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Family › Re: Man Celebrate 6 Years Of Marriage, Regret Later(photos) by Gaspardd(m): 9:55am On Dec 23, 2023
ReluctantAdult:
And people like you are either clownish hypocrites or sad incels who couldn't and still can't score the women and that's why you're toxic grin I'm used to the hate from people like you.

I bet your poor c0ck is tired of the callous palms wanking it everytime because you can't get it in it's natural warm and moisty habitat grin

Lord have mercy on you grin
Keyboard jockey.
Family › Re: Man Celebrate 6 Years Of Marriage, Regret Later(photos) by Gaspardd(m): 7:46am On Dec 23, 2023
ReluctantAdult:
Boys will always be boys. It's hard to forget right? I mean how could you? grin grin

One gorgeous bird of mine back then posted beautiful , happy wedding photos of her and her man and, all I could think of was back in the days when I used to spread her wide, pumping relentlessly like a stallion grin, the wild things we did together...the rainy cold weather sessions, hot sweaty afternoon fun times, the long sleepless nights of passion, morning breakfasts and quickies, not forgetting the weekend Garden of Eden specials grin

At the time, she was young and super nubile and I made sure to have her to my utmost satisfaction. I mean, we knocked each other out! grin

I did wish her a HML and hoped she had some arousal and drive left for her new man because it doesn't always feel the same like the first times, does it? Nahh it doesn't. With age the hormones diminish, weaker orgasms, and also, you've had enough so it gets boring and not as exciting anymore 😭

Testosterone sha smiley
Pple like you re very dumb.
Romance › Re: Sacrifice And Things Nigerian Babe Sees As Normal by Gaspardd(m): 7:23pm On Dec 21, 2023
Merry100:
Both men and women make sacrifices in relationships, so your complaint is not valid. Personally, I'm used to saying the words "thank you," but after seeing this post, I find it weird because I can't imagine a guy I'm dating saying thank you to me every time and for every little thing I do.

Foreign men also pay for their lady's food. Some men don't see buying food for a lady as a big deal. Simply avoid showing off; you don't have to spend 60% of your salary on your babe. Just let your partner know your limits.
Either you re not getting the point or you re Just trolling.
Romance › Re: Is My Girlfriend Actually A VIRGIN? by Gaspardd(m): 9:12pm On Dec 10, 2023
Nah ur type go university dey focus on book 24/7 without any social life. They say make money first and girls will chase u.

Lol u see life now. Where re d girls? I have a friend like u too, the moment this dude traveled, this his supposed loyal babe came to my House...for what?
But I no tell my guy ooo cuz I no wan spoil parole for d babe.

My point is.... You need to build your social intelligence at early stage in life so as not to face issues like this at a later stage in life when you're supposed to be focused on making money.

And you might think it's d lady's fault but I can bet it with u....you will still experience the same thing with another lady cuz u re really a dancing monkey looking for validation.
Romance › Re: A Million Wishes by Gaspardd(m): 10:43am On Dec 10, 2023
We that you want to do giveaway for are the same pple that voted tinubu.

After scrambling for the 5k, we will use it to buy data and insult your forefathers for going to Lagos to make life a beautiful place for themselves and everybody.
Just fyi.
Keep ur money to yourself or better, walk across ur street, you will see an hustling guy or lady that genuinely needs help.
Family › Re: My Wife Of About 4 Years Blames Me After I Caught Her Cheating by Gaspardd(m): 6:57pm On Dec 07, 2023
Penaldo:
That's not marriage man
Ok.
Family › Re: My Wife Of About 4 Years Blames Me After I Caught Her Cheating by Gaspardd(m): 7:29pm On Dec 06, 2023
[quote author= post=127351399]From January to December,
You've seen your wife for just 3 times?
Averagely of once in 120 days?
Una dey try for dis marriage tin o[/quote]My nature of work requires I travel to diff states, currently I'm in the North while she manages her thriving biz in Lagos.

Although it wasn't like that from d start. We both used to be jobless love birds staying at home 24/7.
Family › Re: My Wife Of About 4 Years Blames Me After I Caught Her Cheating by Gaspardd(m): 6:44pm On Dec 06, 2023
Last week my friend asked me, if my wife cheated on me, what would I do?
My response was...she has her own life to live, and I would not tamper with it.

