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Newboss:
Do you guys even know that uninstalling a tracker is one of the easiest things in the world?

Just drive the car to one corner, scan the car for the tracker, uninstall it and zoom off.

Tracker is for local ignorant thieves

Thanks for sharing your intelligent know-how bro.

Kudos and keep up the wonderful work.

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This is what happens when you take the marxim "two heads are better than one" literally.

You should have known that the saying meant "two matured good heads with better ororo are better than one"

I'll agree with you if it's not because he isn't sharing everybody's money to the few of you and your gang like you had been accustomed to.

We all must enjoy the evil together.

If you lots had done well, Bubu wouldn't have had a topic to campaign or seek election with. He would have remained quietly in his forced retirement.

Una never start lamentation.

Time to feel what the people have always felt over the years, which they have ironically seem to get used to.

Na una wey just start to learn work e dey pepper for body.

You better learn to face the work of suffering and smiling before it gets too late oo.


So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book in my siggy...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...

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Wonderful and a great feat. I rejoice with you my sister and thanks for making us proud.

See you soon for a drink over my success story too.

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Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.

Lol... Ghana dey learn work, dem no know say na tabbing our parents take train us for Nigeria wey make our insults dey smell when we release am.

Anybody dey here wey do wording wen him small? Lol
Those who did will understand. 'Twas very common in my region of Niger Delta. Eg : Tall you no tall, short you no short, you dey use ladder clim climb maggie. Na parents dey suffer for our yabis.

So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book in my siggy...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...

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Stay safe guys...

So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...
Depression is real and a condition you can't touch, feel or describe, but yet deadlier than anything else you could imagine.

I lived depression but thankfully got one over it.

Will do a piece on this silent killer which has driven many into perfecting the art of knotting up a noose as they hopelessly take that last walk to a their " personal gallows", or better still taking along with them, the unwilling.

Let love reign and lead.

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Welcome back home bob the builder. At least you went, saw and got conquered. Try again.

Na the guy wey buy the first class ticket I pity him account balance.

You should have consulted me on how to travel in a ghost mode.

Ghost mode, dem no dey see we....lol


So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book in my siggy...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...


Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.

Lol

Centurial joke....ifahear?

You want to arrest and prosecute the same people funding you, and for whom most of your staffs are working.

I'd be glad to see that happen in Nigeria.

So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book in my siggy...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...

These smugglers are obviously clever and smart by half.

They should have concealed tomatoes, pepper, Maggi, salt and vegetable oil alongside the rice in the car's engine bay, so that by what time they have arrived their destination after successfully eluding the customs, Rice and correct steamed stew would have been ready for celebrations.

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Very amazing.

Make e use am prepare correct chicken UKODO den step am down with pure water.

Bottled water for Nigeria na scam.

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CynthiaChi:
Wow... You are really into 'the irregular migrant' judging from your signature.. Cool

Yeah my dear sister and very much open to collaborations on the topic.

So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book in my siggy...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...

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Another device is out there to help them track and recover the vehicle even though the interior will never be the same again due to pilfering.

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Babyforever:
But you don old ooooo

Yes, Old, all greyed up and looking sexier than ever.

You should be about the same age as my second daughter..

ifyalways:
Why not contact one of your sugar mommies for help ?

Shiooor

Hahhaha aunty, what did your FBI radar pick up?

Babyforever:
You this benin boy wey trek go Europe you never come back

Hahaha...I still dey road my sister you go see me soon.

This guy needs to tell his story in full before anyone would be able to pass a verdict.

We are not all kids here thankfully.

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You raised some very salient and important points in your statement, especially with the zoning thing.

However, One would have expected you to have taken this up as a cause you truly stood for/against and make frantic noise about this anomaly in the past 19 years that you were a member of the said PDP.

I would have believed in you, seen you as one who stands for a cause and vigorously campaigned for you.

So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book in my siggy...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...

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Quit with the delusional chest-beating hype my brother.

The question you should be asking is 'What is Nigeria today, With Nigeria/Nigerians'?

I might be a patriot but certainly, not one who would mistake fantasy for reality.

Never in my character. I am a realist.

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What da......

Fucking too gruesome and graphic.

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Believe the inept rogues at your peril. Take personal measures to safeguard yourselves.

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The same Ghanaians that once flooded Nigeria in the 70's and 80's selling puff puff, bread, shoemakers and prostitutes before the ghana must go saga. I actually learnt to eat banku with geisha from them back in the days.

They are boldly taking this action because they are certain we lack any retaliatory powers that'll hurt or affect them immensely.

How are we descended so low as a joke in the comity of nations?

So help us, God.

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Nice one and very commendable. Keep blazing, repping and flying the flag.

