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Indeed your revenue is dwindling yet all you can think of is to renovate a house commissioned in March and at an outrageous cost.

The judgement of God will come upon every single one of you evil politician

I hope there's an orthopaedic hospital in Ekiti state? These Okada drivers have this special anointing sending one to involuntary and unplanned admission to the orthopaedic.

Jesus Christ! That's a testimony on the driver's part.

So, because the Akwaibom government made its roads so spacious and pot-hole free, drivers now drive as they wish and we want to blame the inanimate road or the road safety/government? Any driver who can't caution himself will die young and we'll be handy to give him a good burial.

This Bini gal has my respect. "...before you give me name, I don give myself title..." classic response to the pretenders out there. So many lessons to learn from her videos. Imagine folks who want to be like her, who wish to be where she is insulting her. Only pretenders.

exxell:
Just listen to yourself? Shame no dey catch una? Just read what you typed again and weep for your generation

I have started helping to not only weep but wail as well. This is sooooooo sad that this is what sane youths have been reduced to. And we hope to be future leaders? Like this? The future is in trouble!

This is the news that will now terrorise the internet and airwaves in weeks ahead!

Finally, amnesty is here.

Welcome, "brothers". "Denounce" your calling when arrested. It's safe to do so. That's the new strategy.

KanwuliaJara:
My pipo!
E don happen!

I removed 4 molars for norrrrrrrring!
I am phocking "PISSSOFF'D"!!!
I refuse to turn "active-shooter" on this account!

Come to find out I only had a DEEP CRACK in ONE TOOTH.

Dem don pull am!
How I go get my $1000 and 4 PHOCKING MOLARS BACK?

See my life?

See 419?

Just imagine! quacks everywhere! Chai! The man wanted to kpuff you but God pass am. Imagine removing 4 teeth and yet the pain remained.

The moment you start calling and taking prescriptions online is the very moment your problems will worsen and escalate.

Please, forget the chemist abi pharmacy woman, go to a hospital and see a real doctor. It's very possible it's just a symptom and when treated well, you'll be fine. Don't be scared

KanwuliaJara:
I have just checked into a 2nd Doctor's office!
No sleep yet o, and I am due back at work in less than 8 hours!

I have a problem with my "#4"!

Whatever the HELL that is!

Ehhya, teeth problem is normally seen as a minor issue except by the one experiencing it. I have an idea how you feel. The pain is unbearable but I think your dentist isn't a professional. Something definitely went wrong. It shouldn't be causing you so much pain weeks after the removal. Good thing you are seeing another dentist. That's the exact thing I was going to advice you to do.

Sorry. It will be fine and you are not going to die, atleast not yet.

liongirl:
Ezinne(surname withheld) was healthy last two weeks as she was seen taking care of her six children. Ezinne had her two previous husband's to HIV and her last husband family knowing that their son died of HIV accused the innocent women for his death and chased her away with the children. fortunately for her she was assisted by PPFN working in Abia state through global project.accommodation was provided for her with the children at Amachara. last week mobile Hawks of Dr igigod Coko cleanse inoder to sell their products convinced her that the medicine will her HIV with happiness she took rubbish and died of running stomach

What a tale! So she was so dumb to believe the Iguedo hawker? Did she drink the entire bottle at once?

May her soul RiP

But, did you say she has been married twice and both husband's died of HiV? She must be a very beautiful woman.

I didn't even notice that the renovation will gulp over 50% of the actual cost of building it. This is incredible.

Can only happen in an APC governed state.

Even if the March 3rd commissioning was last year, renovating the building this year and at that cost is just plain stealing. What kind of wicked greedy folks did you guys elect into office?

I miss Prof. Akunyili in Nafdac.

See two mature women fighting over the community peniis. SMH.

A peni!s anybody can have is not worth this kind of attention. Shame on the women who have no self worth.

It such fun to see, such fun to see, my "enemies" kill themselves

Sahara vs Saraki, may both of you never survive this fight.

ideykwum:
That's how dense our youths have become! Do you need a compass? On a broad scale it is North/South! The east is a sub-set of the south!

Kai! I won't stoop to correct such stupidity again!

Did you see me answer him? I don't waste my time on people like that. Some equally dense folks felt he made sense. SMH

toludadon:
I am giving you an eye witness report... If you are in doubt, go to moshalashi police station and confirm for yourself...

You funny sha. You gave the boy's picture, his house address, his guardian's name, his present location etal yet you withold his name. What is the reason behind it? Not like I am interested, I just find it stupid except you inform me better on why you did it

Stale news.

Now the terrorists in government want to force patriotism from us. No, it doesn't work that way. You reap what you sow and much more in life.

The REC should watch his back, he is the next target for assassination. Like the mysterious death of the Kano Rec who oversaw the "massive" corruption in the state.

The northerners kill their Recs, the southerners burn the offices. Both try to cover truth. One day be one day.

barcanista:
This is absurd. APC and their propaganda machine (SR) are short of propaganda they have decided to stoop this low. They are now employing ridicule and insults on the person of Dr Ebele Jonathan. I hope their fans will endure whatever is thrown at Buhari from pro-Janathans and PDP.

Just like the low IQed noisemakers on nairaland who are no match to you physically, spiritually, educationally or otherwise resort to name calling, insults and will use your username to maintain, retain and gain attention and cheap popularity.
My singular advice to you is "pick your fights". Don't allow these touts get to you. They are so irrelevant. Don't give them the pleasure of "rubbing shoulders" with someone like you going somewhere to happen.

Well done.

Cutehector:
pls leav all those things, if u want to help somebody, help dat person.. Forget abt wether he or she is honest or not.. Ur reward is already in heaven.

Sometimes I go to d prison to gv hardend criminals food... Wen they say God bless u, I see it as more effectiv dan someone else sayn it to me...

What an analogy! SmH

Long overdue. I hope he will not only be disgraced out of office but stripped of every single wealth he has acquired legally and otherwise. I wish he would also rot in jail.

The man's corruption level is on a very stinking high and still can't see why he is in authority.

Presently watching "drop dead diva"

kevinberry:
Who has watched Revenged here

It got boring to me after season 2 or so

Bluetooth2:
I can't remember when a minister of state for petroleum has ever been appointed since 1999. Stop fooling yourself.

What is this one saying?

Stay calm and find out who the next minister of petroleum will be. Then you can make your conclusions

Hahahahhahahah

First the Man

Next his wife

Then the daughter


And then, granchild


Next...His ancestors


Can't wait to see those though.

Congrats anyway, it's not your fault this government only governs via pictures. Atleast, you are photogenic unlike that somborry from Edo

The husband resembles Tunde Bakare.

Oby's headtie though

doofanc:
Funny I was told by a banker friend that you can even close an account, that dormacy is a form of closure.

Don't buy that trash. Mine has been dormant since 2013 yet they send me SMS alert, interest alert and wishes every time. These they deduct/add every month. They'll continue doing this till the N800 I left in the account is finished. Lol. Then, they'll start the "debt" account for me. It won't happen!

Awesome woman. Great woman indeed. I envy you Ma.

The picture government.

Soon, the grandmother's picture will be on frontpage.

Then, his ancestors.

Our eyes will really feed in this government of pictures.

No wonder even after filling a form in firstbank to close my account, they have refused to do so. This is so I can remain indebted to them. Chai! I should make out time to go make some noise there since that's the only language they understand.

BlackGirlLost:
Apparently, so were your school fees also free

SMH, let's see how you'll ever learn with this attitude. Keep waiting for me to spoon-feed you with knowledge.

Mcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew