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Family › Re: Tanzania Woman Allegedly Turns Into A Cow After Sleeping With Married Man by gaby(m): 9:26pm On Jun 08, 2022
Lol....

So, Tanzania wan take over from Nollywood at all cost...

This their movie industry go go far well well
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Caught After He Disguised In Hijab To Have SXX With A Married Woman by gaby(m): 9:23pm On Jun 08, 2022
Hahaha

See the guy posture.

Bros, you almost got it spot on. You for remember to wear socks to disguise and cover those gringory feet.


The guy don kukuma weak like dodo come resign to fate.
Politics › Re: Prof Yemi Osinbajo Scored 235 Votes In APC Primary 2022 by gaby(m): 1:18pm On Jun 08, 2022
I'm happy for PYO.

At least, I'm sure he saved his money and it's obvious.

Time for the cabals and Northern Oligarchs to oil the machinery of state to instal Atiku to continue their plans and agenda.

The next 8 years will be very looooonggggg and huuggggeeee...
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo & Supporters Rejoice As Tinubu Takes Early Lead In APC Primary by gaby(m): 12:50pm On Jun 08, 2022
There goes your next Minister of Transport should he win but whosaiii


Na Atiku dem don package am. Na him dem go use the instrument of state enthrone to continue their agenda.

Watch out folks.
Politics › Re: Full Speech Of Prof. Yemi Osinbajo At The APC Presidential Primary (Video) by gaby(m): 4:30am On Jun 08, 2022
Goodnigga:
hmm, teleprompter in that kind of crowd, and he was looking at it. I believe you watched the telecast, did you see his eyes moving like someone reading
Lol...
Did you see the screens to his right and left? You'd think he was looking to the audience at his left and right each time he turns his head...lol..

Until you see them live on stage. The same goes for most of the world leaders....
Politics › Re: Full Speech Of Prof. Yemi Osinbajo At The APC Presidential Primary (Video) by gaby(m): 1:18am On Jun 08, 2022
Slynation:
Among all aspirants today, It was only Tinubu that had his speech written for him on paper, so as to avoid another Vote for me because it's my turn...grin This will surely be an easy ride for Atiku/Obi
The VP is my man but he's got his speech written too.

That's absolutely no crime, though.

I'm surprised that most Nogerians don't know what a teleprompter is or looks like...
Travel › Re: Think Well Before You ‘Japa’ — Nigerian Man Shows Homeless People In US (Video) by gaby(m): 5:10pm On Jun 07, 2022
Mtcheeew
Celebrities › Re: Popular Nigerian Gay Influencer, Bisi Alimi, Drums Support For Peter Obi's Candi by gaby(m): 5:06pm On Jun 07, 2022
Hmm

Obi and him supporters go just weak for this kind support.
Nairaland General › Re: Why Can't Nigeria Be Like Europe? by gaby(m): 2:48pm On Jun 07, 2022
somehow:
You mean the politicians from all over Nigeria?
Yes, of course...
Travel › Re: Unemployed Nigerian Man In Italy Grumbles After He Was Asked To Wash Toilets by gaby(m):
Lol...

E never see anything...

E never know say na him salary dem take dey house, feed and cloth am...lol
Nairaland General › Re: Why Can't Nigeria Be Like Europe? by gaby(m): 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2022
somehow:
Greed from?
Why are they fighting tooth and nail to keep Nigeria as one?
Nairaland General › Re: Why Can't Nigeria Be Like Europe? by gaby(m): 11:35am On Jun 07, 2022
Greed won't allow us..
Politics › Re: Delta 2023: Court Stops Oborevwori Over Falsification by gaby(m): 4:26am On Jun 07, 2022
Idiots

Fraudsters falling over themselves to lead in a fraudulent contraption called a country.
Family › Re: Advise Needed Regarding A Live-in Househelp by gaby(m): 4:08am On Jun 07, 2022
Be kiafuuul

Never ever ignore or suppress you instincts and gut feelings.

