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Sorry y'all for the late reply haven't been online for a while,just saw that this topic even though an old one,has been recently resuscitated and i'm glad for that.

With regards to those requesting to know more details about the contract terms and the amount been owed i can't start typing everything on the contract terms here but the amount been owed is #5 million naira this might sound very small to some folks here but this will go a whole lot of way and not also forgetting the fact that this said amount has been pending since 2005.All documents relating to the job are available.

Whoever is willing to assist should contact me on pojieson@hotmail.com

Thanks y'all

A 2 bedroom mini-flat for rent in Wuse 2 Abuja on a serene neighbourhood.The only down side to this appt. is that it has just one toilet and bath and its going for 750,000, 2yrs  plus 10% service charge.

For further enquiries,inspection  please call 070 419 282 26.Please im Dutch so if you are calling do make yourself audible.

Thanks.

wyt:
i am interested, is it in Abuja model city?,

The property is in Gwarimpa Estate on 1st avenue and it will make a very good buy,

2 Nos 4 bed-room duplex with 2 bed-room boys quarter semi-detached is up for immediate sale in a choice location of Gwarimpa,suitable for eateries,banks or school.

Asking Price is 50 Million Naira Apiece -(Negotiable).

For further enquiries,inspection and verification of documents please call 070 419 282 26.Please im Dutch so if you are calling do make yourself audible.

Thanks.

Hello house i'm working on a reality t.v show which i've already completed but stuck on how to detail the budget for prospective sponsors.I've been to a couple of corporations with a draft budget and they've advised i go back and repackage the budget as it is not detailed enough.

In essence what i am beign asked to do is to break down the sponsorship levels and the benefits attached to prospective sponsors.I've got an idea on how to go about this but need someone who's done this before or with prior knowledge to assist with this.

Please anyone with help should hit me up on pojieson@hotmail.com, will appreciate your assistance a great deal.

Just cut of his 'Johnny',place in a pan,add some salt ,onion and season to taste.Allow to cook for about five minutes before deep-frying it and chew off on it, Believe me you'd love the taste because this is the food section.

A great and laudable move by the people's Governor.But we need to take time out to think about what the trains will be running on are they going to be generator-powered or coal-ran.

How about the issue of ticket controls and minimizing train jumpers,i could help them to that regards on how to curtail jumpers cos i used to be a professional train jumper in my hey days.

Ensuring and maintaining security on the lines should be another issue to be looked into.

All in all a good move though and thumbs up to Gov Fash.

Thanks a lot folks always knew i could always count on you peeps.I appreciate your contributions a lot.Im yet to experiment with any of the ideas here but will do so soon.

Growing up na so so food i sabi so any song wey come up and i no sabi pronounce am i always dey assume say na food na so i dey slaughter all the words,

The day is sprite is, sprite and fair ,oh happy day,the day of joy,

The day is sprite ,is sprite and fair oh happy day of joy,

Mama Jorrof rice

Please i need to know what an opel omega 95 model would go for.Thanks for your contributions.

Thanks fellows for the responses so far, @ hauwa i tend to agree more with you about the special type of egusi i've seen something like that in the past.

Much love peeps

Someone should please help a brother here with the above and also how to prepare the party-like jollof rice y'all know what i mean i hope, Thanks

[size=8pt][b][b]Not sure if this should come in here but it sure is some funny stuff, enjoy

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once,
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, soon after, comes Suffer, ing!
Jay Leno [/b] [/b] [/size][/size][size=8pt][/size][size=8pt]

I love her dentition and her gum.

My guy as you dey campaign for Uduaghan so i presume you know am well, if thats the case i'd be glad if you can help me get out my funds tied down with his administration be sure you'd get your cut if it all comes out well.You can reach me on pojieson2001@yahoo.com.

Do i really need to waste my time responding to you both above?I really don't think so, so i'm just gonna let it pass.

Ol boy the thing na serious matter my brother everybother don tire for the matter na im make us turn am to community effort so.

candylips:
i wish you good luck.
unfortunately am not into older women. am sure you will find plenty of guys to hook up with your aunt here.

Cheers mate

Thanks a load candylips

Please folks i am creating this post to see if i would succeed in helping my Aunt who has got all going for her except a man to call her's and considering the fact that age is no longer on her side we are all begining to get worried for her even as she is for herself but the biggest problem with her is her reclusiveness and this has prompted us family members to try and see if we could help her out match-makign-wise.

This post is solely for matured individuals who would be able to hold their own with her as the said aunt is a professional and a very big conservative (christian).

Below is a profile of her the only thing that'd be missing is a pic of her and any interested persons will need to get through me for screening.Whoever meets her requirements will be given a direct link to begin contact with her.


