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Wizy the wizkpelebe....Who sent you to allow your Nike jersey sell out and ultimately sell out yourself. Na matter you drag enter body so ooo..

We the elders' council are seated and watching this third baby mama do her NYSC. Yeah, she is on training because, by the time she is done with Wizkid, he'd understand why ''alligator pepper' though tiny in seedlings but is very hot and potent.

These are the ones we call alligator pepper. May God help or brother going forward.

He'd learn not to proliferate and make babies with random girls as if it were going out of fashion by the time he starts getting deducted from the source in all his earnings and engagements, he'd quit singing because whatever he labours for would be shared amongst his baby mamas. E come go get solid two baby mamas for the US, guy your beans don done.

A huge lesson to others and hoping they'll learn.

Make una dey hail the guy and e dey die silently dey go...

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Wizy the wizkpelebe....Who sent you to allow your Nike jersey sell out and ultimately sell out yourself. Na matter you drag enter body so ooo..

We the elders' council are seated and watching this third baby mama do her NYSC. Yeah, she is on training because, by the time she is done with Wizkid, he'd understand why ''alligator pepper' though tiny in seedlings but is very hot and potent.

These are the ones we call alligator pepper. May God help or brother going forward.

He'd learn not to proliferate and make babies with random girls as if it were going out of fashion by the time he starts getting deducted from the source in all his earnings and engagements, he'd quit singing because whatever he labours for would be shared amongst his baby mamas. E come go get solid two baby mamas for the US, guy your beans don done.

A huge lesson to others and hoping they'll learn.

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Good, let's ccelebrate one of ours. At least he didn't commit a crime but prevented one from been committed.
Kudos obhi oba...

But make una no travel through desert ooo...

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Hahaha...you can say that again. The smell is awful. I have secured a perpetual injunction against the purchase, preparation and servingof that stuff anywhere near my house. Goat meat though healthier is off my wish list for life.

Hahahahahaha

This one husband life don finish...what a pity...

He is the type, that, if he's at home and he hears his wife's car honking, he'd grab and throw a tee shirt on his shoulder while frantically struggling to zip or button up his pants as he makes a dash for it through the alternative exit in the kitchen.

And if she be home, while oga is closed from work, he'd rather branch at "mama yowe's" beer parlour with his necktie partially undone and ready to be consoled by the urine-looking and tasting consoled called beer...

Na so she go dey hammer the poor husband everyday..

Person no marry better pass say e marry man/woman wey no go let am see house dey enter..

I greet una my people..

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jaymichael:
gaby, the juju work? Is the business well patronised now?

Naaa I don't believe in the shit....the problem is maladministration.

42n8dzydoo:
Follow @maths4lifefoundation on IG and DM the admin

You are a person...God bless you real good..

Funny title, I thought it was the conventional tear gas. But looking at the picture, it seems some fellow who had ewa agoyin and had devilishly refused to visit the toilet in the past week in readiness for this September occasion decided it was time to show them what he's got.

But make no mistakes, I know the gods will avenge this mess by messing on him/her and whenever he walks past you'd assume an ''Nkpi'' just walked by.

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Nkpi na the African Dwarf he-goat. Difficult to steal, process and eaten in the secret...his smell will always give you up...Had one matured one like that as a pet growing up, he'd always trail me to my school gate...na so so pursue I dey pursue am...lol

Seun, you and your mods who enjoy playing demigods on here had better reach out to negotiate a settlement with me for entertaining your guests before I enter my ghost mode again..

Ghost-mode, dem no dey see we....their firo miro

This is exacly how I have chosen to live my life and it does work magic people.

I adhere to the real ' Money Men's' advice.

They preached it, and lived it and still living it..

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I love this, so touching and cool.

On a lighter note and in Donald J. Trump's voice ''These are the lazy American youths on a visit to the lifeless one in a shithole country''.

Lighter note mean say na joke I dey ooo..

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The snake eventually brought the strong man down...

Journey well sir..

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The usual name callings, which is often an after effect of huge egos ruggedly battered will soon start making the rounds.

Transfer window isn't shut yet, some will still come back to their vomits at APC, while some will drop their babaringas, find an "OGBENE" to tuck in their bullion bellies with which they have been swallowing our monies, just to fit into a shirt and pants and start shouting " Not-too-young-to-rule", because they are so shameless, it pricks their consciences not, to sit and eat that which should be for their kids.

They won't have a shame joining the not too young to rule movement if they feel their thieving ambitions would be realised from there.

Animals parading as humans.

Shameless and lacking in integrity and morals...

