₦airaland Forum

Nat404:
My uncle is a professor in Faculty of Medicine at UNEC, he also lectures medical and nursing students. He's very popular at UNEC.

So make dem make u nairaland mod or what?..Bro go straight to d fùcking point. Nobody cares if ur bro is a lecturer or buhari.

Phenomenal16:
... Wether u believe it or not.. U can't change the fact that am 22... Am naturally thick... Deal with it

Damn u re too fast

Phenomenal16:
... Pol.. Y r u scared of ur ugliness

Lol...22yrs old student. At some point in life, my age was 6 times ur age. So show some curtsey

funmisticqueen:
Please post a picture showing your face without sunshades, or handkerchief

Pls Dont tell me what to do

28
AA
Location..Ibeju lekki
Ocupation... 3 Jobs
1.Trash Collector at a Garbage Company
2. Federal Government Job ( NPower)
3. Engineer..I repair wrist watches
What I want is true love so that we can be happy forever and continue our love in heaven.

funmisticqueen:
Network was quite annoying.
Let me be the first to post

Age:25
Location: eti osa 2, lagos
Occupation: doctor
Religion: christian {RCCG)
Genotype:AA
Relationship status: single
Person of romantic interest: Men above 30
Hobbies: reading, surfing the net, going out.
What are you looking for and in what time frame: Boyfriend with commitment in a 1year time frame
Dislikes/exclusion criteria: smokers, toxic people

Our location is not too far apart

Old thread.

Bro, it could have been worse. Atleast she isnt trying to poison u yet, stab u in ur slp or trying to hire sn to kill u.
So rejoice bro and give thanks.
And again she not letting you to settle for less is a good thing in my opinion. Well that might be a stupid comment but then always look at the bright side of things

Oh mehn after little exp in d labour market, i understand why most youths are jobless. Thats cuz they lack skills. I was jobless for like 4yrs with shit jobs after sch.
I started out as a 3rd class graduate with no hope and without even a driving skill. But yrs after i can operate some heavy machines, weld, design and im still pushing further on lots of things.
In answer to ur question, when u have a lot of skills, u dont wait for them to call you. They wait for u to resume.

AwkaetitiBabe:
I'm freakingly far from Asaba

Im not from Asaba, neither do i live in Asaba..the post was just to hammer in some ubunja style message

AwkaetitiBabe:
Shea not in Asaba Mr man

I think i passed my msg correctly tho.
Can i send u a pm?

I am a nice guy and i live in asaba. Can we hook up?
I mean u come across so many nice guys but i am sure u wud just throw them away.

SavageResponse:
How is your social experiment going?

And again i came to conclusion that beautiful ladies are more receptive and nicer than the ugly ones. Dont kno why its like that but the highest amount of rejections were from the ugly ones.
Maybe it will answer the question of why most nairaland girls re so mean.

SavageResponse:
How is your social experiment going?

Its tough, its like a war which i recommend for everybody to go through. The good side is you meet lots of ladies pretending to be good at first(said that cuz they re same same las las) and the bad side is that you will face lots of rejection wic will toughen you inside. So its win win situation.
But it didnt turn out well for me tho in the end. Cus i later met a lady much older who got pregnant for me and refused to take care of it . So dont be like me.

So ytd i was at the beach after a long time. Walking towards the ocean people were not that many, i guess they went to work or sth. To my right were some pple, saw 3 ladies swimming and enjoying the waves so i decided to walk towards that part.
I noticed one of them had this scarf around her boobs but wenever a strong wave hits her, it slaps d boobs so hard that they would almost fly out. She wud re-adjust and wait for the next waves. Initially i tot it was just a one time mistake or sth until i realised that it kept happening and happening.
I walked past them a lil bit to stare, i put on my dark shade, positioned my head to the front but i actually rolled my eye to the right catch what was going on.
At some point i tot..."Gaspard, nobody knows you around here so why cant you just move close to them" well then i decided to be shameless and walk directly towards them to catch the full glory.
The wave wud hit her, splashing her jijantic "yellow" boobs over and she wud grab them with her arms, tuck them in and laugh it off and shìt. She doesnt even seem to give a shìt sn was staring at her. Then boom another wave came, hit her so hard and the full boobs came out danglin around her chest...omg i starggered and and wow it was a beautiful thing what a good time to be alive. These happened for like 45mins, it was like i paid for the show.
Seriously ive seen so many boobs b4 but seeing this fresh one just makes it look surreal to me. It really woke me up and i realised how we take beautiful things for granted atimes. "How many pple wud ogle at their wives boobs?" Same pple wud jolt at the site of another boobs flashed right in front of them.
Well las las the show finished, they dressed up and some randoms guys walked towards them, they seem interested in what the guy was sayin. After a while they all walked off and i went home too.

Damolaaa:
You don't seem to understand. I've never asked him for money. That's why it's difficult to ask him now. He was sort of my last resort.
I sent him a message:
Me: can I ask you for something.
Me: *deletes
Just that he saw it before I deleted it back.

I have a friend just like him...there is a correlation btw pple that acts like this and being a mummy's boy.

donestk:
Very dicey. Dont invest all 500k. Trade with 200k and lock 300k

Only sn experienced will make this comment, but then its gonna be ignored lol

Firstorderwizard:
While my total tuition all through my undergraduate days is below 300k

Mine was below 30k. Some(faculty of arts) even around 20k lol...

GistGoViral:
Lalasticlala

So how much were you paid to publish this?... talk true lol

cooooooks:
If you like, follow this No Future Ambition guy.

