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The normal me used to be the daydreaming type of guy. When i was younger i was a staunch introvert so i formed the habit strongly. When i grew older, the day dreaming shifted to fantasizing about sex.

In my university days whenever i was in class i often drift off fantasizing about boobs and shít which later aggravated to being absent minded. Reason is because most of my brain energy is being lost to seepage due to sex fantasy. My condition deteriorated into a very dull brain which led me to not being able to cope with sch activities. I lated suffered an extra yr and graduated with a Third class degree.

Few mths now ive been stable with gf with lots of séx in crazy styles and crazy places and ive noticed some changes about me; i no longer fantasize about sexual stuffs again and 90% of the time im always present to the moment and constantly in the zone. Ive been more sharper and my brain grasps more things easily. Its like letting the wild dog out of the cage. Ytd Big Boss was explaining a formula for fabricating a pipe reducer (piping work) and it was amazing how i could easily grasp it compared to the other slow brains arnd me.

Who knew getting a stable gf would solve my spiritual problem?

Yormey:
Hi guys

I am an adult, female. I live and work on the Island.

I need a companion who will be a friend and also be willing to go on dates, see movies, and just go out together.

He must be single, not married, not dating.

Anyone who is interested should pls send a DM.

Must be an adult- I am too
Must be working so that we will both have money to pay for dates and movies - I do also
Must live on the Island
Not problematic or wicked.
Must be kind-hearted and willing to explore
Must be fine/cute/handsome or just presentable or neat.

I don't have a car so if you have cool oh.

Thank you and pls DM

PS: I am an anti-social introvert and this is my attempt to try and go out this year cos I'm tired of my room

If you re a fashion designer, then i think i know you. Met a lady who used to this same words who lives on d island.n

Boringdraw1:
I'm currently in my finals mechanical, how can I work here?

Lol get a certification in Qa/Qc course or learn Arc welding..(Both Stick welding and Argon welding)

Welders re th highest paid over there

kingxsamz:
Proving a point now makes one a "keyboard jockey"...
I'm sure you just learnt that word.
To be honest, I didn't expect anything intelligent from you though.
Goodluck.

Fucking kids

kingxsamz:
Which stupid charm?
Charm that can't be used for anything positive, is that one charm?
Since charm is higher than technology, why is this country still backwards?
Why is Africa, which claims to possess juju/dark magic, voodoo and stuff, still backwards? Why aren't we leading the world?
A reasonable human would ask these intellectual questions, but no, you choose to believe the hogwash you grew up to believe.
Smh, charm that couldn't stop the white men from invading our lands, and taking our brothers into slavery.
Come, which secondary school did you attend sef? ... You're really falling their hands.
Smh.

Lol....keyboard jockey

kingxsamz:
So those four blurry photos posted by a blogger looking for traffic is proof that charm/juju exists?
I'm sure you didn't even watch the video.

Can you see why people always tell you your head is not correct?

He said the truth bro...dont cower behing keyboard punching charm doeasnt exist...switch off ur fone, get on the streets and know how life is

You re just jobless i swear....u said you live in lekki, so why shld this be a novel thing to you?
Lekki is the headquater of runs girl

funmisticqueen:
change that mentality of yours, and we'll see

Bomboclat

CasNova:
Are you are a Christian? If yes, why is it difficult to go to church?

Just like aw pple decide profession, i havent decided my religion.

funmisticqueen:
you that cannot afford 2k date. Girls have suffered

See this 19800 otondo calling sn broke....anyways see i will be single soon abeg do and matchmake me.

inspirator1:
There are build ups to a point of decision with threat. Some people's temperament gives room for tolerance but once avenues to establish, correct or make a partner stick to principles or agreements are exhausted; hell looses. I think your woman is that kind of personae
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Op you didn't tell us what lead her to make such assertion with threat. If it's what you agreed to while renege and make your relationship looks childish and a power tussle stuff? Keeping to your word of promise even when threat is involved does make you a lesser man to a person of understanding. however, you have set a wrong precendent that you can be push around with threat and not man enough to keep a woman.

She has always been inviting me to programs. Ive always declined lol

Illuminated993:
You should be initiating the breakup yourself, for her audacity to give you conditions. But you haven't gotten to that strength of heart to do this.

