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Penetration (thrusting) is not the only way to make love to a woman. There are different ways to penetrate her soul for instance by eye contact.... When there is a merging.... The orgasm is beyond this world. It can even carry you for weeks

The last date i had with a babe, her beauty is breath taking. Told her there is a serene river around and would show her.
Bought some drinks and well garnished pork meat. Everything was just 2,500 naira. The date ended with a kiss.
The diff btw our my situation and urs is that we (me and this beautiful lady) both have sense. We both understand that money is hard earned and shld not to be thrown around foolishly.

Meanwhile in ur own case, u re a 23yo with no focus begging for validation. Don't put the cart b4 d horse bro. Stay focused, leave all this women stuff for now, seek thyself, know thyself and be thyself.
By that time, the ones that have sense will be attracted to you while the shitbrains ones will be attracted to their likes.....

CondenseMilk:
You are aware that another man is banging the punanni.

You now need advice on how to snatch her and continue from there?

Yes

Albertone:
Hausa babe dey bear Elizabeth?

I no say make una no lie give us, but let it be small small lies.

Pls go and watch your arise news.... Leave the outside world for us to explore.
But pls don't be too proud of ur ignorance.

Met this hausa babe. She was so sweet. She has problem with English so she talks slowly and listening to her is like meditating.
I come back from work everyday to meet sweet delicacies, neat room and the scent of detergent coming from my neatly arranged clothes

One day i was strolling with her to nowhere, i heard this lady telling her... "Elizabeth, your oga tell me say u block him number"; she responded with... "i don't want to talk about it".

Turned out she had a bf and served the dude a hot breakfast. Dude as been scrambling around talking to pple to beg her. Somehow that appealed to my ego cuz i was like.... Yeah im alpha male lol. (she chose me type sh>t)

4 days now, her number hasn't been going tru. .
I got an info that a guy came around cruising her around with a ride.
Damn it hurts and im in sifia pains.
I feel like simping on this one.
I need simping advice pls.....what shld i do?.

DonroxyII:
Human is the Most Powerful Amongst them all Na Only FearFear Be Our Problems.....

They All Exist But Pry On Our Fears If You Stand Your Ground, You Would Be Respected By them All & Non of them Would Mess With You .... Nevertheless, Be at The Top Gear of Your Reasonableness(consciousness) & Be a Sane Human That Understand Human Anatomy & Psychology Very well Such That When You are Emotionally Hacked, You Can Easily Reset Yourself Back to Your Default ...

If not, You Would Go Psychic Within Hours & Shut Down !

Yeah you really get the point. Thats what the zen religion calls mindfulness or being present.

Crystalom35:
mr used to.

Allow me to do mine. I no see u as person to give me advice. An unsolicited one at that.

No too dey form busy body.

I want sex. I get sex. Simple as ABC. Come here wan form wetin you no be.

People like una no even get friends for real life. Talk more of girlfriend.

You know how I know? Because from your typing and trying to be on a higher moral ground, you come across as boring, snubbish, weak.

I mean look at the nonsense you write see how try to tell others what to do with their life?

Who be you exactly to tell me the meaning of what I want to do with a woman?

You are nothing but a narcissistic person who thinks only their opinion and idea is right. Such people can't sustain relationship.

Because you become malicious and vile when others do not accept your position. You are not good in anyway. You just don't have any social power hence you pretend to be good.

If you can get women, you'd get as much as any other man. But because you can't, you formulate stupid theories in your head that sex doesn't matter.

Mumu

Bro im like 10 yrs into your future. And that's actually if the game is nice to you. So in a way im on a higher level.

Crystalom35:
virgin don drop motivation

Mugu... I used to do all this wayback in 2009-2012. But as you grow older and as the game became kind to you, you loose ur scarcity mindset and kinda relax and just be fun.

Crystalom35:
see mumu talk sha 😁 😁

So because I dey expect girl make I go look for work start dey do?

I wanted to bed her. And I bed her. End of story.

Every man gets approach anxiety. It doesn't matter whether you're an alpha male or a simp.

Every man dreads approach a woman. What makes the difference is the ability to overcome it and go for what you want.

Ur neediness can only attract low hanging fruits.
And its not about banging, its about being social, meeting quality pple and being genuinely nice to each other in this cruel world.
What's in banging for gods sake... Its just a sport, simple as that but when your disfunctional brain sees it as an achievement, u re bound to create an ego out of it.

Usually i just laff at this chumps forming alpha male. You meet a lady and instead of you to actually be present and in the zone.... In your own reality and owning ur shit, the needy chump in you got into your head and trying to drag yourself into her reality.
Lol f<cking teens.
Next time when you have a sweet babe over, let her meet you painting, doing plumbing, or carpentry work. Draw her into your reality and you see her lost into your world.
Of course that applies to sweet loving girls not the average niger babe thinking of how to bill you, while you scheming how to bed her.... Bunch of re~tards

LeftAlone:
Do you mind if witches just rub your buttocks a lil bit, or let them just blow you small breeze?

I wan check something.

Let's see who is superior.

I bind you in Jesus name

Witch oooo, ghost ooo, e no concern me, humans are the most superior creature with the highest consciousness in the universe. So im above all those bullshits. I cant be bothered by them.
Note; im not saying they r not real....my point is i can't be bothered by them.