She is a professional (Chartered Accountant) works with World Bank in Nigeria.

She's in her late 40's

Never married and without kids.

She seeks to meet a man who is not younger than 45,comfortable and doing fine in his chosen career and is ready to settle down.

Please no sugar boys or sons.

Interested persons can send me an email with a detailed profile @ pojieson@hotmail.com . profiles with pics will attract prompt reactions.

Thanks guys and hope we succeed on this cos me sef i don tire.

sonety2k:
@gaby
Sorry my Broda , All will be okay soon in Jesus name(amen) Just take hearth some time Bussines is like that

Thanks a lot my brother i am learning to deal with it afterall life must go on eventhough it's a tough task

hahahahaha, Nigeria my country i throwey salut abeg you too much, a whole you at 49, ol boy you too much, at 49 you still be mumu you forget say oyibo talk am say a fool at forty go remain a fool forever sebi, No problem ride on Nigeria.

Please does this guy have any kids, dem no dey help their papa shame at all.

According to the report Dond Dong who is now 4 years old has been smoking since he was 2 years old and he lives with his grandparents who run a convenience store in Banqiao (eastern china).His grandparents are in a fix on how to get him quit smoking as he is now addicted to it and whenever he needs it he either takes it from his grandpa's pack or from the store shelf.

The story is in dutch tried translating it.

dgreatrock:
What is my percentage if i help you?

My guy if you serious you no get shaking so long as the bar come out cos i don tire for all the levels.Na so so excuse say money no dey and all that.Make we yarn if u serious.

@Ebonyman

My guy i've almost forgotten i started a thread like this.I actually started the business with seven tippers my brother you wont believe what i've been through and still going through.I've had to sell off what's left of the trucks because drivers,manager and the mechanics were just feeding fat on my investment while i toil my ass off.

Word of advice to anyone planning on taking this same route please be sure to do an indepth survey on what you actually want to haul and dont just dabble into it because you have the finance to acquire the trucks and hand them over to people after they've quoted what the daily returns would be, they'd hardly tell you about the down side it's always the huge returns they'd keep hammering on until they lure you into handing the truck over to them only then you'd begin hearing stories on how the truck didn't work today or lastma and police did this and that.

Enough said my people i should have listened to some advices here but i feel it was bound to happen the way it did so no regrets even though times are different from what it used to be now.I lost everything and everything thats the simple truth, hard to believe though but that's gonna be a part of life's history.

thread with care future investors please so as no to fall into the same snare i fell into.

Where's the client based?Could get it done.

To imagine this same Ibori refused to pay me for a job executed during his tenure since 2005 till date is one thing i can't comprehend.Inspite of all the billions they embezzled paying me the couple of millions that is rightfully mine by virtue of the job executed is simply evil.

Abeg anybody wey know Ibori or Uduaghan make e help me beg them make them pay me my money abeg.

I wonder why folks are suprised at this new development.When you take a critical look at the 'pit' called Nigeria you'd find of all professionals Medical doctors are somewhat lagging behind in sharing from the national cake and i wont be suprised that they have sold this idea to this Madwoman as a way for them to get their own share whenever it's election time as every potential contestant would have to settle to be declared 'sane' and fit to contest.That's my personal opinion though.

Now that the Medical doctors will soon be part and parcel of the lootery how about bringing in tailors to measure the aspirants waist-lines and necks to see if their is elasticity and capability to grow more than it is before they assume office.

Nonsense Idea,

This is just too hilarious couldn't help sharing this with nairalanders.Check our President's speech to the UN General Assembly

http://www.saharareporters.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3819:yaradua-addresses-the-un-general-assembly&catid=91:sonala&Itemid=289

Mr. President of the General Assembly,
Mr. Secretary-General of the United Nations,
Deputy Secretary General of the United Nations,
Presidents, Vice-Presidents, Prime Ministers, Deputy Prime Ministers, Foreign Ministers, My Royal Highnesses, Heads of Governments, Heads of Observer Missions to the United Nations, Permanent Representatives to the United Nations, First Ladies, Excellencies, My Lords Spiritual and Temporary, United Nations Employees, Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen,


All Protocols Preserved

It is with great respect that I have asked my Foreign Minister, Mr. Ojo Maduekwe, to come before you at this 64th General Assembly and read this important speech.

I could not come to New York because of extremely important and urgent matters of state that required my personal attention. First, I had to travel to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia in response to the invitation of the King requesting my august presence at the opening of a new university.
I could not in good conscience turn that down because as you all know, university education is very important. I had the benefit of a university education myself, and without doubt, it has been responsible for much of my personal success. I wanted to lend the same support to the children of Saudi Arabia.

