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RomanceRe: Getting Her From Chair To Bed In Your Room. My Experience by Gaspardd(m): 7:12pm On Jun 23, 2023
Usually i just laff at this chumps forming alpha male. You meet a lady and instead of you to actually be present and in the zone.... In your own reality and owning ur shit, the needy chump in you got into your head and trying to drag yourself into her reality.
Lol f<cking teens.
Next time when you have a sweet babe over, let her meet you painting, doing plumbing, or carpentry work. Draw her into your reality and you see her lost into your world.
Of course that applies to sweet loving girls not the average niger babe thinking of how to bill you, while you scheming how to bed her.... Bunch of re~tards
RomanceRe: True Life Experience With The Spirits And Spirits World. by Gaspardd(m): 6:21pm On Jun 14, 2023
LeftAlone:
Do you mind if witches just rub your buttocks a lil bit, or let them just blow you small breeze?

I wan check something.

Let's see who is superior.
I bind you in Jesus name
RomanceRe: True Life Experience With The Spirits And Spirits World. by Gaspardd(m): 4:48pm On Jun 14, 2023
Witch oooo, ghost ooo, e no concern me, humans are the most superior creature with the highest consciousness in the universe. So im above all those bullshits. I cant be bothered by them.
Note; im not saying they r not real....my point is i can't be bothered by them.
RomanceRe: Women, Date A Gemini Man If You Want To Flourish In Life by Gaspardd(m): 6:33pm On Jun 11, 2023
I can relate bro.
That's why im just laughing at this new babe wey dey do shakara. She no know wetin i fit offer her. I just want her to show some sense
RomanceRe: (relationship Wahala) My Girlfriend Bought A New Phone by Gaspardd(m): 5:43pm On Jun 04, 2023
Im not gonna talk like a gentleman here, but you re an idiot for asking a grown up lady where she got money from. If anybody asks me such question, that idiot wud be knocked the f<ck out.
Asking me silly question.... For what?
RomanceRe: My Mom Caught Me With Weed Depresssed by Gaspardd(m): 4:34pm On Jun 04, 2023
Tell her its just a vegetable, as she cooks hers, u smoke yours. Same same with fish.... Abi she doesn't eat smoked fish ni?
RomanceRe: What I Have Learnt About Girls In My 20s by Gaspardd(m): 7:52pm On Jun 03, 2023
Fear women. Fear women. Make this your mantra 30 mins every day you wake up.
FamilyRe: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by Gaspardd(m): 11:17am On Jun 01, 2023
Klass99:
On a different note you and the OP have proved to me that men can't handle being alone very well just like it was in the garden of Eden for Adam. cheesy I can see how most of you get into trouble.
Life is ying yang, left and right, day and night, male and female, positive and negative... Aloneness and being social. And remember whatever is good need price to be paid. You cant just sit at mall expecting to have a good time.
FamilyRe: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by Gaspardd(m):
Pple saying 30k on outing is too much re just being unreasonable.... You dont know aw boring it is to be single? Without being social, d aloneness can make sn run mad. You need this little outings to recharge your soul.
2. Even to have a gf/wife is far more expensive than that.

And for me also, im equally confused. Cuz the way money dey miss for my account enh? Ahhhhhhhh lord have mercy.
FamilyRe: How Can I Stop One Woman I Know From Suicide? by Gaspardd(m): 12:21pm On May 27, 2023
Whatever the story is...the guiding rule is FEAR WOMEN.
FamilyRe: Should I Ask Her To Go by Gaspardd(m): 7:49pm On May 24, 2023
Similar thing happened to me but reversed was the case.
She organised a contribution and couldn't account for like a million naira. The debt affected her so much that she became really sick.
I had to be working hard spending all my income on paying debt i knew nothing about and baby sitting her.
Those were dark days mhen and my mind was made up that i would leave and start living my life.
One night i came home, met her crying profusely, apologising to me for all the things that happened and stuff, i was ice cold and later i told her i want to leave. She cried and cried and told me no problem. Even helped me packed my stuffs.

Long story short i left, rented an apartment, bought electronics of my dream.... but then after 1mth of staying alone (flexing my life) , i realised how much i loved her, i cudnt let her suffer alone, we have to fight our demons out together. Went back home to fight.. And now we re doing great, like really great.
RomanceRe: See The Plenty Fishes I Caught For My Pregnant Wife by Gaspardd(m): 9:30pm On Apr 30, 2023
Puss360:
Yes, Lagos is over populated because it is the economic point of Nigeria...
Those sparsely populated villages, of it were economic viable, don't you think people will flood that placehuh
Let's face fact, Nigeria of today, minimum monthly wage can't take care of an adult alone per month....
And this man is an adult and I doubt if he has constantly the minimum wage in his account monthly, and in addition, to feed his whole lot of children.....
U re underestimating the peace of mind pple in the villages have. A man i know here pays 600k/yr as house rent but his mum still sends him food stuffs tru benue line every month.
We in the city av been battered with scarcity mindset as opposed to those in deep villages where there is much abundance of food.
RomanceRe: See The Plenty Fishes I Caught For My Pregnant Wife by Gaspardd(m): 1:49pm On Apr 30, 2023
Puss360:
Lol... Wahala... Na this bony fish you wan use feed your plenty childrenhuh....
Some people needs to go to jail honestly....
You are in the village, deep village....
You are trying to overpopulate the nation...
Now ordinary feeding, you pack fresh bony fish full basket....

