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pop247:
Not minority but majority, yeah that's reality. No man on this planet earth can be that stupid
to fall in luv with a girl after just five mins of discussing with her. I think u mistake likeness
for luv. Any guy who do that may just see something he likes about u, maybe ur beauty, the way
u talk or , but mind u is not luv neither will the luv be true one.

yes I know but still they spoke out the word I Love You and I want to marry you out of their mouth. . .

angelina08:
Will is because of what the see.

Yeah. . . Cause you go shout like a DOnkey last night while blablaing for 6 hours straight. . . I warn you ooo, no go hump 5 grandma you still go do it. Now you have to face the consequences!

how you fit know? Did you rape them or sumthin?

MURDERER!!!!!

onax:
;d

Why you go put on this ChiNko look? U be chinko abi? Your rat eyes look very convincing. . .

After the wedding. . . . After the wedding. . . After the wedding. . .

No wonda I saw your ballz be soft, smooth, silky and shiny like Pork Oil

yysl:
who is a good boy i wl nt talk

Ben is a good boy naa

Ben20001:
Y HUSTLER stole my Teddy! The Pink One!

**^{I knew it the girl can st**l}**

Soon it will be your turn.

Spens,

yeah but what type of skin? Testicles skin?

You dont have any problem with yourself and dont believe what other people has to say about you. In this world, whenever someone comments, its always 80% of negativity. . . Its practically normal. Its just that you have not find the right girl in your life thats all and destiny has not lead you to it. Love cannot be forced no matter what the circumstances are. Love will somehow find a way into your life if its mant to be.

My family members and friends assume that when I go out of the country (Cause Ive been studying in the UK and Switzerland before for a year or so), they assume that I would get myself a bf from there but I was single throughout those years.

So dont push it. When its the right time, it will come to you. For the time being, do enjoy your singlehood.

~Sissy~:
lol gabby u sef

Heheheh! I really did prove my point jor.

Yeah that means youre one of the minority

And than again, another Instant Noodle Love.

Recipe #7

Inspired by a North African and a Middle Eastern Dish - BBQ Grilled Middle Eastern Chicken and Stir Fried CousCous


Ingredients

Parsley – Finely chopped
Fresh fennel tops – Finely chopped
Onions – Finely chopped
Plain nonfat yogurt
salt and pepper
Whole Chicken – Cut into four parts
Olive oil
BBQ Sauce
Honey
CousCous
Red Pepper – Cut to flat dice
Shallot – Chop
Garlic – Chop
Spring Onions – Chop
Maggi cube chicken stock – mix with hot water

Preparation:

BBQ Middles Eastern Chicken

1)Combine parsley, fennel, onions, yogurt, and salt and pepper to taste in a mixing bowl.
2)Remove excess fat from chicken. Pat dry.
3)Place fingers between the skin and meat of the chicken to separate and make space for herb mixture.
4)Place herb mixture under chicken skin, pushing it in gently under skin until all parts of meat are covered.
5)Massage the chicken to evenly distribute herb mixture under the skin.
6)Marinate the outside layer of the chicken with BBQ Sauce
7)Let sit at least 30 minutes or overnight in the refrigerator. Brush skin lightly with olive oil before grilling.
Place the chicken, skin side up, in center of the cooking grate and grill for 45 to 55 minutes or until the juices run clear and the skin is crisp
9)Take out chicken and brush it with a little honey to glaze it.
10) Lime should be served together with this chicken. Squeeze lime on Chicken before eating

Cous Cous

1)Soak in Cold water
2)Steam till cook

Frying the CousCous

1)Put olive oil in wok
2)Fry the Shallot and Garlic till Golden Brown
3)Fry the Red pepper and Spring Onions
4)Put in the CousCous and stir fried
5)Pour in chicken stock
6)Pour in beaten eggs and mix well till everything blends well together.

Now you fit chop Fried CousCous with Middle Eastern BBQ Chicken

Y-HU§TL£R:
ME I NO WANT DIE OOOOO MAKE GABY GO ALONE ABEG

BECAUSE IF NA SHE GO DIE BY THUNDER E NO GO TOO PAIN ME LOL

You will never run away from me cause I dey pull u along togetha! 

olulu:
lol
i love dis


lol, loling
lol- tation
lol- ment
lol- mentation
lol- mentality

lol- menstruation
lol- menapause

steve49ja:
women! women!! women!!!. . . . .








. . . . I reserve my comment

Common Stevie, you know Im not like that

Y-HU§TL£R:
@GABY WHERE U AT?

MISSING YA

I thought you no want me hia. . . Thats why I left somehow ooo

Abeg oo No bully Ben hia. He is a good boy, I swear

Yes, am hia ooo. How may I assist you?

Ive never heard of Bournvita cause theres no such thing in my country. Only Milo.

Milo is originated from the UK but whats surprising is that you hardly can find any Milo in the UK. Odd

HeatFusion. Thats the fusion menu. I have put in two menu's there. See the top one. Thats the one which my bf taught me to cook and its without cheese and pepperoni's.

Haha! Youre funny . Dont let your eyes deceive you ooo

Tgirl4real:
How do u mean

_{To be sincere, i thought it wasn't u. thot u were just fooling around saying u come from mugu land}

I mean you thought I was black .
HAHAHAHAHA! I hope you did not fall from your chair that tme ooo

dani1luv:
erhm erhm 4gotten what i wanted to say

Na waaa! U dey have short term memory los like me. No wonder we are elated


Common now. Spit it out. Whatcha wanna say?

sexyLeamon:
I didn't know all of those lol thanks

Sexy, how are you? Nice to se you in here. You didnt know what?

Football is made from what skin?

a) Octopus

b) Human

c) Shark Fin

d) Beaver

e) Mule




Stanley, Im fine thank you

Elephant, Monkey And Iguana Lives



P O S U M

Denmark

The longer you live = senile, Menapause, emotional tantrums and psycho attitude, sagging skin, countless uncrollable shait and fart 

not with your tongue stick out like that.

I took time off from the Jokes section cause of bladi bladi bla bla

elowa:
Lomade, why u dey police this chic around or are u not happy she didnt include your name too.

heheheh! No mind ma partner. He dey vex cause he said I cheat on Omo T

sex_friend:
@ Gab

So how do we meet now.!

LMAO! U no be serious now Your name is not in the list ooo

dani1luv:
@ Gab
Me Nko

Eh Dani, this is called Adolescent. How I fit date my own brother? Na waa ooo

Yes!Thank you Sisi Jinx. You said it all and still, Ariblaze refused to admit it.

U be mean ooo. . . . Its apublic forum, anyone can say whatevr naa. Bsides, he did not bash the poster in a ude mocking way.