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Education › Re: George Iwilade: The July 10th OAU Massacre, 20 Years After by Gaspardd(m): 1:15pm On Jul 10, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Last year. Any better?
2018? Wow. Also oau, finished 2013 but i aint proud of it cuz i learnt nothing.
Education › Re: George Iwilade: The July 10th OAU Massacre, 20 Years After by Gaspardd(m): 1:11pm On Jul 10, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
My Alma mater.

It's no beans graduating from OAU. Miss the amphitheater shows, night readings, new buka etc
What year did u graduate?
Romance › Re: I Would Love To Date A Hausa Girl by Gaspardd(op): 10:06pm On Jul 09, 2019
Jacqueline22:
Choi
Like seriously what your problem? Won’t take you serious maybe you are joking tho.
I wudnt joke with me being a failure in life.
Romance › Re: I Would Love To Date A Hausa Girl by Gaspardd(op): 9:28pm On Jul 09, 2019
Oma307:
go to halimah university in ilorin, I think you will get the educated ones there
Lol thank you.. but i really dont have standard when it comes to hausa girl. Just being hausa wud do.
Romance › Re: I Would Love To Date A Hausa Girl by Gaspardd(op): 9:25pm On Jul 09, 2019
Jacqueline22:
Please check kano
So you won’t die here on nl
Thank you
I always feel inferior wenever my friend talks about his love story with a hausa girl. Makes me feel like a failure in life
Romance › Re: I Would Love To Date A Hausa Girl by Gaspardd(op): 9:23pm On Jul 09, 2019
Chanchit:
You don finally talk wetin you want. Na hausa girl weh you go fvck you dey find.
Nope i want tru love. We wud live happily ever after and go to heaven togeda to continue our love story
Romance › Re: I Would Love To Date A Hausa Girl by Gaspardd(op): 9:23pm On Jul 09, 2019
Erediauwa:
Who pack Iron for neck nor dey Gold....


This one don pass mental slavery. .
Shut up there
Romance › Re: I Would Love To Date A Hausa Girl by Gaspardd(op): 6:42pm On Jul 09, 2019
Oma307:
you can go to yobe to search for any of your type so that you will die peacefully
Nah... just the once in southwest. Hijab gives me boner
Romance › I Would Love To Date A Hausa Girl by Gaspardd(op): 6:34pm On Jul 09, 2019
So that i can die in peace angry angry
Romance › Re: Bae's Friend Is Acting Overly Nice To Me All Of A Sudden by Gaspardd(op): 3:30pm On Jul 05, 2019
Lonestar124:
Op don't mind those saying it is setup fling as much you can with any lady that come your way......it's signaficant in us men, i mean cheating only pretender will deniel this fact, if she catch you, assure her you are planing to make her first wife and others concubines and her first son will virsually inherent all your properties than other siblings....Only unwise man will reject free manna...it is men'World even God bare 'he' not 'she'...don't be a dummy.
Except that i dont have any property lol.
Romance › Re: Bae's Friend Is Acting Overly Nice To Me All Of A Sudden by Gaspardd(op): 3:27pm On Jul 05, 2019
GraGra247:
Rape set up. Very soon you'll be the next Pastor Biodun.
I no dey do gragra ooo i be gentle man
Romance › Re: Bae's Friend Is Acting Overly Nice To Me All Of A Sudden by Gaspardd(op): 3:26pm On Jul 05, 2019
SillyeRabbit:
Don't belittle yourself. Don't even go there. But if you are a cheap guy who they don't respect that much, then do whatever you like.
Cheap? Nah. Just a dude living life as it comes
Romance › Re: Bae's Friend Is Acting Overly Nice To Me All Of A Sudden by Gaspardd(op): 3:24pm On Jul 05, 2019
victorian:
Na setup.

