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dani1luv:
They are [b]aje[/b]luxers

Abi ooo. . . . Jealous that is and jealous I tell ya! Just because she is married and her husband is in some sheesh Kebab Island and when he came back, he said he dreamed of sleeping with some women there but he could not get up from his bed due to over weight problems and the next thing you knew, she became TheSeeker's Great Grandma!!! Thats why people are jeluxers!

mukina2:
who is Mama-gee?

what did she do? any link?

She made one of our Mod's her Maga

Mr Walt Disney,

Will you grant me the hope and the strength and the dreams to open a theme park like yours one day and call it Mama Ngozi Land?

The day you stop falling for the outlook of the person is the day you will be contented

Ill marry both so that I can get both

Ill answer it again for courtesy sake


Ill marry both so that I get both! if Im a guy that is. . .

TheSeeker:
^^^ Yes, I am sure. Well, the picture is to show our guests the path to venue

LOL!    Stop fooling Mama Ngozi! 

Tell me, what is Epi doing with a Wedding Dress on the same day you getting married to Twinny Plat?

ANd dont charm me with your lawyer intelligence now. . .  

TheSeeker:
Gabry, I don't know Epi. . . I swear, it wasn't me Ah hann!!! Epi, why you wan raise your hand to tell why I shouldn't be be joined with Plat?

U sure about that? Than what is that picture doing there?


And please, u need to come out with your speech

Epi:
Gabs

The seeker two-timed me  

[size=16pt]Epi[/size], U mean TheSeeker asked for your hand in marriage too?  


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[size=16pt]TheSeeker[/size], abeg! Explain this before I vex. . .  

Epi:
Gabs

The seeker two-timed me  

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People! What is wrong with you guys? This is an ENgagement Ceremony! Not some zoo gossiping about sexuality abeg! One more time I dey call Amadioha go struck you guys!    


Now! Let the party begin!  


[size=16pt]The Seeker[/size], you need to come out with your toasting speech!  

SeanT21:
Gabby, U are indeed a supawoman. Wedding planner outside your other Jobs. When I grow up, I wanna be just like U.

Oh nonono. My Event Planning is for part time but also people need to inform me at least 3 months in advance otherwise I wont do it.

These are the hands which will get the blessings.

This is how they conduct the Blessing Ritual!

SeanT21:
Good Job Gab.

Thanks sista.

The items to do the blessings of the couple

The Door Gift for this Wedding. Its a Hanherchief!

mama-gee:
Before I go any further, Is that your pic in your profile?
Where are you from?

Im from Nigeria!

mama-gee:
Where is she?
I don't see one.

U and your Chinko eyes

platinumnk:
The Bride is HERE

Kabo Kabo my dear. . . How is the Spa Session?

Event: Amira and Iqmal's Wedding

Date: 5 & 6 December 2009, Saturday and Sunday

Time: 8.00 am - 12.00am - 5 December 2009
8.00am - 3.00pm - 6 December 2009

No. of people: On both days was about 500 people

Venue: The Bride's House

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PROGRAM

5 dECEMBER 2009

- Guest Arrival

- Bride and Groom and families and friends will go to the Mosque and get the Engagement Blessings

- All will return back from the Mosque and everyone will have breakfast

MENU:
- Steamed White RIce
- Chicken Rendang
- Beef Curry
- Stir Fried Mixed Vegetables
- Hard Boiled Eggs with Chili Paste
- Stewed Brinjal with Shrimps
- Watermelon
- Pineapple
- Rose Syrup
- Ice Water


- Karaoke Session

- Lunch Time with the same menu

- The group of Kompang (Malaysian Drums) will come and play some drum beats

- Haji's from the Mosque will come to the house and do a blessing ceremony for the Couple

- Blessing and acceptance from Families towards the couples. The families will splash on the couple's hands a dash of some rice, Some mixed florals, milk and also Olive Oil.

- Dinner time and Karaoke session
MENU:-
- Steamed White Rice
- Kailan with Oyster Sauce (A type of Vegetable)
- Smabal Udang ( Prawns cooked in Malaysian Chilli)
- Fried Noodles
- Fried Chiken with Malaysian Spices
- Sup Tulang (Beef Broth Soup)
- Fish Curry with Brinjal and Ladies Fingers (Its not as thick as Okra Soup though. )
- Cake

- Cake Cutting Ceremony

- Pocho - Pocho - An Indonesian Cultural Dance and Joget - A Malaysian Cultural Dance

6 December 2009

- Guest arrival

- Bride and Groom and families and friends will go to the Mosque and get the Wedding Blessings

- All will return back from the Mosque and everyone will have breakfast

MENU:-
- Steamed White RIce
- Garlic Rice
- Pacari Nenas (Pineapple Curry)
- Achar (Pickled Cucumber, Pineapple and Carrots)
- Grilled Leg of Lamb
- Mutton Curry
- Ayam Percik ( Chicken with a Malaysian Specialty Sauce)
- Rose Syrup
- Ice Water

- karaoke Session

- Sembahyang waktu Azhan (Prayers)

- - Blessing and acceptance from Friends and other guests towards the couples. The families will splash on the couple's hands a dash of some rice, Some mixed florals, milk and also Olive Oil.

- Karaoke Session

- Photography Session

END!

TheSeeker:
Grandmama Gee, welcome to the show.

