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Romance › Re: It's Over Between Us (II) by Gaspardd(m): 12:12am On Mar 24, 2023
Women have 2 strengths..... Nagging and tears. No man has ever escaped it. No man.
Christianity Etc › Re: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by Gaspardd(m): 7:12am On Mar 17, 2023
Aloof:
For External beings to leave their aboard and come to Earth just for sex makes me wonder.

Succubus and incubus, if sex is in their realm, who they have to come to Earth and start looking for spiritual wives and husbands to mate with?
I believe everything that has advantages, also have disadvantages.
The disadvantages of earth may be unending reincarnation.
What is the disadvantages of the other realms, or they don't have any? I doubt.
Even heaven as depicted in the Bible isn't perfect, if it was, war wouldn't have broke out there. I was expecting it to be eternally harmonious, and peaceful.

Before I even contemplate not to enter that light, I would love to know more about what the other realms are like.

So that it wouldn't be like the freedom Nigeria sought from UK simply because UK was milking our resources.

If we are still under the rulership of Uk, by now we would have most likey be the most developed country in Africa.
Nigeria sought for premature Independence.

A dog that wants to leave it's owner, and enter the jungle because of freedom may live to regret it.

I don't know where to begin, I'm way too open minded.
But I would really really love to know some basics about other realms before going back there.

What could have made me to leave such realm for Earth in the first place? Could the realm be more deadly that I sought refuge in Earth and prefer the unending reincarnation?

CC: OurTruth24
All your concerns re valid if there is no God.
I believe there is God, although not the Christian idea of God. He is my beloved and i totally trust him. And he is interested in my growth.
Be that as it may, i wouldn't subscribe to the shortcut OP is dishing out. I full commit myself to God for growth and whatever is. So if at this cycle of my life.... Love is my happiness, so thats what's up.
And bro.... There is a lot of difference btw love and sex
Romance › Re: I Feel Sorry For Beautiful Girls by Gaspardd(m): 2:23am On Mar 17, 2023
Goodlyhrt:
Met this very pretty lady where I went to get food for the evening. I was shy at first trying to talk to her but a little motivation then I manned up and walked upto her even though she was conversing with a friend.

Me: "hey, gud evening.."

Her: "..excuse me sir (she cuts in) as you can see I am chatting with a friend and I can't entertain a stranger.. Do you want my number? Take my number and leave me alone I am with a friend"

Me: (shell shocked) ..murmurs.. Wow I am sorry.. I don't need your number. I just want to chat with you. I won't take long.

She: "what for.. Fine maybe next time. As you can see I am busy. I stay in this street and you will have chance to see me again ok."

Me: " we can talk next time ba? Alright, what's your name?"

She: "Ore!"

Me: "my name is Daniel.(we shook hands) We will talk next time ok.. Gud night."

I never expected that answer like I wasn't even facing her when she blurted. I tried to use the rule of deflection at least to buy myself time to think of what to say to them. I was gonna talk to her less attractive friend first before I'd politely asked to see her separately. But she just did that.

When I left I felt pity for her. How many men must have tried to get her attention just like I did. Maybe she got sick and effing tired of us which made her react that way.

Imagine facing such traffic of men every seconds of her productive life.

God damn me I would do worse!
Lol... You took it the wrong way.
The question is... How many ladies gets approached by a respectful guy like this
And how many times will this happen in her lifetime?
For me i used to approach ladies back then but i dont care about their reactions cuz im offering her a very rare opportunity of her lifetime. Who wise go wise.
In this case it her loss. Let her go meet some mentally f<cked up morons in the name of redpillers.
Christianity Etc › Re: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by Gaspardd(m): 2:13am On Mar 17, 2023
Aloof:
But Earth could be more fun, there may be no ass and boobs that way.

