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You are lucky to have his full name and pictures. You'll find him soon if he's still alive.

Why not start from Facebook?

Shameful to say the least.

The same ol shit...head or tail.

We need audio, please...

Who fit identify Oshiopikin from him head on the first pictures?

Reno, the political jobber and attention-seeker.

Attention-seeking political jobber.

The one you are singing for currently isn't any better and is an equal rogue.

I'm sure if Tinubu should win the next election, your lyrics will change as usual with the hopes of being able to visit your motherland.

Make una no go find better work to do with una hand. Keep on waiting for every 4 years to be licking corrupt and smelly arses for a chance at the corridors of power.

Careless parents.

Leaving kids in some adult's care hasn't been all success stories we know, but leaving them in the care of fellow kids is on a whole new level of recklessly "low".

Lol

Messi be like " huh..Dem send you come"...?

Agent of Christiano...

Messi be like "Dem send you come"...?

Agent of Christiano...

JONSYN7154:
Thanks. That's not what am looking for.

Am a nurse while my wife is laboratory scientist.

Oh, my bad.

Pardon my error.

Good luck.

Make the world just end sef make everybody go back where dem come from.

Wetin we dey wait for sef?

Europe na Africa for where U.S dey na.

Advanced Africa...

A good number of Nigerians are indeed irredeemably stupid and this is the reason why they end up electing even the most stupid of them all to lead them.

Even animals do not allow the weakest or the most stupid amongst them to lead the pack.

People wey never use their eye see visa not to talk of airport don turn fbi

Wetin una sabi about i-94...


Tueeeh

I might have my reservation about Tinubu as a person and his ambition, but this Visa is as valid and legit as they can get.

Nonsense.

Person never use visa for entry you dey search form i-94 dey form investigator..

Ekpa

Na every bandwagon una dey jump enter like buzu

And that big for nothing Stupid Advocate Nigeria wey say him name na Keyamo don finally show the original x-ray of him dense brain.

Bulabula Blublu Part 1

You don do IT?

I go advice you to look around your neighborhood. Find people with special needs, old, young, bed, and wheelchair-bound.

Volunteer to care for them. Buy adult and kid diapers. Begin learn how to bath them, change their diapers, move them from their wheelchairs to bed, and vice versa

Above all, expose yourself to see different types, textures, and colors of shiit.

E go pay you on the long run.

You no get voice to moan too?

Oya, start your own na

Moaning from two different rooms no let me see sleep last night.

Hooohoooo haaahaaa from one room..

Meooow, hahahaahmmmmm from the next.

When day break na so I dsy look the two marafaking individuals.....

Na their human rights...

Megalomaniacs and narcissists in government.

How would anyone expect such an unlucky society to be functional?
Smh

However it turns out in the upcoming elections, we are all going to be in it together.

Whether you japa oh or not, whether you dey make Billions for the Nigeria or Abroad, las las, we all go fear to show our wealth so as not to be seen as trying to rub it in to the majority hungry Nigerians whom bad governance has rendered irretrievably poor, thereby exposing ourselves to the vices of kidnappers and armed robbery.

Make una package anybody wey una like to be President...the breakfast go touch everybody.

Japarians aren't immune from this whole ish either and that's the most painful part of it all.

Una go dey oyibo land forever abi where una wan enjoy una money after all the wins...

Head or tail... it's a sad reality...

jeromestarks:
Some people are destined to be unfortunate in life. They're the ones who will marry the girls we fvcked and dumped. They're the ones to marry leftovers.

Do not keep that your mentality and marry a non virgin. You deserve a good thing. Don't eat your vomit and do not eat another man's vomit.

That you are yet unmarried and spewing these bullocks says a lot about you.

Small children.

jeromestarks:
Imagine how hard this economy is and your wife is still secretly fvcking her ex behind your back.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Do not pay Bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in laws just to have a woman who was fvcked by a guy who didn't pay anything on her. You're not a fool.