And Gabry, did I just see you saying you're using recycled items? What have you done with the blank check I gave you? I called my financier this morning only to find out $1,000,000.00 has been debited from my account. May I know what's going on here? Don't make me call EFCC on you after this wedding, so come here and give accounts in full details, on how you spent all the money. Thank you
Young man, this is a classified wedding. Return quickly to the stands and make sure everything is in order, I have some important guests coming from Russia. . . and also ensure you have their cigarette lighters ready, they'd be smoking some nice cigars up there. Again, don't you dare - I repeat - don't you dare look at them like you've never seen oyinbo people, you hear me? _{Now go go go go}

Oh No. . . For Mama Ngozi's {roduction, we do not accept blank cheques. We only accept a down payment and you gave us $1,000,000.00 as a deposit remember?   We will prepare the bill  with the list of details and if theres any outstanding amount, we shall refund them back to you.

Mama Ngozi dont cheat abeg!    

Ok I must have lost my pictures!!!

:d

Event: Rethro Dinner and Dance

Date: 28 November 2009, Saturday

Time: 7.00pm onwards

Venue: Chi Wen Hall, Labuan Island

No. of People: 650 people

Purpose of Event: To have FUN! Labuan Island has not much activities so it is a compulsory to have a Rethro Dinner and Dance once in 6 months. The Event Organizers varies from time to time and this time its my turn to organize it.

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PROGRAM

7.00pm - 7.30pm - Guest Arrival

7.30pm - 7.40pm - Speech from the Chairman of this event

7.40pm and ongoing, - an 8 Course Chinese Set Dinner is served

1st Course - 6 Hot and Cold Dish Combination (Yam and Chicken Dumpling, Seaweed and Jellyfish, Pork Medallion with Apple Sauce, Roasted Peking Duck wrapped with Wonton Skin and Parisienne Cucumbers and dashed with the Chef's Specialty BBQ Sauce, Fish Cutlet with Thousand Island Dressing, , Crab Cakes)
2nd Course - Crab Meat Corn Soup
3rd Course - Roasted Crispy Chicken
4th COurse - Braised Broccoli and Shitake Mushroom with Oyster Sauce
5th Course - Sweet and Sour Red Snapper Fish
6th Course - Braised Beancurd with Chicken and Sea Cucumber
7th COurse - Chinese Fried Rice wrapped in Lotus Leaf
8th Course - Coconut Pudding

Ongoing - Lucky Draw

Prizes to be won
- Washing Machine
- IPOD
- Laptop
- Microwave
- Air ticket to Indonesia for 4 day 3 nights inclusive of Tour package and accommodation for 2 person (Arrange a suitable date with the travel agent)
- Buffet Dinnet at the Grand Dorsett Hotel for 2 person (Valid for 3 months)
- Buffet Dinner at The Tiara Hotel for 2 person (Valid for 3 months)
- Ceiling Fan
- Laptop Cooler and Mouse (6 units to be given away)
- Hampers (15 units to be given away)

Ongoing - Dance to Rethro Music!

MrCrackles:
22
I must be 16. . . .

And Im 5!

mama-gee:
I'm married, I got married when I was 18
I don't want to get into personal stuff
I just wanted to make it clear to you.

Ok, no need to vex ooo., . But it does not run away from the fact that u are The Seeker's Great Grandma now.

oyb:
happy birthday to the administrator chick

all you stubborn banned 10 times and countng nlers better get in here and pay homage to the no nonsense bannerwoman

lol if it were me, i would ban u double than what you already have

mama-gee:
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Gabry, do I look like a Grandma at 22?

U are 22 But I thought you are married

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mama-gee:
What is going on here?

Welcome Grandma Gee. . . U need to rest your mouth. I prepare you a glass of Pipe water. Kindly put your false teeth in there and sit down for a rest.l I will get you some Rice Porridge

SeanT21:
Where r your invites?? Wedding Crasher.

Lol! No Mind Grandma Gee. She is The Seeker's Great Grandma. Amazing huh that she is still alive!

Pweety4me:
_{Hehe well thanx 4 d invite but i am afraid 2 let u know that i can not be present 4 dis ceremony. . . i believe it's best dat way chow}!

U are already present in this ceremony and one rule for Mama Ngozi's kingdom is once in, no way out    

LETS PARTY!!!!!!!  

platinumnk:
yes. .  if u talking [size=1pt]below the waist [/size]

LMAO!  

SeanT21:
I kid. Congrats to TS and P.

Gabby, U should be a wedding planner. U did good with this.

Affi, I am a wedding planner naaa. Remember the Wedding which I was going to last week that I told u its by Speed Boat? Thats one of the Weddings which I planned. I have compiled pictures and soon Im going to post it here.

Kunbee:
As their only kid im so happy dat dad and mom are finally getting married yipee

So u are the couple's pikin     Na waaaa! The Seeker and Plat, u both have been very naughty!  

TheSeeker:
Wow!!!!! I think you've spent more than I gave you, Gabry. Let me know if there's any other outstanding bills.

Everything my bride, Plat, has requested is exactly how we both want it but I have a different list of guests - they are so numerous, so I'm going to have to name them later on - otherwise, everything else is just perfect. But wait a second, Gabry, you'll make good money from being  a wedding planner. Thanks for the gesture, you're a darling  [size=3pt]And I hope I can wed as many wives as possible on here too[/size]

I will list down to you the bills ASAP!  

And what do you mean by marrying many wives         :oCommon now. . . Only your Magic Stick is meant for Twinny Plat. If your Magic Stick go see other kokolets, it no want to stand up like Sugar Cane now.  

freshmoney:
100Million Naira Wedding ain't that bad. Gabry planning cost will be more than this. Platinum if your real husband-to-be plans a 2 to 4 million naira wedding,no do am,na so you go dey dey

Ehmmm. . . Im sure the cost would be cheaper than that cause most of the time I use recycled items.    

freshmoney:
Sniffing up your tail? Awwww I was wondering if I could get a taste of you before you get married ,sorry

Ehem!    Are u aware that Mama Ngozi Fayoshaye Isoken is standing here?   Do NOT commit Aultery abeg!  

Who is the TS? The Sausage?