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You would bla bla him abi?

Hmmm. . . Brb

Tonye and Czarskit and all the others whom completely object towards washing your so called gf's undies. Well lets just say that your mentality is completely different. To be honest, I actually dont see it as a problem cause I wash my bf undies as well whenever I needed to. I mean its better than some of you guys whom sleep will several men/women. Its not a crime. If you disagree, than you guys can maintain with your close mindedness. As for me, God did not tell me its a sin.

Czarskit:
@ Gabrywyl
U sure that ur bf is a Nigerian? Ask am again. . .cos I don dey fear. . .

Huh? So you're saying all Nigerians boys are the same? Common. . . Stop generalizing now. . .

Stevie. . . how can you say that?

pop247:
what do pele means. i want to know.

You're nota Nigerian? Oh. . . Am sorry. Ok Pele means Sorry

hixxx1:
Poster,l u dey craze?? Which kein question be dis reading ur post, I discover that am in love with Leilah. Abeg, help me beg am to marry me o.

Call me craze, 90% of the posters here agrees with moi

Czarskit:
@ gabrywyl

U said they spoke the word 'out of their mouth'? How else do u want them to say it? They said it but they sure don't mean it. . .

Are you beefin me now? Im not asking on how did they say they love a person. Im asking why do they have to say they love someone without meaning it.

Well, for me I personally feel embarrass if my bf washes mine but there was one scenario where I had no choice. . . . .

Long ago when I went to stay in his house for a week in the city and that time he was living with 5 other guys. So unfortunately just the day I arrived there, I had my period and it was like crazy!!! Everytime I move or walk a step, the period just came down like a HUGE MASIVE Water Fall!!! I dont know how it happen and it never has happened to me in my life! It was the first time. I had to change like 30 pads per day using 5 pads at one go.

Anyways, even as such, I had like overflows and I had to change like 3 -5 underwears per day. I wanted to wash them but I was embarrass to even do so and hang it outside together with the other guys laundry so I washoping to bring it to the laundrette the next day. . . .

Anyways, I went to bed and in the morning I saw my bf hair drying all my underwears. I ask him what happen and he said that he knows that Im unable to wash them and he knows that I wont have any underwears to wear today and he knows that I embarass to wash my underwear and dry them together with his housemates clothings so he got up very early to wash them and hari dryer them. . .

I felt soooo embarass but he said its ok.

LMAO! U no work ooo

U tell your gf that you will definitely make her 1st wife and her motha 2nd wife. There! That settles everything

Really? So why did your sister change her mind?

He wa just joking

Yeap.
And thats why it is called Fusion Menu

Oh nooo. Ure alright. Pele ooo if I sound like Im angry but Im not sha.

Papine Papine. . . What shall I do with you brotha?

Wetin ooo

YESSSS!!!

LMAO!

Correction:-

Its "hides face and smacks sausage lips"

yam:
so gabrywyl is a joker, the first on the list.i pray it is only on nairaland and malaysia

U always have this thing with me. . . I cant explain it. . .

Dearest Disease,

I really miss you so much. I waited for you. I pound yam for you and sit under the coconut tree waiting for you to come but you didnt untill the Yam got fungus. . .

My momma told me that you aint coming back cause you are busy with your new beloed gf, Tamika and you both plan to get married Elvis style in Las Vegas soon.

Good for you! At least you're keeping your wedding on a low budget.

But I just want you to know that anytime you are free, you can come and pick up your Fungus yam which I have made for you. . .


One Love,
Gabby

Ben20001:
**_{sings westlife's song}:
_{an empty street,
an empty heart,
ahole inside my heart,
I'm all alone. . . . . .} **

Ahahahahahhaa! Benny! See your head.

sex_friend:
@Gab

But my name starts with S now . And am serious. Please now

I no want ooo cause I feel intimidated with your name. . . . . I no do sex ooo. . . I be Holy Cow.

10 million Naira or my bf/husband.

Ill choose my bf/husband over that 10 million Naira its because my poilicy is not to be too rich nor too poor. And if Im poor, well, Id rather be poor than rich. . . I know these things. Getting that money would even make you more unhappy

Pele ooo. . . I got carried away

Timmy, you're such an angel


@Topic,

Yes, why not. I kinda like him

Na waa ooo. Even though I come from Bushland, I also know the news naa.

Anyways, this is what I can say
HMMM! Baffoon! Good for nothing no use piece of rabbit soup stew made from Garri to stupid low class ajebota Yam Head go wear your gutter on your manly Ballz Funguscide toto to Pesticide koko okorofo Olodo Mumu Fufu Mugu Bla Bla Bla!!!