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https://www.nairaland.com/4547670/tried-getting-love-back-it

This is my worst case scenario. True story except it happened in jan/feb 2011 when our sch was shut down cus of student protest.

That i am not important.
Be selfish, be self centered... Pple will live perfectly just fine without you. My bro died in 2016, he used to be a great helper and i think that got too much into his head. He sacrificed lots of things. 3yrs now its as if he never existed. I tot it wud be hard for me to survive without him but here i am...doing just fine....sorry brother.

LeoFish92:
I remember you served in 2016, where do you work now?

Construction company in Lagos

I exaggerated on my CV for this current job tho. I dont kno if it was helpful but then it was cool seeing d man staring at my CV to see that i had 2yrs exp at UAE when ive never even been on a flight b4.
But then i have enough exp and studied enough to defend it tho. Thats cuz ive read, watched many videos and shit about the job specifications.
Now level don change and i give God d glory.

stupidity:
lol. Why not save yourself the stress and go get ugwu from the market??


You’ll grace front page when you get bitten by snake. Lol

The ugwu is by d bush on d way to market.

I'm with bae. She is pregnant, so i will wash clothes and plates, then later i go enter bush cus she said "Gaspardd u will enter bush today oo to go and cut ugwu leaf for me so that i will mix with malt".

Then i will call my mum later and tell her to pray for me.

I think Dangote shld come and read this. I heard he is single and searching for a wife.

Nat404:
Lol. Funny guy. Professors in federal universities do not lack money.

I also can take care of you. House, living expenses and so on.

You seem like that guy that wud travel 12hrs to go on a date and wud start discussing schrodinger equation just to prove that he is intelligent.

Nat404:
Lol...stop envying someone. He has given a lot of people future unlike your Buhari who made a lot of Nigerians hopeless.

Lol envying...i have 3 jobs so why wud i envy sn who is stuck with one job?
I mean isnt 3 better than 1?

Nat404:
My uncle is a professor in Faculty of Medicine at UNEC, he also lectures medical and nursing students. He's very popular at UNEC.

So make dem make u nairaland mod or what?..Bro go straight to d fùcking point. Nobody cares if ur bro is a lecturer or buhari.

Phenomenal16:
... Wether u believe it or not.. U can't change the fact that am 22... Am naturally thick... Deal with it

Damn u re too fast

Phenomenal16:
... Pol.. Y r u scared of ur ugliness

Lol...22yrs old student. At some point in life, my age was 6 times ur age. So show some curtsey

funmisticqueen:
Please post a picture showing your face without sunshades, or handkerchief

Pls Dont tell me what to do

28
AA
Location..Ibeju lekki
Ocupation... 3 Jobs
1.Trash Collector at a Garbage Company
2. Federal Government Job ( NPower)
3. Engineer..I repair wrist watches
What I want is true love so that we can be happy forever and continue our love in heaven.

funmisticqueen:
Network was quite annoying.
Let me be the first to post

Age:25
Location: eti osa 2, lagos
Occupation: doctor
Religion: christian {RCCG)
Genotype:AA
Relationship status: single
Person of romantic interest: Men above 30
Hobbies: reading, surfing the net, going out.
What are you looking for and in what time frame: Boyfriend with commitment in a 1year time frame
Dislikes/exclusion criteria: smokers, toxic people

Our location is not too far apart

Old thread.

Bro, it could have been worse. Atleast she isnt trying to poison u yet, stab u in ur slp or trying to hire sn to kill u.
So rejoice bro and give thanks.
And again she not letting you to settle for less is a good thing in my opinion. Well that might be a stupid comment but then always look at the bright side of things

Oh mehn after little exp in d labour market, i understand why most youths are jobless. Thats cuz they lack skills. I was jobless for like 4yrs with shit jobs after sch.
I started out as a 3rd class graduate with no hope and without even a driving skill. But yrs after i can operate some heavy machines, weld, design and im still pushing further on lots of things.
In answer to ur question, when u have a lot of skills, u dont wait for them to call you. They wait for u to resume.

AwkaetitiBabe:
I'm freakingly far from Asaba

Im not from Asaba, neither do i live in Asaba..the post was just to hammer in some ubunja style message

AwkaetitiBabe:
Shea not in Asaba Mr man

I think i passed my msg correctly tho.
Can i send u a pm?

I am a nice guy and i live in asaba. Can we hook up?
I mean u come across so many nice guys but i am sure u wud just throw them away.

