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Hey all,

Yes, my boyfriend and I are going next in September and everything has been confirmed.

Thanks guys.

hahaha! mean,

Wow! I guess many people like her. She sounds like a great inspiration here in Nairaland.

YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS WELLI, SIR 9ja boi OF NAIRALAND IS CONCERN ABOUT YOU AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR WHEREBOUTS. Kindly leave a sign in the sky in order for him to know that you're in tip top condition and still belonged in Naijaland.

Farewell my fair lady and may good fortune struck upon thee now and forever,

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Ok, who is Welli?

Maybe you should make her watch Porn Movies.

Oh My God, hahah! I can never do those thing no matter how much I hate the guy. Its just plain mean.

Hey ituen,
Nah, This is not a contest oh. Just sharing funny information. heheh!

Hahah Cayon. Eww Disgusting gross, HAHA!

You seem to be to clingy to him and thats not good, In fact, thats never goof when you're in a relationship. You need to give each other space and respect each other and tolerate with each other but obviously, this guy of yours (the nutcase dude) is not tolerating at all.

If he wants a slave, its obvious that he is not actually looking for his soul mate, he is actually looking for a girl forced to be a prostitute or a girl being sold by her parents because they aint got money.

Please, just leave him and move on with life. You deserve someone else better than this cheeky bugger. To be honest, if I were in your shoes and I really am addicted to this guy and cannot find a way to move out of it, I would do the following:-

1) Change my handphone number
2) Apply for Working Holiday pass in another country and move to that ciuntry to work for 2 years or so
3) participate indifferent curicculum activities to get myself off this guy
4) Tell the guy that he is a cheap skate and a useless maniac and break it up with him.

Thanks guys.

African Client
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The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her, don't
reject the guy outright.

So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."

The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."

The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."

The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect.

Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

dabriggs
yeah you are right about the major fear guys face!The fear of being dumped after all their troubles. Come to think of it, when I was in that position, I myself is afraid that he might use me but then the problem is that I love him so much to even bother if he was making use on me or not and just let faith decide. Fortunately for me, it worked out so I;m bless.

I guess its a risk or a decision which the poster might have to take.