₦airaland Forum

fantazia:
There is this neibour of mine that lost her husband last two weeks in a ghastly motor accident, its just two weeks now, though the husband is still in mortuary but this widow in question had sex with a friend of mine, they engage in sex yesterday. "well im troubled, is there any repercusion on what they did? cc:lalasticlala, rocktation, obinoscopy

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You know say you mumu sha!

Nor be say you tall pass the dining table chair wey dey your house o! You dey open mouth talk.

Abeg shift! [/color]

iameugene:
Lol this is so surprising

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You're a male. Right? [/color]

Davidsylva:
[color=Red]As for me I nominate

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Juliaann:
WAS JUST WONDERING

Odunharry:
U dnt know what you want

sylvalord:
[color=grey][b]It is obvious that you don't have parents. No they ain't dead but they are worse than the dead. Calling them walking dead wouldn't even cut it. Imagine a useless fuckwit with no future ambition(your retarded father) fvcking a fugly idumota prostitute(your bitchh of a mother), what could they have hoped to produce if not an imbecilic mooncalf like you. Your mum is so worthless that when she birthed you, your drunk of a father couldn't foot the bills and out of my benevolence i paid for her and as a show of gratitude, your mum let my dogs fvck her. Your dad is the worst father on earth that is why is don't blame you for turning out to be such an oaf. Please tell nairalanders the true story of how he raped you and your 3 years old sister multiple times. Bloody Mongol, irredeemable fuckwit, eternal cretin. Tell your bloody wwhore of a mother that my dogs are tired of fvcking her as i had to take them to the vet to rid them of the STD she inflicted on them. YOU SON OF A MANWHORE AND A PORNNSTAR [/b][/color]

manee2:
I wear 'em alot_ infact all my trousers are lyk that.. Dat's my swagg. My ladies love it too

Mznaett:
Crazy peepz everywhere

tido77:
I am limping between decisions, I need your piece of advice to buoy my
wobbling senses. A well educated lady is in my radar, I like ladies that control grammar very well, in fact I am a sucker for such ladies. This my lady controls grammar so well and she is beautiful, a graduate.
Now, I also have a young lady that comes around, and I observed that they are both different in manners. She is not a graduate, she stopped at secondary school level due to finance problem.
When this not so schooled lady comes around she always notices disorganized things and would arrange them, would notice dirty floor and mop up,wash dirty dishes etc. She would not greet me without bending her left knee slightly to show respect. She is not as beautiful as the educated lady though.
The graduate lady do none of these things, all we do is just gist.
Lately the school cert lady makes me feel the warmth of a caring lady, I am beginning to notice her more.
I am a graduate with tastes, I don't know what I want again, I am confused, somebody advise.

starlingslimnet:
Just one thing

Cc Seun

wristbangle:
One cannot deny the fact that money remains the top ingredient to oil a relationship most especially when it comes to taking a lady out on a date but the issue is some ladies take this opportunity to siphon guys pocket and still demand for take away package.

I experienced this situation last year when I took a lady out for a date at one of the best eatery in Lagos. I budgeted N5,000 hoping the hungry babe will not eat more than N2,500 meal but to my greatest surprise she ordered all sort of meals resorting to N15,000. This is when I know I am in for big trouble as there was no escape route for me to leave the eatery due to its structure in order to punish her.

To add salt to injury, I don't know how the gold digger read my actions that I may disappear as she told the sales assistant that I will foot the bill. After collecting all the goodies ordered, she disappeared leaving me stranded like someone who just got robbed by thieves.

Since I could only pay N5000, the sales assistant gave me the insult of my life as the manager of the eatery told me to wash all sort of dirty dishes but thank God for a friend of mine who bailed me out from the embarrassment that would have lingered in my memory till date.

I know you guys must have witnessed such situation before.

Kindly share your experience.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
I took a fast look at your profile and some of your posts
you dont seem like an introvert and you certainly dont seem rude
I got the impression youre just another regular Joe
doing regular stuff like everyone else
So watchu mad fo?