₦airaland Forum

chinchum:
no two individuals at old age will look the same. It is common sense, while you choose not to use it surprises me.

Even siblings with 2 years age difference from the same genetics line. The younger one may look older than the elder at certain point especially at old age.

Does every of your dad classmate at his age look physically like him? I bet some look way older.

I've been done responding to your senior colleagues at stupidity.

You came late to the party.

Now, run along.

Dingy

BAT's minister of transport...

abbey621:
Ode....I dey give you fresh perspective, since you refuse to exhibit common sense!

Fresh sheeet you meant to write...

Come on get of my mention and go perspective with your agemates.

Olodo

You are the definition of...
" if you like carry monkey, wear am suit or agbada, pay school fees for am, then send am go Cambridge"...

E go still come back to you as Monkey...the only thing wey fit change na him mode of dressing.

Ekpa

The only thing God can not do is "to lie or repent".

Hallelujah....

Gratitude to God on your behalf, Tim.

The same way I feel the bones in my legs are become so aged and older than Tinubu having trekked the Sahara Deserts for day un-end.

abbey621:
Why are you people so daft? Come abroad come and see a 15 year old boy looking like 30 with full beards. Same abroad you'll see a 50 year old woman looking like 70 with wrinkles. Eating habits, drugs, stress and genetics are all factors that can affect aging....Stop this sentimental crap, una just dey ridicule una sef!

You deserve to take out a centre page advertorial in a popular newspaper to change your first and last names to "daft".

Dingy...

Who ask you about abroad or care to know where you dey?

Nonsense...

BAT the BATolo....meeeeewwww

No be baba fault...he just can't help it.

Imagine the money wey this man corner for himself, now, ask yourself, how much is he really enjoying from it.

The one's helping him enjoy the stolen wealth are natural partakers in the same karma. When their time comes, they'll also pay for their indiscretions.

Karma dey come in different ways...

Everybody get him own for front, good or bad...

LalastiklaIa:
Omo your dad look like 57

I see him leaving past 107

This I have seen

Yeah, we've got the genes...lol

Thanks.

Hahaha

Dear BATolo.....meeeewwww,

It isn't a crime to be old. It, however, becomes a sin when you begin to ignore and deny your true age and respect for your present state of being and mind as a result of different natural circumstances that might have been out of your control.

You are also being very ungrateful to your maker and that also comes with some consequences.

I don't know if this is by "clear eye" or Karma is just adamant in ridiculing and making a mockery of you for whatever reasons knowing that whatever we sow in this world is waiting for us someday to reap.

You could be 40 and still be dealing with these same health challenges though, this is a given.

Here's my Dad at 77 years old. Compare and contrast...

If Bola keeps insisting that he is 70, I'll go get my Dad a new declaration of age and peg his age at 50.

BAT BAT....

I hail you sir...

thinkmoney:
What's the problem with UBER. I want to learn

Uber and Bolt aren't designed for developing countries like ours.

You'd spend almost the same amount like your counterparts in developed countries to acquire and maintain a vehicle, yet the cost per ride is as different as day and night.

The economic realities of Nigeria coupled with the unemployment situation have forced every Tom, Dick, and Harry to embrace the hustle without thinking of the benefits as against the negatives because everyone just wants to be seen as stepping out of the house on a daily while forming busy.

The ride-sharing companies are feeding fat on the unemployment situation and desperation of Nigerian youths.

This hustle has cost so many their lives because they don't even go patient to learn how to drive properly before jumping on the train all out of desperation and the belief that driving is all about putting the gear on the "" and voila....

I'd rather convert my money to Dollars and bury it somewhere than waste it on Uber/Bolt..

This one is playing their usual dumb and silly "smartest" not knowing karma has finally decided to make a mince meal of him.

Low budget Hushpuppy wanna be.

See him face like akpu wey dem match for ground...

Lazy thieves...

Even parents are in in these evil by their wards. That's the height of evil and wickedness.

The future does indeed look bleak for this generation of Nigerian youths...

Zonefree:
Buhari and his people are teaching Tinubu how to politick.

I just don't know why Omoluabis love and cherish to over trust the Fulanis.

Abiola
Afonja
Asiwaju

These are men the Fulanis used and dumped. So much for sophistication.

"A" is a common denominator in the list above...lol

Wike go soon bark....