I didn't mean to sound mundane, but fun is very essential.
I dont know why they have problem with reincarnation. To be honest i dont care about whatever it is that happens afterlife.
OMG... Just ytd i was reminiscing on the best time of my life and it wasnt wen i was making money or that.... It was wen i was in love with good loving girls in my younger years. To be honest no feeling can beat that.
I wanna recreate those feelings again. But hustle never set.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Suffer From Inferiority Complex by Gaspardd(m): 8:02pm On Mar 14, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
Will u be happy to see ur daughter earn her salary in that manner?
I knew you would ask this question.... You see... I consciously choose my path and my parents have no right to interfere. Same thing wud apply to my kids
Im living for myself not for anybody else.
Just ask yourself... With all this restrictions from society, what have we gained? The best man Nigerian can produce is Tinubu.... Isnt that telling you sth about moral restrictions?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Suffer From Inferiority Complex by Gaspardd(m): 6:00pm On Mar 14, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
When i talk nd write abt the female child i don't limit it to only Nigerian or African girl i refer to every girl child all over the world. Any girl that exposes her nekadeness to the world is a disgrace whether black or white. Don't tell me she's working legitimately
Then you must have been writing rubbish. Who re you to dictate who she should be? Or do you think she gives a sh>t about your opinion?
She's making her money and her spouse and family members re cool with it. So what is your problem with that?
Family › Re: Pls What Is The Solution :I Talk While Am Alone !! by Gaspardd(m): 3:57am On Mar 14, 2023
Its not healthy for you you. There re 2 classes of pple, those that uses their mind, and those that re being used by the mind.
You re gradually falling below the mind. And the mind is using you. The mind dethroned the real you and its now your boss.
The mind is not a good boss bro. Its not a good boss. Find every means to dethrone it. Either tru staying present or tru repeating mantras in your head.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 8:08pm On Mar 08, 2023
DOVgadgets:
My brother
I just quietly blocked and deleted her number
Very rude and ill mannered
Ive bought sth from her before. And she was super nice and even went extra mile to waybill... That was my exp tho
Romance › Re: Does This Life Really Worth It? I Am Just Tired Right Now by Gaspardd(m): 10:16am On Feb 23, 2023
The problem is that you re resisting your aloneness... Penetrate into your aloneness and thats where you will meet God cus God is alone.
Afterall we re born alone and we will die alone. So why re u afraid of ur aloneness?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 4:41pm On Feb 02, 2023
Pls who has rechargeable fan for clearance sale?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 2:39am On Feb 02, 2023
missbae:
Chandelier....35k
lg 1.5hp inverter Ac....148k
Rechargable fan...25k
Ox 20" Standing fan...25k
Ox standing fan 26"...32k
12.5kg Cylinder + gas half filled...17k
Samsung TV 32...47k
Jvc smart TV...85k
Tv console...20k
Leather 3seater,2 seater n 1 seater sofa..100k
Gen 2.5kva...70k SOLD
5kg Lg inverter washing machine...85k
Bodyguard...120k
I MAC System....60k
Window blind...18k
2.5 kva Inverter+ two 12v 200amh battery+ rack..150k(battery last max 2hrs)
4burner table top Gascooker...20k
Rechargable Bluetooth speaker system with 2microphones....50k
4 and half by 6...bed and mattress + drawer..70k

08027041312
Kosofe
Is the rechargeable fan still available?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 5:54pm On Feb 01, 2023
Teedol:
I have this 1.5hp Hisense inverter ac bought brand new. All the original accessories like the copper hose and engine hanger in place.
Price: 150k
08166108117

Many other house hold items also for sale.
120k....serious buyer ooo
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 1:27am On Jan 28, 2023
Vonnov:
11KVA Senci Honda Generator = N430k

10KVA MAXI Generator = N400k
(1month old)

6.7KVA SUMEC Firman = N400k
(3 weeks old)

7KVA PowerValue Gen = N300k

4.5KVA ELEPAQ Gen = N170k
(7 weeks old)

2.9KVA Sumec Firman Gen = N160k

60x60 3 Gas + 1 Electric cooker = N75k
(1 month)

12.5KG Silver Cespa LPG Composite gas cylinder = N30k

43” LED TV = N110k

50” Hisense LED TV = N125k

55” LG WebOS smart TV (tiny line on right) = N160k

PlayStation 4 Hacked 2 Controllers = N165k

Bedframe + ottoman + pillows (6x4.5) = N180k

Bedframe + side tables + sockets + pillows (6x4.5) = N190k

6x4.5 mattress new = N45k

6x4.5 mattress used = N25k

6x4.5 bedframe with ottoman = N110k

4 Seat IKEA dining (New) = N190k

2 Seat circular IKEA dining (New) = N100k

1HP Hisense Inverter Split Air Conditioner + Copper pipes, Hose, Wires, Hanger = N175k
(1 unit left)

1HP Polystar Inverter AC + Copper pipes, Hose, Wires, Hanger = N170k

1HP Kenstar Inverter AC = N160k

All AC units come with their manufacturer gas intact.

Water dispenser with chiller = N35k

Side by side Fridge WINTER LEVEL = N380k
[Frost free, Low volt, noiseless, heatless]

300L LG MOSCOW INDUCING Fridge = N170k
[Frost free, Stabilizer free]


Located in Lagos, all work perfectly
Whatsapp for more pictures.

Come in person pay and pickup
NO PAYMENT ON DELIVERY so come yourself, send a representative or arrange with a delivery company of your choice.

