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modath:
Not yet abeg... I get one peppersoup wey dey freezer.

Hahahahahaha... Bad guy

If you have a php project you're working on and you need an extra hand, call on me (08064140695). I'll love to be of help.

Bbsharon:
Endtime post.

What's up with this 'endtime' thing self?

PunterTim:
You Just Highlighted Me(Minus The God Thingy

"Minus The God Thing"? Like seriously, you don't believe in Him?

JaypeeAnics:
I believe dat one day your name will be on dis list.....I'm talking you...reader...

What if he's not interested in movie making?

trapQ:
No she isn't. You see? What you guys fail to understand most times is that when a woman "first" turns down your request for a relationship, she actually means it. Trust me, if she "loves" you, she won't turn you down but instead wish and pray in her heart that you'd ask her out just so she'd say yes. She may be tripping now, but in my opinion, its just "frustration attraction". This happens when you feel drawn towards someone "only" cuz they withdrew or distanced themselves from you.

But then, I MAY BE WRONG

Lol... I love your comment. You said it nicely.

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

engineers always have their bags filled with past questions.

AkunneObinna:
Most of us are over worked. The pay sef is not equivalent to the burden and struggle we go through. But really must the government come to our aid before we make it big? We can do something of our own without the government aid, the big guys across hardly had government aid but over here, any little thing we look forward to the government to be the catalyst.

Hmmmnnnn. I really love your post. You've got real wisdom in there. We can't keep blaming the government.

Good to know demand is getting higher than supply. One just has to beready (and I mean ready) when the opportunity comes. Nigeria will lead the tech market in Africa (if she is not already).

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Khalessi:
Of course she would see Whitney and Gaddafi, they're well known "unbelievers". I wonder why she wasn't told about Ebola...mtchew.

LOL. Funny you.

ciphoenix:
Why is Bill Gates there though? And Ken Thompson isn't. Who contributed more to "programming"?

He mentioned Ken thompson na. No.6

babdap: How does this affect the price ot gari

Is garri the most important thing to you?

To start programming you need to look at where you're going i.e what you want to achieve. Your interest could be web development, mobile apps development, desktop apps development or may be video game development, the list goes on. Then you choose a programming language. There are a lot of languages out there Java, C#, Python, PHP, Javascript, Objective C just to mention a few. Programming is programming. Learn programming with one of these languages and you can find your way around others (I'm not a pro, so I wont tell you which to choose, but I think C# is cool). For video tutorials thenewboston.com or buckysroom.org would help but you need books sha. Think I've said a little. The bosses will tell you more. All the best.

melojames: Asa - Asa
9ice -Gongo Aso
2face - Grass 2 Grace
DaGrin - CEO
Wande Coal - Mushin2Mohits

A lot of people prefer asa's Asha album to beautiful imperfection and I wonder. I kinda like your list though. From rap to undilluted vocals, nice.

adeoladrg: I've not watched any of the aforementioned movies. Neither do I know any of the actresses except Funke Akindele.
Lord help my boring life!!!

Funny..... I just hope u're not being hard on yourself, 'cos that wont help matters atall.
By the way I think the lady is an exceptional actress. Saw her for the first time in "phone swap".

Maths is Maths, programming is programming.
A good knowledge of mathematics will help any programmer for sure but that dosent equate maths and programming. Early computer scientist were mathematicains though.
Programming involves the writing, testing, debugging and documenting codes that tells the computer what to do and how to do it. Thats not maths, is it?

flyca: pls don't acquire one by people's common wealth, because they are gullible to you as spiritual head. Its fraud!

Hmmmmmmnnnn I think I feel what you feel.

fruqsy: Seriously,it's only a luxury when you don't have money to get it...it becomes a necessity when you have the money and you see your fellow thiefs showing off with it,cause you'll also need it to boost your social g.p(status)

Fellow thieves? Are u kidding? Na wa for you ooo. Is it only thieves that can afford a private jet

hemartins: Unnecessary luxury.

I'll believe your statement when you become a billionaire in dollars and you still dont have one.

Idrismusty97: Solomon have 300 wives(not 700) and 700 concubines. Most of those aren't even Nigerian Chat-up lines.

He had 700 wives actually. 1kings 11:3.

freshness2020: Na pure scam...
They continually repeat same airtime pins.

hmmmmmnnn you must have watched ONTV a lot.

MizMyColi: I concur
However we must follow and pursue peace with all men, especially our parents.

Gbam!!!!!!! I totally agree with you on that. We MUST follow and pursue peace with all men.

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curiouses: So Aliko made the list; Larry Ellison, Jeff Bezos, Seun Osewa, and Suraj 'Jarus' Oyewole of Jarushub didn't. @OP, on what bases did you compile this list? Something is wrong somewhere.

I totally agree with you on Jeff and Larry. But to say Seun is more influencial than Aliko, I kinda disagree. By the way, thanks for sharing jarushub.com. Just getting to know about it. Adios

nnekamezor: His movies re always captivating... This new one will definitely be d same...Great job Mr kunle

You can say that over and over again...

segradino: It is only in Nigeria u see a movie completed within a year, no wonder we don't enjoy them as much as we do Nollywood movies...picture looks interesting though.

Hollywood u mean?

Adegbemigunjosh: we self no get consistent team na...we dey always change team too much

I dont think that is a good reason to justify the exclusion of Nigeria. As african champs, we should have been included in FIFA14. Even if we were not african champs self.

lalasticlala: hey!!! why r u harsh and mean to urself na? That many babes do it, doesn't mean all of them do it ooo. That a girl broke ur heart, isn't a guarantee that another would do same. So cheer up guy and look for that special babe for u to settle down with.

You gave a perfect reply. Nicely said.....

dare2think: I dont think you understand Pun usage.

troy20: i fail to see your unintended pun.

Sorry. Wrong choice of words . I was going to let him know I respect his opinion.
Thanks for correcting me jare.

ogaju007: Why do you say he is frustrated? Is it because he is saying the truth?

I get annoyed when I think about this things too that's why I used "frustrated".
He said:"pastors like oyedepo sell biblical fables once a week and purchase $20m jets."
Biblical fables? I don't know how true that is.
Still want to hear your view though.

dare2think: Is that your best response to the succinct facts laid to you?

I respect your stand. The thing is, I was not sure what to say to him at the time. But I have a question for you. If you were a pastor and a multimillionaire(in dollars), will you do it a lot differently? No pun intended.