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Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari To Leave For New York by gaby(m):
you guys should allow baba travel joor.

The last time out, he signed more deals than he had done in all the years prior.

He seems to be more active out than in.

Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.
Politics › Re: Obot Essien, PDP Chairman Attacked In Akwa Ibom, His Head Broken Over Zoning by gaby(m):
This is a divine injury designed to bring about a divine mandate.

Well done for the sacrifice, Jesus of Akwa Ibom...

Where the nose wey cut off Abi na carpenter reconstruct the one wey I dey see so...

Wiseone28 come carry your papa..



Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Lists All The Projects He Completed In Just 12 Months by gaby(m): 8:27am On Sep 12, 2018
lol...una no go kill people with lies for this country abeg.

From the first item on your list of achievements, even though the sentence was a hard nut to comprehend, do you really mean to convince us that you gave out an average of 5,000,000 naira in scholarship funds to 50 undergraduate Osun indigenes?

God dey watch una...

Keep bandying figures and imaginary accomplishments about.

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Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Says She’s Ready To Speak On Alleged Affair With Apostle Suleiman by gaby(m): 8:19am On Sep 12, 2018
Bring it on girl, we are all ears and eyes...

In the meantime allow me to help you entertain my collegas with this four liner poem dedicated to you and apostle do good..


Go on and speak,
While we wait hear to read
How your big butt you twerk
As apostle it wrecks...

Copyright 2018
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji & Nkem Owoh On The Red Carpet Of 'Lionheart' Premiere In Toronto by gaby(m): 8:01am On Sep 12, 2018
Grafixnuel:
And you can't give me opportunity to read the one about your trip to Europe?
A bit of it is still in the link on my signature bro..
Politics › Re: Fayose Write EFCC Of His Desire To Make Himself Available To The Commission by gaby(m): 7:27am On Sep 12, 2018
Brother don gentle and humble.
Why are you putting us on notice bros?
Politics › Re: Man Accuses NYSC Of Selling Their Information To Saraki's Campaign Organization by gaby(m): 5:33am On Sep 12, 2018
EFCC will soon ruffle you up even before the games begin proper Saraki..

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Celebrities › Re: ''Celebrities Suffer Depression Because They Live Fake Lives'' - Kelly Hansome by gaby(m): 4:25am On Sep 12, 2018
Every time I hear this attention seekers name I try looking for the handsome in his name.

It seems he usually forgets to take the handsome with him for photo shoot.

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Celebrities › Re: Roman Goddess And Her Jaw-dropping Gigantic Boobs Take A Selfie by gaby(m): 4:21am On Sep 12, 2018
The thing fon kukuma tire come begin reverse dey resemble nyansh..

If you know what I mean say yeah yeah..


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Politics › Re: Nigeria Gets $2bn Cotton Industry Investment From Chinese Firm by gaby(m):
Everywhere na China...okay na

China to take over..


Ni hao oooo my people..


Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.
Politics › Re: 2019: Neighbourhood 2 Neighbourhood Mobilizes Grassroots Support For Okowa by gaby(m): 4:15am On Sep 12, 2018
Time to access the state cake by force.

He must drop this time because his choices are limited.

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Travel › Re: Badagry Expressway: The Pains And Agony Of Lagos Road Users by gaby(m):
Isn't this supposed to be a FG and international road? A road that leads in/out the country and from where a good amount of the federal government allocation disbursed monthly is derived from. The exact same way our lands in the Niger region are become lifeless due to the disaster of oil spillage.

Na God go help us..

Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Not The Man Twerking, But His Lookalike (Video) by gaby(m):
But he is a dancing senator...

Keep on dancing...orobokibo....