ZERO EIGHT ZERO 5 3 4 4 6 FIVE ONE ONE
1hp kenstar 120k? Very serious buyer
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 12:41am On Jan 23, 2023
[quote author=Vonnov post=120290788][/quote]Can the AC go for 120k? Serious buyer
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 3:57am On Jan 12, 2023
Awon under 16 ti take over
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 2:10am On Dec 31, 2022
Prince3:
I do, but someone has booked to come check mine tomorrow... So it will be available after he might have come and gone. Depending on his Choice of what he wanted...
Lol... Na me dey come
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 5:48pm On Dec 29, 2022
Prince3:
SOLD just now..
Sound Bar . ₦100k
Alien Ware Desktop. 1gb Dedicated ₦120k
Active 2 Samsung smart Watch. ₦40k
LG Microwave. Faulty.

Note Guys I sell Laptops with 6month warranty
I just called you now boss... Saturday will be around
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 7:27pm On Dec 28, 2022
Prince3:
SOLD just now..
Sound Bar . ₦100k
Alien Ware Desktop. 1gb Dedicated ₦120k
Active 2 Samsung smart Watch. ₦40k
LG Microwave. Faulty.

Note Guys I sell Laptops with 6month warranty
Model and pics of soundbar
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 11:32am On Dec 25, 2022
LetLoveHeal:
Neatly used zealot s39 SUPER BASS BLUETOOTH
Speakers with breadth-taking strong BASS and surround sound.Very long-lasting battery life for longer music play.Advanced Wireless Technology - Perfect for home and outdoor events with Powerful speakers with breadth-taking strong BASS.
PRICE-#25K
LOCATION-LAGOS
CALL/WHATSAPP-09I28698472
Your number is not valid
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 1:30am On Dec 25, 2022
LetLoveHeal:
Neatly used zealot s39 SUPER BASS BLUETOOTH
Speakers with breadth-taking strong BASS and surround sound.Very long-lasting battery life for longer music play.Advanced Wireless Technology - Perfect for home and outdoor events with Powerful speakers with breadth-taking strong BASS.
PRICE-#25K
LOCATION-LAGOS
CALL/WHATSAPP-09I28698472
20k serious buyer... Would pay ASAP
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 1:29am On Dec 25, 2022
LetLoveHeal:
Neatly used zealot s39 SUPER BASS BLUETOOTH
Speakers with breadth-taking strong BASS and surround sound.Very long-lasting battery life for longer music play.Advanced Wireless Technology - Perfect for home and outdoor events with Powerful speakers with breadth-taking strong BASS.
PRICE-#25K
LOCATION-LAGOS
CALL/WHATSAPP-09I28698472
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 11:00pm On Dec 24, 2022
ofemigeorge:
grin grin grin all these childish things you are doing ehn. grin grin You no go fit sey pem, if we sit down one on one oo grin grin power of online things cool
Boss, pls ignore this beggars.... They re small boys who have time to beg for attentions
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 1:45pm On Oct 27, 2022
ofemigeorge:
I remembered one guy that was pricing one out of my two big generator 25k on this forum. He said i should fear God. I hope he sees this post and fear fear. grin
Lol i traveled to home town, will be back nxt week.(Will sent you pics of the gen when i get back) I already worked the gen. No need for mechanic, just googled minor things like cleaning of carburettor, air filter and oil change. I did the painting myself.
Sn saw it and was asking me if i bought a new gen.
And its working perfectly boss

The thing is.... you need to have come across sth real before u can recognise real. Same applies to women lol.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 8:46am On Oct 12, 2022
ofemigeorge:
The ultimate tiger big generator used by welders becos of it power. 4-stroke single cylinder, air Brushless,100% Copper
Fuel Tank Capacity 12L
Fuel Petrol. Extreme fuel economization. Using less fuel for long period.
It's carries all the appliances including deep freezers and standing fridge at the same time with other things.

Going for 50k.
0806093twelve46
Selling due to the fact we have two big generator. Our area always have electricity almost 20hrs in the day and it's packing dust.
I just called u now. This is d welder guy
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 11:46am On Oct 10, 2022
Uniquewise:
1. Original Honda generator EG 6500 CXS
Very very neat and works perfectly. Bought brand new.
Selling due to relocation

Mende-Maryland

2. Biinaytone AVS
New
Location: Ago-Okota
7k

Call/Whatsapp 08059054222
Price?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 6:07am On Oct 10, 2022
ofemigeorge:
The ultimate tiger big generator used by welders becos of it power. 4-stroke single cylinder, air Brushless,100% Copper
Fuel Tank Capacity 12L
Fuel Petrol. Extreme fuel economization. Using less fuel for long period.
It's carries all the appliances including deep freezers and standing fridge at the same time with other things.