Just shine your eyes.

It'd be best to take that young girl back to wherever you took her from and be free from her responsibility.

She's courting and will bring you a truck load of trouble in no time.
Politics › Re: “I See Danger, Your Kingdom Has Been Badly Balkanised”, Fayose Writes Tinubu by gaby(m): 4:02am On Jun 07, 2022
Peter the seer...
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko, Regina Daniels Receive Warm Reception At Abuja Airport After Victory by gaby(m): 7:09pm On Jun 06, 2022
Alex and FFK get one thing in common...

Chaiiii
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Osinbajo: The True Story Of How They Met - Bayo Onanuga by gaby(m): 6:20pm On Jun 06, 2022
How e take fall hand?

Very laughable...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Get A Job Or An Accommodation First? Which? by gaby(m): 1:10pm On Jun 06, 2022
Funny threads all over.
Family › Re: California Woman Finds $36K In Cash Inside Craigslist Couch by gaby(m): 11:28am On Jun 06, 2022
87EightySeven:
was this during your migration ... the one you posted about back in 2016 or so ?
Yeah, it was.
Autos › Re: Toks 2006 Mercedes C230 Kompressor #3M by gaby(op): 11:27am On Jun 06, 2022
jimmyolasun:
Use as Uber naa since you got madam a new one. You could get a driver to remit weekly
God forbid.
Family › Re: California Woman Finds $36K In Cash Inside Craigslist Couch by gaby(m): 12:09am On Jun 06, 2022
That couch must have belonged to the giver's deceased family member who decided to make the couch his/her bank.

I'm very sure the giver only went to the house to ransack and clear out things upon the family member's demise.

If he/she had been a regular visitor to the deceased while he/she was alive, he probably would have been kept in the know about this bank.

This reminds me of when I worked in a recycling company where we'd come across all sorts of, and I mean all sorts and manners of rubbish. Shiiit oh, diapers oh, human and animal remains o, just name it.

Na so we dey carousel dey select our usual metals, woods and plastics from other trashes and the next thing we saw on the conveyor belt was some loose Euros flying around. We sharp sharp stop machine jump on top conveyor belt dey pick money.

I got a few euros that day but some Congolese dude went home with close to 6k Euros...
Politics › Re: Olisa Metuh Spotted Preaching In Garki Market by gaby(m): 1:23pm On Jun 05, 2022
He probably has found his true calling.

May it be permanent.
Politics › Re: APC SW Aspirants Make Progress, Narrow Consensus To Fayemi, Tinubu, Osinbajo by gaby(m): 11:46am On Jun 05, 2022
SecretReporter:
u saying rubbish, u think APC want PDP to be in power
Empty headed dingbat.

So, you truly believe there is something called APC and PDP as different entities.

Your head/brain seriously needs emergency surgery.

Wait until Atiku wins and they all begin to move back to PDP to reclaim and win it.

Asswipe.
Politics › Re: Precious Chikwendu Hails Femi Fani Kayode As She Reunites With Her Kids by gaby(m): 11:08am On Jun 05, 2022
They were meant for each other, after all.

Whatever is healthy for the kids, a goal...
Politics › Re: APC Rules Out Statutory Delegates by gaby(m):
For those quick to call people names here and political neophytes, una dey make me laugh well well.

Isn't it yet clear to you guys what game the North has set out to play here?

To them and the South, they (the North) have fulfilled all righteousness and in the spirit of sportsmanship cum fostering unity, have ceded the Presidency to the South (abi no be so the Northern APC Governors claim with their resolution)?

Now, ask yourselves this.

Even without the fragmentation and crab-mentality among the entire Southern leaders, on a level playing field and with the history of the election numbers skewed deliberately to favour the North, who amongst these current pretenders to the throne would pull out the number to defeat an Atiku who has been precariously and finely positioned to be settled in the PDP to carry on and compliment on their agenda as usual.

