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Hmmm, cele mama! The woman go don waka for her son matter spiritually, and the prophet go don assure her say na mc hammer parole her son dey fortified with, CANT TOUCH THIS. more like CANT TOUCH ME. Anyways, probably why she's on victory mode.

JesusChrist666:
Jealousy won't help you, sir. I wish i could post the nude pictures here. I am uncircumised by the way.

If yours is microscopic, i honestly wish i could give you half of it.

Lol This is ridiculous.. Talking about 400k plus gave you off. First off that amount is ridiculously high for a person of your mental status for laying bare your shiit on Nl, for no reason stating how much you earn like its related to the fake issue you brought up, and also for claiming to have seeked solution in the best place possible which is a hospital, then somehow you thought Nairaland would be a better option to find solution for such. As for the jealousy and the microscopic quantification, like you said, you scare people away, and if it were true what you say(sadly not), then i would rather stick with my microscopic ish and get to work with bedmatics. They say practice makes perfect so I just gotta fork alot(something you wont be able to do because they won't let you). All that being said for the fun of it, I only gave a point and backed it up with a fact. You dont discredit a point based on fact if you were so enlightened enough to be a 400k+ dude. You know what I'll just call you "400k-plus"

RapportNaija:
lol you don't look like you earn 400k man...

Lol so you believe this whole sham in the first place?! Look the op probably was playing with a flexible tube or pipe and it occurred to him that he could pull off this stunt. Apparently he actually pulled it off. Dik without a head na dik?!

Some people sef.. The op i believe was being sarcastic about the vehicle with all those capabilities.. Its left for you guys to find the humor in his sacarsm. Some were taking this post so literal that they were praising the afonjas for that crap thinking the vehicle truly possessed those capabilities stated. some are abusing the op thinking he meant to lie. Even if he lied, you cant be that daft to believe that crap can do all of that.

Datazone:
Oga keep your dirty mouth shut before you misinform the public. RMD and Fathia Balogun are not Urhobos. If you say this thing in public you may get the beating of your life. That's how you twist and rewrite people's history for them and you create problems for your tribe in the future.

Mumu.. You no see? You don fall your hand. We no see your brake light for the thread again. Ordoryor!

Clearly, whoever is proposing this circular runway didnt and haven't considered alot of factors before publicizing this great idea. I noticed how he made account for skidding since its gonna be a BANKED circular runway, but that only covers for takeoffs. What about landing?! Are planes supposed to land on a banked runway?! This clearly is a disaster because planes need their landing terrain well leveled and balanced. The proposal has alot of advantages than disadvantages, but in this case, one disadvantage is more important than a whole lot of advantages because this matter holds alot of lives.

The answer is either 99 or 101.. Because the added number to the multiplication follows as arithmetic progression by odd numbers or prime numbers..

SirWere:
Yeah right. The probability of that happening is so extremely low, it outstrips that of the big bang happening.

And P.S, why not spell your sentences in full. I know you have autofill in your keypad.

A very low sense of humor thou hast sire. With unnecessary probability analysis to worsen it. We all know it can't happen so don't be daft lolz

KingRex1:
The right guy may come along, but since you've resorted to having a side bf, it would all go wrong again.
And then you'll come back with a new thread.. 'if he has these qualities, he's the one, don't keep a side bf'

Only a progressive thinker would agree to this awesome statement borne out of foresight..
The right guy may come along, but since you've resorted to having a side bf, it would all go wrong again.
She may later end up with the right guy but then something is still wrong because she will now become the thorn in her relationship. the good guy may find out she's not worth it because she's with another guy and dumps her again. It takes her back to sqr 1, and in turn the guy may loose hope in the ladies and probably turn a stone cold hearted nigga, the ladies who would be unfortunate to experience the bad side of this guy tags every guy as heartless, not knowing it was borne out of the foolishness of one broken girl. And so the cycle goes on and on alternating between the guys and girls until the whole world becomes stone cold hearts. The op's solution to her problem is the "two wrongs make a right" which isn't supposed to be so.

Benita27:
We know it's for her money.
Won't you call him a Gold digger?, cos if it were a girl that's what you all will say.

Good thinking...

heffem:
hey bro. that lady has got nobody. she's just trying to know ur seriousness level. to know if u can be trusted or not...

Now that's a nigga who can decipher motives behind a woman's statement.

rawpadgin:
if u hadn't snooped on her u guys would have ended up as hubby and wifey


u would have married the devil



right now am in this same mess, i want to track my girl's calls, whatsapp messages & sms

Don't mind the mugu, he'd rather remain a fool forever than seeking the truth that can save him the heart ache for life.. People saying its better not to seek the truth when the opportunity comes are just plain ignorant.

emperorchedda:
Oga there's a reason we have real niggas, someone that got your back

Now murder might be extreme, but having sex and the mischieves that comes with it are what happens when men are still in bachelor age.

