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Krama. . . Naughty boy

Poster,
Do you suppose that maybe its not the Igbo dishes that it could be that your cooking does not taste good? My aunt got married to her husband for 10 years and everytime she cooks, her husband would not eat it and will go out to town to eat after that. He complaints saying that she cannot cook a Malaysian food so one day I went to her house and sat together with her husband doing a crossword puzzle. My aunt was cooking in the kitchen. Then my uncle told me, make sure you drink alot of alcohol before you eat her dishes otherwise, you might just die of a heart attack. I just smiled and ignored his comments.

Then when the food was served and we started eating. OH MY GOD. . . It was the most horrible food which I have tasted in my entire life!!! After dinner is over and my aunt went to wash the dishes, I ask my uncle, what is his comment on the food, he told me that she is just not made to cook at all and he would not want to offend her in any ways but still loves her no matter what. I told him by not eating her food, he is already offending her why not just tell her the truth for God sakes. . . . He then made a comment card and wrote the following:-

Dear My One and Only Darling in my entire life,
I love you so much that I would die for you but unfortunately, I am not willing to die over your cooking so I think from this point onwards, I shall do the cooking or hire someone to do the cooking or we could just eat out.

Remember, I love you.  


After that, I honestly dont know what happen so maybe you should ask him what is it about the food that he dont like or maybe you put a comment card on the table so after he eats, he can just go fill up the card.  

I don't value men at all and in fact I hate them that I wish they die in Hell. . . . . . (That was the past) 

After I met my boyfriend (my first ever boyfriend in 25 years living on earth), I cannot tell you what exactly I value him about because I basically value every single thing about him. Every inch, every cm, ever meter everything so this is a hard question to answer.

And besides, if theres some thing which I don't value about him, I will never want to be with him in the first place.

From Labuan Island.

Thanks Ituen

Bring in somemore Cayon Sista! Make me laugh.

Uhm. . . .  I'm so sorry but I don't understand what you are actually trying to say.

And uhm. . . Are you a lesbian?

Grab the Baby and cover my body with the baby!!!

Hahah! Cayon

I have one here:-

A Blonde Buys A Love Machine

One day this guy comes to work at a Love Machine shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop.

About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?"

The guy says "30 bucks"

"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.

Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"

So she takes the black one and leaves.

A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?"

The man responds "30 bucks"

She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"

"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.

So she takes the white one leaves.

About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?"

The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks"

Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that plaid one?"

The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250"

The blonde agrees and takes it.

Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?"

The man says "I sold a black Love Machine, a white Love Machine , and your thermous flask for $250!"

OUCH!

My mother always tell me that We Live to Eat not Eat to Live

The reason why women wear make up its because makeup has been brought as a common culture.

It started off from our ancestors in the 19th century where women like to be thought as fragile ladies. They compared themselves to delicate flowers and emphasised their delicacy and femininity. They aimed always to look pale and interesting. Paleness could be induced by drinking vinegar and avoiding fresh air. Sometimes ladies discreetly used a little rouge on the cheeks. (Those were the days where makeup is begginning to be found)

I think because also before ladies do the house work and they don't work outside so they have alot of time to think about beauty while the men have no time cause they have to go to work and support the family with food and shelter.

So I think it has to do with the trend and culture. Its the same as clothing where during Adam and Eve time, they were actually naked but something made them cover up their body and it has then being brought forward untill todays generation to cover up and thats how clothes existed.

And mind you, I dont wear make up. I'm not bothered on what is other people's perception towards me. If they hate the way I look, then they are obviously criticizing God's work of art.

My mom told me not to run and jump after eating a meal or all the rice will fall out from my ears and eye balls and then I would have to pick it all up and eat it for dinner.

My mom also told me that if I don't behave, she will call Santa's handphone and tell him to give me a rock for Christmas.

My mom then also told me that if I swallow any seeds (watermelon, guava, orange), I will grow that particular fruit tree/plant on my head and then she will have to water it so that it will live.

Uhm. . . Heheh!

My boyfriend told that theres no such thing as Black,White, Yellow or Brown so he wont know what people is talking about when it comes to a race.

My country do not practise this belief and so far nothing bad happen to us so I guess we dont believe?

Haha! Oh my dear Waleab. . .

I know how you feel, I would be angry too if I were you but some people just seems to say whatever they feel like saying without actually analyzing the matter.

And if everybody are like that, I guess the whole world will be evil. . . Its the same thing like when I first dated my bf, everyone told me not to trust Nigerian men that they are Thiefs, liars, cheaters bla bla bla bla BLA BLA BLA BLA!

You see, imagine if I were to believe them, then could it be true that they are millions of Nigerien men in Nigeria and dont tell me 100% of them are bad and evil? Now that would not make sense would it? And like what? As if other men around the globe are angels? HA! My Foot. . . I can tell you that even theres alot of Malaysian people whom are evil and mean too.

So thats why people can say whatever they want to say but if we stick to our beliefs and values, I guess life isn't that bad at all. And at least we're not the one whom is the low ones.

Haha!

Hi Waleab

I'm not giving any reason of why a person should or would be a thief. I'm just saying that some people will do it out of desperation and some for the fun of it and I'm not referring to any particular group. It all depends on individuality.

And yes, those doing the 419 are thieves and they should be ashame of theirselves but for those being the victim of them. well, take it as a lesson to learn to not trust anyone just like that and also to make wise choices in choosing friends in the future.

I have been cheated many times before but it does not give me the right to hate a particular race just because someone had strangled me. The problem is that person whom commited the crime, not other people.

hey Waleab,
Yes, in the US, UK, Canada and others willl have job opportunities for Foreigners but not in Malaysia. I know cause my boyfriendis from Nigeria and he had a problem finding a job as well in Malaysia. Its not that he has a money problem, its just that when he came here, he was robbed by malaysian Thiefs and so he had to find a job to get back the money.

For malaysians, the labour Department has set a law where all establishment should give priority to the MUslims to work first and then followed by other Malaysian races (the Chinese, Indians, Kadazans and etc). They are encourage to target on locals first and then foreigners will come last into place. Unless if that forreigner has a specialization where the locals dont have then they will employ a foreigner to work.

I soooo agree with you temikemi.  

But I dont think all Nigerians are like that to participate in 419. Some would ask help from their friends or their partners or their family back home. It depends though.

I know alot of Malaysians engaging theirselves in 419 as well but its not that they cant get a job, some are just plain lazy and some just find it hard to adjust in the working environment.

I dont know why some people would think that way. You see, I'll tell you now that Black Rules cause otherwise you wont see the Forbes list stating who is the richest and the most successfull in the world Mind you Number 1 is Oprah Winfrey and the few top 10 in the chart is Beyonce Knowles, Jay Z, Will Smith, Tiger Woods and etc etc etc, And they are known to be the TOP TOP TOP!!!

Thats a girl no? I think?

HAHA! Oh Goodness. . . . . Depends where the child is born. Because of the business which we are doing, we dont know if we will actually end up in Malaysia or Nigeria but as long as the business goes up, everything else will be fine.