I know that many people have said there is a contradiction in this, as Nigerian universities are currently closed. I say there is no contradiction. If 50 universities are closed in Nigeria, does it mean that university education everywhere must stop? Certainly not, and that is why I went to Saudi Arabia, with apologies to nobody.

The truth is that the people of Nigeria must learn to be patient. Impatience is our biggest problem. I came into office only two years ago, but already, people are complaining that I am not doing enough. The trip to Saudi Arabia was not for me, but for the people of Nigeria, yet they complain.

I have told them I will declare a state of emergency in the power sector so as to conquer the electricity problem once and for all. Still, they complain.

I gave them a new Inspector-General of Police so that they will feel safer. Still, they complain.

I gave them a new Central Bank Governor so that the Naira will have more value. Still, they complain.

I gave them a new C-G of Customs, but they call him a certificate forger, saying he never went to school. Can you imagine that insult, my own friend a certificate-forger?

This is proof that the people of Nigeria just like to complain and accuse others. Even me, they say I am a sick man. Ask Ojo, who is reading this speech to you, Am I sick? Ask Turai, the First Lady of Africa, Is her husband not performing at the peak of his powers?

This is why I want to caution you, the international community, about applying the same standards to every nation. My nation is different. They are never satisfied. So when you say we must implement the Millennium Devaluation…I mean emm…Development Goals (MDGs), it is a critical mistake to include Nigeria in the list. This is because our people always complain and will still complain. We are developing already.

The problem is that the United Nations has led Nigerians to think that we must be in a hurry. How can we lower poverty in Nigeria in just five or 10 years? I mean, poverty has existed in Nigeria since time began. And you people think we can just tell poverty to leave, just like that?

It is not possible. We must take these things one at a time. My People’s Democratic Party (PDP) is working hard to deal with poverty the only way that is meaningful: by creating millionaires among party members. If you look at the PDP, you will see that poverty among its members is going down. We give them access to budget allocations at the federal and state levels; we give them fat contracts; we protect any members that may be er…er…misunderstood by the law abroad or by overzealous government agencies at home. What this means is that if Nigerians want to conquer poverty, the easiest formula has nothing to do with the Millennium Depreciation…I mean, emm…Development Goals, but to join the PDP.

In any event, I must be frank with all of you. The Minimum Development Goals are not realistic at all. While I respect all of you, I do not know which of you came up with such outlandish ideas such as ending poverty and hunger.

Yes, it is possible to end poverty within the PDP by spreading the national cake, because we are the party in power. But that is not the same thing as ending hunger. We do not see hunger as a problem, but as the will of God. I have never been hungry all my life, because God loves me. My children are never hungry because God loves them. Any of you that saw me in Saudi Arabia last week must have seen me with two rich men, state governors in my country. They are also my sons-in-law. I have guaranteed that my daughters and my grandchildren will never be hungry by giving them to such men in marriage.

But there is something else about hunger. It is a natural order, and I do not think I should interfere with the natural order. Some people will be rich and prosperous; others will be poor and pathetic. That gives them something to aspire to; if you wipe out hunger as the UN says, all those poor people will become just like us. I don’t think that is what God wants, for everyone to be happy and well-fed. What will be the difference between them and us? That is why this so-called battle against hunger has no priority with me, and I have told Nigerians it will not happen in my time. We cannot implement the MDGs as it relates to hunger.

Mr. President,
The same concern applies to such concepts as universal education, gender equality, and combating HIV & AIDS. Why should education be universal? It makes no sense. That means that there will be more Nigerians trying to assert their rights or to challenge the PDP.

To me, that is a prescription for chaos, and I don’t want to have to send out soldiers or “Kill & Go” to wipe out educated militants. Education should be for those who need it, such as rich families and royalty, to enable them protect their property and tradition. Can you see all the trouble that lawyers and journalists cause? And why do we need scientists and engineers when we can always get some from Germany, the UK or Saudi Arabia?

And one of the things that make me the angriest is when I am told that the United Nations wants gender equality. Equality? So men and women will enjoy the same rights? That is scandalous. Women are inferior people, and their job is to look after their husbands and children. That is why I do not mind giving my daughters to men that already have many wives. Apart from the First Lady of Africa, my dear Turai, women are dispensable, and are worth far less than all the trouble they manufacture. Just ask Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan.

And why should HIV & AIDS be my problem? I did not cause it, and I should not have to be concerned with it. I believe that health is a private matter, and anyone who contracts HIV should deal with it himself or herself. There are hospitals in Germany and Jeddah that can cure emm…emm…anything. If you are in the PDP you will get enough contracts to go there and get the best treatment on earth, but I should not be asked to face the problem as national leader.