Enjoy

Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.
Crime › Re: Indian Man Cuts Off His Wife's Head & Carries It To Police Station For Cheating by gaby(m): 3:53am On Sep 12, 2018
ifymadu:
You just gave me an assignment. When I get home I will search out the episodes on YouTube
Hahaha...nice one
Crime › Re: Indian Man Cuts Off His Wife's Head & Carries It To Police Station For Cheating by gaby(m): 9:40pm On Sep 11, 2018
ifymadu:
That’s Frank Spenser. Oh Betty...,,, I kind of miss that program.
lol yeah
Crime › Re: Indian Man Cuts Off His Wife's Head & Carries It To Police Station For Cheating by gaby(m):
Some mothers do have 'em...

Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.
Crime › Re: Man Kills His Wife And Walks Into Police Station With Her Severed Head (photos) by gaby(m): 7:07pm On Sep 11, 2018
What's here to say other than...

Some mothers do have 'em...


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Celebrities › Re: Wema Sepetu: I Like A Man Who Beats Me Up by gaby(m): 6:52pm On Sep 11, 2018
They abound that enjoy bdsm ...

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Campaigns For Ademola Adeleke, Storms Osun Governorship Rallies by gaby(m):
Like joke like joke, this joker go twerk and dance to the government house.

David o go come halla

Shory wan a billion dollar...
She say make I wire-wire ooo


Osun don buy market.

Na governor's lodge dem go dey shoot musical videos...

30 billion wan enter akant finally..

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Family › Re: I Need Advice Regarding A New Relationship by gaby(m): 6:02pm On Sep 11, 2018
Wahala...

Just tell him you no longer want to be his friend and get this laid to rest.

If you keep trying to force him into seeing the relationship the way you want it, my dear you are only making the hunt more challenging and subsequently more interesting for him.

He'd pretend to be okay with your suggestions while he tidied himself sexually in the side and patiently waits for his conquest of the trophy which you have readily presented yourself to be and you know what's gonna happen after the?

He'll kick you to the curb after eating the cookie for having the effrontery to make him labour to get in between your legs.

Be smart.

Peace

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Travel › Re: The Bad State Of Federal Road In Otukpo, Benue State (Photos) by gaby(m): 5:55pm On Sep 11, 2018
Observation Chief whip/prefect David Mark for President...


Evil people.

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Politics › Re: Countries With Worst Electicity Supply, 2019 Index by gaby(m): 5:48pm On Sep 11, 2018
I am very certain that this list was just randomly cooked up based on sentiments and stereotype.

Not holding any brief for Nigeria or our useless leaders because we are definitely not where we should be, but I know for a fact that the light situation in Nigeria trumps that of Iraq.

Now where is Iraq, India to an extent and Afghanistan on that list.

I refuse to believe what a likely mischievous person calls me. I am not what people call me.

Make una no dey yab my country anyhow abeg..


Enjoy my siggy jare
Celebrities › Re: Twerking Lady Go Viral As She Steals The Show At A Nightclub In Edo State by gaby(m): 5:37pm On Sep 11, 2018
Na standard matter na...

These days you need to work twice or thrice as harder than you are used to, if you desire to stand out and get noticed by the limited number of available patrons.

Obaseki put state account on "post no debit" so everybody wey dey used to free money before don reevaluate their priorities.

The burgers dem wey still been dey help their ministry no dey see better burger fry again.

Abi na me wey dey look for who go buy my book wey dey my signature since morning wan cum carry the small money wey una manage pay me for book go dey shook for person "onisan"?

E no dey happen na..

Enjoy my siggy my pipo..
Politics › Re: Meet Jide Sanwo-Olu: Biography, Governorship APC Lagos State Aspirant by gaby(m): 5:35pm On Sep 11, 2018
MayorofLagos:
Same message since 2011. Abeg, when is it going to happen? Its 2019 almost
You never know how monkey dey go market e go come forget road to reach house.

Go ask MKO, Abacha, Mobutu, Saddam, Osama the list is endless.

Tinubu, as he presently stands is a small fry compared to the short list above. So go figure..