Ignorance truly is bliss...
This post reeks of too much ignorance. You think life is all about our overpopulated lagos?
Dont just sit at the comfort of ur house being fed nonsense by arise news.... Go to some deep villages, you will trek almost 1km without seeing up to 50 people.
RomanceRe: Read My Story, Cry, But Please Help Me by Gaspardd(m): 8:12pm On Apr 21, 2023
Nobodies dies.... Birth is a death to the baby in the womb, while death is a new birth when the body can no longer function. So rejoice my brother.
Instead of focusing on ur mum, focus on ur new journey ahead. Your mum is in safe hands. She will soon be free too.
RomanceRe: Lady Told Me To Give Her Space For Not Helping Her Pack Her Pants by Gaspardd(m): 3:38pm On Apr 19, 2023
A lady once told me to help her pack her clothes too when it was raining.
I told her..... I" ll rather die.
Pack it... FOR WHAT?
RomanceRe: Lady Told Me To Give Her Space For Not Helping Her Pack Her Pants by Gaspardd(m): 3:33pm On Apr 19, 2023
Lalami3232:
What do you want us to do because I no dey get the reason why you create this thread.
It's either most of una be children/teens or una dey extremely jobless.
3yrs time, just come back and read this thread again, you go understand wetin I dey talk
I hope u re typing this inside ur lambo, and sitting beside barrack Obama discussing world peace? huh
Car TalkRe: Amazing! Before And After Of Car Painting And Buff/ Polishing @SouthEast Nigeria by Gaspardd(m): 2:57pm On Apr 07, 2023
Do you offer training?
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If Were In The Position Of This Jobless Guy Dating Rich Girl by Gaspardd(m): 1:16pm On Apr 07, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
so hw far God don bless you?
No. That because I dont believe in God. But Nah d pain break me so tey i had to just cry and yell at sth.
Although i believe that being focused is only what can make me succeed.
About the lady tho, she later turned all d blame on me. Said i cud have hit her or whatever, and not run away like an immature person. Fear women ooo.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If Were In The Position Of This Jobless Guy Dating Rich Girl by Gaspardd(m): 10:22pm On Apr 06, 2023
One time i was dating a lady who has her house (built it by herself) so i moved in with her... You'kno mugu level.
One day an argument broke out and with annoyance i packed my load to leave the house.
Oh mehn this lady get mind, enter house and counted her money to be sure i didn't steal out of it and proceeded to lock the door. Ahhhh i wept that day. I went straight to a nearby church, knelt down and prayed to God till day break that he should bless me.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 7:12am On Mar 29, 2023
Prince3:
Lol, Chief after 2 months you still remember me. I go buyam back incase you want resellam o. 🤣🤣
Lol na my wife get am now ooooo.
She no dey gree make i near am
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 1:00am On Mar 28, 2023
Prince3:
Amazon HD fire 10
32gb Storage...
2gb ram...
Available in 2units.
Just came to Nigeria on Saturday...
Selling for a good and fair price.
DM me with your offer. All Clean as new.
(Quote me anywhere).

Please before you price check for the random price on Jiji... But am ready to sell way very lesser than them.
My Digits: 08036612264
Bought soundbar from this boss: seen lots of soundbars but this one is really different from balablue.
Thank God i didn't purchase lesser than the amount tho. Guilt for dey catch me. Thanks bro.
RomanceRe: It's Over Between Us (II) by Gaspardd(m): 12:12am On Mar 24, 2023
Women have 2 strengths..... Nagging and tears. No man has ever escaped it. No man.
Christianity EtcRe: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by Gaspardd(m): 7:12am On Mar 17, 2023
Aloof:
For External beings to leave their aboard and come to Earth just for sex makes me wonder.

Succubus and incubus, if sex is in their realm, who they have to come to Earth and start looking for spiritual wives and husbands to mate with?
I believe everything that has advantages, also have disadvantages.
The disadvantages of earth may be unending reincarnation.
What is the disadvantages of the other realms, or they don't have any? I doubt.
Even heaven as depicted in the Bible isn't perfect, if it was, war wouldn't have broke out there. I was expecting it to be eternally harmonious, and peaceful.

Before I even contemplate not to enter that light, I would love to know more about what the other realms are like.

So that it wouldn't be like the freedom Nigeria sought from UK simply because UK was milking our resources.

If we are still under the rulership of Uk, by now we would have most likey be the most developed country in Africa.
Nigeria sought for premature Independence.

A dog that wants to leave it's owner, and enter the jungle because of freedom may live to regret it.