Cant be a thug all the time...sometimes u take a break.
And again i think what women really want is just to be treated like shìt and bent on d floor. Ive always been d bad guy who does shìt and always getting away with it. With exp and age you focus more on ur goals and tend to be more laid back. This is how i am now but i think d tide is changin. I love that guys comment that said...one will turn to two, two will turn to three if u re too carefree with women.

beardlessdude:
expatiate.

Daalu

KiidaACE:
Call her bluff....

That is if you really don't wanna go cause one will turn into two and two into three and on and on the threats will keep pouring in..

Hmmmm. This is eye opening, i think ive gotten d answer. Thanks bro

yusluvad:
You should understand better bro.

Pls expantiate

Kingdollar28:


All these secondary school love sef

U and the girl are both stupid... Period!

When all u do is alluminium....love matters would be stupid to you.

Riele:
Imagine !

What should i call you , a weakling ? .

Get out!!!! Bomboclat

Starz825:
Just to go church...u come open thread..na so u bad reach

Last time i went to church...this woman said she was spiritually attacked just cuz she had a wound on her leg. She asked d whole congregation to stand up and pray for the death of the phantom person lol. Church is crazy these days

ceeroh:
Follow her. A day won't kill you

I will understand if she made it a suggestion. But making a big deal out of it is just absurd and i wont have it

She told me specifically that if i do not go to church with her next sunday, i shld just forget about her for the rest of my life.

Her claim is...she has never made such request like that b4, so for her to insist on it means she is very serious about it. Tho my response was "I'll rather die" but reason why she would be so clear cut about it kinda bothers me. One mind is telling me to just say fùck it and be a man but another voice is telling me to give it a rethink or something.

TheGoodJoe:
Meaning of Relationship

the way in which two or more people or things are connected, or the state of being connected.

Its to relate...relating.
The lady is going out and she related it to him..dude got pissed off.

TheGoodJoe:
Nice advice but I will like a tip from you of something you feel I did wrong.

An excerpt from the write up will be preferable.

You re just a broke pùssy asß bìtch full of himself, who re u to tell her what to do? Is she your wife...u guys arent in a covenant, you re just in a relate-tionship. Bomboclàt

NeedAdvice00:
She didn't respond to my message after my last response. Does it mean I'm boring or .....?

You re just an idiot who is trying to be to ubunja.
You talk too much and very disrespectful.

https://www.nairaland.com/4547670/tried-getting-love-back-it

This is my worst case scenario. True story except it happened in jan/feb 2011 when our sch was shut down cus of student protest.

That i am not important.
Be selfish, be self centered... Pple will live perfectly just fine without you. My bro died in 2016, he used to be a great helper and i think that got too much into his head. He sacrificed lots of things. 3yrs now its as if he never existed. I tot it wud be hard for me to survive without him but here i am...doing just fine....sorry brother.

LeoFish92:
I remember you served in 2016, where do you work now?

Construction company in Lagos

I exaggerated on my CV for this current job tho. I dont kno if it was helpful but then it was cool seeing d man staring at my CV to see that i had 2yrs exp at UAE when ive never even been on a flight b4.
But then i have enough exp and studied enough to defend it tho. Thats cuz ive read, watched many videos and shit about the job specifications.
Now level don change and i give God d glory.

stupidity:
lol. Why not save yourself the stress and go get ugwu from the market??


You’ll grace front page when you get bitten by snake. Lol

The ugwu is by d bush on d way to market.

I'm with bae. She is pregnant, so i will wash clothes and plates, then later i go enter bush cus she said "Gaspardd u will enter bush today oo to go and cut ugwu leaf for me so that i will mix with malt".

Then i will call my mum later and tell her to pray for me.

I think Dangote shld come and read this. I heard he is single and searching for a wife.

Nat404:
Lol. Funny guy. Professors in federal universities do not lack money.

I also can take care of you. House, living expenses and so on.

You seem like that guy that wud travel 12hrs to go on a date and wud start discussing schrodinger equation just to prove that he is intelligent.

Nat404:
Lol...stop envying someone. He has given a lot of people future unlike your Buhari who made a lot of Nigerians hopeless.

Lol envying...i have 3 jobs so why wud i envy sn who is stuck with one job?
I mean isnt 3 better than 1?