I can relate bro.
That's why im just laughing at this new babe wey dey do shakara. She no know wetin i fit offer her. I just want her to show some sense

Im not gonna talk like a gentleman here, but you re an idiot for asking a grown up lady where she got money from. If anybody asks me such question, that idiot wud be knocked the f<ck out.
Asking me silly question.... For what?

Tell her its just a vegetable, as she cooks hers, u smoke yours. Same same with fish.... Abi she doesn't eat smoked fish ni?

Fear women. Fear women. Make this your mantra 30 mins every day you wake up.

Klass99:
On a different note you and the OP have proved to me that men can't handle being alone very well just like it was in the garden of Eden for Adam. I can see how most of you get into trouble.

Life is ying yang, left and right, day and night, male and female, positive and negative... Aloneness and being social. And remember whatever is good need price to be paid. You cant just sit at mall expecting to have a good time.

Pple saying 30k on outing is too much re just being unreasonable.... You dont know aw boring it is to be single? Without being social, d aloneness can make sn run mad. You need this little outings to recharge your soul.
2. Even to have a gf/wife is far more expensive than that.

And for me also, im equally confused. Cuz the way money dey miss for my account enh? Ahhhhhhhh lord have mercy.

Whatever the story is...the guiding rule is FEAR WOMEN.

Similar thing happened to me but reversed was the case.
She organised a contribution and couldn't account for like a million naira. The debt affected her so much that she became really sick.
I had to be working hard spending all my income on paying debt i knew nothing about and baby sitting her.
Those were dark days mhen and my mind was made up that i would leave and start living my life.
One night i came home, met her crying profusely, apologising to me for all the things that happened and stuff, i was ice cold and later i told her i want to leave. She cried and cried and told me no problem. Even helped me packed my stuffs.

Long story short i left, rented an apartment, bought electronics of my dream.... but then after 1mth of staying alone (flexing my life) , i realised how much i loved her, i cudnt let her suffer alone, we have to fight our demons out together. Went back home to fight.. And now we re doing great, like really great.

Puss360:
Yes, Lagos is over populated because it is the economic point of Nigeria...
Those sparsely populated villages, of it were economic viable, don't you think people will flood that place
Let's face fact, Nigeria of today, minimum monthly wage can't take care of an adult alone per month....
And this man is an adult and I doubt if he has constantly the minimum wage in his account monthly, and in addition, to feed his whole lot of children.....

U re underestimating the peace of mind pple in the villages have. A man i know here pays 600k/yr as house rent but his mum still sends him food stuffs tru benue line every month.
We in the city av been battered with scarcity mindset as opposed to those in deep villages where there is much abundance of food.

Puss360:
Lol... Wahala... Na this bony fish you wan use feed your plenty children....
Some people needs to go to jail honestly....
You are in the village, deep village....
You are trying to overpopulate the nation...
Now ordinary feeding, you pack fresh bony fish full basket....

Ignorance truly is bliss...

This post reeks of too much ignorance. You think life is all about our overpopulated lagos?
Dont just sit at the comfort of ur house being fed nonsense by arise news.... Go to some deep villages, you will trek almost 1km without seeing up to 50 people.

Nobodies dies.... Birth is a death to the baby in the womb, while death is a new birth when the body can no longer function. So rejoice my brother.
Instead of focusing on ur mum, focus on ur new journey ahead. Your mum is in safe hands. She will soon be free too.

A lady once told me to help her pack her clothes too when it was raining.
I told her..... I" ll rather die.
Pack it... FOR WHAT?

Lalami3232:
What do you want us to do because I no dey get the reason why you create this thread.
It's either most of una be children/teens or una dey extremely jobless.
3yrs time, just come back and read this thread again, you go understand wetin I dey talk

I hope u re typing this inside ur lambo, and sitting beside barrack Obama discussing world peace?

Do you offer training?

Ballzproblem2:
so hw far God don bless you?

No. That because I dont believe in God. But Nah d pain break me so tey i had to just cry and yell at sth.
Although i believe that being focused is only what can make me succeed.
About the lady tho, she later turned all d blame on me. Said i cud have hit her or whatever, and not run away like an immature person. Fear women ooo.

One time i was dating a lady who has her house (built it by herself) so i moved in with her... You'kno mugu level.
One day an argument broke out and with annoyance i packed my load to leave the house.
Oh mehn this lady get mind, enter house and counted her money to be sure i didn't steal out of it and proceeded to lock the door. Ahhhh i wept that day. I went straight to a nearby church, knelt down and prayed to God till day break that he should bless me.

Prince3:
Lol, Chief after 2 months you still remember me. I go buyam back incase you want resellam o. 🤣🤣

Lol na my wife get am now ooooo.
She no dey gree make i near am

Prince3:
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Available in 2units.
Just came to Nigeria on Saturday...
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DM me with your offer. All Clean as new.
(Quote me anywhere).

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Bought soundbar from this boss: seen lots of soundbars but this one is really different from balablue.
Thank God i didn't purchase lesser than the amount tho. Guilt for dey catch me. Thanks bro.