No matter how harsh the economy is, you will not feel it much if you marry a virgin woman.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, take the pain to find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

Better to suffer to marry a virgin and have a lasting peaceful home free of paternity fraud than to marry a girl who has been fvcked by several men and train another man's child.

A girl you did not disvirgin will forever compare you with the men she has slept with and this will make her frustrate you in marriage.
A w

Na me go come marry the ones wey you knack before you marry your so-called virgins abi?

You are a liar....

Everybody must chop breakfast.

No be only virgin, na vaginus.

We are coping like corpers noni

What to do?

kenevision:
Thank you for sharing your experiences. Journeying through the Sahara is better imagined than experienced. Thank God you are alive to tell the story. God bless your future endeavours!

Thank you, sir.

Napata77:
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Boot #2 don lost now now...

Dem no see am again or fit replace am.

Nigeria...

No be only to build...maintenance nko? Babuuu

I no go surprise say na person use hand comot am pit for pocket sef..

Cute wife..
In fact, cute couple...

kenevision:
Kindly share your experiences sir

You got it up there, sir..

I don sign out...

kenevision:
Has anyone traveled to the country recently, kindly share your experiences with us

Brings back loads of nostalgia.

I went through the Sahara. I won't forget how we almost got buried under the dunes when we had a vehicular breakdown in the middle of this ocean of sand. It became "haram" to even dare to think of a blink not to reason a nap. It was a constant battle with the elements all through the duration of our truck getting stuck in the sinking sands of the Sahara.

The Sahara was where we learned the art of going green as far back as 1998, by recycling our urine to keep us hydrated when we had run out of water.

The excessively dehydrated ones amongst us with no liquid left to pass out and recycle will find a corner to defecate and afterward go on a meticulous inspection and analysis of their waste in search of the dollar bills they had banked up in their bowels through their rectum and would beg with a $50 or $100 bill to sip someone else's urine to stay hydrated and alive.

Seeing the shepherd with his flock brings back memories of how the first water I came upon having made it through the desert after 3 long days and nights was of a shepherd guarding his flock while they drank from a dirty water trough mixed with the animal's feces and possibly a good doze of urine to boot.

Seeing how dehydrated and close to death we had come, I dove straight for the water trough to attempt a scoop and in the process mistakenly shoved one of the sheeps/goats. Wetin I hear for my head na kpoi for head from the herdsman...the herdsman whip me him shepherd stick for head oh as i don decide to behave like one of him goats/sheeps.

Keep resting in peace my fallen desert warriors...never shall we forget.

The dysfunctional society called Nigeria that drove us all into this suicide mission in 1998 isn't only dysfunctional today 24 years down the line, it has become the definition of everything a country and a functional society shouldn't attempt to be in all indices. Sad....

However, no matter the frustration, hunger, hardship, please, I beg una, do not, and I repeat, make una no try this suicide mission oh.

If you must japa, japa responsibly and humanely the regular/legal way.

I waka all the cities wey op dey show lol...lived kn Morocco for teo years straigh. Like say i nnow sef i for kukuma settle down for Morocco like some of my mates, marry one of the locals, born Arabu-Nigeria full ground for them there...abi half-caste no be half-caste abi Morocco no be abroad? Lol

Laslas e no go better for the people wey destroy this country and pauparize her citizens like this...never..

Tori plenty jare

I hail una...

TheChameleon:


Too graphic. Are you a horror movie or novel writer.



That's enough to make someone lose appetite nah.

Sorry...no fess

gasparpisciotta:
Beef Barbecue with hot chili pepper

Na the name of this one be that.

Op take correction.

dfrost:
Chief no vex, na suya you dey sell? Calm down, na cruise gaby dey catch.

Hahahhaa...

The guy na Mai suya....

If aboki fingers wey dem take dey wipe their buttocks, blow their nose, and wash their gbola without washing them no rub the meat, abeg call am another name no be suya

Scammers.

Same format year in, year out. No editing, no updating.

Yeye people.

Family matters...