I am being frank, Mr. President, a quality that is missing here at the United Nations. You people even went and put child health and maternal health on the Minimum Development Goals. Child health and maternal health are not problems in Nigeria. Ask Ojo: All our children and pregnant women are healthy.

In any case, even if they have problems, it is the responsibility of the parents of a child or the husband of a woman to take care of them. That is why we have good hospitals in Nigeria: to take care of health problems. Why did the United Nations find it necessary to dabble in issues like this, instead of its real job?

The real job of the United Nations is peace on earth…I mean, international peace and security. That is why Nigeria wants to be a permanent member of the Security Council, armed with the power of veto. As the giant of Africa, Nigeria is capable of bringing peace and security to every corner of the world.

That is why I have asked Ojo to do whatever is necessary to ensure Nigeria becomes a permanent member. We have the money. We have the oil. We have peacekeepers, 27 of whom are now in jail for not being disciplined. I have been told we may even have a lot of diamonds. We have the police…I mean, political will. We have the Attorney General and Minister of Justice, who was with Ojo here last year. He is a fine lawyer.

And I am ready to lead. I am healthy. Despite the rumours, I am not a weakling. You will see what I will do in the Security Council.
It is equally important to remind you all that this is a wonderful time for us in Nigeria. Nigeria turns 50 this week, an excellent country that has been misunderstood for so long.

One of the reasons we have been misunderstood for so long is that we permitted other people to call us names. That will not happen any more. Our Rebrand Nigeria scheme is now in motion, and our Minister for Information, a very persuasive woman, will soon be coming to as many as 150 countries to tell you what a wonderful country Nigeria is. Did you see how we crushed Sony Corporation recently? They dared air an offensive advert, and we made them apologize. Did you see what we did with the movie “District 9”? It made us look bad, so we banished it from our borders.

Actually, it was Ojo himself who announced our foreign policy thrust two years ago: you mess with Nigeria, and Nigeria will mess with you. If you say Nigeria has no water, we will buy water and pour on you. If you say Nigerians are not educated, we will show you a Nigerian that has won a Nobel Prize, or one that is a Special Representative of the Secretary General, my predecessor, the illustrious Obasanjo (not Obesanjo as they called him in “District 9.”) If you dare say a former governor of a state is guilty of corruption, we will show you that cannot be true; those former governors are my personal friend. How can a friend of the President be guilty of anything?

As Nigeria celebrates its 50th year of independence this week, we remind you we are the happiest nation on earth. I am going to make a big speech telling Nigerians to learn to be grateful and not to be impatient. Rome was not built during the day.

Mr. President, Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am not sorry that I am not personally present at the GA this year. Yes, I know you had High Level Summits Nigeria could not participate in, such as the Food Security Summit, the Climate Change Summit, and the formation of the African Leaders Malaria Alliance.

What I do not understand is why people are so disappointed I was not there. Nigeria does not lack food at all (so why do we need a food summit?); our climate has not changed since independence, and we have M & B for treating malaria.

In any case, last year I missed the High Level Meeting on Africa’s Development Needs and the High Level meeting on the Millennium Development Goals. What is the big deal? These are all just Summits about development, and we should not take them too seriously. We cannot be talking about development and progress all the time. Is there nothing else? That is why, in the PDP, we avoid these subjects.

For instance, Ojo that is delivering this address came to the General Assembly from Brazil. And while you have all been talking about development and change, life and liberty, he left New York for Venezuela. In between, he has planned private trips to Boston and other places. Yet he is here to deliver this address. That is the lesson we in the PDP can teach the world: government is for those that govern!

Finally, I would like to invite you all to Abuja for our 50th independence on Thursday and throughout the weekend. Come to Aso Rock and see why they say Nigerians are the happiest people on earth. You will also see that we are a very forgiving people, because some of our nation’s so-called corrupt former governors will be there. I have forgiven them.

I suggest you plan for a couple of days of incredible merriment in Abuja. And then you can return to the General Assembly and let the talking continue. I assure you, the people of Nigeria will not complain. And neither will I.

I will make you one promise. It is still a long way away, but next year, I will come to the General Assembly. I understand the Secretary General wants to discuss the MDGs. I will come and tell you all why the MDGs are a waste of time. In its place, I will present you all with an incredible plan, a seven-point killer plan.
I thank you.

Seun:
What's Osama Bin Laden's involvement in this story?

@Seun

Thats the guy's Alias.

hahahahaha wasn't expecting anything better than i saw,i only feel sorry for Sia-one but still this will in no way affect his repute as the best indigenous coach we have, a bunch of stupid boys playing like their big brother the super fowls plaing to the gallery,