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When Im in a bad mood, my bf always make those ugly faces or tell me some stupid jokes and it makes me laugh. Or he would tickle me or do some funny dance or he would just hug me a kiss me continuously in a funny way so it really makes me laugh. Something which could make her laugh

Ohhh pele ooo

Yah I dont mind, why not? Provided he pay all min and my bf's expenses and air flight and also based on my availibility.

Those are my enemies oooo

And to learn, write down the sentence and let him watch your mouth move slowly when you say it than he will repeat. Smile whne he gets it correct and frown when he gets it wrong and tell him to try again and again. Thatshow I saw other people teaching them how to speak.

Hello, I told you. We are fromthe same College. . . How come I dont know him? And his passport obviously stated NIGERIA. . . .

I know anyou did not read my post ooo. . . I said in this world, there are death and dumb people whom learned how to talk properly oooo. . . I man not perfect but could speak in a way other people understands them. Its possible. Dont you read the news?

Phew. Thats a relief. Im glad now you get to see the picture.

So now you as a brother. What can you do about it? Well, if I were you, you should advise your sister to train him to speak properly. Tell her it will do him good in the future and if she really loves him, she would teach him and if he really loves her, he would take all the initiative to even learn how to speak properly. Remember, love overcomes all otherwise, explain how I can speak Pidgin and my bf can speak Malay?

Thats just it.

Tgirl4real, will you marry me? I will promise to be your lawfully and lovefully wedded husband untill I grow oild and senile. Amen ooo,. . . And I promise go give you belle like 16 times so that we fit make a football team.



LMAO! Instant noodle love. . .



pele ooo Poster, I cannot help it

romade:
Gabry i am bginning to suspect u
u followed dis topic from jokes to romance yet still claim no interest
Mr. T must hia this

Ahhhhh. . . Cause I have a main objective here. I dey post everywhere now cause I want to see which of you be ma CIA. Now I know you be one ooo. . . No wonda we are called pardner's in crime

lysaa:
babes cool down jor! let this joke worth its while, i'm enjoying it plsssssssssssssss

Lysaa, you dey too much sista. Afta your honeymoon in Honolulu with Spenchuks, you come back hia silently no dey call me ooo. . .

romade:
Gabry

Wetin? I go steal your potato plantation abi?

LawBreaker:
you can take me instead.

Prof. WD:
I'm sure you just got out of bed when you did the listing. Now that you are fully awake. Do it again and don't forget, it is only a Prof that can take care of you. She beeee

I no want ooo cause all your name no start with S.

~Sissy~:
okay ooo, i understand it better na and oh goodluck with your matchmaking

Thank you jare

Huh? Which guys exactly?

Ariblaze, Yes, your siggy says it all

Sisi Jinx, Its not like they got juju or anything, Its a pure fact. I got one guy doing it to me again today and he studies in my College so I know that he is a Nigerian.

tonye-t:
no one seem to understand my plight here, ok if it were urs will you condone same?

ok check out this conversation:

deaf n dumb: ebe be be be be

gabrywyl: what do u say?

deaf n dumb: uh uh uh eb eb ebbb bbbebebebebeb

gabrywyl: honey i cant seem to understand you, pls demonstrate better

_{and maybe it could be that the little baby needs water in the bedroom}

deaf n dumb: u be u be ur hu hu hu gub bebbebebe

gabrywyl: just looking at you husband

while the lil baby is choking in the room




how will u cope, answer me,

all ye critics

Ok. In relation to this,. Let me tell you 2 stories. The first one is regarding my bf and I and the 2nd one is a story relating to this couple whom change the phase of the world.

Let me start with mine.

5 years ago when I first met my bf, to be honest with you, I dont know what the hell he was talking its because Im a Malaysian and he is a Nigerian. The Nigerian slang is completely different and to us Malaysians, we hear you as mumbling to yourself instead of talking. Everytime he speaks, I basically do not understand what was he saying. Than my whole family started complaining saying that he is death and dumb and that nobody understood what was he saying. Than he brought his friends whom are Nigerians as well to my house and they spoke the same way. Than my family had realized that thats house Nigerians sound like when speaking in English. My sister told me to leave him while I can its because she find it useless if I could not understand a word he says but you know what made me stayed on? Its because I saw that sparkle in his eyes. The type of look where I know that I really want him.

Than soon whenever he talks, I start shutting my eyes and tried to concentrate. It took me a few days to do it and he had that blurred look on his face but I told him to keep talking and dont mind me what I do. I continue to shut my eyes and pay attention. Than all of the sudden, I understood every single word he said and now whatever he talks regardless if he was speaking in pidgin or just plain english, I could understand every single word and guess what all that had lead to? Its because of love, thats how you would be able to accomplish many things where other people could not explain.

But as the years go by, I taught him how to speak slowly and with a slightly different pronunciation in order for my family members to understand him and now, they all understood him well. Theres nothing in life which you cannot overcome.

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2nd story

Theres this reality story where it hit the world with it. It even came out on Oprah. I saw it on TV just the other day.

Its about a white American guy whom is in the military and he goes to Arab for the war. He met a lady whom happened to be Arab and she does not speak or understand a single word of ENglish. She only could speak Arab and this guy only understood English and no other languages. Anywayz, they both fall in love with each other. Both speak in their own native language assuming that both understood each other. Than bla bla bla. . . Long story but I know in the end, they both got married and the lady migrated to America and she still could not speak ENglish at all and so is the guy, he could not speak Arab so while they were married, the lady took ENglish course and the guy took Arabic lessons. They both now culd speak in both languages and they are married for 6 years now.

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If the person is death and dumb, does not mean the person is unable to learn how to speak properly. It takes alot of practise and I saw many people whom are in this situation eventually knows how to speak properly. They just need a push, great motivation from others and also lots of practise.

And thats why I disagree with you. God made every single individual for a purpose and that nothing is possible.

And let me tell you something about what I always tell people and to myself, 'if you do not want something, you will get that something no matter what and if you really like something, you will never get that something. But if you treat that something as a want and a dont want, that something will be your ultimate satisfaction.' (Gabby TM  )

Cadbury? LOL!

I kn right? U got shocked when you saw ma picture for the very first time?"

Ohhh pele I mean not now cause Im not married jor

You dey craze

Nobody is to blame. Dani. . . You shouldnt just give your phone number to simply anyone.

Thats why some of you guys dey ask for ma phone number, theres a reason why I dont give. This is one good reason

I was going to ask that. . .


And Ben, what are you talking about?

I was going to ask that. . .


And Ben, what are you talking about?

Ohhhh. . . Tufiakwa!

SeanT21:
The one you stole from me.

I did not steal your Sean Taylors pic ooo. . . Im just admiring his looks

romade:
kasala don burst
Gabry don run

I no fit run.

romade:
i will soon join u

You will join me at wetin?

spenchuks:
what happened to ur teddies and choc milk?

My choc milk is finish and my teddies dont want to talk to me

Of course he is your big brother soince both of your names starts with the letter S.

Yes ooo. . . I dont lie. . . I am bored, .

uhm. . . . Which be your guy's pic again?

olajimi07:
hello since i came back from school in uk january i am still finding it difficult for me to have a romance worth it in nigeria,because the girls here are not romantic in bed,they just believe in sex and sex no pre-intimacy before sex,why is it like this?

HUH? I dont think sooo ooo. In fact, the female are the one whom is known to like pre-intimacy before sex naa

Ure in denial. Alot of people has said that it is true but we aint generalizing. We are saying that MOST Nigeriand NOT ALL Nigerians aight?

He just dey joke