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why are people so pained? Is it your bowing??

what's unfortunate really is unfortunate... having 6 kids doesn't guarantee anything... if you understand!

The child was 13 months and every parent should mourn this, please.

funny...

nothing of such in the link... gosh i regret the click!

babdap:
See how Saraki is looking at Buhari as if the President had slept with his wife.

hahahahahahahahaha

you made my day!!

Netanyahu1:
Guy , you sound innocent if so move on with your life . Don't let untrusting friend take a chunk out of your life span.

Gbam!!!

please have some respect for other tribes, religion and Jesus... don't denigrate these entities because of some miscreants' mischief. Besides he was never actually a pastor. No God's own pastor would engage in such. Guys behave yourselves. And no! I'm not a Christian.

".... joke going on in Nigeria toaday" he's referring to the APC congress.

whoever calls Nigeria a joke needs brain transplant.

Muzanga:
I agree with him because if you go thief for cement shop you suppose ready to carry load.

hahahahahahahahaha this ur example got me laughing out!!

Hargbo:
why are there so many idiots among the Hausa viewing this thread today..and am sure you are there Bloody Chief...awon werey...talking as if MUSA is your Cousin

pls stop giving credence to such people/posts i beg of you...

nattyGENT:
USUAL ANNUAL SCAM 2018. TESTIMONIALS OF PEOPLE HELPED WITHOUT RECOMMENDATION. PLS DONT PLAY WITH YOUR IDEAS, SHELL LIVEWIRE IS A BIG FRAUD

Nice!! i was expecting to read testimonials of successful candidates. If none, then the scam is real!!

no company address, email or website after 9 years? Who's ginna take you serious by a mere post and phone number?

Firefire:
Lies from the pit of hell

Even some lies here are new to hell....

Pachesky:
2002 crashed out group stage, 2010 same thing..2018 are guys thinking what I'm thinking

crashing out at 8 years interval... Sorry for Nigerians at 2026 world cup!!

yemmight:
They are in Russia doing what o?

they're idle na

Olympus though!

eezeribe:
The same entertainers that put unnecessary pressure on the super Eagles with all the publicity and hype
Were they expecting an average African team to go far in the world cup
The god of soccer favours merit, not sentiment.

so on point

rentAcock:
10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets hat which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.

intriguing... and worth every second i spent reading this. however, Croatia just scored

Only Gerard Mullar scored more goals than his number of appearances in that list: 68 goals in 62 appearances. commendable!!

biafranation:
Whats wrong with these women and cheating? Wetin? They swear for una? 44 yrs old, 3 children, yet you were cheating with this useless ugly idiot? Went to his place, he drugged you before finishing you off. Your foolish decision made your innocent husband a suspect for years. I'm happy that his name has been cleared because family members would think that he killed for blood money. Today's women of her type are useless....keep your goddamm legs closed or get divorce ....Jesus! All they do is destroy family without thinking of their actions. Yes I know men cheat but they do it sensibly without destroying their family. A man can cheat and still love his wife and children. In fact a man shows more love to his family when he is cheating. But not a woman, she destroys everything...her emotions take control of her brain, she can even kill her man or husband when she is sleeping with another man especially if the sex is so good.

i feel the compassion in ur tone...

madridguy:
Village people don succeed on Spain Football Association sack coach less than 2 days to your opening match, the players will be demoralized and confused.

Congratulations Portugal.

hahahahahahahahaha
what is it with u guys and village people? Even wetin una take hand buy, na village people abi?

wink2015:
Who will jail Ex- governor James Ibori and Ex-governor (Dr Emmanuel Uduaghan for their massive looting of Delta state treasury for 16 years?

Delta state can not boast of any viable industries to engage the graduate youth.

Both Ibori and Uduaghan corruptly enriched themselves stealing billions.

Youths in Delta state especially the male graduate have no other job than Keke riding.

Ride on Justice Adebukola Banjoko! You are the female equivalent of Justice Abang that fiery judge that keep Metuh trial to continue not minding Metuh feigning sickness a ploy to go abroad under the pretense of medical checkup.

guy why u forget Babangida Aliyu of Niger and i pray the next administration gets enough balls to jail the president governor of Niger state... the guy dey set record for embezzlement

hate does not pay!

no be lie?

how do u even spell that yoruba word "werey"?

it's sad how some policemen are bent on tarnishing the image of the entire force. But you wouldn't know and i pray to always steer clear of their path.

so you guys are saying we shouldn't expect the world cup coming to Nigeria when our jersey dey top chart?