He has been put to sleep...

If this is indeed true, watch how Japkpanistans will troop into those cheaper northern states to process their passports after all we are one Naijeriya

Putin wan test run the off/on switch ahead of the winter Olympic games.

Yeye arrogant dumbos...

Rinoxy:
See pikin dey call him elder kid?
Guy rest! Ya format no go work here because it's devoid of connection with reality.

Lol...

So funny.

Oya, waka dey go front, you win.

Thank you.

Heathrow44:
study nursing ? Explain pls
and can u learn data analysis with certification from coursera

Yes, you can learn data analysis with certification from coursera.

What's confusing about studying nursing?

[quote author=Elegantus post=116240244][/quote]Check udemy and coursera dot com

Rinoxy:
He should forget Uber with his own car just to do phone/laptop business because u wan bill assist am! See advice abeg.

I want to bill him over #3M lol...

Una be kids here aswear.

My other suggestions to am too na to bill am abi...

Go buy car #3m dey run up and down kill car kill your body while deceiving yourself that you are busy and into business.

Tayorshd2:
Telephone or laptop bussines how much can I use to start it

You could start with as little as #200k depending on your acct. Balance..lol

Chris2863:
please, take a walk

Dingbat

francisbarrack:
More light on d Uber buzz?

Trash business.

Instead, go learn poultry farming and go into that...

Chris2863:
I was actually thinking you had something tangible to say

I won't be surprised that you are looking for a car to do the business because you saw people doing it.

I pitt you well well.

This is the one problem Nigerians have. The moment they her or see someone or people doing well in a line of business, they all troop in without even understanding the rudiments of the business until they mess it up for themselves and everyone else.

You'd spend #2.5m to buy a car for Uber and be doing pick up and drops for #500 without factoring in the stress on your car, return on investment, not the current inflation and cost of spare parts.

So laughable...

Na small pikin dey do you.

franugo:
Why? Cause I'm actually looking at getting a car to give to someone to do bolt with

I beg you in the name of God. Find something else to do with your money.

Uber/Bolt in Nigeria isn't an investment.

The number of cars on the road doing Uber/Bolt is getting more than the total passengers available for a ride and that only means a decline in price per ride or total take home due to supply eclipsing demand.

Chris2863:
you should have dropped your reasons. It makes no sense asking him to do that without a reason

Is Uber in Nigeria a business?

Lol

In whatever you decide, erase Uber/Bolt from your list of to-dos

What's your location op?

If you live close to a higher institution of learning, I would advise you venture into telephone/laptop business.

I could assist you with this and how to go about it.

You could also sign up on coursera to do a course on data analysis.

Finally, forget about how old you think you are, and find a good school to study nursing. E get why..


Good luck...

Kukah shouldn't forget to tell them the truth to their faces and not allow them use his celebration as a point to further propagate their evil ploys.

I just dey laugh....lol


May God keep us all alive to witness as it all pans out.

We hope for the best...

Na Politicians people dey swallow hook, line, and sinker anything wey come out from their mouth, particularly a Nigerian Politician.

In fact, the matter go long...

Make dem press for more sanction on Russia and Putin...

Una eye go clear...

Fire down on the propaganda, will you, ain't it?

E put hand for head...?

Oh nooo...

You must do fast and furious oh because you don sabi change brake pad you think say you be Lewis Hamilton.

Heiterkeit:
Stop typing nonsense. I am not his wife, God forbid. He and his wife have been the beneficiaries of my benevolence since he was released from the prison a few years ago from a rape crime he committed against a minor. Unfortunately, the prison experience seems to have made him become even worse as he is now a more harden criminal than before.

I'm sure you are the one typing nonsense.

What a bitter soul...

Heiterkeit:
Why won't you dislike the Igbos since your in-laws have said enough is enough of your irresponsible lifestyle.

Come on, firstly, go and pay the numerous loan sharks you owe money and stop disgracing everyone on your contact list, you have no single dignity. To think that being a chronic drunk, debtor, and gambler are the least of your numerous poor habits says a lot about how despicable you are.

I cause the day I know you. Don't even bother expecting me to enter into a needless exchange of words with you here.

Hahhaha

Husband and wife don jam for here....?




A thread like this shouldn't even survive past the first comment.

Useless people.