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A scania Trailer-tipper in a very good condition for sale, its with a bucket like the one in picture below Asking Price : 7 Million Naira
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Tsunami is like a thief in the nite prowling the surface of the sea seeking whom to devour, They are busy doing the same thing in space,a whole lot of construction work is going on in space right now belive me folks, |
My dear friend all these your properties to lease and sell na die oooh OBJ and ATIKU dem no dey nairaland ooooh shuooooooooo bros easy na abeg, |
Got an experience to share on this topic but will hold it up until i see comments rolling in, funny though yet true, who's experienced this or still going through it, lets hear your views on this peeps, Hope this is the right thread for this topic if not my apologies Mr Admin |
Na wa oooh i pity that volunteer man well well the old man recieve enough blows and beating, Abegy make una waka far with una yeye levels, |
macalurs:This is just a cap of the story of my life as a pastor's son and believe you me i am no longer religiously inclined, I really dont give a hoot what anyone here thinks but wake up peeps its my life and i chose to live it the way i deem fit for me, i just dont believe in blending with the crowd going with a religion thats been used selfishly by so many to the chagrain of a multitude of people all in the name of what i dont know, Personally i believe all religions are just top top over-rated,yes i said it, I've chosen not to go blindly with anyone be it my parents or whoever with something that really is unconvincing to me, i've been there seen all and done it all so the issue of pastors children this and that are just uncalled for there's nuttin special about them you wont believe what goes on within the pastors house on a daily basis and you will be sitting there waiting on the pastor on a sunday to come tell you what to do to go to heaven and then expect his kids to be all holy and saintly, B.S |
Hey bro please understand that the picture created by this scum-bag isnt a true picture of all Nigerian women, she is simply a stupid egoistic and selfish predator lurking around and seeking an innocent dude to take advantage of, Please take this from me No Nigerian dude would take that shiit from here for no reason she'd have gotten her ass kicked and thrown on the street for her ingratitude believe me bro, You are beign taken advantage of here and you need to hit back at her or else she would insist on having things go or done her own way, Wish you the best !! |
Hey Bro, Sorry for the late response not been on in a while if u are still in need of the truck get in touch with me by email and lets discuss further , take care |
Contact me on my yim i have a 30 ton truck, |
@Poster I saw the interview on Hardtalk and i had wanted to start a thread on it but good you did cos i couldnt stop laughing at the guys igbolized grammar, the part that got my ribs cracking was the one below: What is the source of your wealth? The thief was just stuttering and shocked at the question that he had to think up something to say and when he succeeded in opening his mouth he was like Biz-Trading, LIAR LIAR |
, lol @justkunmi |
Yo mama's knock-kneed, Yo daddy's bo-legged, and when they walk down the street they spell OK. Yo mama's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I ate before I came over." Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank. Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum. Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased. Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job. |
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. If Yo mama had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine. Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes. Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps. Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time. |
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. If Yo mama had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine. Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes. Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps. |
Yo mama's such a ho, when you step on her feet her legs pop open. Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit. Yo mama's blind and seeing another man. Yo mama's blind talkin' bout seeing is believing. |
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! |
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. |
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. |
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving." |
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. |
Ewus, Mumu people, whatever is been discussed there is none of their business they are there thinking of what next to steal and fell alseep in the process, lol |
Cheap properties indeed, lil wonder the prices are quoted in "Naire"in place of "Naira", you try well well, |
The honest answer to your question is simply not far-fetched and i type in bold "POVERTY", If It were possible for Nigerians to have the kind of life-style obtainable in most not-so religious countries believe you me most Nigerians wont be scared to tell you there is nothing like God, Why would you be looking up to heaven when almost all you need in your day to day life are readily available to you, It's just simple to know that Nigerians out of desperation and hopelessness have decided that since the state has failed them in almost all facets of life the only resort and consolation will be to be looking up to heaven to a God arranged by the white man as a tool to successfully carry out their nefarious act of slave-trade, The white folks look at us blacks and laugh their asses out knowing and seeing that the idea they sold to us has been so embraced and taken to by us that you would believe it was our idea in the first place, This is my take and my personal opinion.I respect other people's views and beliefs and so no one should come in here and start bashing me for believing what i believe and stating my views, One love |
Hey Muki Longest time i dey my sister just chilling, Good nite |
Akolawole, You obviously need some more tutoring on the rules of the game, The pass that led to the second penalty was obviously no offside cos the Goal Keeper was still in Arsenal's half , the build up to the last goal was almost under the same circumstances too only difference been that the goalie was still standing on his own half, A great game it was all in all The bolton goalie was just over-worked today, A new wonder kid on the block DENILSON fabrepass watch out, Adiere keep it up, Ade you are becoming the player we want you to be upfront, One luv Gunners!!!!!!!!! |
The founder and head of that church is a member of Nairaland the one and only reverend, so you guys are the peeps posing nude on his website??what a shame you all are a bunch of disgrace, |
Hey bro wats up , Thought you had your tel number put up there but you can get in touch with me on yim i've got some tippers and it would be cool partnering with ya, contact me so we can discuss further, |
Shameless people i wonder how im gonna face my Ghanaian Neighbours here after all the much tlks about whipping their asses, |
Awwwww papa sheldon Rest in Peace, the greatest author ever we'll miss your writtings, |
Softee:@SOFTEE Thanks for your sweet lovely easier said than talk, were you there when she was going through all what she had to go through in life in the name of your hope or whatever, please lets be real , do you know how many like her are on the streets as we are talking right now with no hope according to you, how many have you picked up from the streets on your way home from work because you are hopeful, this is one thing about Nigerians you read too much more than what you are taught, the white man wont tell you anything about hope even though he taught you the word `HOPE`but you always take word from what they mean on the surface, but you fail to remember that the word hope might mean in this context that you are not supposed to give yourself room to be in a position to be waiting on the word HOPE according to you because you must have had all opportunity to have avoided been in this position of waiting on hope and giving your child the name HOPE, hope you got my drift, |
Im suprised some folks here still ask if this is real worst stuffs have happened and still happening in churches and hell noooo i dont believe in them churches and i dont attend becos most of them pastors are rogues , yes i said it they are thieves and if there's hell thats where most of them pastors belong, I could start a church as well cos believe me there is nothing they do from long talks to long misleading prayers which i can't do and i would also be preying on the young pretty members of my fold, its just a way of survival for these people parading themselves as men of God my a$$ most especially the african churches outside africa been pastored by nigerians and ghanians, Here in amsterdam where i live in my block there are close to 6 churches sorrounding me all claiming to be pentecostals with different doctrines disturbing the peace of the negbourhood all the time, Please sister watch and retract your steps cos you are been led astray for real, |
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