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Jeeez

We are happy..

We are not "Fat" we are big people...make una dey respect us abeg..

Signed,

Biggy Fatso

RoyalBlu:
It's been over three weeks now I lost my younger sister to death. I'm still finding it really difficult to get myself together.

The pain of losing her so untimely has shaken me to my roots. The tears won't stop coming.

I've been told to try and move on and be strong. But how

Awww...

So so sorry to hear this.

May her soul find rest.

His excuse is weirdly and funnily reasonable and would be accepted based on his age so long as it is confirmed that the deceased died of natural causes and no foul play.

Earthstorms:
Send me a dm

How can one get 1000+ acres in Edo state?

African Chicken vs Broilers..

Wash wash...

That figure won't ever be dark-skinned. It will always be Caucasian with blue-green eyes. Yet, my fellow negroes go dey halla....hallelujahhh

I am a copy of my God...if you call me dark-skinned, it means my God is dark because I was moulded in the image of him and he responds when I communicate with him.

And minimum wage in Nigeria is the highest all over the world.

Mumu people.

sreamsense:
Even if you are only born to wail, can't you just have a moment of joy even if it is for a short period? You see others as bad while you are even worse, but never see your own worse lifestyle. I beg you can still change for better before this year's runs out again. You can't continue living your life seeing only thieves, racists and bad people always.

The birds of the same feather flock together, before you can identify those bad things, you must be worse. Do have moment of laughter, if you are not happy with King Charles's coronation, at least you will find your happiness in Tinubu innugoration may 29 or are you still angry with Tinubu too. If yes, your case is pathetic but you can be cured. Go and get Tinubu Aso ebi so you can begin your happiness celebration day count because everything is not about being sad, angry with everybody and abusive of leaders and elders. Always, be happy!

What a lame and futile attempt at being coherent.

Epic fail.

What's best about the moments the world's most evil plunderers and thieves are crowning another lazy wayward evil racist?

The real Sugar momma...

Pheeeew...

Life na wa....

Their original faces look so "real" particularly, the woman's.

I feel sorry for the Ekweremadus though. But the laws are the laws.

Jus like the op before me stated, they just might be saving you from raising another man's children and those kids could be with their biological father as you worry to no end.

Na only woman dey sabi who be the papa of her children.

See agada legs....

Deleterious...

Egungun don dey wan enter express small small.

Zero respect and trust plus a good dose of pathologic lying.

Omawumi17:
Hello everyone
So here's the gist, I woke up this morning craving efo riro elemi meje.. hmmm..
I checked my pocket, I had 750 naira.. Teachers ll understand better
The sapa hold me like...
So, I checked my kitchen, luckily I found pepper, onion, oil and garri
Na so I Carry myself out
I bought
Eja panla 300
Efo leaf 100
Iru 50
Ponmo 100
This is the result

We need you to manage our national budget. I'll recommend you to be made the Minister of finance.

Well done for your creativity amid this sapa.

Keep holding on, this won't last forever.

TyroneP:
‘Japa
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/5-things-you-will-miss-when-you-japa-from-nigeria/

Kindly add chaos and disorganization to that list, please.

Nature is bae...

We need to preserve and protect our natural world (ecosystem) in particular.

Indopoison...

overseasnbeyond:
You don't have to comment, be mad with your own destiny

Come back make we receive you for airport oga.

When Naija tire you before you jakpa, you ask us?

Wetin come concern us now with your reverse jakpa?

Obote.

Ingrates wey dey look for the perfect world with their imperfect lives.

Tueeeh

Attention-seekers.

We don know say you dey YouHessHeyyy.

Bradford111:
What's your issue na guy? Seems the scammer is your brother all of ona go die miserable death watch and see

Mumuish lazy idiot.

Na karma go deal with you and the lordvico whatever his name is...

Bradford111:
Do you have mental issues? So if I'm using Iphone 13 means am I scammer? No make me talk guy just swerve

Na thunder go strike you and your entire lineage you cheap thief...

Curse be upon you asswipe..

Has there ever been light?

How darkness wan take pursue darkness to bring "loom" into this kind story.

No difference will be noticeable.

Bradford111:
Guy how you day reason sef? Is buying Netflix's logs a crime in this country? Let me know

You are a bastard and a cursed soul.

The way you feel right now over your miserable #1k is exactly how the people you scam (Nigerians or foreigners) also feel.

Exactly the same blood color flowing through your veins is what they have flowing through theirs too and with the same human feelings.

You are crying over your last #1k while using an iPhone 13. Lazy idiots waiting to reap from another man's farm.

Make una continue to dey heap curses and swear ontop una and una entire generation head dey claim "street smart".

Disgusting animals.

One of my best soups..the lumpy egusi is always bae...

Na soooo...

The world most prolific "bend down select" professional..

sharpwriter:
Ha! Boss.... I no believe this wan ooo... Na lamba? Wetin big boss dey take tik tok do beside dstv?

Hahhaha

Na tik tok be my comic-relief zone oh...lol

With tik-tok wetin kwansign me with DSTV and GOTV?

AsomStructures:
Get a plot size of at least 50ft × 100ft

I'm not asking about a plot/land size. I meant the measurement of an already-built house. For instance, a bungalow from floor to ceiling.