I don't know where to begin, I'm way too open minded.
But I would really really love to know some basics about other realms before going back there.

What could have made me to leave such realm for Earth in the first place? Could the realm be more deadly that I sought refuge in Earth and prefer the unending reincarnation?

CC: OurTruth24
All your concerns re valid if there is no God.
I believe there is God, although not the Christian idea of God. He is my beloved and i totally trust him. And he is interested in my growth.
Be that as it may, i wouldn't subscribe to the shortcut OP is dishing out. I full commit myself to God for growth and whatever is. So if at this cycle of my life.... Love is my happiness, so thats what's up.
And bro.... There is a lot of difference btw love and sex
RomanceRe: I Feel Sorry For Beautiful Girls by Gaspardd(m): 2:23am On Mar 17, 2023
Goodlyhrt:
Met this very pretty lady where I went to get food for the evening. I was shy at first trying to talk to her but a little motivation then I manned up and walked upto her even though she was conversing with a friend.

Me: "hey, gud evening.."

Her: "..excuse me sir (she cuts in) as you can see I am chatting with a friend and I can't entertain a stranger.. Do you want my number? Take my number and leave me alone I am with a friend"

Me: (shell shocked) ..murmurs.. Wow I am sorry.. I don't need your number. I just want to chat with you. I won't take long.

She: "what for.. Fine maybe next time. As you can see I am busy. I stay in this street and you will have chance to see me again ok."

Me: " we can talk next time ba? Alright, what's your name?"

She: "Ore!"

Me: "my name is Daniel.(we shook hands) We will talk next time ok.. Gud night."

I never expected that answer like I wasn't even facing her when she blurted. I tried to use the rule of deflection at least to buy myself time to think of what to say to them. I was gonna talk to her less attractive friend first before I'd politely asked to see her separately. But she just did that.

When I left I felt pity for her. How many men must have tried to get her attention just like I did. Maybe she got sick and effing tired of us which made her react that way.

Imagine facing such traffic of men every seconds of her productive life.

God damn me I would do worse!
Lol... You took it the wrong way.
The question is... How many ladies gets approached by a respectful guy like this
And how many times will this happen in her lifetime?
For me i used to approach ladies back then but i dont care about their reactions cuz im offering her a very rare opportunity of her lifetime. Who wise go wise.
In this case it her loss. Let her go meet some mentally f<cked up morons in the name of redpillers.
Christianity EtcRe: When You Die, Don't Go Towards The Light!!! by Gaspardd(m): 2:13am On Mar 17, 2023
Aloof:
But Earth could be more fun, there may be no ass and boobs that way.

I didn't mean to sound mundane, but fun is very essential.
I dont know why they have problem with reincarnation. To be honest i dont care about whatever it is that happens afterlife.
OMG... Just ytd i was reminiscing on the best time of my life and it wasnt wen i was making money or that.... It was wen i was in love with good loving girls in my younger years. To be honest no feeling can beat that.
I wanna recreate those feelings again. But hustle never set.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Suffer From Inferiority Complex by Gaspardd(m): 8:02pm On Mar 14, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
Will u be happy to see ur daughter earn her salary in that manner?
I knew you would ask this question.... You see... I consciously choose my path and my parents have no right to interfere. Same thing wud apply to my kids
Im living for myself not for anybody else.
Just ask yourself... With all this restrictions from society, what have we gained? The best man Nigerian can produce is Tinubu.... Isnt that telling you sth about moral restrictions?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Suffer From Inferiority Complex by Gaspardd(m): 6:00pm On Mar 14, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
When i talk nd write abt the female child i don't limit it to only Nigerian or African girl i refer to every girl child all over the world. Any girl that exposes her nekadeness to the world is a disgrace whether black or white. Don't tell me she's working legitimately
Then you must have been writing rubbish. Who re you to dictate who she should be? Or do you think she gives a sh>t about your opinion?
She's making her money and her spouse and family members re cool with it. So what is your problem with that?
FamilyRe: Pls What Is The Solution :I Talk While Am Alone !! by Gaspardd(m): 3:57am On Mar 14, 2023
Its not healthy for you you. There re 2 classes of pple, those that uses their mind, and those that re being used by the mind.
You re gradually falling below the mind. And the mind is using you. The mind dethroned the real you and its now your boss.
The mind is not a good boss bro. Its not a good boss. Find every means to dethrone it. Either tru staying present or tru repeating mantras in your head.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 8:08pm On Mar 08, 2023
DOVgadgets:
My brother
I just quietly blocked and deleted her number
Very rude and ill mannered
Ive bought sth from her before. And she was super nice and even went extra mile to waybill... That was my exp tho
RomanceRe: Does This Life Really Worth It? I Am Just Tired Right Now by Gaspardd(m): 10:16am On Feb 23, 2023
The problem is that you re resisting your aloneness... Penetrate into your aloneness and thats where you will meet God cus God is alone.
Afterall we re born alone and we will die alone. So why re u afraid of ur aloneness?

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