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madjune:
You sound rugged and streetwise.
That comes handy in today's jungle world but at the same time, you sound like one who's ready to die for anything.

Now, that's a wrong attitude.

You need to reevaluate your life and life's values and realize that we are all here for a purpose.
We are not just here to survive the system, breathe and fight our days through...

There's more to life and living and dying and having truly died.
You must live for something and you must die for something worth it's cause.
You must gun for legacies and what outlives you when you're gone.
If you disagree, you can as well fight an agbero to death to the fun of onlookers and you know what?

The world moves on the minute the show ends and nobody remembers you the next day.

So, who loses?

Liked your comment bro.

Wow...wisdom resides in you.

Greetings mate.

dubra:
my brother you are on point, but would they listen? To eat another man's sweat na curse, most times you don't even know how diabolic your so called Maga can be, you dupe them and they goes after spiritually, fast money dey run belle ooo, to them that have ears let them hear,

Lets keep telling dem...

Hmmm.,.

If I talk wetin dey my mind una go beat me oooo...

Singing..

Oya first of all go down loow...ehen go down low..

Kilo n shey e ...go down low, oya go down low


You be babe or guy?

Oya turn the snail upside down...wetin you see

You say wetin?? Allow the snail hide and sleep inside him shell

I no hear you...

Oya keep observing, when you don observe tire, carry pen and paper draw wetin you see as you turn the snail upside down.

Thank you...

Enjoy my siggy for more snaily news...

horia:
Where is the groom?

Na dem dem...

Udom vs Akpabio, who go win?

Na who bring in mercenaries go win because the locals na men wey dem sabi.

Yam wey dey hot na from corner dem dey start to eat am..

Enjoy my siggy

CHANGEEE...,

emeijeh:
I was born in Benin.
I know as e dey be.... Na August adverts /felicitations dey start for ITV

Spot on bro..

Mtchewww...

This one na news

East Africa carry last for this one...

Come Niger come see matter...

You go call pikin wey dey your house as your son send am message e go insult you, when you ask am guy hafar? E go say limmmee joor..

Na when you look him head from back you go cum understand say no be market wey you price you carry reach house because no big head for your lineage.

Better scam...them full yakpa..

I be yarnerrr...enjoy my siggy

ottohan:
Spray me dollar-dollar ehh
Pound sterling..ahh
My cheerful giver, onyeoma, oyeoma, oyeoma

Hahaha...you be idiot oooh...as I dey read dey come down I come say shuooo...Nigeria and nl don dey good oo, nothing like ncan, ipob or afoja, and then you killed the hope.

Very funny reading your lyrics..
Lol

Enjoy your life my brother.

Family of people wey near ground but their money tall pass me and the tower of Babel.

Na God get power my people.

No be who first reach market dey sell pass .

Enjoy my siggy

Make that fake homo go siddon abeg.

I'm not homophobic or anti us (the youths) , but I hate it when people give up their originality all for the sake of publicity.

Watch this guy, hear him speak and come discuss with me.

I wan go obodo oyibo but no be under arrest.

Youths taking over (yes), but we know how e suppose be..

Before nko...?

I just might be forced to tell you guys about the history of what you now know as China and Chairman Mao of China.

Present-Day Nigeria was America compared to what they had to deal with. But the people's power changed the narrative and today, they are the best for it.

Nigerian youths make una wake-up oo, these guys running things got armed and had the necessary support that's why they feel invincible because they know you guys are lame ducks.

People like me could get roped in and silenced because they see us as the spoilers...

Read read and keep reading.

Don't allow them to engage and distract you with irrelevance like afonja, ipob bla bla bla..all na wash...

Google chairman Mao and read about Tiananmen square...

Take heed ooo


Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.

One of the greatest news I have ever heard.

Everytime I say I am hopeful and optimistic about Nigeria most people see me as an idiot.

The truth is, by the time all gets right and we are where we are supposed to be as a nation, there'd be no need preaching or agitating for cattle reserve. Even the mentally deranged roaming to and fro our streets with reckless abandon will take caution.

Go check the developed world, they didn't get there in a day but by the time your actions starts seeming and making you feel out of place, you'd be forced to agree you are stupid.