Going for 50k.
0806093twelve46
Selling due to the fact we have two big generator. Our area always have electricity almost 20hrs in the day and it's packing dust.
What's d kva?
I don't care about how it looks. I just want to kno d kva and proof that's its working fine sir
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 6:06am On Oct 10, 2022
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Family › Re: My Wife's Ex-Boyfriend Is About To Ruin My Marriage by Gaspardd(m): 7:49pm On Aug 16, 2022
Soulflai:
if whatever I write up there that my wife cheat with her ex is lie, then I should not see tomorrow.I am sad
Its sad u re making this about you. How wud ur kid feel knowing that an aboki was pouring hot Akamu on his head at that cycle of his life? You sure that kid wud ever be normal?
Romance › If I Died, Would I Have A Phone In Heaven? by Gaspardd(op): 9:20am On Jul 11, 2022
I have Netflix, boom player, tik tok, vidmate to download and stream benny hinn's teachings, Audio bible, play list of spirit songs to get me in the spirit.(my life depends on it.)

Been in a serious relationship with a girl of my dreams which is kind of unfortunate cus it shattered the long nurtured dream of having a soulmate. You know this dream u rr being fed that you would eventually find that special girl after going tru fire and tapping into the most acrobatic displays of words and actions like you see in movies just to get that one special girl and the love wud forever after be sweetness overload. For my friend Tayo, he suddenly got a distress call around 10pm from this girl that she was in an accident, dude had to hop on a moving trailer(he was broke) to get to her place to save his princess, (he later narrated how he jumped down from d moving vehicle rolling on d floor with minor bruises, like in action movies nah). Dude came back with 14k debt. But thats doesnt matter cus he eventually got d girl.

So back to the point.... I got the woman of my dreams but she has been a torn in my flesh, women (im referring to the good ones) are so so irrational in thinking, they re so ungrateful, if anything goes wrong, i.e she smashes her phone without you having anything to do with that incident, you better just automatically take the blame for it otherwise you re worst than a sinner.
I believe the problem we guys have is not the devil, nor buhari but mostly women. A guy would go out to hustle 2k head pan only to flush it on urgent 3k. Talk of paying bride price, renting a better apartment above ur budget, starting a business for her, her mum getting sick and suddenly moving into the house.... Etc. Infact im getting pissed off like this like this. And God forbid u get married to sn like Funke Akindele.

I don't hate women and i know that i can't do without them, infact there's an overriding fact that women gives men unspeakable joy but there is more pressing believe that i am far far better off without these creatures. Kind of a paradox or ying yang thing? Lol me sef  d thing dey confuse me.

So with my mobile phone, i get all the good feelings i want mhen. Im a welder and currently not on job. My friends wud hangout with their babes while i literally lock myself in the room morning till night with my phone, speaker and 2 powerbanks. Nothing outside world (not even death) matters to me anymore. Everything happening around me is like they re happening on another planet. I cud literally go tru fire and i wudnt even notice as long as my fone is with me.

So that brought up my question that if i died, wud i have a phone, Internet and a good sound system in heaven?
Education › Re: I Made The Biggest Decision In My Life by Gaspardd(m): 8:41pm On Oct 09, 2020
Stereo99:
Hello everyone, my name is placid,I have been a ghost member of this great forum,and I have been reading and following up wonderful threads in this group on low key. Pls,your advise is highly needed now.
Am 19 years old and I made the biggest decision in my life.
I just finished my ND last year and am doing my (IT )in port Harcourt, I studied agriculture extension and management.
Now, I don't wish to further my education because of the economic situation of this country and everything. (mind you, is not because of money).
I don't see no need furthering my HND in my line of studied and I have try to change the course but is not possible ,I now wish to learn one or two I.T skills or any other lucrative skills to make it in this country.

Pls do suggest to me any lucrative I.T skills or any other skills to learn.
Any other advise is highly accepted.
Thank you
Lol at 19 u re sayin you've made the biggest decision of your life.....whatever decision you make now is negligible to the exp life will throw at you. So just have fun.
Education › Re: This Is Why They Study Pythagoras In Schools; BLACK MAN DO NOT BE DECIEVED!!! by Gaspardd(m): 7:34am On Oct 07, 2020
chatinent:
I've really not seen anyone solving Pythagoras in any office before they are paid salaries.

All those complex problems were for nothing.
Pipe fitters and welders are being paid 1m monthly using Pythagoras theorem to fit pipes
Romance › Re: Thread Closed!! by Gaspardd(m): 7:30pm On Sep 26, 2020
Preshieben:
someone's talking about cheating when we ain't even dating.
You would never appreciate honesty even if it's pelted on ur face

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