Proud of you guys...

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mapet:
If you are any ways smart, you would have looked for that press release before you jumped to ignorant conclusions on what you know nothing about.

You made dumb statements, when you were educated, instead of you to swallow your useless pride and learn, you started feeling intimidated. Let me make it harder for you, it is obvious you lack exposure either corporate or academic. Things that are basic you don't know. You think emotional blackmail serves any useful purpose?

You sabi speak English and believe your self-hype ba...

I refused to waste my time hold up in between the walls of a classroom in quest of intelligence or wisdom, I simply went about self-learning.

But guess what? I'll make a mincemeat and a huge folly of you, your certificate and over-inflated ego.

I will teach you the true meaning of civility and decorum since you are deficient in both.

Melian:
You have written well.

Bless you sis, much thanks.

Some arrogant self-acclaimed intellectuals on the forum are just pissing me off this beautiful morning, but I'm refusing to yield to their spoiler nature.

They go acting as if they bought intelligence or wisdom from school. I proudly tell them, the likes of them are one reason I feel I never missed out much wasting my precious time held up in between the walls of a classroom.

Self-tutorial is doing it for me.

When person keep quiet dey form gentleman dem think say e no get word to talk. Dumb man get things for mind to talk na him condition make am dey keep quiet.

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southernbelle:
Truth is between 3-6 months after this scare, they will all go back to being incompetent and continue playing Candy Crush and Solitaire in their offices. There will be no continuity in monitoring or proper research carried out - they will probably even falsify reports that won't be accessible to the general public.
Sad!

We know how the idiots with an over-bloated ego and self, are a bunch of incompetent and educated illiterates like the dude trying to curse me out on the other thread.

All dim-wits.

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Graphic...

Seems like an old story though.

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mapet:
If you are any ways smart, you would have looked for that press release before you jumped to ignorant conclusions on what you know nothing about.

You made dumb statements, when you were educated, instead of you to swallow your useless pride and learn, you started feeling intimidated. Let me make it harder for you, it is obvious you lack exposure either corporate or academic. Things that are basic you don't know. You think emotional blackmail serves any useful purpose?

I feel so sorry for you dude. You are obviously irredeemable.

God forbid I get educated by some dimwit like you, I'd pass on your education and fly with self-tutorials.

Keep feeling fly and believing your self-acclaimed knowledge and authority on tremor/earthquake issues.

Una go waste money for school finish dey think say dem dey sell intelligence or wisdom for school. Monkey.

https://www.nairaland.com/4721553/fg-purchases-n50m-earthquake-monitoring#71004788

Get on that link and enjoy your stupidity.

Your fellow bufoons you were boldly defending obviously hadn't an idea what was happening because as you can read fro that thread, they hadn't the required types of equipment to make a sense of what was happening.

Onye ara.

Go enjoy my siggy and get some sense oponu.

Hahahaha...Nigeria my country, the biggest joke that ever liveth amongst the comity of nations. What a shame.

And one brother like that on a related thread was trying to be clever with me by half, reeling out big sounding words and supposed acronyms for agencies saddled with such responsibilities not knowing they were empty edifices where rogues are congregated in the guise of carrying out some professional job.

He was even telling me they had a standard procedure of communication. SPC indeed.

I wonder where they quickly purchased the types of equipment from within 72 hours (hopefully not fro Alaba Market or a guise to embezzle some money) and when they'll get operational.

Bufoons

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Davido boy, why are you taunting and mocking us? Keep shaking the table.

Waiting for my learned mates to come give you a well-deserved rebuttal soon.

So, this is a quote I made at the end of my book in my siggy...

"By what time the battle is over and my time on earth is come to an end, I'd love to be remembered as one who saw, identified, believed in and fought for a cause that is just".

What cause have you taken upon you to see through folks...

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I learnt you got a senatorial form as well. If you were indeed this sure, you should have jettisoned the idea of a back-up in the form of a senatorial form.

I wonder if you are the only learned man in your constituency or State.

Arrogant, power-drunk rogues.

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Are you a politician or know anyone running for an elective position, one who cares about the youths and their well being in his State/ Constituency? Are you an NGO, an individual or business organisation who would want to make an impression on the youths by way of your CSR while also having an opportunity to create an image for yourself, business and organisation as one who refused to watch and not take action while the youths are wasting away. You have an opportunity to order for customised copies of my book in my signature. I am offering you a chance to put a picture of you or your organisation with the words" copy sponsored and supported by you/organisation" for distribution as you desire.
There is no better way to get your campaign statement or vision out there than through this book. There is no smarter way to advertise your business than this opportunity.
My contact is on my profile. Spread the word and let's take a stand and leave an indelible mark on the sands of history.