You can't go to a clean house and ruffle it up, you wouldn't want to be given a bad name because you sure would be found out. So, the best you'd do is to take caution, learn and blend.


Dem no dey tell man, na him dey decide by himself wen matter don set.

Enjoy my siggy

We wey run leave school where una wan make we serve?

The day wey we manage go school na im teacher and him wife fight, she cum kill am, school come dismiss away....

Abeg me I wan serve oo, I don sew my uniform. Kemi Adeosun no know work.

Ghost mode...dem no dey see us..
E dey my siggy
Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.

Ehen?

What's the news here?

He's coming unopposed and if opposed he'll win with an earth slide.

You wanna argue with me? Go check history and read some more.

E don tey wey nyansh dey back but my story is on my siggy

osazsky:
d guy is a learner,e Nerva start celebration them dey complain when men like mobuto seseko,sharks from Zulu kingdom and all kings in southafrica they come,Ghana president,Cameron,Kenya,Liberia almost all ambassadors how igbinedion take they attract dignitaries from all over the world come Benin beats my imagination, how I wish I could b like him

You be obhi epaaa...I carry nyansh up take hail you sir....

Which side you kak? Airport road or upper?

One love sir

He had better be and remained your president online...

Enough will soon be enough..

Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.

Enjoy my siggy

emeijeh:
But September 11th is still 2 days away.


Happy birthday to the business mogul of Okada,
The Esama of the universe

Person wey dey celebrate him birthday according to him age?

This one na 84 days straight celebration. Ask people wey know how far..


You better carry you shokoto dey come Benin come form "celebrants family".

You are unsecured and only tried to prove a point.

It's no ill wish bro, but I know you'd work to make sure you get another one over her aside succeeding in marrying her, going forward.

It's a very gentle and unwritten boy code.

Na the long one wey tall forget sense for let I blame, she suppose know say no be small something like say she no allow greed envelope her grey matter like the most of them are.

Enjoy your conquest while it lasts bro...

Go to my siggy

lozanni:
Alright, I will do that now. I enjoy reading mystery stories and events.

Cool bro...i talk what we all can relate to/with on a daily...

It might interest y'all to know that there are loads of women out there who pray on a daily for there husbands not to make it and if he must make it, it should be minimal. Why, you'd be forced to ask?

In their sick warped mind, when you 'hammer' they'd lose control of you. Can you beat that?

I don't enjoy talking either am I set out in a bashing rendevouz, the truth is I damn whatever and whoever to tell and teach a cause.

I've got siblings on here, my daughter comes on here whenever she feels up to it and I have people who know me because the book I wrote on my siggy has denied me my privacy, but who cares and what gives, I'd rather educate people than cower down and watch without taking a stand.

If I'm a liar or one who craves undue attention I'm always open here for a debate.

I get threat messages but remain unfazed. I'll keep keeping it real.

Still typing

Ikopimazzz:
Well spoken(abi written)...!

Thank you joor..the two follow no fear...lol

lozanni:
. Funny guy. I admire the way you are able to handle the presence of two of them on NL.

Hahaha...

Oga the secret is you cheat they suspect you and you die, you don't cheat they will think you are crazy not to be caught cheating and she you might.

Be following me I'll drop the topic on how I woke up to find my ex-significant other pouring water or whatever i know not on me and chanting incantations while I slept.

My present significant other doesn't even know about this...she'll read about it here...

In the physical world, I'm a shy laid back person. I observe more than I talk but things wey my eyes don see a only write I fit to write them.

This is why I enjoy writing.

I don't tell stories for the sake of them, I leave confirmable by way of names and addresses.

I'm too straight up even for my liking...

Lol

Hahahahaha...

Y'all funny like my cocky cap aswear....

Drop their names brother.

Stop making the young like me think you guys are a confused self-serving, power drunk egomaniacs which you obviously are, hence the confusion in your fold.
Stand up and correct the narrative guy.

While I am not affiliated to any of y'all but the truth is"

Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, himself an watch night work e give himself."

I remember you so like just yesterday as a minister of state for education...his ego for your state.

Enjoy my brother.

Na nature way, karma go help us deal with of una...