Your eye will soon clear, for indeed something is truly brewing.
I just dont want my moment to pass me by anymore. Pain of regret isnt sth i wanna deal with again. And btw i am smart and bae isnt the FBI type of girl so things shld be good.
Romance › Re: Bae's Friend Is Acting Overly Nice To Me All Of A Sudden by Gaspardd(op): 3:22pm On Jul 05, 2019
SillyeRabbit:
Don't belittle yourself. Don't even go there. But if you are a cheap guy who they don't respect that much, then do whatever you like.
I have passed up opportunities like this and till date i am still regretting them. Im sure i wud take them to my grave. Even tho im not with those girls again but the pain of regret still hurt.
Romance › Bae's Friend Is Acting Overly Nice To Me All Of A Sudden by Gaspardd(op): 11:02am On Jul 05, 2019
Usually wenever i was with bae, she acts all wierd and shìt. Bae wud then gossip to me later about how her friends used to talk bad about me that "i do not flex them".
Their boyfriends take them out, to clubs and to buy stupid things but i aint all about that life. But bae wud tell me personally that if she's the type of girl that doest have focus in life, she wud easily cave in to their stupid talks but usually i wud just laff.

Recently one of her friends has always been all smiles wenevr she sees me. Shes calls me darling even in front of bae but then i wudnt take it serious.
Ytd i was at the market trying to buy charger, we ran into eachother and yup she came up to me, invaded my privacy, called me darling and told me she misses me. I was like "hmmmmm yea eeermm i muse u too".
We then bantered for like few minutes and we went about our businesses
I didnt tell bae tho but then i am sensin sth is brewing and me too i just cant stop zooming her boobs lol. Although her backside compared to bae isnt that appealling so she has nothing to offer me but i feel nothing is wrong in getting lost as long as u return back home. wink wink
Romance › Re: I Constantly Imagine Sex Throughout The Day by Gaspardd(op): 10:27pm On Jun 29, 2019
germanized:
@gadpardd

Since you said you're always working and never idle, I suggest the following:

1. Do you watch porn? If yes, please stop watching it cos it has a very strong effect on the subconscious mind.

2. Get involved in some fitness or extracurricular activities that you enjoy doing. Sex is not the only pleasure zone in life wink

3. Devote more time to praying and asking God to help with your weakness.
I only want to bury my stufff in some beautiful ass. God already helped by cresting them in abundance. I do not need any further help from him
Romance › Re: I Constantly Imagine Sex Throughout The Day by Gaspardd(op): 10:25pm On Jun 29, 2019
Pubichairs:
u are spiritually jobless
Nope, i ve read the bible over 8 times
Romance › Re: I Constantly Imagine Sex Throughout The Day by Gaspardd(op): 10:24pm On Jun 29, 2019
ubunja:
For someone who likes to call people pervs you're quite the perv yourself
The best of us are perves. And since u re claiming to be a lady, i think we shld start asslicking you.
Romance › I Constantly Imagine Sex Throughout The Day by Gaspardd(op): 4:44pm On Jun 29, 2019
I'm always busy, no free time. Well thats what happens when u re a capitalist slave. Gotta work hard so that my boss can afford buy the benz for his sugar girl.
Most times early in the morning while at the busstop waiting for vehicle to take me to work, i put on my dark shade and i see things...lot of things, back sides esp. And then i constantly imagine how it wud feel to bury my stuff into it.

