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Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Gaspardd(m): 4:44pm On Mar 29 |
Ten is happening oooo. I remember one time when my friend invited me to a bar, na so I see my babe with her friend with 2 guys....that means those guys shared d babes one one nah. But I didn't give a shït I just waved at her, proceeded to have a drink with my guy. She later came that night trying to shalaye and shïts but I just shushed her and asked her if she had a good time. You see, I'm a very cool motherfücker and whenever I approach a lady, and she starts doing shakara; I'll just laugh cuz I know that there re lots of pigs like you out there, she can have them. 11 Likes |
Romance / Re: What A Simp Told Me Today About Brideprice by Gaspardd(m): 10:08am On Mar 23 |
Balablue64: Either you re a small boy or ur Brain stopped growing at the age of 4 |
Romance / Re: What A Simp Told Me Today About Brideprice by Gaspardd(m): 4:40am On Mar 23 |
This guy thinks it all ends at bride Price. The thing is if you don't have Sense, don't ever think of women. Even if you get her for free.... won't you empower her? Won't you start a biz for her... won't you rent a bigger house cuz of her?... My point is...it doesn't end at bride Price or it hasn't even started at bride Price. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Strange Sexual Behaviour by Gaspardd(m): 7:31pm On Mar 21 |
Recently I was all full gymnastic on this gentle light skinned girl. I was extremely gentle with her cuz she dey form posh with her English. Next thing I heard her yelling "BITE ME...BITE ME", at first I was like maybe I shld just kiss her on her neck or sth...but oh mehn she wanted me to bite the shit out of her. I no gree for her ooooo. Bite you... for what!!! 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Have 734k In My Account And No Nigerian Girl Has Tasted 1 Kobo Out Of It by Gaspardd(m): 11:56am On Mar 10 |
PureFace1: I really understand whatever it is you re trying to imply and I always etch it at the back of my mind in whatever interaction I have with a girl. But bro in this case there re receipts bro. I just don't wanna gossip about it, this dude is Just a fuçkin retàrd typical of these Red pill guys. But still that doesn't change d fact that I'm still mean nothing to Monica and she too can bounce me for the highest bidder. |
Romance / Re: I Have 734k In My Account And No Nigerian Girl Has Tasted 1 Kobo Out Of It by Gaspardd(m): 4:44pm On Mar 08 |
FRANCISTOWN: Lol...fùcking kids |
Romance / Re: I Have 734k In My Account And No Nigerian Girl Has Tasted 1 Kobo Out Of It by Gaspardd(m): 10:44pm On Mar 07 |
I live in a rural environment working on a project, I have many girls as a friends and I like them a lot. I feel good whenever they ask me for help and it feels good being able to help with freedom from outcome. Then there's this guy close to my house...he acts like all this Red pill fücktards, he dresses nice, speaks good English; not that it's a bad thing but shït u re in a typical village, common sense should tell you that u re supposed to dumb down a lil bit. He's always bragging about him not spending shi shi on a girl and stuff and how he has lands and businesses in some places. Well long story short.... Monica told me how dude has been trying to get in with his queen's English and how he came to her house kneeling down begging for Love, promising to rent another apartment if I'm d problem. Babe wey this guy dey see for my house ooo. My point is that most of you guys forming hard guy re just creeps and doesn't have Sense but the hard guy and Red pill bullshit is just to cover up your weakness. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys So Heartless To Their Fellow Men? by Gaspardd(m): 8:48pm On Feb 29 |
You just met a girl and boom...you started telling her about how many properties and assets you have ....that's going full retard 8 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: It is well by Gaspardd(m): 5:20pm On Feb 27 |
Jewessgratitud3: You re Just being pathetic.....she's giving you the tough love you need. |
Family / Re: Thinking Of Separation From My Wife by Gaspardd(m): 7:19am On Feb 16 |
ceeceeuwa: Cohabiting or whatever English you want to use....2 adults have the right to live with each other if they wish to. All these rituals are just rubbish. |
Romance / Re: Please Guys What Advice Do You Have To Give On This Issue by Gaspardd(m): 10:59am On Feb 12 |
The secret of a sweet marriage is having a wife and a loving girlfriend. It's counterintuitive but it works wonders. If you have a sweet girlfriend somewhere...you mostly wouldn't react or bother about whatever she does. You would be too much happy about life to care. And automatically that would your make wife less volatile too. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Thinking Of Separation From My Wife by Gaspardd(m): 8:15pm On Feb 11 |
Lol... My guy wife go visit her Father for village....when she was supposed to come back, the family started all this dowry bullshit. My guy just tell d lady..."if by tomorrow I no see you for house...then forever no come my house again". By the time we got home, Mama don cook pounded yam and one kind native soup wait us. This guy nah very busy guy, him no time for rubbish. 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 6:01pm On Feb 08 |
Savedday2: Arhhhhh I'm not that Cold bro. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 5:22pm On Feb 08 |
DaddyRochie1642: Right now I can't hold it. I'm really getting burnt. I'm gonna survive this tho but arhhhhh it burns. And she still has my power bank too.....oh my God. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 5:07pm On Feb 08 |