When you've all made it in life you look at that experience and playfully insult each other over it

Talk about a real nigga, frank in the first place didn't act like a real nigga because he would understand that his gee needed to be at work for his daily hustle(as a real gee you must respect that and not try to ruin that if you call yourself a friend) , and from how he ditched the scene, that doesn't tick him to being a real nigga. So you wouldn't blame the op for his actions because im sure he wouldve had Frank's back had it been he never had such important outing to embark on. See what a real nigga would do; frank wouldve opened up to the op and maybe ask to be lend some money or worse case, wouldve planned with the op about his dubious intentions so they can both be aware and the op would put in his own quota in the game. Frank is an inconsiderate prick and not a real gee. So in this case, Dont blame the defendant, blame the offender

Enaburekhanjosh:
Obviously you didn't see him as a frd, if you did, you would have salvage the situation, try to protect his phone, and then correct him later,

You clearly don't know the meaning of true frdship,
Frds have each others back, no matter what, good or bad.
And coming out on social media to bash him some more, is equally reckless as what you accuse him of

So in a case where frank leaves a corpse behind; for being a friend, he should make sure he keeps Frank's phone away from the police just incase they come for investigation, so that he can get a life imprisonment sentence and just simply warn frank not to do it again from behind bars for friendship sake, while frank goes ahead to be a freeman. My friend there is an inverter in your brain that is twisting your understanding.

hyperflex:
Go away! Why does someone have to be pessimistic about everything. Wake up n smell the roses man. Times av changed. Get in or get left

Mumu wannabe..

TheFreeOne:
No dairy products allowed

Dem want make she leave behind those

Those immigration officials sef ...they must be admiring her endowments and not in a hurry to let leave.

Mumu, so 'no dairy products allowed' sounds like something they would use to hold her because of her massive boobs. Guy everythin about this isn't a truth story. Its just one big pun on her boobs that you are meant to laugh about..

From the "invention" point of view, this is crapsmanship.. From the "artwork/welding" point of view, its craftsmanship.. But for as long as the system of this country remains the same, this "artwork/welding" will be seen as an invention.

Stelvin101:
Op let me tell you a little expose. Majority or those pple you see are not militant but opportunist who grab the slot and many of them are not even from Delta state. Militants know anything? There own is to collect their normal monthly allowance and fvck ashawo. Don't be deceived

Finally, some sense.. No militant who actually engaged in the militancy will take up the opportunity to go study.

Why are people referring to kenya na..

Damfostopper:
I pity the person replying yu...shey u wan make Im put hand for d snake mouth ...but Wetin....

Abeg borrow some sense of humor. See the way you carry the matter for head like say na state of emergency

nedu2000:
We are definitely not smarter than the manufacturers that extend speeds to as high as 220km/h!! The cause of accidents have nothing to do with speed,moving at +100km/h doesn't sign my death warrant same moving below 100km/h doesn't mean you'll never be involved in an accident! Afterall trailers/trucks which generally move at 60km/h are involved in rather spectacular and deadly accidents.
The problem isn't speed but rather poor decision-making by drivers

Very stupid comment. You are what you eat. And All you who is twisting definitions asif you dunno its the outcome of speeding that's the issue here and not the word 'speeding' are just plain ignorant if not foolish. So are you telling me its going slowly that will now kill you?! You talk about actions that can increase the probability of accidents because it reduces the time a driver has to react and that's where speeding becomes a less desirable act. Even if another road user makes the error that could put you into danger, going with speed would leave you with less option to react to avoid such road users and not to mention how speeding could make you mono-log and loose concentration for everything else. Nonsensticals(allow me).

ochallo:
this sounds like a cock and bull story. This guy doesn't look like the MD of a company and the conductor that pushed him should be arrested, that is manslaughter, not to just blame the man.

The only sense made on this thread. Everybody else was caught in the moment of bashin the innocent dead being and forgot the part where the driver pushed the man out of his way as the narration stated.

favoured234:
Omonigho, if na you they the pic 4 your dp, you get am...

Couldn't help but spy too.. I'm no part of this, but ride on sis.. Hehehe!

Abdoshlee:
And you call this one gorgeous... are you blind ...??

Hehehe!

Djtm:
This is a bad joke right?

The nigga just murdered the case and pushed it to a whole unrelated direction. I would call him a mugu but I can't even tell if he was just playing ignorant.

RockHard:
Are you daft? Zinox deals in HARDWARE computer assembly and sales. We're talking about PROGRAMMING HERE -- Software. The fact that I'm having to break this down to you alone shows how ignorant you are. Besides, Globacom is the Biggest ICT Firm in Nigeria, not Zinox. (ICT Stands for Information and Communications Technology). I hope you've learned a thing or two today. Now go back and play with your toys.

Help me tell the mugu.

aresa:
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Shut up...


All I see here is hate and bitterness barking like bingo. You can hate and shout all that rubbish till you die, Nigeria is still better than kenya a million times based on facts.

If kenya is better than Nigeria, then what are you and your hate mongering and self loathing losers doing in Nigeria?


Pack your shit and go to kenya....

Mugu!.. That is all.

martinsadnan11:
Go do your own...stop the badmouthing

Guy its only those who's had their fair share of a curious childhood and had the need to create fun for themselves that will know there's no biggie to what this kid has done. He only had access to more scrap to utilize whys his curiosity led to a big toy. Although not every kid can come up with stuff like this('you' for example) but people who call it crap only mean his work to be irrelevant to the society as the op implies. In the kidz curiosity world its dope, in the prototype world it's ok since its coming from a kid. When this same kid is all grown up and sees another kid's toy worshipped like this, he would simply call it crap cos he isnt like you who wasnt creative with childhood curiosity.

lookmangiw:
donate helicopter without propeller to the Navy. what that meant to be some sort of joke?

Chai! Have small sense of humor na...