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When you tell people karma is real and unbiased based on life experiences they'd think you are crazy...

Make we dey watch...

Karma get everybody address.

Whatever we sow, that same fruit shall we reap.

How do you sow cassava or agbado and expect to reap cocoyam? Rest on Majek...

Mbanu....

Gistlover dey open the guy nyansh nyafun nyafun with receipts no be jokes...

Where is Ambo sef...e be like say dude suppose dey take him pound of flesh this season....lol


When we tell people to act and live right in respect to Karma, dem go say what about our Politicians...I go just laugh.

If only they knew what the politicians contend with as per karma within their immediate families.

I have been with and know a good number of them and you wouldn't want to be in their shoes when you know the know about them...

Pathetically unenviable because of one person's greed...

So, the Grand Comedian of the Republic of Ukraine has decided to take his propaganda comedy skit to Quora?

Wonderful...

Russians will forever remember and be grateful to Putin even after his exit from this planet.

Majority of them won't understand what he's doing for them presently as a country and people.

Putin knows his history and is a legend for his denazification and demilitarization exercise...

I don't know about you lots but I am confident and believe in a supernatural being I chose to call God.

Even in my unbeliefs and sinful ways, he has always shown himself true and direct to me in several ways and under varying circumstances just to register in my consciousness that he is indeed ever-present.

This is a miracle and yes, miracles do happen....

The first time I got conscious to take note of God and his doings was while I was on my trip through the Sahara desert in search of Europe.

A lot had already happened on the way to qualify for a miracle but as human,,,, it was easy to assume it was just a happenstance.

It was when I had gotten separated from my group and found me all alone by myself wandering with no direction that I knew that indeed, I had no powers or knowledge on my own.

While I was wondering directionless with only the name of the city (Nador) bordering (Melilla) Spain in my head because that was where our guide was taking us so we could breach the high-powered security fences separating Morocco from Spain, I had gone on my one-man solitary walk asking any Moroccan I saw on my way on what path to continue on towards Nador.

I waka sotey my legs feel like say dem don dey enter my body small small.

Dejected, tired, in tears, I kept asking myself (who send me, why I even rest small come fall asleep wey my mates waka leave me).

While still in this state of confusion and lamentation like the average mentally unstable man walking the streets of Nigeria because that was exactly how I (we) looked, a motorcycle stopped right in front of me from no where, it actually felt like I was in a trance until the rider without any exchange of pleasantries urged me on to seat for a ride.

Oga, where you dey carry me go and where you come from? Language barrier wahala...he simply become on me to seat on the bike and was insistent despite my suspicions and subtle refusal.

Me na, I don kukuma tire. If na Police station sef oya make we dey go at least, police go give me hot tea, blanket, and where to sleep.


That was how I mounted the bike oh....zooooommmm...oga stopped asked me to disengage, pointed at a massive mountain overlooking us and told my in a mix of French and Arabic to climb the mountain on to the other side and I'll be close to Nador.

My people, I no get watch or even know wetin time dey talk again but from my reckoning, this would have been something 8pmish....

That was how I embarked on the solo adventure of climbing this humongous mountain.

I climb mountain sotey, I dey see my papa, my mama, my siblings, and everybody wey no even know where I dey for my head inside pitch darkness oooh

I had already gotten so beat down by things I had witnessed and gone through in the course of the journey that I had become dead and numb to feelings and fear sotey I don even dey suspect say na my ghost dey waka....kai

On my way up the mountain, I decided to take a short rest on a rock I saw before me because I was parched, thirsty, hungry, and gasping for breath.

Na so I siddon on top rock dey reason my life and in the process of my loss in thought I felt a part of the rock was hollow and decided to dip my hand in it. On a good and normal day this would have been a very very dangerous play to attempt because I could have been sending my hand straight into a snake's mouth or a scorpion but wetin dangerous pass to run leave house say you want use leg waka go Europe.

Na so I chook hand inside rock oh for pitch darkness na chilled liquid my hand touch ohhh

Amazing God...me wey thirst wan quench for desert?

When I scoop water put for mouth in fact, Rangolis and Eva water combined dey learn work for freshness and refreshingness.

Na so I drink to my fill oh but unfortunately no can to collect extra.

I gather energy and strength continue my blind waka until I got to the peak of the mountain after what seemed like eternity and could look into Melilla Spain.

To descend mountain turn another wahala because the sole of my feet don sore with blisters and my toes all looking out from my battered sneakers. Sneakers wey I spend big money buy from forestry road Benin city to oppress people for Europe oh.

When I manage reach the foot of the mountain for the other side, na so heavy open mouth oh say make I collect better rain....under cold....gosh...

With no where to hide, I continue my waka as the rain even dey give me more energy until I find myself for cemetery.

I refused to push myself any further for that night and decided to make one of the graves my bed for the night.

In fact, tori too long jare

I can never and will never stop in my gratitude to God until he calls me back to him.

I am testimony personified....

So much to thank him for even as I type right now...

By a roadway in the wilderness, God led me, and he caused rivers to flow for me to drink from in the desert...this is my sing-song....


I remember when one shepherd wipe me him stick for head because I dey drag position with him goats to drink water from the same messed up water trough..I had just survived the long tortuous trip through the fiery Sahara desert where I had mastered the art of recycling and consuming my own urine and those who were more dehydrated to pass any would beg with whatever Dollars they had for a sip of your urine to keep them alive and going...hmm

fortunez1:
Oga go hug transformer enemies of truth

Wike is fighting for you...

Morons...

Na Stockholm syndrome dey worry all of una...


He's off to London again for another useless meeting.

Your government house is too small for a meeting....

