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Crime › Re: How I Witnessed An Acquaintance Bury charms At His Hotel by gaby(op): 7:02pm On Sep 08, 2018
ernieboy:
after the charm did his biz turn around or was it still same?
My brother, mismanagement is his case. I saw no turnarounds o, he might have an opposing view but definitely none of my business. I kinda keep a distance stylishly.
Crime › Re: Two Ladies Fight Over ATM In Benin City, Edo by gaby(m): 7:00pm On Sep 08, 2018
Franchise21:
If you know, you know
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Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Pencils Used In American Schools (Photos) by gaby(m): 6:59pm On Sep 08, 2018
CynthiaChi:
I doubt I can collaborate on the topic considering I'm yet to read it... Just read an excerpt from the book... It looks like a promising read...
Very cool quote... It kinda reminds me of the 'I came, I saw, I conquered' quote.... but yours is much more explicit and I can identify with that
Thanks..
Crime › Re: Man Burns His Brother's Child's Breast & Face With Hot Iron In Bayelsa (Graphic) by gaby(m):
He needs to be sodomised with a pretty hot boiling ring.

Can you just imagine this guy as a politician.

This is where we are as a people/nation and what we contend with on a daily.

Heartless, evil humans all around.

If those pictures are truly the young girl's mammaries, he must have been sexually abusing her too.

I even blame Nepa wey give the guy light sef

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Accused Of Faking Miracles In South Africa (2016) by gaby(m): 5:57pm On Sep 08, 2018
A story like this made the headlines even here aeons ago...


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Celebrities › Re: Kaycee Ichie Oguejiofor: If Harrysong Dies, He Will Be Remembered For Greed by gaby(m): 5:53pm On Sep 08, 2018
Hmmm

Oga manager, this table you are shaking...one leg no good ooo, don't allow it fall ooo

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Celebrities › Re: You're Ungrateful And Disloyal To Everyone Who Helped You - Harrysong Ex Manager by gaby(m): 5:50pm On Sep 08, 2018
Hmm...

One of the legs of the table you are shaking is bad ooh Manager.


Okay na

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Celebrities › Re: Seyi Law Shows His House Interior, As He Shares New Photos Of His Daughter by gaby(m): 5:42pm On Sep 08, 2018
I honestly think this Seyi guy needs to quit putting his girl out there for public ridicule and unpleasant memes.

Beautiful kid and nice decor...she's growing into a fine girl..

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Crime › Re: Married Women Strip Unclad, Fight Dirty Over ‘Lover Boy’ Widower In Anambra by gaby(m):
l refuse to believe this story knowing how dubious Nigerian bloggers are.

If at all this incidence happened as reported with the above pix, trust me its either Zimbabwe or Kenya judging from the background of the pix...lol

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Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.
Food › Re: Man Seen Playing Football With A Goat In Ondo (Video) by gaby(m): 5:31pm On Sep 08, 2018
This guy is the real GOAT not Messi.

Messi is still an apprentice where this guy is.

Messi plays with a Dog and this Nigerian GOAT plays with a fellow goat.

grin

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Politics › Re: International Literacy Day: Obaseki Harps On Complementary Literacy, Skills Devt by gaby(m): 5:27pm On Sep 08, 2018
PhilipIdaghosa:
International Literacy Day: Obaseki Harps On Complementary Literacy, Skills Devt Initiatives

The Edo State Governor, Godwin Obaseki has called for a complementary approach to education in such a manner that literacy and skills are developed simultaneously to avert a situation where the country will have a deficit of skilled hands amidst a largely literate population.

The governor said this in commemoration of the International Literacy Day marked every September 8, by the United Nations Education Scientific and Cultural Organisation (UNESCO), and other organs of the United Nations.

The governor said it has become imperative to place emphasis on skills development due to the low yearly turnout of skilled workforce from Technical and Vocational Education and Training (TVET) institutions in the country, which leads to Nigeria’s worrying indices on unemployment.

According to him, “In the wake of Nigeria’s troubling unemployment figures, we have to be bold to state quiet clearly and frankly that the way forward is to groom technical hands, especially as we are a developing country, which needs all the technical expertise to grow the economy and drive industrialisation.

