far from you... You will be embarrased

Lolz! Na road you dey sleep wey you go see lady not far from you?!

Damn! You have eyes.. Lol i like your comments i swear down

NwaAmaikpe:


Is it that this couple can't afford socks?



The groom's nails in the 2nd picture is a big turn-off.
Which girl marries a man with claws.


From the pictures I can tell the lady gets turned on so easily and is more of a seductress than a wife. Meaning she won't resist the temptation of adultery.
I honestly doubt this marriage will last

Liars! Which locally fabricated.. Highest, may have been assembled here.. I can see the vehicle having Chinese inscriptions on it as part of the camouflage design..

Well yes it wasn't photoshoped. A wannabe like her can't be smart enough to use photoshop, and neither was the pic photoshoped by anyone smart enough to use photoshop. She mustve made use of one of those mobile apps that requires so little effort to perform photo wonders on your pic. Eg photo wonder

igbodefender:
Those hips are hers. They were not photoshoped. Don't ask me how I know. But just believe me. They are hers.

Paying it forward #movie.. Its only fair you give reference to your source

nnamdiosu:


*sobs*
For a minutes, my world just stopped and I cried for an eternity. I felt almost exactly what u went through.
I even screen shot ur post and will store it forever.
My eyes are a bit misty. Dearie, Look for someone else who can't repay u back and help out just like Mr uzo did. Then tell the person to continue the chain. I bet u, if not Mr uzo, one of his generation will benefit. Its well*sobs*

Hmmm, cele mama! The woman go don waka for her son matter spiritually, and the prophet go don assure her say na mc hammer parole her son dey fortified with, CANT TOUCH THIS. more like CANT TOUCH ME. Anyways, probably why she's on victory mode.

JesusChrist666:


Jealousy won't help you, sir. I wish i could post the nude pictures here. I am uncircumised by the way.

If yours is microscopic, i honestly wish i could give you half of it.

Lol This is ridiculous.. Talking about 400k plus gave you off. First off that amount is ridiculously high for a person of your mental status for laying bare your shiit on Nl, for no reason stating how much you earn like its related to the fake issue you brought up, and also for claiming to have seeked solution in the best place possible which is a hospital, then somehow you thought Nairaland would be a better option to find solution for such. As for the jealousy and the microscopic quantification, like you said, you scare people away, and if it were true what you say(sadly not), then i would rather stick with my microscopic ish and get to work with bedmatics. They say practice makes perfect so I just gotta fork alot(something you wont be able to do because they won't let you). All that being said for the fun of it, I only gave a point and backed it up with a fact. You dont discredit a point based on fact if you were so enlightened enough to be a 400k+ dude. You know what I'll just call you "400k-plus"

RapportNaija:
lol you don't look like you earn 400k man...

Lol so you believe this whole sham in the first place?! Look the op probably was playing with a flexible tube or pipe and it occurred to him that he could pull off this stunt. Apparently he actually pulled it off. Dik without a head na dik?!

Some people sef.. The op i believe was being sarcastic about the vehicle with all those capabilities.. Its left for you guys to find the humor in his sacarsm. Some were taking this post so literal that they were praising the afonjas for that crap thinking the vehicle truly possessed those capabilities stated. some are abusing the op thinking he meant to lie. Even if he lied, you cant be that daft to believe that crap can do all of that.