SavageResponse:
How is your social experiment going?

And again i came to conclusion that beautiful ladies are more receptive and nicer than the ugly ones. Dont kno why its like that but the highest amount of rejections were from the ugly ones.
Maybe it will answer the question of why most nairaland girls re so mean.

SavageResponse:
How is your social experiment going?

Its tough, its like a war which i recommend for everybody to go through. The good side is you meet lots of ladies pretending to be good at first(said that cuz they re same same las las) and the bad side is that you will face lots of rejection wic will toughen you inside. So its win win situation.
But it didnt turn out well for me tho in the end. Cus i later met a lady much older who got pregnant for me and refused to take care of it . So dont be like me.

So ytd i was at the beach after a long time. Walking towards the ocean people were not that many, i guess they went to work or sth. To my right were some pple, saw 3 ladies swimming and enjoying the waves so i decided to walk towards that part.
I noticed one of them had this scarf around her boobs but wenever a strong wave hits her, it slaps d boobs so hard that they would almost fly out. She wud re-adjust and wait for the next waves. Initially i tot it was just a one time mistake or sth until i realised that it kept happening and happening.
I walked past them a lil bit to stare, i put on my dark shade, positioned my head to the front but i actually rolled my eye to the right catch what was going on.
At some point i tot..."Gaspard, nobody knows you around here so why cant you just move close to them" well then i decided to be shameless and walk directly towards them to catch the full glory.
The wave wud hit her, splashing her jijantic "yellow" boobs over and she wud grab them with her arms, tuck them in and laugh it off and shìt. She doesnt even seem to give a shìt sn was staring at her. Then boom another wave came, hit her so hard and the full boobs came out danglin around her chest...omg i starggered and and wow it was a beautiful thing what a good time to be alive. These happened for like 45mins, it was like i paid for the show.
Seriously ive seen so many boobs b4 but seeing this fresh one just makes it look surreal to me. It really woke me up and i realised how we take beautiful things for granted atimes. "How many pple wud ogle at their wives boobs?" Same pple wud jolt at the site of another boobs flashed right in front of them.
Well las las the show finished, they dressed up and some randoms guys walked towards them, they seem interested in what the guy was sayin. After a while they all walked off and i went home too.

Damolaaa:
You don't seem to understand. I've never asked him for money. That's why it's difficult to ask him now. He was sort of my last resort.
I sent him a message:
Me: can I ask you for something.
Me: *deletes
Just that he saw it before I deleted it back.

I have a friend just like him...there is a correlation btw pple that acts like this and being a mummy's boy.

donestk:
Very dicey. Dont invest all 500k. Trade with 200k and lock 300k

Only sn experienced will make this comment, but then its gonna be ignored lol

Firstorderwizard:
While my total tuition all through my undergraduate days is below 300k

Mine was below 30k. Some(faculty of arts) even around 20k lol...

GistGoViral:
Lalasticlala

So how much were you paid to publish this?... talk true lol

cooooooks:
If you like, follow this No Future Ambition guy.

Lol i dont really get you

Truthsbitter:

Sad, but true.
Don't be deceived by your emotions..
But yet again there are exceptions to cases such as this.

Ofcourse there re exemptions but to not make things complex, its safe to condense the truth to that one piece

TrollKiller:
nairalanders are already having sense
This phool is back again with his stupid threads.
Thank God nobody paid attention to the dimwit

Virgin confirmed

This applies demographically to Nigerians. Its better you saw you eyes off or easier to pass tru the eye of a needle than to survive being in a relationship with present naija girls.
If you re a strugling guy and you re aspiring to progress very fast, its best you stay away from their drama and focus ur energy on sth productive.
But if you re an idiot like me who falls in love easily and a nice guy...better make sure the girl is not under 30yo.
Under 30 girls re just fùckin kids with no focus yet. They only masturbate to bbn, chioma and soapy dance bullshits.

30yo and above ladies have been tru shìts hence their larger perspective about life which makes them naturally humble hence they exude this calm urbane nature.
They re loyal, emotionally stable not volitile like d under 30 girls. Plus their sense of independence isnt sth to contend with. They re just d best.

For me i think i used to have mummy issues, so my relationship with them is kinda therapeutic and it nourishes me.
The other day, this dude was hookin me up with a cute 23yrs old, she was feelin the nigga, we planned a date but i bailed out cus it didnt take much thought for me to realize that she has nothing to offer me.

I kno some virgins will start whining and stuff but yea thats cuz u re a virgin.