Ekpas...

highchief1:
if u like speak all the English in ur community.it doesn’t stop the fact that u r a ram.If u speak I’ll again about my principal I’ll come for u spiritually and physically

Na Ogun and Dangote truck go delete you and your principal..

Aschlock...

Your principal obviously forgot you (his luggage) at the airport on his trip to London for yet another useless meeting having wasted the state's money on Sokoto and trying to feed his narcissistic megalomania...

highchief1:
nobody from ur lineage has gotten to his level so what exactly is his ceyes clearing from?una go just open una mouth waaa.do u know if u will be alive before he leaves office?

Who is this phlegm?

Will you run off to go find your fellow touts and cultists to get yourselves beheaded and eff off my mentions you dingbat

Bush thing...

Primitive clannish idiots....

Always supporting their tormentors not because of what they can do to improve their lives and well beings but because they are their clansmen....

Aschlocks....

Broken record talkative...

Such a childish tout throwing tantrums like some kid who's toy was taken away...

A year from now your eye go clear.

id4sho:
BOSS, I dey hail ooo

..

I salute you my brother.....

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Mad goat

tojahh:
We were 16 that left Kano with other 3 from Malawi and Sierra Leone. 19 (17 male 2 female) of us took the trip to Tamereset.

When we got to Shabha we were only 11. Others were stranded and couldn't continue, a lady died from constipation in one of the camp and was buried in a shallow grave.

Wetin man eye see him mouth no fit talk am finish jare

I did close to 2 months in Tamaraset, not a house oh...on too rock..

I dey sleep under rock or on top rock depending on the weather...

Na Tamaraset me and goat dey drag water from the same source...the man wey dey shepherd the goats wipe me stick for head because I dey push him goat to get chance drink water.....

I see shege I no fit lie

Story...

Mercury12:
Thank you for your input. I don't know any of his alias as we were not even close nor gets to spend quality time together before he travelled through that route.
The family had since move on as they couldn't contact him and he never contact anyone or travel back home ever since he left .
Somehow everyone seams to had come to term with the fact that they won't see him ever again

Sad..we lost so many...many many...

Beautiful.

They should be making a movie on my travel through the desert to Europe to sensitize the teeming youths still undertaking such a dangerous and life-altering journey.

edocommsorg

The typical Nigerian Politicians in training....

How many Politicians are on that list already?

They should make up the greater percentage of it...

See wetin people dey do photo op and celebrate for this age. Something wey dem suppose do quietly...lol

Mercury12:
jimoh

Hmmm

Sounds so very familiar...it would have been easier and more concrete to ascertain if you knew any of his aliases because most people dey get nicknames there...

If he's the same one I'm thinking, he was a part of the Yoruba 'Aso Rock'. This group were the most brutal out there and would kidnap boys and girls- mostly girls though due to their economic and other values as one can imagine.

This wasn't restricted to just the Yorubas though because we had Edo and Igbo Aso rocks too.

It is also commonplace to find any of these groups turning on one another in supremacy battles armed with weapons and all.

They'd kidnap people and have them locked up in their ghetos and force them to call their relatives abroad for bail money a.k.a ransom. Sometimes they'll collect these monies and still go on to sell these girls to other madams.

It's a huge human trade and trafficking out there.

I can't fully recall if the Jimoh died in one of the fierce battles or drowned at sea, hopefully not.

Writing this piece is just helping me recall more events man....

The tori too long and I can't stop being grateful to God for all I went through and the lessons I got from it.

It's moulded and shaped me into the better human that I am today.

https://fb.watch/fjbiEysdHg/

The link above is a brief documentary I did on my journey..

Akoja360:
I would love to document this story for you in my upcoming project.

Nice one, bro.

Mercury12:
I have a distant family member I heard went on this same journey around year 1998/1999 and the family had never heard from him till date

My set...

What's his name?

Richardcollins5:
you are one of the problem of this country.

I'm also the problem and the reason why your girlfriend cheated on you abi?

Nonsense pikin..

Richardcollins5:
you are one of the problem of this country.

Okay, thank you.

Let's hope you can solve me and by extension solve one of Nigerias biggest problem.

Aridin.

Chai...

This girl is wicked....


She don cut and join the thing....


The carpenter did a good job.


Nice, so long as she's happy and able to shame her body shamers.

With money these days, one can shut up the body shamers.

If you tease me about my headward, I go look for one better carpenter to resize am...simple.

id4sho:
Interesting, I love reading all these desert adventure. Kindly create a topic/thread and document it. You write good, GABY did it; you too can.
Check his story here, he even published a book
https://www.nairaland.com/4405326/nigeria-europe-through-desert-a-true#65950569
Lemme follow you right away

Thanks for the mention, bro.
Following...

Vladimir is the admin of this group and will soon leave the chat group because he is not understanding anymore...

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Hey...this is a topic im interested in because I think the best and easiest way to get our people involved in and understand the happenings as it relates to their government.
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Disgustingly sickening..

Sick humanoids...

Fatal attraction...

Oh...

May your soul find rest, sister...

Condolence, sir.

If I carry that $10M enter US, in fact, na Oprah Winfrey go be my neighbour.

DadaHammed:
Wow.. What's the secret of your Dad's health and fitness at 77. Is it the diet or exercise?

It's the gene and healthy lifestyle, I suppose.

His parents did a long time too...

Who even came up with this idea of visas I don't understand.

The same way they sat and decided to invent guns...to what end I ask...

We all see the result today...

Life wey everybody for dey live and enjoy freely without any hassles or barriers, dem decide to fence am...

Nonsense humans...

Thank God say humans no be God...

Dem for don decide to turn off our oxygen tey tey