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Poems For ReviewRe: An Akata Returns Home by Gamine(op): 3:48pm On Oct 27, 2008
Fat?

Fat ke? grin


Gamine and Fat no dey enter the same sentence xcept there is a negative dia grin


Anyway, im seriously on it

just keep watching this space smiley

thanks!
CultureRe: Funny Naija Street / Area Names by Gamine(f): 3:42pm On Oct 27, 2008
whats the meaning of Odeku??

i thought that was someone's namehuh


At Akowonjo, does anyone know Moshelashihuh
PoliticsRe: Enugu To Provide Free Wireless Internet by Gamine(f): 3:34pm On Oct 27, 2008
AAh.

I just got back from a Govt office,

They dont even have computers and someone is talking of Free internet.

Heck! i had to climb all the way to the last floor, 123456 kai! cry

i got there and was panting like a frisky samoyed.

PLEASEEEE Give them FREE ELEVATORS EH!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Greatest Nigerian War General Of All Time by Gamine(f): 11:41am On Oct 27, 2008
Gen Shelpidi

Can anyone bring anything against this man? No.
He is too clean
CultureRe: How Much Do Things Cost In Nigeria? by Gamine(f): 10:26am On Oct 27, 2008
AArck, Dis Guy

Where are you talking about

She said Lagos or Benin

17 million is hardly enough o for Lagos.

HARDLY.
FoodRe: Why Igbos Dey Fear Amala? by Gamine(f): 10:18am On Oct 27, 2008
Funny Thing,

My Camp was in the North, but the majority were Igbo

and Yes, they served it from the Camp kitchen.

how did i know?some friends in the platoon working that day in the kitchen told us

i guess, they didnt make it again sha.
CultureRe: Funny Naija Street / Area Names by Gamine(f): 10:09am On Oct 27, 2008
Im still wondering how this names are funny though? undecided
Poems For ReviewRe: An Akata Returns Home by Gamine(op): 9:59am On Oct 27, 2008
Mehn!! embarassed

i started writing this because i was bored

now that i don get work to do, eh e dey hard me small oo lipsrsealed

but for you guys

i will continue! grin
CultureRe: Do You Speak Spanish? by Gamine(f): 8:55pm On Oct 26, 2008
LOL

Muy bien! , Asi que tenemos una comprension! grin

sí, fui a la iglesia, yo deseo que no fui sad

pozo,

donde usted vive? como usted aprendio espanol?

amo idiomas, yo apenas no puedo hablarlas sad
CultureRe: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Gamine(f): 8:17pm On Oct 26, 2008
Shoooooo o!!!

see dis gey wan try me!! shocked

Buss wetin? Bore-Twohuh? for werehuh? shocked

kpekele kpekele!!! angry

See me See Wahala ooooooooooooo!!! shocked

I ass u ah gain

na who dashed mon-kee, Bee-ehm-double yoo, Now you wan talk of hOr-mah huh

see pesin oooooh!

see maut, tok tok

tafia! angry


baby jeansx, take time o
TravelRe: Ugly Britain by Gamine(f): 6:21pm On Oct 26, 2008
Texazz,

Elite wetin?, You must be mixing people up undecided
RomanceRe: I Think She's Cast A Spell On Me Or Something! by Gamine(f): 6:17pm On Oct 26, 2008
@Poster

You are a daft.
RomanceRe: A Choice Between Marriage And Job by Gamine(f): 5:52pm On Oct 26, 2008
All these Ex-Corpers sef cheesy

You were sharing her bed, to Share her life now

you dey fold hand. undecided

Anyway,

You better get your priorities right.

Marriage?

Job?
Nairaland GeneralRe: We Need A New Moderator by Gamine(f): 5:44pm On Oct 26, 2008
Me shocked

What do i know about Traveling ooh, im yet to go Overseas embarassed

Iyalode, aah u too nice wicked fine cheesy
TravelRe: Australia Trip by Gamine(f): 5:32pm On Oct 26, 2008
YOu can get good prices, check the net nowww. undecided undecided

Its very far.

Your Route will look like this

Nigeria-Dubai-China-Aus

it depends tho.


Its a Beautiful place to be, one of my fave countries

CultureRe: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Gamine(f): 5:05pm On Oct 26, 2008
Hum--Bull

u??

Who dashed Mon--KEE banana, abi na Bee--EEhm---double yooo,,,


if i pour Hot Or-yee for your bodi, hum-bull go tear race, comot angry
CultureRe: Say Ur Native Names And Translate Them by Gamine(f): 5:00pm On Oct 26, 2008
ok, here goes;

Omogbonor --------, A Child who is HOT/good/wonderful,,,,,,,,.u get the picture
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by Gamine(f): 4:51pm On Oct 26, 2008
Dem still neva waka go ontop Altarhuh? undecided
CultureRe: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Gamine(f): 4:51pm On Oct 26, 2008
Hen!!

If you dey shout ontop pea-jot

wetin you go do when you sees my mey-say-dis. grin

otor-ma-tik transmixsion, You go Bowww ooooh.

Pea-jot wey you don get tey tey, na hin you wan dey use Denge pose
PoliticsRe: Enugu To Provide Free Wireless Internet by Gamine(f): 4:30pm On Oct 26, 2008
LOL

@Kobo,

Apart from having a Leg and hand in the government

You have to have a viable business, which shows capability.

The dude i know, runs an ISP in Abuja, which services some Ministers n co n co, you get the gist grin


But i also believe with your US connections, You go fit chop cake o.

Organize some Tech-speaking White dudes

I suggest you get to Nigeria before the end of November,


You may just win it, Who knows!! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Federal Capital Territory Of Nig. To Be Rotated by Gamine(f): 4:21pm On Oct 26, 2008
PoliticsRe: Enugu To Provide Free Wireless Internet by Gamine(f): 4:14pm On Oct 26, 2008
I just got to know the contractors of this project

Chei

SEE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked grin grin grin


Soon, it wont be only Enugu, they are about to launch something of the sort in Calabar

i even know one of the Bidders for the Calabar project

Chei

SEE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin
















Free Wireless KO!
Is anything in Nigeria Free, Can anything behuh?
TV/MoviesRe: Old Movies, Who's Watching? by Gamine(op): 3:53pm On Oct 26, 2008
Olorun Esan
TravelRe: Ugly Britain by Gamine(f): 3:28pm On Oct 26, 2008
How is this a smear campaign

the last time i posted on this thread, it was all fun

now it has turned political and racist.

Chei!

and yes Texazz, we know you have been to the UK repeatedly

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EducationRe: Finnish Universities Are Looking For Foreign Students(free Education) by Gamine(f): 3:25pm On Oct 26, 2008
haba!!!

Ontop FreezeFinLand

you pipu wan crucikfy me!!! shocked

Abeg o!


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FoodRe: What Did You Just Eat by Gamine(f): 3:21pm On Oct 26, 2008
Pounded yam and Egusi
FoodRe: Why Igbos Dey Fear Amala? by Gamine(f): 3:20pm On Oct 26, 2008
It seems to me, like it was more than personal preference

how can, out of 100 Igbo people

5, are eating because they like it

10, are eating because if not, they will die of hunger.

85, wont even look at it, talk more eat it.

They were asking for "white" amala, which amala in this world is Whitehuh? undecided undecided

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