It's left for me to consider walking away or not based on whatever reasons best known to me But I wouldn't judge her cuz me sef dey on pursuit of my own happiness. Besides I see her as more of a friend than as a wife. We live separate too cus of work and we've seen each other only 3ice this yr.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Regret Going To School. Wish My Parents Listened To Me by Gaspardd(m): 1:41am On Dec 01, 2023
I finished with 3rd class from OAU 2013. That was cuz I was into many things in school.
I was into skating, taekwondo, swimming, student union stuffs. That really grounded me for the outside world.

2013- 2016, no job...was a shop keeper.
2016 - 2018... Was surviving btw odd jobs. And strong believer in God expecting miracle.
2019 - 2021.. Came to Lagos with 2 clothes, learnt pipe welding.
2022- till date...been to like 6 States for diff works and currently in the North.

For me, school wasn't a waste after all. Cuz I learnt lot about social skills and being concious about learning new things; so when I Came to Lagos, I saw opportunities and the instinct kicked in.
Romance › Re: My Visit To My Elder Sister’s Beach House In Southern Nigeria (PHOTO ALBUM) by Gaspardd(m): 1:20am On Dec 01, 2023
Jennyclay:
Na wa oo!! undecided.

The rate of poverty in Nigeria is increasing everyday!!
Keep living ur life Tru tik tok and twitter. Smh
Family › Re: I Almost Broke My Vow, And See What God Did. by Gaspardd(m): 6:59pm On Nov 29, 2023
All these re just in your head. I should call you an idiot but then.....
In this Life... Just get Sense. Even with ur big house and money sb gave you. With this your rubbish Sense....you still have nothing.
Romance › Have You Ever Dated A Girl Cheating On Her Bf Before? by Gaspardd(op): 4:38pm On Nov 26, 2023
Currently in one now.
You would think there would be no drama but na lie ooo.
If my phone rings and I refuse to pick the call....wahala
If she tries my number and it's not reachable...wahala.
"So you have gone to meet another girl abi?"
One time I almost yelled out...."shebi u sef dey cheat on sn nah" but I had to restrain myself.

But on d flip side, it's a very fufilling relationship as in; when you have a kind girl with the aßs of size of 400amps welding machine (sorry I'm a welder so that's d only comparison I can think of) without any billing whatsoever then you will understand what I mean.
Family › Re: How Did You Feel Moving Back Home by Gaspardd(m): 5:35am On Nov 16, 2023
You only live once but irregardless I'll advise you to fuçk it up.
Like today I'm refusing to go to work. Let heaven fall, let hell raze, idgaf.
Romance › Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Gaspardd(m): 5:42pm On Nov 13, 2023
Maybe when you do her, it's gonna be like doing your mum. Watcha think?
Romance › Re: Should I End The Relationship Or What Is The Best Approach. by Gaspardd(m): 7:08pm On Oct 10, 2023
All my relationships, I always make it clear from the beginning that I work as a grass cutter in my company. The ones wey go stay, their billing no dey pass 2k.
Business › Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by Gaspardd(m): 11:19am On Oct 08, 2023
akwesenana:
How did it go?
Pulled out early, i watched myself missed my chance to becoming a millionaire.
Business › Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by Gaspardd(m): 11:17am On Oct 08, 2023
HardMirror:
if you waited till 2021 you would have become really rich off crypto. Crypto is not for those that rush
Lol. Who wud have known.....
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 7:07pm On Oct 03, 2023
neoG:
It is a paid advert you are right. It is all his alternate accounts he is using
And you sit behind your keyboard telling yourself that u re right with ur thinking?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 5:14am On Oct 03, 2023
incogni2o:
This thing be like paid advert
Got an LG soundbar from him. And it was epic
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 9:15pm On Oct 02, 2023
n3xt:
Here’s my honest review and feedback from my transaction with Princemilla

My transaction with him was very smooth and honest. The gadgets I pick from him were just as described.

The delivery was prompt and surpassed my expectation. He’s highly recommended.
Had a deal with him too. He's a sure guy. Actually my faith in Nigeria got restored lol.
Romance › Re: Why I Burnt My University B.s.c Certificate by Gaspardd(m): 7:52am On Aug 25, 2023
I studied civil engineering in OAU.... But my salary was 50k for like 5yrs after graduation. I learnt welding and within 6mths, a friend who we graduated together who works as QC in a company brought me in as a welder.....
Well i missed work for 13 days cuz i traveled and i still got 212k mth end.... So u can see