“We have long realised this in Edo State, which is why we are revamping the Benin Technical College now Government Science and Technical College, to become a world-class institute to groom the best of hands for technical work within and outside the state.”

He said that this year’s theme for the International Literacy Day celebration, Literacy and Skills Development, is in line with the government’s plans to ensure that the youths in the state are provided platforms to develop their skills in different technical fields to contribute to the state’s development.

“The Nigeria Demographic Health Survey (NDHS) in 2013 showed that 84.1 percent women and 92. 5 per cent of men in Edo are literate, which are above the national average. Much as this is encouraging, we are also not relenting in grooming young ones on the best of technical education in traditional vocations as well as in digital literacy for jobs in the emerging technology ecosystem in the state.

On this year’s theme, the UN said, “Despite progress made, literacy challenges persist, and at the same time the demands for skills required for work, evolve rapidly.

“This year's theme explores integrated approaches that simultaneously support the development of literacy and skills, to ultimately improve people’s lives and work and contribute to equitable and sustainable societies. The day focuses on skills and competencies required for employment, careers, and livelihoods, particular technical and vocational skills, along with transferable skills and digital skills.”
Tell the Governor to buy my books for schools in the state. Protection of your interest is sure in the deal...holla

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Politics › Re: Adekunle Akinlade Emerges APC Ogun Governorship Candidate by gaby(m): 5:21pm On Sep 08, 2018
Fine man.


No be my state wey dey always prop up people wey their face be like mortuary attendants. Na me g break the jinx, it has been signed sealed and delivered. grin

I no call name oo

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Crime › Re: Lady Beaten For Stealing A Pot Of Food From The Stove In Lagos by gaby(m): 5:17pm On Sep 08, 2018
joyfullyjoyous:
This is a clear case of psychosis.
Hunger induced psychosis.

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Crime › Re: Lady Beaten For Stealing A Pot Of Food From The Stove In Lagos by gaby(m): 5:16pm On Sep 08, 2018
Iscoalarcon:
G for gaby
Shuooo what happiiiiiiin?

Una don reach here?

I no dey Naija oo, i dey road dey waka g Europe.

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Crime › Re: Lady Beaten For Stealing A Pot Of Food From The Stove In Lagos by gaby(m): 5:15pm On Sep 08, 2018
Iscoalarcon:
N for Nairaland
grin
Crime › Re: Lady Beaten For Stealing A Pot Of Food From The Stove In Lagos by gaby(m): 5:10pm On Sep 08, 2018
Oh noooo, I feel so bad.

She should have asked instead of stealing. That might be the owner's widows mite who knows, hence the anger vented upon her.

Kai...Hunger is terrible.


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Pets › Re: Would You Allow Your Dog To Kill A Thief/Robber In Your Home? by gaby(m): 5:05pm On Sep 08, 2018
He would have to finish the work he started oh and I'll make sure he cracks, swallows all the bones and mops the floor spotless with his tongue.
Then, he'd be grounded indoors for a while.

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Crime › Re: Two Ladies Fight Over ATM In Benin City, Edo by gaby(m): 4:55pm On Sep 08, 2018
This is Sterling Bank at Adesuwa road.

My fellow NLers and Nigerians, please accept my unreserved apologies on behalf of these duos.

The honest truth is, no be ATM cause fight.

Obaseki no dey share money and Ghana burgers wey dey pay before no see burger fry again. To make matters worse I don use my book wey dey my siggy warn dem not to go Europe for eheen again, so body dey pepper aunty dem

I hail una.

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Crime › Re: Joseph Ebowemen In Court For Impregnating & Aborting His 15-Year-Old Niece Baby by gaby(m): 4:29pm On Sep 08, 2018
See him face like uncircumcised dick cap...

Monkey...

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Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by gaby(m): 4:26pm On Sep 08, 2018
pp802:
Give me the link.

Thanks smiley
You got mail..
Celebrities › Re: Lilian Afegbai Reveals 26 As Her Age, Fans Blast Her by gaby(m): 4:20pm On Sep 08, 2018
The my age is even on google sounds so funny.

Aunty, na google born you abi na na google issue your birth certificate. lol

Na waaaa...

