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Y-HU§TL£R:
NAH!!!


MAMI SHOULD'NT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN.

I DEY CALL MY LOVER [MAMI] SO MAKE THAT ONE NO MAKE YOU FEEL ANYHOW ANYHOW MAMI LOL


I TALK SAY IF UR BOBO NO IRAQ GUY NA HIM KNOW

I ALSO INCLUDED THAT IF I CATCH YOU OR HEAR YOU WRITE PIGIN AGAIN I WOULD SURE YOU LOL OR SEND MY BOYS TO DO THAT FOR ME. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BEAT U UP!

O ya, Come beat me abeg!

I no be pikin ooo

Hey, can you guys state on some nice Nigerian names?

Name:
Sex:
Meaning of the Name:


Thanks

LMAO! U dont dey start now

But why my ID name for?

I think its time Seun change my ID name.

honeric01:
Make i dey first before u bury me, where u take talk say i dey love eerybody?

It matters cos if i don't love, then i can't love in love so quickly

Hmmm. . . Ok ooo. . . Pele ooo. . .

Druss:
Help me ask them - the thing wey vex me na the naive Nigerian girls wey dey fall for this. One girl - guy meet am ask am to marry am - they no date - it be like say they don gree. When she ask me for advice - i simply yarn am say 'make she dey careful of men wey wan enter her pant!' see vexation!!

Huh? Really? Pele ooo. , U try if they no listen, you fit do nothing jor.

So youre saying before you met me, you were a lone ranger?

Yes my dear?

Na waaa! Lomade. . . . Now I know you You registered earlier than me and than it took you 5 years to get to me and be ma partner in crime. . . Im so sad ooo. . . That measn you had some other partner before me

Awwww. . . ,   Wishing you an early Happy Birthday.   

If Im there, I would bake you a cake (Im good at it) 

But Ill come back in two days to wish you again 

OH SHAIT! Not another one?? What is wrong with Nairaland these days? People keep posting stupid threads about me. Do I look and sound like a Monkey to them or wetin?


Tell me oo Lomade

Dani. . . Better becareful oo. . .

See? Thats why I dont want to give a single soul my phone number. This is oneexample of crap happening

Ok answer me jor. Have you guys ever came to the Romance section? If you have than eya pele oo. I did not mean to.

Kenya

I use Alagapas

LMAO!!! U two are funny ooo. . . I like you two. O ya!

Ahhhhh Origina9ja, my best favortie Personal Assistant

Which statement?

Wetin I do ooo partner?


And why suddenly all you guys arrive here at the Romance section? Pikins like you guys should stay at the Jokes section jor. . .

Ok, I have replied you and I hope it helps. Good luck to you oo.

WHy you sound like that ooo?

ariblaze:
lol fear not

juju doesn't work,at least i like to believe that

flying to china is nice, i do that too, with tha aid of a broom

teleporting zaps my energy, would rather just fly

where in Malaysia are you sef, i should come say hi

say like this evening

LOL You dey craze. Dont say me oo. . . Blame this Ztyle. He told me ooo

spikedcylinder:
Gab, e be like say your bf get correct one pack o.

His one no play play naa. . . He got 6 pac. Guaranteed and confirmed by ,my own eyes.

MoneyRule:
@ gabrywyl
how many times have i told you not to post my picture on the web?

LMAO! See yeye in da making. Chai!

Ben20001:


gabby, so that's the naija guy you're rating so high

_{romade, clemc, stanley, dayo, dyabman and studio must hear this}

Romade and Stanley and Clemcy knows how ma bobo look like naa. Who be Dayo now? Why you dey give da dude a wrong name? Which one be Dayo? Chidipupay? Sholabanke? Webdezi? Dani1luv? Disease? Akym? Showbobo? Azo? Y Hustler? Which one naa? As for that Termite Studio and that Molerat Dyabman, I dont give a damn. . . HMM! Our relationship is over. U go see ma location abi? Dyabman is history! He dey use my momma's panties. . . That olodo sef.

Husband Material

1) A man whom behaves exactly like the Wives Material. Thats called Husband Material

I have hollerd you naaa. Check you email

steve49ja:
Singing Akon's. . . . . it was a feeling i cant explain. . . . i was wrong for falling in love. . . i was wron. . . .

Hahaha! Drama King

honeric01:
Let me leave that to your imagination, if not that this is a public forum, i for show u our pictures,

PH is inside Naija delta, so which part of Niger delta u want to go?

your own na physics, and not math,

that chemical mixture no sweet at all,


Maybe Date+ Touch touch+ no extra cost = good catch=bad end= uhmmm, i don't know,

dang, i am late, i need to go to the bank before it's too late!!!

Brb

I want the east side of Naija Delta but walk two steps to the right and hop one time to the front. Thats the exact spot I want.

Nahhh. . . Wrong equation once again.

Its talk + chat + play mah jong = Go home = end of story (and we repeat the whole cycle once again)

Are you serious you have 10 brothers No lie ooo. . . .

I no want to go to Port Harcourt for this deal. Lets just make it in Naija Delta, the love place of my life

U no good at math naaa. . . Heres my equation.

Date + No Touch + No Spend hummer = Friendship = Amen = We both go to heaven securely

honeric01:
Why should i come back?

In my dictionary, i don't love girls

What does that have to do with anything?


ohhh I see now. So you dey vex cause I claim say you love eerybody abi?

Czarskit:
@ Gab
Your, your. . .clothes? Hmmn. . .
Bite the dog back na. 50-50 no cheating or beta stil, bite its clothes.

I no be cannibal ooo