As for my certificate... I left in the room i stayed when i was learning welding and when i received the call to come for my first welding job. I told my guy to keep it for me. 3yrs now i haven't gone nor askee for it. Even when i traveled for my national ID card..... I couldn't bother to spend 300 naira just to get it back.
Romance › Re: How I Bursted A Lowkey Hookup Girl by Gaspardd(m): 12:37pm On Aug 02, 2023
LandMann:
Stop misrepresenting God and indirectly praising immorality and shameful behaviour of ladies and men in Nigeria. Both the op, the girl and you deserve to rot in hell.
I think you shld worry more about you judging aw pple live there lives.
"immorality and shameful" who re you to judge? Do you know the full story?
Romance › Re: How I Bursted A Lowkey Hookup Girl by Gaspardd(m): 6:32am On Aug 02, 2023
Thou shall not judge
While she might obtain the mercy of our merciful omnipotent God, do you realise you might be sent to eternal damnation for this your attitude?.... Think about it.
Romance › Re: Brag About Yourself by Gaspardd(m): 3:47pm On Jul 29, 2023
Im about to be jobless, the future is uncertain but i remain unruffled cuz i'm the one walking away.
Romance › Re: I Heard In Buddhism by Gaspardd(m): 4:40pm On Jul 27, 2023
We only have 3 options...
Hell.... Eternal torture
Heaven.... Deeper life big skirt ladies and gentlemen chanting hallelujah till eternity. No news, nothing.
Earth.... Beautiful women, i phones, AI, Rocking chairs, musics, Nice drinks... Etc...
I think a reasonable person would choose to come back to earth.
Romance › Re: I Nearly Got Embarrass In Front Of My Friends Today By A Male Nairaland Boy by Gaspardd(m): 10:42pm On Jul 09, 2023
GreatVocalist:
On the contrary, I don't think anyone is actually worthless, irrespective of how they see others.

There's just this shame that comes with seeing a person you once considered worthless, doing good later on in life.
I bet you've never met a bold faced sneaky greedy person like the OP before.
Romance › Re: I Nearly Got Embarrass In Front Of My Friends Today By A Male Nairaland Boy by Gaspardd(m): 10:08pm On Jul 09, 2023
Irony of life is that people who think they matter the most re actually worthless while those who think they re not worthy re actually the most worthy.

From your pics... I can see that uve not even experienced 20% of what life has in stock for you and u re calling a full conscious God created human a "dirty thing"..... Lol... Just dey play
Romance › Re: Can This Be Love ? by Gaspardd(m): 3:34pm On Jul 09, 2023
When legends say.... Fear women, u think say nah joke? Fear woman dude. If she threatens to kill herself, then its just a threat. Nothing more than that dude.

Again why re u snooping around her fone? Are u that stupid? Whatever you seek you shall find they say.

Then you re asking if this is love..... Reason they say fear woman is because.. .. Like right now u re filled with pity for her, lets say u guys later got married and she feels settled in the relationship. You will see the ugly snake rearing it's head outside and this type of lady go show you shege you would wonder if this is thesame lady you married out of pity.

I was in your shoes one time, i almost faked my death too but last last when she didn't hear from me, 2 mths later she was married to who she got pregnant for. That means she must have been with the guy when she was being suicidal with me. Bro fear woman. SORA FUN OBIRIN.

Well to answer your question.... I think this is love. Because truth be told, you really love the attention she is giving you.
Romance › Re: If You Want All Your Sexual Fantasy To Be In Reality Visit These States. by Gaspardd(m): 5:47am On Jul 08, 2023
In one of those states i overheard olosho and one customer haggling over price.
Olosho said 300, but the guy was pricing 200.
In my head i was like damn.
Romance › Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature: Volume 2 by Gaspardd(m): 9:02pm On Jul 07, 2023
While everything you wrote up there is 100% true but then they were relevant in the unconscious past. The grip of unconsciousness on human race is loosening up bit by bit. So humans re now more conscious and pick their options more consciously.

For instance.... In time past pple pick partners to suit or please the Society, parents, pastors or religious leaders, but in this millennium most pple pick partners based on their own individual preference.

My dad married my mum cuz his mother approved it. My mum didnt approve of mine solely cuz she's from another tribe but i didnt budge.

The issue of religion comes into play.... Most pple tend to question their believes now. Same thing with pple consciously finessing their attitudes unlike in time past.

Child bearing too is an example.... Most pple stop at 2 now unlike in time past when pple go up to 10 children.

Those points i outlined might not be related but my point is that pple make more conscious decisions now as opposed to time past when pple acts out of instinct just to survive harsh realities making them going extinct.

So your theories cant be used to project the behavior of the new female/male specie cuz he/she isn't acting out of survival instinct but out of conscious effort to make his or her life more enjoyable.

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