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Autos › A Scania Trailer-tipper In Perfect Condition For Sale by gaby(op): 2:14pm On Mar 07, 2007
A scania Trailer-tipper in a very good condition for sale, its with a bucket like the one in picture below

Asking Price : 7 Million Naira

Properties › Re: World's Biggest Project by gaby(m): 9:16pm On Mar 02, 2007
Tsunami is like a thief in the nite prowling the surface of the sea seeking whom to devour, They are busy doing the same thing in space,a whole lot of construction work is going on in space right now belive me folks,
Properties › Re: Properties To Lease And Sale by gaby(m): 9:13pm On Mar 02, 2007
My dear friend all these your properties to lease and sell na die oooh OBJ and ATIKU dem no dey nairaland ooooh shuooooooooo bros easy na abeg,
Romance › Shy To Visit The Wc To Empty Your Bowels When Your Boy/girl Friend Is Around? by gaby(op): 4:23pm On Mar 02, 2007
Got an experience to share on this topic but will hold it up until i see comments rolling in, funny though yet true, who's experienced this or still going through it, lets hear your views on this peeps,

Hope this is the right thread for this topic if not my apologies Mr Admin
Christianity Etc › Re: Video: T.B Joshua Raises A Man From The Dead by gaby(m): 2:50pm On Mar 01, 2007
Na wa oooh i pity that volunteer man well well the old man recieve enough blows and beating, Abegy make una waka far with una yeye levels,
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Pastors Children Often Embrace Cultism, Prostitution, Etc? by gaby(m): 2:20pm On Feb 28, 2007
macalurs:
It's funny when people talk like they know anything, when truly they know just a tea-spoon full.

To everyone that made a post here saying the devil attacks pastors through their children, how many times were u a pastor with kids, or did u ever meet the devil? oh no it get's worse: how many of u are actually pastors children?

If someone here has taken a course in psychology, someone'd know the term "hard-wire". A hard wire is a simple code that drives or restricts someone automatically.

I'm a pastor's son. let me tell u what it was like in just one word: HELL. Did anyone of u ever say to himself: "I'll never grow up to be like my father!"? Well that was my hardwire. Why?

My father set his moral standards. He preached in church and everyone thot he was an angel. But he had an anger disorder. He needed help. Instead of cautioning me when I did wrong, he'd use me as the topic of his sermon, which made the members treat me like the devil. Funny enough whatever u put into someone is what u get out.
Instead of trying to correct me, he spent all that time trying to show the world I was evil. At age 7, if u were me who exactly would u want to be like-- jesus? your pastor-dad? God forbid.

See it's awesome to castigate especially when it aint u, for chrissakes it's fun. Growing up, all I wanted to do was disapear. I was 18 when I left the house and I'm out of the house for good. My parents drove me away from christianity, when they thot they were actually "doing their best". I and my younger sister were the deviants from the norm. But my dad never hit my sister as much as he lov'd to hit me. He'd hit me so hard so the neighbors would know he was trying his best; and when I got 'tough' and wouldn't cry, he hit me so hard u would know someone was dying just so everyone would know I was his problem. I do have anger problems myself right now, but I'm working on it. I didn't turn atheist yet but my dad had more flaws than me, he just didn't know.

before u point a finger, try thinking with both sides of your brain, it helps.
This is just a cap of the story of my life as a pastor's son and believe you me i am no longer religiously inclined, I really dont give a hoot what anyone here thinks but wake up peeps its my life and i chose to live it the way i deem fit for me, i just dont believe in blending with the crowd going with a religion thats been used selfishly by so many to the chagrain of a multitude of people all in the name of what i dont know, Personally i believe all religions are just top top over-rated,yes i said it, I've chosen not to go blindly with anyone be it my parents or whoever with something that really is unconvincing to me, i've been there seen all and done it all so the issue of pastors children this and that are just uncalled for there's nuttin special about them you wont believe what goes on within the pastors house on a daily basis and you will be sitting there waiting on the pastor on a sunday to come tell you what to do to go to heaven and then expect his kids to be all holy and saintly, B.S
Romance › Re: Black American Man In Disasterous Relationship With Nigeria Women by gaby(m): 2:13pm On Feb 27, 2007
Hey bro please understand that the picture created by this scum-bag isnt a true picture of all Nigerian women, she is simply a stupid egoistic and selfish predator lurking around and seeking an innocent dude to take advantage of, Please take this from me No Nigerian dude would take that shiit from here for no reason she'd have gotten her ass kicked and thrown on the street for her ingratitude believe me bro,