You don't ask life and everything it portends " Do you know me?
Politics › Re: Ekiti PDP Members Elect Aluko National Delegate, Defy Fayose by gaby(m): 5:32pm On Sep 11, 2018
abootoyyib:
We deal with only physical products
My book is not spiritual brother....

Haba mana..it's in paperback form..
Crime › Re: Covenant Uni Student Framed And Expelled Unjustly Goes Online To Expose The Sch by gaby(m): 5:22pm On Sep 11, 2018
Give it to me baby nice and slow and I'm gonna ride you like a rodeo...,

So now my people how do we explain this matter.

This guy is telling God thank you for making him defeat people who had this same God.

What are these other guys that lost to this other guy because of this same God be asking or telling God.


This question carries 50 marks, feel free to use a calculator. You have 5 minutes.

Thank you class.

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Crime › Re: 2 Nigerian Men Fight Over A Lady In New York (Photos) by gaby(m): 5:19pm On Sep 11, 2018
Mtcheew I even think say na human beings dey fight...

Unto the next please...

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Politics › Re: UN Blast Nigeria For Human Trafficking by gaby(m): 5:16pm On Sep 11, 2018
Instead of you guys to buy my book to be distributed in a sensitization drive, you are there speaking grammar.

People need to know and read a first hand account of these journeys. But you guys are forming bureaucracies and bottle necks up and down.

Make una dey talk una own there make I dey sell my own Tori here.

Enjoy my siggy for my tori
Politics › Re: Ambode Faces Impeachment As 57 LG Chairmen Endorse Jide Sanwoolu For Governor by gaby(m): 4:22pm On Sep 11, 2018
chloride6:
What greed?


Ambode's performance has been absymal.


APC is onyl trying to salvage the situation. They would have clearly lost if they fielded Ambode.

#fact
Just like Buhari coming back for another four years is good, fine and beautiful.

Now let's get it on with and live with it...


Ciaoo
Politics › Re: Ambode Faces Impeachment As 57 LG Chairmen Endorse Jide Sanwoolu For Governor by gaby(m): 4:18pm On Sep 11, 2018
globemoney:
If ole tinubu proceeds to dump ambode it'll be a good look because ondo state born and bred ambode is the most tribalistic governor lagos has ever produced
And Tinubu was unaware he was Ondo State born and bred when he propped him the first time and imposed him on you like he seeks to do again. Oooh I forgot, he must have had his head down that backside where the sun shine not.

He's on a perennial missionary journey of imposing on/for you, you guys need to stand up to him and tell him enough is enough.

Wetin concern me sef , abeg anybody wey get their contact make e tell dem say I still free and transfer window never close.

Make I use pig in english take help dem do this dirty fight and put dem on a ghost mode.

I hail...

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Politics › Re: Ambode Faces Impeachment As 57 LG Chairmen Endorse Jide Sanwoolu For Governor by gaby(m): 3:53pm On Sep 11, 2018
It's about to get dirty and murky in the supposed state of excellence.

If the good learned and politically savy in Lagos allows this impunity to stand, I'd conclude and keep believing that of a truth "dem no dey buy wisdom and sense from school".

How y'all with sit/stand and keep watching one man decides your fate and destiny, will surely make for a good read on how not to be docile.

Enough should be enough by now and most of them who think they are invincible should start getting cut to proper sizes.

Get on with Fash, Ambo, if possible and politically sense worth bring on the heavy wigs in Pdp together and miunt a coup.

Haba, na only you dey?

Have you forgotten so soon we had the likes of Abacha and Abiola in this country?

I hate greed and self aggrandisement abeg.

The coming days and weeks will be fun with revelations and counter revelations. This is what we the common man pray and hope for on a daily.

We demand and need to know how you guys steal us blind.

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Politics › Re: Ekiti PDP Members Elect Aluko National Delegate, Defy Fayose by gaby(m): 3:27pm On Sep 11, 2018
Gamesmart:
Ghost mode or jail mode?
The guy no come dey fit talk again. I dey pity am one kind ooo...

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