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This is exactly the ''Kete kete'' story Obey sang about.

You've all been asking what he does for money and all that, now he's put up a car for sale you go bashing him.

That's the result for life on the gram though,,,

Make all of una enjoy, but go

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poseidon12:
Don't mind the fools.

It used to be annoying my dear brother, Now, it has graduated into Disgust and irritation.

Come on man...you get two sugar for blokos, i get two sugar.

These are not some hungry poor men ooo, mind you. Dem go dey their houses dey bully their poor ignorant wives and kids say '' I am the head of this house, whatever I say holds'' Wo, I go jst call Tinubu for you na na...

Haba..
Dem no dey use mouth tell pikin wey get sense say make e comot from smoke..

Arrant nonsense

The Herdsmen are busy buying forms, transversing the length and breadth of the country and taking selfies, they'd be back for you when the present dance is come to an end, just a lil patient my brother.

Lets all savour and enjoy the present reprieve and distractions while it lasts.

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writerights:
OK. I did. Thanks.

You are welcome bro

writerights:
So he shouldn't be cleared if not guilty?

Kindly read and understand my submission please.

Apt, spot on and right on the bulls eye.

I endorse and recommend for easing tension.

Front page worthy..

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JUST DO IT....Nike

Someone should help me with Nike logo I no get power to search..


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Wished he had remained hidden and quiet this way.

The only difference these days is that he disturbs us with his face and voice on a daily, and we can't do anything about it because we are stuck with them.


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Jesus, the shepherd chemist and hospital.

E go dey get customers well well.

Everybody wants to be treated by Jesus, the one who truly healeth.

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By the time the man sleep no wake up again before even the primaries (not wishing him death o), that's when you all will realise you have been huge fools all along propping and treating a fellow man as God.

Mumu people wey go waste money for school but lack simple common sense.

We say no to paper certifications and qualifications without common sense, which is usually not common ironically.

''Center of excellence inside Tinubu's agbada''

If I were your wives or kids, you had better not even try commanding or scolding me at home if not, you go die well for my mouth.
I go tell you say I go call Tinubu for you if you Bleep up. I go run go hide after i don tell you word make you no use anger beat me die..I do am well well when I small to some big brother and aunty dem wey sabi give me konk for head.

Olodos, will go home and be forming bosses to their wives and kids, whereas na who God create, wey dem born like dem be their god outside. Spineless educated illiterates.

I like Tinubu joor, this is one of the benefits of reading and teaching yourself. Materials abound to teach the willings how he got such a clout and control over these ignorant ones.

I will be like him when I grow up...lol

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Na daughter this obese and clueless man wan use campaign?

Osun people, una dooooooh oooo

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Na the format and statement wey dem send you to use be dis?


Well-done...but we ain't stupid oga...

Changes nothing nor makes any difference..


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Na daughter this 'obese' 'ere' guy wan take contest?

Osun enter one chance.

This right here is the full meaning of cluelessness...


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What is this fall back option from the shameless and power drunks, other than that a silly speech had already been kept on the side for when they go back to their very vomits or decide to go corrupt and disorganise the not-too-young-to-rules spotting their body-hugging, under-sized Jean and tees.

Dem go soon tuck in their thieving bullion stomachs for jeans begin halla ....not to young to rule...agbayas

Very funny and lacking in any shame set of folks.

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In any sane and normal clime, this would be the case even though he wouldn't have to beg for donors.

They'd simply make their donations based on his leanings, manifesto and what he stands for without caring to know how much he is worth before coming out for an elective position.

But in Nigeria, we know how we are anti-sane and normal of everything, so bro, let's keep praying and hoping for this country until it gets to that level.

For now, do your best and leave the rest.

Peace...

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Frankicent:
Mr Gaby.. Thank you sir.

You are welcome brother

Empty sucked out soul. Wished an x-ray could be done of what's left of and shown to her, she would know not to make a joke of, or glamourize her stupidity.

In her little mind, she thinks she used the quartet, while indeed she's the dupe of it all both physically, spiritually and otherwise.

Continue having different Allen keys for different purposes.

I pity the life of the current Bobo, na real 4in1 ode, the curse wey Bobo carry wear as agbada na correct designer one.

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Frankicent:
nawa on nairaland again... smh bro

I hope you didn't misread my post. Go back and reread it.

You don't know the number of agencies and calibre of people who come on here daily to weigh the public pulse, opinion and perceptions on national issues.

Ignorance is bliss...that your post was liked by some ignorant ones too is amazing

The youths, who are supposed to be the future are been wasted while the grandpas who are supposed to be retired and been tended to by the youths are holding sway and calling the shot.

What an irony..

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Kalapizim:
I believe the policeman based on how he held the bottle.

They might use this your statement as a reference to clear him.

I know for a fact that most agencies and public figures come here to weigh public opinions, pulses and perceptions on matters of national interest. Take that to the bank.

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Beautiful...it is a date with channels television.
I'd love to see, and be religiously rooting for my guy as he entertains us to the latest dancing steps of Davido's Shorty want a million dollar, shey make I wire-wire or 30 billion for the akant oooo...

From Friday, we go jejely advise our guy make e no too eat again, make wetin happen for Oni of Ife palace no go repeat himself.

Wetin be that Macmillan English text book again oo...na im we go carry till on Sunday.


Keep on rocking baba...orobogbeskiiii

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Good kudos where it is due.

However, we hope this fund which we all know is a left-over from the already re-looted recoveries won't go into settling bills and servicing loans.

Saraki and his Alibaba mates will rather hob-nob and transverse the length and breadth of the country in a bid to satisfy their personal cravings for power than reconvening to pass the said bill for the collective good of the country.

He should kukuma win the Presidency and toss the bill in the trash.

Our God dey look una..

Does she have an idea what Ghana soap means and how it came to be?

Ghanaians no dey bleach indeed ..

I'm sure she's trying to get her mojo back in the comedy industry or she meant to say South Sudan.

If I hear....

He wasn't even scared of getting mobbed..

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Okay...how about we do it this way oga...na with abeg oo...

He gives us 12 hours of light and we wont need to waste our lean resources on inec and the rest for an election.

We'll simply ask him to carry on with you guys in his team to avoid any distractions or lull in transmission.


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Shantyken:
d guy no insult ur parent na secondly which one be akwa ibom and uyo

He could pass for my son...that's why he got that for calling his father's age mate an idiat..

Thebabenextdoor:
That is why you need to work hard and crave an inch for your name, so that your generation will be having it easy because of your foundations

Carve a niche

Op bia....

Na you write this thing Abi na the man write am send to you to edit?

All of una na comedians una be I swear.

Whoever wrote that trash up there might end up being his press secretary and the the cycle of competencies and trashes continues.

Well done..

No be only His father who is dead....na him father who have die..

Shortyy:
That's Genny for you. A silent achiever.


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I'm going to enjoy your signature my student..