You are beign taken advantage of here and you need to hit back at her or else she would insist on having things go or done her own way,

Wish you the best !!
Business › Re: 30ton Truck For Hire by gaby(m): 12:18pm On Feb 26, 2007
Hey Bro, Sorry for the late response not been on in a while if u are still in need of the truck get in touch with me by email and lets discuss further , take care
Business › Re: 30ton Truck For Hire by gaby(m): 3:32pm On Feb 20, 2007
Contact me on my yim i have a 30 ton truck,
Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu's Interview On Hardtalk! by gaby(m): 12:06pm On Feb 17, 2007
@Poster

I saw the interview on Hardtalk and i had wanted to start a thread on it but good you did cos i couldnt stop laughing at the guys igbolized grammar, the part that got my ribs cracking was the one below:

What is the source of your wealth?

The thief was just stuttering and shocked at the question that he had to think up something to say and when he succeeded in opening his mouth he was like Biz-Trading, LIAR LIAR
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 11:28am On Feb 17, 2007
, lol @justkunmi
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:52pm On Feb 16, 2007
Yo mama's knock-kneed, Yo daddy's bo-legged, and when they walk down the street they spell OK.

Yo mama's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I ate before I came over."


Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.


Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.


Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased.


Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:49pm On Feb 16, 2007
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday.


If Yo mama had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.


Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.

Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps.

Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:49pm On Feb 16, 2007
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday.


If Yo mama had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.


Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.

Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:46pm On Feb 16, 2007
Yo mama's such a ho, when you step on her feet her legs pop open.
Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's blind talkin' bout seeing is believing.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:42pm On Feb 16, 2007

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."


Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.



Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:41pm On Feb 16, 2007

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.


Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.


Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:40pm On Feb 16, 2007
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.


Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:31pm On Feb 16, 2007
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by gaby(m): 2:27pm On Feb 16, 2007
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Politics › Re: African Leaders/rulers Caught On Camera by gaby(m): 10:49am On Feb 16, 2007
Ewus, Mumu people, whatever is been discussed there is none of their business they are there thinking of what next to steal and fell alseep in the process, lol
Properties › Re: Cheap Properties Available For Sales. Hurry Now by gaby(m): 10:43am On Feb 16, 2007
Cheap properties indeed, lil wonder the prices are quoted in "Naire"in place of "Naira", you try well well,
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Nigeria The Most Religious Country! by gaby(m): 3:35pm On Feb 15, 2007
The honest answer to your question is simply not far-fetched and i type in bold "POVERTY", If It were possible for Nigerians to have the kind of life-style obtainable in most not-so religious countries believe you me most Nigerians wont be scared to tell you there is nothing like God, Why would you be looking up to heaven when almost all you need in your day to day life are readily available to you, It's just simple to know that Nigerians out of desperation and hopelessness have decided that since the state has failed them in almost all facets of life the only resort and consolation will be to be looking up to heaven to a God arranged by the white man as a tool to successfully carry out their nefarious act of slave-trade, The white folks look at us blacks and laugh their asses out knowing and seeing that the idea they sold to us has been so embraced and taken to by us that you would believe it was our idea in the first place,

This is my take and my personal opinion.I respect other people's views and beliefs and so no one should come in here and start bashing me for believing what i believe and stating my views,

One love
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by gaby(m): 12:19am On Feb 15, 2007
Hey Muki