DaddyRochie1642: I told her I was out of town but that same evening she saw me with another girl. That was few days ago. So ytd after football match I brought it up hoping to explain myself. Babe I was Just trying to be social, I can't just be one swaggerless idiot...she no gree. Ok I was wrong I admit. I was apologizing but she was Just crying and shaking her head. Well that was it. I got to work today and I just refused to do anything. This dude was talking too much and I lost it; I yelled some awful stuffs back at him and he told me to go. In his words " Forever you no follow me worker". I told him to fùck off but I just woke up now and nah now my eye clear |
Romance / Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 4:34pm On Feb 08 |
Bliztzer: Which of those?..... Breakfast or sack |
Romance / I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 4:29pm On Feb 08 |
Who has had it worse? |
Romance / Re: I've Slept With 50+ Girlfriends & Wives And Discovered 8 SHOCKING Insights by Gaspardd(m): 9:32am On Feb 07 |
There's heaven and there's hell, heaven is focusing on what you can control... While hell is focusing on what is outside of you; Trying to manipulate things to work in line with your conditionings. When it's comes to women issue.... Just let them be. The factors you can control is you. And that's being nice, setting boundaries and having a purpose in life. Anything outside that... You re setting yourself up for hell. But I guess u re just an attention starved kid looking for means to curry some attention in a fraudulent way by using some creepy manipulative principles. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Young Ladies N Women Stop Risking Your Lifes N Get Something Doing Learn From Me by Gaspardd(m): 2:56pm On Feb 06 |
You seem delusional and too much in your head and that won't make you see reality The way it is. You need to create some time to see the reality around you so that you can respond to reality accordingly. Be in the world but do not be of this world.....in other words...be Smart. 1 Like 1 Share |
Family / Re: My Husband Of 10 Years Threw Me Out by Gaspardd(m): 1:31pm On Jan 24 |
1. No gree for anybody no gree for anybody...now see where we dey 2. It's now u re looking for a job, what have you been doing all these years? 3. If after 10yrs of marriage and u still don't learn how to overlook things beyond your power or listen to your husband then what have you learnt?. What kind of woman/wife re you? 4. Any time I look at my sisters or close babes...I just shake my head for them cuz I always wonder what type of man they would meet in future. We have many dancing monkey idiots in man's clothing running around acting nice in disguise but lack Sense common to common people. 4. I don't keep friends but Im keeping this my lawyer friend should in case the need arises. Nobody would mess with my sisters or daughters and goes scot-free. |
Romance / Re: "Stop playing a hero, you aint shit" by Gaspardd(m): 4:33pm On Jan 22 |
codedgalaxy:Everybody thinks he's special.... specially liked by God more than everybody on Earth. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: "Stop playing a hero, you aint shit" by Gaspardd(m): 1:26pm On Jan 22 |
This stuff is bigger than you. Your forefathers was firmly in the grip, what makes you think you can escape?...lol And then another thing is...the only way out is in. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Images Of Hell Fire Surfaces by Gaspardd(m): 10:08pm On Jan 21 |
I kno how heaven looks like....just like night club but everybody on White. |
Romance / Re: Do you know any dead nairalander? by Gaspardd(m): 9:02pm On Jan 08 |
ZekeYeager:Hungerbad was a philanthropist on NL... He helped so many pple but we never knew he was sick 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Do you know any dead nairalander? by Gaspardd(m): 8:58pm On Jan 08 |
anonymuz:I think she slipped inside her bathroom and fell. No family, nobody cud be traced to her. And her phone was locked. She was always being dragged on NL then. Then too where is Nwamaipke? The all time NL all of fame legend 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 12:20pm On Jan 04 |
Zaheertyler: Lol ok I hear you. But my point is still valid. If you need cool love....older women da bess |
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 10:25am On Jan 04 |
Reminderz: Younger girls no get Sense |
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 10:23am On Jan 04 |
Zaheertyler: That's a complacent way of living Life. Love myself then what..... Ending up as a lone old man. |
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 7:13am On Jan 04 |
Nonexisting1: Sagged breast is not particular to older women only, some young girls too have sagged breast. And when I say older Lady I don't mean just anyhow.... of course you have to be selective. |
Romance / Re: Broken But Still Moving On by Gaspardd(m): 10:15pm On Jan 03 |
saucerence: Lol...it will still happen again bro. So you think you re wise now....u think woman will not show you shege again In your lifetime? Shít happens and you shouldn't take it personal. |
Romance / Re: Broken But Still Moving On by Gaspardd(m): 10:04pm On Jan 03 |
pansophist:This is very true lol I've experienced this love from this lady b4. Her love for me was just to see me succeed and be happy in life as opposed to just wanting sth from me....she really set the standard of love for me and I'm never going to compromise on that. Now I see all these girls whining themselves and I go just dey laugh dey look them from far. |
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 9:56pm On Jan 03 |
SHIVA001:1. She won't depend on you for money which is a huge relief. 2. She's emotional stable not like this small girls acting flaky and shít 3. She won't take nonsense from you... making you to step up and not being petty. You become a matured version of yourself. |
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