Most of you won't even see the game that was played to have the PDP conclude their primaries before the APC.

The South who always believe in their follies of being very well read and smarter keep setting themselves up for cheap ridicule.

Na the same oversabi and I too know make Professor dey answer yes sir to olodo and the South dey always end up as spokesperson to always bamboozle and terrorize their own people with convincing and insulting English. Shebi una go school and sabi speak grammar? Una go speak English tire.

You all will soon understand that these people don't see any PDP or APC, all they know and see is a platform to achieving a goal.

Even of Buhari hand-picked Amaechi, Osinbanjo, or Tinubu gets the ticket, trust me, the entire machinery of state is out there on the side to work and ensure that Atiku becomes the President of this country in 2023.

Head or tail from the way it looks now, it's a win win for the North who has given the South a very interesting puzzle to solve.

After all una no go fit open mouth say dem no give una chance to bring out Southern candidate...lol

I repeat, the North is playing a mix of game of thrones and temple run here.
Celebrities › Re: Metro Delight Hotel Abuja Sealed Over Death Of Zulee Zoo's Michael Aboh (Photos) by gaby(m): 4:36am On Jun 05, 2022
Wow

What a life and a small world...

I rock this hotel scatter those days for Dutse Alhaji...
Crime › Re: Whatsapp Message That Made Glo Accountant Commit Su*cide Surfaces by gaby(m): 4:21am On Jun 05, 2022
As fake as Jubril El Sudani
Politics › Re: APC SW Aspirants Make Progress, Narrow Consensus To Fayemi, Tinubu, Osinbajo by gaby(m): 2:38am On Jun 05, 2022
PaChukwudi44:
I am not so sure you understood the news
Oh, no, I didn't understand the news.

My question is, where does all these horse-trading now leave Ameachi?
Politics › Re: APC SW Aspirants Make Progress, Narrow Consensus To Fayemi, Tinubu, Osinbajo by gaby(m):
Lol

Who go come pay Amaechi him investment?

Modified:

For those quick to call people names here and political neophytes, una dey make me laugh well well.

Isn't it yet clear to you guys what game the North has set out to play here?

To them and the South, they (the North) have fulfilled all righteousness and in the spirit of sportsmanship cum fostering unity, have ceded the Presidency to the South (abi no be so the Northern APC Governors claim with their resolution)?

Now, ask yourselves this.

Even without the fragmentation and crab-mentality among the entire Southern leaders, on a level playing field and with the history of the election numbers skewed deliberately to favour the North, who amongst these current pretenders to the throne would pull out the number to defeat an Atiku who has been precariously and finely positioned to be settled in the PDP to carry on and compliment on their agenda as usual.

Most of you won't even see the game that was played to have the PDP conclude their primaries before the APC.

The South who always believe in their follies of being very well read and smarter keep setting themselves up for cheap ridicule.

Na the same oversabi and I too know make Professor dey answer yes sir to olodo and the South dey always end up as spokesperson to always bamboozle and terrorize their own people with convincing and insulting English. Shebi una go school and sabi speak grammar? Una go speak English tire.

You all will soon understand that these people don't see any PDP or APC, all they know and see is a platform to achieving a goal.

Even of Buhari hand-picked Amaechi, Osinbanjo, or Tinubu gets the ticket, trust me, the entire machinery of state is out there on the side to work and ensure that Atiku becomes the President of this country in 2023.

Head or tail from the way it looks now, it's a win win for the North who has given the South a very interesting puzzle to solve.

After all una no go fit open mouth say dem no give una chance to bring out Southern candidate...lol

I repeat, the North is playing a mix of game of thrones and temple run here.
Politics › Re: Buhari Backs Power Shift To South, Yet To Unveil Preferred Successor by gaby(m): 10:48pm On Jun 04, 2022
When dem don package Atiku put for one corner dey deceive themselves and the Southerners for here.

Win win for dem..

Original game of thrones and temple run combined.

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