Lol i dont really get you

Truthsbitter:

Sad, but true.
Don't be deceived by your emotions..
But yet again there are exceptions to cases such as this.

Ofcourse there re exemptions but to not make things complex, its safe to condense the truth to that one piece

TrollKiller:
nairalanders are already having sense
This phool is back again with his stupid threads.
Thank God nobody paid attention to the dimwit

Virgin confirmed

This applies demographically to Nigerians. Its better you saw you eyes off or easier to pass tru the eye of a needle than to survive being in a relationship with present naija girls.
If you re a strugling guy and you re aspiring to progress very fast, its best you stay away from their drama and focus ur energy on sth productive.
But if you re an idiot like me who falls in love easily and a nice guy...better make sure the girl is not under 30yo.
Under 30 girls re just fùckin kids with no focus yet. They only masturbate to bbn, chioma and soapy dance bullshits.

30yo and above ladies have been tru shìts hence their larger perspective about life which makes them naturally humble hence they exude this calm urbane nature.
They re loyal, emotionally stable not volitile like d under 30 girls. Plus their sense of independence isnt sth to contend with. They re just d best.

For me i think i used to have mummy issues, so my relationship with them is kinda therapeutic and it nourishes me.
The other day, this dude was hookin me up with a cute 23yrs old, she was feelin the nigga, we planned a date but i bailed out cus it didnt take much thought for me to realize that she has nothing to offer me.

I kno some virgins will start whining and stuff but yea thats cuz u re a virgin.

Tomide007:
God that created you has the manual of ur life, ask him where he wants you..... Cose in this life, av seen supposedly hardworking people fail in every kind of business, and have seen seen people succeed in all types of businesses ....in short, we can only guess.

Lol. "Booths have to be on ground"...Have you ever heard of that saying b4?
Thanks for your input tho.

I'm at a crossroad which one to go for. Ofcourse i will still go for an independent research but i am very busy right now.
Will quit my shit job soon and i will be going full time into one of these 2. Those experienced in this field can pls give me a first hand exp of how the business runs( the pros and the cons) so that i can make an informed and well thought out decision.
Thank you.

Karrma:
I have been feeling sick ever since i had sex with my girlfriend, so i pwent for a test today only to find out she's infected me with HIV. This is someone i trusted with everything. I've learned my lesson the hard way. My life is ruined right now, I've cried my eyes out and suicide is the only thing coming to my mind now. I'm still alive because of the thought of my mother, butt I'm not sure i can hold on.

Please be careful with who you say you love.

My response will be that u shld make ur life a journey, make it a research. Go spiritual i have been to churches and heard about pastors healing HIV + ....i guess u will get my point tho

1StopRudeness:
Don’t mind all this indomie generation... Benin wey we know still remain the head quarters...of witches, wizard and principalities.....
Them Dey try for south west Ijebu ode, Ijebu-remo and Osogbo oooo.... with all this their necromancing stunt, and short lived succcess ritual.
but forget, when a confirmed Benin man man with otumokpor tell u say na tomorrow u go die.... just go buy casket...

When a confirmed Benin girl hook u, u go reach gats reach pastor wey get global anointing capacity...

My lady is benin, she dreamt one time that sn wud soon die, i told her to shut up and forget all those bullshits. Well a week later d dude died..slpt and refused to wake up. She has been tellin me to pray to God for long life but ive been shushin her up. But then i remembered i visited an astrologer last yr and he told me if i can live past 37yrs that nothin wud kill me again...maybe that was what the astrologer was tryin to say. But In as much as i wont rush to beleiev this snake story, its sth that is possible.

emeijeh:
Speak English.
Your comment is incoherent.

PS
Grow up kiddo

English is like my 4th language bro. Gives me headache.

NwaAmaikpe:




My only advice to you is this;

Call up your father to ask him if he accompanied your mother to the market,
Then also ask your grandfather if he went to the market with your grandmother.

Then look at yourself in a full-length mirror and sincerely ask yourself if you will be proud of your son if you hear he follows women to the market like a jobless sissy.

After b.sc, i asked dad whats next for you to be proud of me, he said "go get married" so i think he will be proud of me.

emeijeh:
This post just reminded me of Airforce1.....he is now a matured father of 1.


Grow up, Op
Your bae is doing the right thing.

Maybe be you shld go back to jacking off on tacha or maybe nah mercy's breast if you cant handle sn relatin cmon real life situation

Jasen1:
You want us to praise her or call her good names or wife material abi



Bros carry your personal problem outta here

You wont understand my point cus either u re a virgin or an insensitive leech. But for those that understand me, its awkward wen you meet an old struggling woman selling her little market and instead of just buyin to help her market, sn underprices her market in a crazy way. For what?

She under-prices things a lot. For instance if we re at the meat market and she packs meat of like 1500naira... next thing is she prices down to 400naira, with vex the seller might interject with a harsh word but then bae wud persist and atlast she might have her way of wic gleefully she wud happily smile away for buying at such a low price and sometimes i give additional money to the seller esp if shes an old woman(this wud enrage her) or things might escalate to too much haggling that i might have to step in and offer the original amount the seller stipulated.
She would then get angry at me, preaching about being shrewd and managin bullshit but Bleep that..my thinkin is always that all this market women that suffers a lot to sell this small stuffs and you want to spoil their market?

Well i cant stand that. Better i stay home to avoid unecessary drama.

P.S I usually accompany her to market cus she buys things in bulk and she wud need help grabbing things.