Longest time i dey my sister just chilling, Good nite
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by gaby(m): 12:05am On Feb 15, 2007
Akolawole,

You obviously need some more tutoring on the rules of the game, The pass that led to the second penalty was obviously no offside cos the Goal Keeper was still in Arsenal's half , the build up to the last goal was almost under the same circumstances too only difference been that the goalie was still standing on his own half, A great game it was all in all The bolton goalie was just over-worked today, A new wonder kid on the block DENILSON fabrepass watch out, Adiere keep it up, Ade you are becoming the player we want you to be upfront,

One luv Gunners!!!!!!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: sccc by gaby(m): 12:05pm On Feb 14, 2007
The founder and head of that church is a member of Nairaland the one and only reverend, so you guys are the peeps posing nude on his website??what a shame you all are a bunch of disgrace,
Adverts › Re: I Need Tipper Transporters To Partner With by gaby(m): 11:28am On Feb 14, 2007
Hey bro wats up ,

Thought you had your tel number put up there but you can get in touch with me on yim i've got some tippers and it would be cool partnering with ya, contact me so we can discuss further,
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria Football Friendly by gaby(m): 11:34pm On Feb 06, 2007
Shameless people i wonder how im gonna face my Ghanaian Neighbours here after all the much tlks about whipping their asses,
Jokes Etc › A New Leaked Video Showing Saddam After Beign Hanged by gaby(op): 11:00am On Feb 01, 2007
Literature › Re: Sidney Sheldon Is Dead. by gaby(m): 4:28pm On Jan 31, 2007
Awwwww papa sheldon Rest in Peace, the greatest author ever we'll miss your writtings,
Family › Re: Would You Abort? Advice Someone To Abort? Is Abortion Murder? by gaby(m): 1:50am On Jan 25, 2007
Softee:
I disagree totally. When a woman conceives, her body is no longer hers. It is the babys, afterall the baby did not ask to be concieved. I have seen a lot of programmes on drug-babies and i have seen the harsh reality of life but may i remind you that even mothers that are not on drugs have sick babies. IT IS LIFE. Abortion cannot be justified FULL STOP!!

PS. I live in london and right now they are showing american idol. One of the singers was a drug baby and she looks pretty good to me with a beautiful voice. Its called HOPE my dear, with hope anybody can get through anything. Abortion is murder, an easy way out!
@SOFTEE

Thanks for your sweet lovely easier said than talk, were you there when she was going through all what she had to go through in life in the name of your hope or whatever, please lets be real , do you know how many like her are on the streets as we are talking right now with no hope according to you, how many have you picked up from the streets on your way home from work because you are hopeful, this is one thing about Nigerians you read too much more than what you are taught, the white man wont tell you anything about hope even though he taught you the word `HOPE`but you always take word from what they mean on the surface, but you fail to remember that the word hope might mean in this context that you are not supposed to give yourself room to be in a position to be waiting on the word HOPE according to you because you must have had all opportunity to have avoided been in this position of waiting on hope and giving your child the name HOPE, hope you got my drift,
Romance › Re: Me,my Pastor,and The Big Secret by gaby(m): 11:09am On Jan 24, 2007
Im suprised some folks here still ask if this is real worst stuffs have happened and still happening in churches and hell noooo i dont believe in them churches and i dont attend becos most of them pastors are rogues , yes i said it they are thieves and if there's hell thats where most of them pastors belong,

I could start a church as well cos believe me there is nothing they do from long talks to long misleading prayers which i can't do and i would also be preying on the young pretty members of my fold, its just a way of survival for these people parading themselves as men of God my a$$ most especially the african churches outside africa been pastored by nigerians and ghanians, Here in amsterdam where i live in my block there are close to 6 churches sorrounding me all claiming to be pentecostals with different doctrines disturbing the peace of the negbourhood all the time,

Please sister watch and retract your steps cos you are been led astray for real,

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