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For those who might not know what ogbene means, na im our mama take dey tie us for back that year. E be like say na girdle dem dey call am now...

Seun, you and your mods who enjoy playing demigods on here had better reach out to negotiate a settlement with me for entertaining your guests before I enter my ghost mode again..

Ghost-mode, dem no dey see we....their firo miro

mysteryman2014:
Civil war loading, refugees from Cameroon, so the government should be prepared,to handle the resultant human influx.

A lesson for Nigeria to handle the agitation by iPob serious to avert similar occurrence.

As history have shown no nation survive two civil wars.

It's a very simple stuff to decipher..

Gbege..

Hmmm...I just hope the violence won't spill over/into our blocks.

Our already over stretched forces would be further stretched thin fighting on two different fronts (North/South)

It is well...

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Adults with the minds and mental faculties of second graders seeking relevance on the cyberspace.

What does this young man do, sell or advertise aside these babyish whining and attention seeking..

Rubbish...


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Na work the guy dey...

He shall meet his Waterloo soonest except he truly repents. He should remember the fellow charlatan that was recently gunned down in PH.

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It could be Seun too...you know...with all her topics landing on front page..

Rivers Rivers, Wike, Wike...

And he keeps talking about how APC wants to kill him instead of him to go work on his weight and ensure the sanctity and safety of lives in Rivers State all they know to do is talk, talk and more talk...

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In all of this, I have more pity for his first baby mama but I'm sure all of that will change soon because she just got educated and realised how much of a dupe she and her son had been in all of this, no thanks to the Nigerian legal system/factor.

Dude is about to wreck himself by himself.

This irresponsible attitude of forbidding a condom and manufacturing kids without any care in the world had been the albatross of so many a stars in the US. I hope he learns his lessons and survives this.

Just imagine all three baby mamas pulling him like this at the sane time...an die be dat oo

I noticed the guy somewhat looks troubled of late kinda, maybe I'm mistaken sha...

This babe got him by the balls..every man's worst nightmare.

Dem no dey advise pikin make him no grow big teeth, an make e grow enough big lip to cover the teeth dem tell am..

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Grafixnuel:
Do you have free books?

Did free read promo for a while here...

Sensitive topic...

I use my pass card on this..

Lalasticlala went for item seven and paid the ultimate prize in Zimbabwe..Sorry

hmmm...so sad a news...

It's always scary walking around in some of those French ghettos. You'd feel like you were in AJ city.

Crime pays not..it only breeds pain and more losses

Take heed guys...

It has always been the norm. An endless cycle of how they invest our collective wealth. They actually do nothing better with the monies other than these frivolities. Most of them even lack creative investment senses and you wonder why the country is in this lacuna with them at the helms of decision making.

These are major end results of earning by deception or trying to reap where one hadn't sown.

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Wonderful and laudable conservative efforts.

I actually thought they were hosted to dinner by the state governor...

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Buterflyle0:
This is a collateral FREE loan. It is for petty traders who are unable to present collateral to banks. This is why the FG is making it easier for them through this social investment program

My dear brother/Sister I do understand dear...

Was only responding to the way it sounded as if they would have been required to present a collateral for a 10k loan.

it is very laudable and a good initiative I'm impressed actually..

You never see some kind weed do you something.

When you take some kind weed, lion go be like pussy for your eye, river na swimming pool.

As a young kid wey still dey form badoski, I went to a joint with my friend. You needed to see the kind of Brothrs that were there, all smoking weed.

They were passing the weed round and said to pass on to us smallie. There was ofcourse an unwritten rule not to break the chain as the weed makes a round, clock or anti-clock wise.

When it got to our turn we took a drag and puffed with serious coughs. Before you knew it all the Big Big brothers were looking like my age mates.

When it got time to start heading home, I was feeling like one who was carrying the worlds burden on his head. I couldnt get my ass off the ground. And when I eventually did, my friend and I held on to each other like lovers anything short of that would have sent us both sprawling either ways.

I remember walking and avoiding imaginary potholes on a very fine graded road ooo. When we got to a point where we had to cross the road my people come and see drama...lol

We were busy at a spot not able to decide when to venture across the road because a car that was some km's away from us was always zoomed in and seemed closer than it truly was.

I saw a couple of my late acquaintances in my hallucination and would be waving. In fact, the paranoia was out of this world.

It took straight seven days to get the stuff out of my system.

Very funny...No play with igbo ooo..

Na so you go dey suspect everything and everybody unnecessarily...shuoo...no be person advice me say e no good for my body...i give myself sense shaperly.

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This one get power to pound Bendel yellow yam