Enjoy my siggy


Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.

sisisioge:
Gaby, stop beating yourself. Your friend is apparently not a bright man, the juju is obviously fake and your friendship is bullsheet! Stop thinking about it at all!

Here is my advice: for the uptenth time, call him and explain your reasoning about his business yo him. In fact, you could ask him to see you off to speak with a business development consultant you paid for just so he would hear from a third party. If situation remains the same, then just leave him be...he's one of those money has missed road to.

Again, don't beat yourself, that particular juju is scam! Cheers.

You are appreciated sis...

charles009:
You are mouthed.

Na follow come...lemme leave these guys that have chosen to be buried by their parents alone.

Na nl here i go read una story. I go pay Seun to leave una obituary for front page for a full year just to educate the up and coming.

Fly wey stubborn na im dey follow dead body enter grave.

Peace out reasonabke mates

Princeofnigeria:
may peace be taken away from you.



In 14days time you won't be having the freedom to type on faceless forum And insult people.


If this didn't happen know I'm not called

.

Na people wey dey read una one-liner poor English believe una I blame for this wahala wey we never know how to quell. And then our thieving politicians come go go play enter una hand with the Chinese making techno phones available for dunderheads like you guys to even know what the world wide web means, what a pitiable pity.

I'm going to flatter you with a Lil story..

If only our politicians will act right just for once and help us demystify these lies and excuses they are helping to fuel, we would stop having liabilities like the two potential victims of this thread disturbing sane and hard-working people roaming about the earth.

Now let's assume that our politicians who have made themselves shamefully available as a willing tool for excuses are truly the reason why you have chosen to be a scumbag and a curse to humanity? What happened to the many bushes and forests that abound in our Edo and Delta villages, where you could easily channel your anger and frustration by taking to farming and being productive to yourselves and humanity without any let or hindrances. I know them, these are people from our villages who never thought they'd smell the white ma:s creature moving on all fours (car).

The difference between you two goats and I is that, while I found myself circumstantially tied up in this wayward lifestyle, I had vehemently refused to accept the status quo and saw it as a way of life.

I set out about using the opportunity it afforded to better my writing and speaking skills and today what you read from me is hugely a resultant effect of that.

While I was in the shameless trade, there was still some sort of decorum and honour amongst thieves unlike the two asswipes trolling me here.

We had offices you'd believe were up to some good until you had been made to part with your hard earned life's sweat before you'd know you have just entered a one chance.

In my time, you have to earn the right to pick the office phone or respond to an email from your box. Yes we were the shoe shiners, that was the name for apprentice thieves.

Being gifted to write, I started responding to I and my mates emails on my first day on the job and my chairman was shocked and impressed. He immediately called for a meeting and said he was going to make me the vice chairman. The way and manner in which i declined his offer made him look stupid. When big big brother dem surround me wey don dey do 419 from belle come?

To these two knuckleheads, you'd be shocked to find out your mummy/daddy are my contemporaries swear.

Im tired of typing, would have continued and tell you a story you'd have loved to pay for to read, but won't find to buy because it has been sold out...just for free and in a bid to help your miserable lives.

Monkeys, I registered my first email 20 years ago, its a Hotmail account and still active. I remember then in Morocco, I'd attend to one customer in my salon and run to the internet cafe to quell my curiosity at a wonder I had never seen before i left Nigeria. All i did at the cafe was watch porn and then i later graduated to knowing how to create an email addy even though there was no one then that i knew with an addy to do a mail to.

And then i signed into nl in 2006 when I'm very sure the two idiots weren't deposited yet in their whoring mothers wombs.

Before now i come in here read stuffs, have a laugh at the reasonable and comical, then move on. A lot of people like me abound here, they come in read, shake their heads at the ignorant and move on.

I decided to be more active because of the cause i have chosen upon myself.

God forbid i, sir P to grace the surface of this earth and exit without leaving a mark?

E no fit happen.

For you two ignoramus, I'd plead you guys to repent, see me as one who understands your lights and turn a new leaf.

I won't be happy if your parents end up burying you like the guy in this story instead of the other way round.

If una like make una continue dey insult me.

I wrote a book, its in my siggy.

DeSepiero:
All these money making organizations, them put we Africans into total confusion ...

The gullible eyes go clear one day..