I dont know if this is normal but then its crazy how sometimes a well shaped back side wud pass by me and i will just develop headache huh huh huh. I might have to start cheatin on bae becus YOLO but problem is she lives like 5mins away from me. Big problem, but i think i wud have to start a random fight with landlady so as to find an excuse to relocate to a far place.
Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 8:20pm On May 23, 2019
Dudeweedlmao:
That's how you know a girl really likes you. What she did is very unhealthy, but it also means she's very comfortable around you. I bet you can fart in her face and both of you will laugh it off.
I dont fart around girls. Vice versa
Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 5:28pm On May 23, 2019
kunleweb:
Yeey my belle o. Toothbrush six pieces 500/800naira. Some people don't know we must have extra of these things so when we invite guests they can use and then itsbdisposed and replaced. Too many people have been conditioned by poverty to live a poor life
How old re you? 14 i guess.
Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 2:14pm On May 23, 2019
Biglittlelois:
This guy is all wrong in different ways, nothing more to say.
You mean i am wrong cus i am not like you?
Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 9:42am On May 23, 2019
Newguyhere:
you stick, your dick into her pussy, kiss her, lick her cunt, etc still yet she can't use your brush undecided undecided
You well so?
undecided
Well logically its funny, but life aint logical
Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 9:40am On May 23, 2019
kunleweb:
You don't want to hurt your reputation further you say
Wht happened to your reputation before now. Oh let me guess, you invited bae out and refused to buy more than coke and two kuli kuli. Stingy guy. Always have a set of brush at home. I have 5 brushes and yes I have the right to knock ya head. Also, learn to focus less on people's flaws. You're too focused on getting things done perfectly. Take life easy you won't be here forever.
Well i am the way that i am and im cool with it. And its funny how u re still stuck in the past while the whole world have moved on. You re the proverbail ant who carries all d unneccesary loads that comes its way.
Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 9:38am On May 23, 2019
LuciferQuran:
This is proof that OP's sex life is mediocre and his babe might actually be a step ahead of him.

Cuz if you eat her cunt,
fvck her then pull out to eat it again,
swap spit with her,
eat her ass deep till she farts in your face,
have her deep-throat your preeq aggressively till she's choking with spittle dribbling down your slimy balls to the floor then grab her throat to French kiss her before you make her slurp up all the spittle again from the floor,

I could go on & on...

Point is, if you do these things, sharing toothbrushes would be the least of your worries.
Your babe is getting it better elsewhere.

Weak men everywhere.




*spits angry
Ewww
Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 9:36am On May 23, 2019
tee59:
You're very dirty, leaving the house without brushing. I hate dirty guys.
I dont give a shìt about u either. My sweet ladies love me and thats all that matter to me
Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 9:36am On May 23, 2019
Sundrus:
That girl no well oh...which kind unhealthy act be that...i no allow my twin use my toothbrush talk more of babe... The person dey craze for even thinking such.

Op u for use the paste & water take rinse ur mouth na.
Lol ofcourse i did that but then i still have my doubts
Romance › Can You Allow Your Bae To Use Your Toothbrush? by Gaspardd(op): 8:30am On May 23, 2019
Bae came over yesterday(unscheduled) and she had to sleep over for some logistical reasons, we woke up this morning preparing for work and while i was doing my thing...meditate, headstand, exercise..etc, she was taking her bathe and doing all d girlie stuffs. (Jokes here cus i know i can finish up withing 5 mins while it wud take her like eternity).

Well time to brush my teeth and i noticed my toothbrush was wet, i sniffed it and i percieved sone mint smell, meaning it had just been used, bae used it huh huh.
I threw it aside and dressed up for work irregardless. Now i am at work and i have refused to open my mouth cus i dont know what wud come out of it. I dont want to hurt my reputation further. embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Early Morning Sex Is Bae by Gaspardd(m): 6:57pm On May 10, 2019
ubunja:
explain to who?
Maybe a friend or just sn checkin my browser's history or NL acc
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery: The Making Of Africa's Biggest Private Refinery - Photos by Gaspardd(m): 4:23pm On May 10, 2019
Wow
Romance › Re: Early Morning Sex Is Bae by Gaspardd(m): 4:22pm On May 10, 2019
ubunja:
let's exchange pics and you see
Thats a risk im not willing to take lol. What if u dont actually have a vagina? How do i explain exchanging pics with a random bearded dude on d internet without being labelled gay.
Romance › Re: Early Morning Sex Is Bae by Gaspardd(m): 3:25pm On May 10, 2019
ubunja:
then why ask about mine?
You have a fuckìng vagina or not?

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