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From born, I always think that I'm actually Black and that I am born in the wrong country so yeah. why not?

Its just that if people ask, I have to tell them, do not be fooled by the color of my skin.

Wow! Is there really such thing as an Award night? That would be so cool if there is but then I think it will be difficult to choose cause I;ve seen so many fantastic posters in here.

Krama,
Uhm. . . Whats a naming ceremony?

Hey Krama,
No, I'm sorry I did not notice actually.

Wow! I'm flattered someone like my post though but did not see the guy in my thread. I think.

Heheh!

I guess is not to do with Bashing I guess. Have you heard the phrase Men mature slower than women or Men never matures?

I guess thats the thing with men which causes alot of females to not trust them and have alot of doubts with them.

Besides, it has been proven that most men cheats on their wives throughout history more compare to the wife cheating on their husbands and like I mentioned earlier, more men commits crimes compared to females.

I think that most men always will try to act all strong and macho wherever they go and whatever they do and for girls, most of us would try to act so innocent which always makes us look like the angels in disguise. I think its a natural thing I guess.

Um, But I think that most males are bashers cause if you count the statistic rates of crime on earth, most crimes are majority done by males so I think most men are devils? But I'm not saying all. Just based on the statistics of crime.

In the other hand, although most ladies are innocent, they are mostly acting but the truth is that most of them have their bitchy side. They are willing to back stab their sisters for a guy and stuff like that so females can be devils as well.

So I guess to answer your question, Its yes and no for both sexes, It all comes down to the person's persinality and how the person is being brought up.

What's it's Name?

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"

The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

Bluewooth, haha Cheeky Bugger,   

Oh yeah sure. Buy her a Hot one and she will get turn on for sure.

Oh Thanks .

Uhm. . . . . . .


What?

Men vs Women

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy,
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Feel free to add in guys and girls

Wife has the last say,

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

Oh God,  Now I feel embarrased,   

But at least I know I'm not a Great One so it does not reflect me. Ha! 

By the way, I'm getting tired of all these Great Ones. Bcause of them, we the Chinese have no benefits and no freedom and rights living in this country. . . . . Because of the government spoon feeding them all the time, thats why their mentality are as such as statedby landis.

I dont think the man is the head anymore in todays society. My mom and my grandmother and my great grandmother is the head of the family so thats why I say the man is not always the head of nthe family anymore.I think your girlfriend just happen to have a born raging temper? Tell her and express to her your doubts or leave her if you cannot stand her raging temper. And mind you, to have a temper is always nno healthy especially when it comes to having contact with other people. Send her for counselling or something,

Guys and Girls,
Please, I dont think God would personally make who would be more dumber than who. God is fair and he/she knows what he/she is doing so please dont judge and criticize his/her work or he/she wont be too happy about it

Dear poster,

I noticed that everytime when it comes to money, the guy is always reffered to as the victim and the one whom should pay for everything. I actually disagree cause this is the 21st century and these days, guy or girl, both have to help each other and willing to work hand in hand in financial issues and so is the rest and thats what you call a couple. Why should the guy pay all the time for the girl since both sexes are given the free life and choice to work and get their own money?

And also, does her boyfriend knows that she has a financial problem? You see, sometimes if the person has a problem, the person cannot expect for her/his partner to know if he/she did not tell him/her so maybe she could try talking to him and ask for some help and she will be able to help him out in the future in return if he needed any help.

Please ladies, Dont depend on your guy for money as you are working and earning your own money yourself. You have your own money and yet your guy have to give you money to spend then what do you use your money for? This is a give and take situation so I think both sexes should be able to share the financial burden no matter what. Even if your guy is well off than you, it doesn't mean that you could just use him for his money. To ask for help would be appropriate but to depend like a parasit is never good based on my personal opinion.

Lucabrasi,
Hey, I'm not married but I dont mind dating a guy shorter than I am so I think its not only for the married ladies to give their feedback. I think once a person falls in love with another person, the rest actually does not matter anymore and if it does matters, than obviously that is not call True Love. For true love, a person should be able to accept the other person no matter what flauss the person have and thats what true love is. Alot of people these days matters more about looks and thats why these days, there happen to be alot of divorced couples and broken down families which is such a sad thing.

Well, guys and ladies, you all should know by now that looks are not important on earth and it doesn't guarantee a lifetime of happiness.

I dont think that is necessary. Just be yourself, if its faited, the guy will come to you otherwise, move on. Next!

I dont see the point of doing things which is not you and trying so hard to make the guy notice you and like you. It can be tiring and frustrating.

For me I dont mind cause I have dated a dwarf before and I think there is a possibility for a girl to like your friend cause I have a friend. She is 5.8 and she finds it hard to find a guy as tall or taller than her so she end up dating all the guys shorter than her so yeah, its a definite possibility.

And also my aunt is so much taller than her husband so theres your answer.