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Its the way u put urself bro,how person go dey ask me my age,that means say we don play gan niyen nah.Familiarity breeds insult my brother, also talk less and listen more ,trust me you wont be offended and you wnt also offend sm1.so if some1 asks for ya age simply tell d person cus u caused it noniyen.

Lolz Messi why you wan dey whine iniesta nah,I no like am o.

Avast:
lol,,, u almost kill me. End time question

so no answer?

Op Re u aspiring for bsc or phd?

Lol pple wil start lying now..anywayz in junior secondary school my postion ranges frm 2nd to 3rd,i took 4th and 7th once and that was js1..while in pri sch i dn 4get oh bt i never take 1st b4 sha,2nd 3rd and mayb 4th smtimes

Number 11 and 2 are very true jare...mirror no dey show hw perzin b truly truly,smtimes u'just chk d mirror and ask ursef why pple dey tok say u handsome.happens to me many times.I notice smtin also whenever we wanna chk mirror we do it stylishly with moves while sme go just frown lyk xay dem wan snap passport.Beauty liez in d eyez of d beholder oh plus our mood also determines our beauty.

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Nothing can be solved without knowing the causes,so as to solve it and prevent it from happening again.God bless Nigeria and we that dwelleth in it.

She minds me of that girl in x-men.

Listen to the songs of small doctor in that period,trust me that would be the last song u'll listen to before ascending to ur ancestors.

Raydos:
I wonder why women are hard

My wife went out leaving our new born baby in the hands of our pretty maid. The little boy kept crying and the maid did all she can but he kept crying till she brought out her breast to give him and he stopped crying. As the small boy was sucking the breast, i entered and saw it, i was so angry and afraid that he could contact disease from there, i shouted for the girl, but she told me that nothing is coming out of the breast but i didn't believe her, i decided to suck the breast too, to confirm, as i was sucking her breast, my wife came in, upon all my explanation, she refused to understand..
Biko tell me did i do anything wrong in making sure our son is not poisoned? [/b]

lol o try buh who your story epp?

Abegi if e reash frontpage,shower my FTC with likes .no be small thing nw

gudbadgyal:
My swt cousin. If only you were alive now. I would av shouted "sis, them dey talk abt u for nairaland oo" but no, I can't find you anywhere near me anymore, we can't question God. He alone knows why he took u from me. RIP sis. I miss u every moment

re you kidding us? Well if no ,may her soul rest in perfect peace.una wey remain go live long o.

Mofoz everywhr,someone said hes gainfully self employed.whats your own again? Mtchw.you that have ur waec result plus Bsc thats if u aint an undergraduate,whr r you todae? .Life is not a timetable that has constant things to be done,education z very necessary but not compulsory,me and you being educated and literate doesnt mean we'll be richer than him. pls lets just mind our business and stay focused.Dont let us always judge others based on our mentality.Thanks

Nice one

rokiatu:
Who told that lady not to wear bra?

ur father

Igbadun lowa my brother..you geh o.t jare bt you no use am d right way but why wil pple see correct money frm illegal way and still dont think of using the money to run a legal business.Esp these Y+ guys

gabazin080:
why u sef go write pussy. dullard

you sha want to b noticed ,#bravo.

charix:
If the iPhone 7.2 comes out in two weeks time these same people would happily buy it and take pictures. Wetin concern me? Still enjoying my iPhone 4S.

apple no b tecno nah wey ft release two new brands in just one month.

I'll call one babe like dat,weyrey lomo yen.

fratermathy:
All these spacebookers sef. What's the whole point?

hows that ur business,is the dot(.) the topic,did you enter this page bcus of the dot.you see,youre easily distracted.

Pvssy(dz one wey person no ft write words freely for nairaland ehn na die oh,i wan write pvssy dem dy change am to kitty-cat lol kitty-cat ko katta kit ni) sweet ni,buh that one na still small girl sha.na fuckup nah.if he gat junior sister he go knw hw e be.Now to control the girl for class after he don fvck her go hard.shame bcus of nothing.Abeg happy sabbath my fellow nairalanders.

08136105155 sir

MissHatey:
This is funny oo but educative for those having sex.
I don't like condoms . Let's get tested and have raw sex .


Don't quote me please

yeah baby thats d spirit.

Torh.

This life ehn!!!,15yr old girl having sex.oga oh

To me o I think he is lazy ni or his mind no dy wetn he dey do.which foolish vocational job he wan do.who vocational job epp,collect lesson teacher for him,make him read evry day thou bit by bit and then check whether he improves or not.and re u sure he isnt a slowpoke cus if hes complete he should b able to improve.nothing good comes easy or maybe the fault z frm his primary background.so many reasons but i do not concur with you saying he should go for vocational job,can you allow your son to leave school in this era and go learn trade.hit 'like' if you concur with me,thankGOD its friday. Cc; lasticlacla