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Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky: I Wasn't Deported Or Banned From UK. I Returned To Get The Right Visa by gaby(m): 4:12pm On Sep 08, 2018
Welcome back home bob the builder. At least you went, saw and got conquered. Try again.

Na the guy wey buy the first class ticket I pity him account balance.

You should have consulted me on how to travel in a ghost mode.

Ghost mode, dem no dey see we....lol


So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book in my siggy...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Speaks After His Deportation From UK by gaby(m): 4:00pm On Sep 08, 2018
checkolatunji:
I no like you awsear grin
Hahahaha...you must like me by force o...na me and you..
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Attorney General Orders CBN Fines Paid Into Suspicious Account!! by gaby(m): 2:00pm On Sep 08, 2018
This is what I call gbege of the highest order.

Make America even loan us bwoda Donald for four seasons abeg.

Na wahala we dey oo and na we be the wahala oo
Celebrities › Re: Mompha, His Wife And Children Fly First Class To India (Photos) by gaby(m): 1:58pm On Sep 08, 2018
kirchofff:
how do I get it?
Contact me on watsapp through my profile. Print copies will be out next week..
Politics › Re: Are Nigerian Youths Truly Ready To Run Or Just Ranting?, By Dele Momodu by gaby(m): 1:23pm On Sep 08, 2018
anayolity:
One of the foolish youth I was talking about!!!
Well, my good hunch is telling me you are indeed Bob Dee, if yes, I am deeply and sincerely apologetic for my outlash to your initial submission.

You probably misread me. Had the Davidos song playing in my head while I wrote, hence the text you read.

Never been and will never be in my character to talk back at or insult the elders.

But if my hunches be wrong and you ain't Bob Dee, my initial prayers for you is doubled, remains and very potent.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha, His Wife And Children Fly First Class To India (Photos) by gaby(m): 1:18pm On Sep 08, 2018
kirchofff:
bros how much is your book in naira, don't have time for amazon wahala
Much thanks bro, it's 1,200#
Politics › Re: Are Nigerian Youths Truly Ready To Run Or Just Ranting?, By Dele Momodu by gaby(m):
anayolity:
You're just another useless Zombie... So painful that you even write books!!
Na real wa for wire road.

You no reach to waste the energy wey I take dey write on.

An irrevocable Curse is what I Decree and declare on you, yours and all that relates to you this morning and forever.

I might come back for you with a detailed prayer make no mistake, but just make do with this for now.

You never know who you dey quote. Go ask your papa about me...na me and am play monkey post that year.

I suffer dem no fools to thrive.

I grab 'em by the balls, squeeze and snuff dem outta their misery of living with the sane minds.

May ogun wipe you off the face of the earth.

Now run along and be happy that I replied to your vitriol.

Abi na Bob Dee be dis? If na him no vex oo na the way you take pass the ball to me I take cross am wey e enter throw-in.
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Politics › Re: I ‘ll Clinch PDP Presidential Ticket—saraki by gaby(m): 10:59am On Sep 08, 2018
LadyExcellency:
John McCain, Kerry, Hillary and Obama etc did just that on some occasions in United States of America.

Yet, Americans never complained
Very good! We should also learn how not to embezzle everybody's money in satisfaction of our greedy interests while we are at it copying from the Americans.

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Crime › Re: How Emeka Ugwuonye Dpa Founder Is Scamming People Of Their Money by gaby(m): 10:48am On Sep 08, 2018
Lol...I laugh in tongues.

Akin to due process of the highest bidder.

Na women full the Due process ooo, you can look it up.

Please this is in no way a bashing on women on the group who have genuine cases and have been denied proper justice. I see it just the way I see nairaland.

Ugwuonye is a feminist and this is my personal opinion. Apologies to all women standing up and fighting for a right cause.

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Politics › Re: See A Road Like Death Trap In Kwara by gaby(m): 10:39am On Sep 08, 2018
And Saraki is warming up to come to repair Nigeria.

The joke is on them.

Abeg make we dey push am dey go until the saviour comes. The saviour won't toil as much as these present pretenders to the throne are currently doing, trust me on this.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man And Cameroonians Held In Iraq After Bad Business Deal. Photos by gaby(m): 10:24am On Sep 08, 2018
Una market don sell and set well.

Enjoy the fame plus consequence.

Shameless lots.

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