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Okay let me tell you how I treated one of them alas. Unfortunately for some of them, they've met the few words of my terrible and sarcastic tongue which has a very terrible lasting sting.

I was standing on the line and was not looking when she wanted to attend to me.

Banker girl (looking at me with "disgust" she said):- see this one .

Me: (replying calmly, loudly with an emotionless face):- Go and shave your chest hair (she actually had visible hairs on her chest), then I walked out of the bank.

She: (became speechless like an electrocuted animal)

That girl will NEVER FORGET ME IN HER WORKING LIFE. I smashed the bloated toad with just three words.

INTROVERT:
I was waiting to hear what you both did wrong but alas nothing.. If you feel that you are on you right you could always ask to speak to the head of operations or maybe the manager.

Anyways I apologize on her behalf but imagine banks without ladies, imagine a world without ladies.

"Did wrong ??"... If you are a banker, which part of "the customer is always right don't you understand". Banks without arrogant ladies will surely do better than those with arrogant ladies... just as polite ladies keep their husbands and maintain a peaceful home

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raayah:
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Yesterday makes my 1,045+....bad experience of sheer arrogance with a lady banker and still counting. Now ladies don't get me wrong; I'm not saying you shouldn't work in the bank. I just feel that certain professions or positions should be left for men only.... because of how that seat in the air-conditioned office gets into your heads - or okay this applies to 99% of you.

After my last bad experience with one bloated-up toad female banker, (by the way I guess she is the only educated person in her extended family, and this is her first time to sit in an A/C room), I have sworn that :

[size=16pt]I WILL NEVER MARRY A LADY BANKER. AND I PRAY TO GOD: PLEASEEEE!!!! LORD LET NOT MY WIFE EVER GET RICHER THAN ME, LEST IT GETS INTO HER HEAD.[/size]

I don't see how a woman who gets wealthier than her husband will ever submit to him. Anyone with a contrary view, please be my guest.

sweetorgasm:
why?

because.... u dey yarn okpata

sweetorgasm:
no nt here. "lemme pm u, so i can book a hotel. "wink"

book a hotel or take her home

Jollyjoy:
u are so dense, dn't mention me again else ...

[size=16pt].......or else: Jollyjoy weds TheSonOfMark[/size]

[size=16pt]......or else you will kiss TheSonOfMark [/size] ;

TheSonOfMark:

Conservative isn't fun. It's bores me out. You aren't adventurous between the sheets at all?

all this yar grammar sef...big grammar, small prick.... na dat chick "Jollyjoy" fit you sef. Una suppose be couple

KashyBaby:
aaawww..tats so thoughtful of u gedtalks

Yeah baiby that's what I'm Talking about...

Na dis be d [size=18pt]ORIGINAL CHIC[/size] jare.. ... KashyBaby you dey make my heart go gaga

oyin17:
What's the meaning of this?
IGNORED

see teeth [size=16pt]"ignored"... e dey sweet you jaree!!!.... [/size]

Rilwayne001:
You are right on point but why do you sometimes act like a garage tout

[size=16pt]THE GUY NA SMALL MOTOR PARK BOY NAAA... [/size]

TheSonOfMark:

Trust me, your pick-up line was wack. What the heck is "I can teach you more so can we exchange numbers?"?.

She gets such comments from guys every time.

How about you'd replied her this way:

"You seemily are willing to explore the possibilities of cøitus. Do you have a specific fantasy in mind?". When she replies, you become ambigous with your responses then it tails off.

That would pique her interest or curiosity about you, she'd make a mental note of your moniker.

Quote her hours later about another topic and she'd respond in a more friendly. Meaning: She likes you a bit more.

If you are smart, you'd pick it up from there.

Trust me, seduction skills come easy to me and you're still a rookie when compared to me.

What does this little "son of mack" want to teach number 1 Omoba A.K.A TOTO-slaughter. go ahead I'm listening

TheSonOfMark:

Mister, your pick-up lines are so outdated. Do you live in a museum?

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MUMU how modern is your phrase "Pick-up lines". SEE WHAT JEALOUSY IS DOING TO YOU ALREADY ...It means if you knew me, you will have killed yarsef by now[/size]

KashyBaby:
say waaat?

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sweeite[/size] I can take you to places you've never been.... and prove a bit of this to you . should we exchange phone numbers ? ...as in seriously speaking

KashyBaby:
everybody is talking about s€x today ey?

dey there na dey carry last

Many people do not think that a female ejaculiatin is “ladylike” sexual response, yet amongst the enlightened there is the desire from her to experience it and from him to make her ejaculiate. It is a highly arousing experience for both women and their male partners. What used to repulse lovers as apparent urine has been alchemized into a love potion. This transformation has occurred as education and inspiration have encouraged lovers to explore whether or not a woman’s body can be trained to emit fluid during sex (if she doesn’t already do so automatically).

Female ejaculiation is a centuries-old phenomenon that happens in some women as a result of G - spot stimulation which occurs when a scentless, prostatic-like fluid (“ambrosia”) is expelled near or during orgasm[/b]this is different from the usual ''getting wet". Not to be confused with A-spot lubrication, the release of fluid (mostly through the urethra) that occurs with stimulation of the urethral sponge is likened to an actual ejaculiation. It is a perfectly normal bodily response that may occur by a stroke of luck or by learning how to makeit happen.

[b]Her Vaginal Hot Spots for Orgasmic Eruption: Orgasmic eruptions happen every time a woman experiences great sexual arousal and/or sexual climax (especially G - spot orgasm), some of the time, or never.

Because of its respected role in female ejaculation, tantric practitioners refer to the center of gravity as the Sacred Gate.
Every woman has the potential to ejaculiate. Some women and their partners know it happens, others mistake it for urination, while still others remain completely uninformed about the phenomenon. The amount of fluid ejaculiated may range from a few drops to as much as 1½ cups and is determined by various factors, such as a woman’s comfort in ejaculating, where she is in her menstrual cycle, the type and amount of stimulation she’s receiving, and the strength of her pelvic-floor muscles. As described in Deborah Sundahl’s Female Ejaculation and the center of gravity, female ejaculate may be salty or light and earthy in smell and taste, or have a faint smell and taste of urine, or be entirely scentless and tasteless.

Part of the reason why female ejaculiation was considered so undesirable in earlier modern times was due to the great debate over what the
fluid is and where it comes from. While a woman may accidentally expel urine when pushing during sex, for many this is not the case. Many, like researchers Belzer, Whipple, Moser, Zaviacic, and Cabello-Santamaria, believe that it is a prostatic fluid (like that released from the male’s prostate) that contains glucose, fructose, prostate-specific antigen, and the primary markers of urine (very low levels of creatinine and urea), and that itis expelled into the urethral canal by the forty or so glands and ducts of the female prostate. One more recent study by Dr. Gary Schubach involving seven women found that the 50–900 ml. of fluid expelled unquestionably came from their bladders, despite the fact that they had been drained prior to sexual arousal. When analyzed, the fluid was found to be a greatly reduced concentration of two primary components in urine, urea and creatinine, in many ways complementing previous research. The possible presence of a milky-white fluid from the urethral glands and ducts was observed as well. Researchers concluded that the fluid came from a combination of residual moisture in the walls of the bladder and from postdrain-age kidney output, as well as possibly an emission of the urethral glands
and ducts.

Touch Me There!

Many people consider female ejaculiation highly arousing , regardless of the fluid’s makeup or source. Part of being okay with the phenomenon involves normalizing it, becoming more educated about it, and understanding that it is a perfectly natural reaction to sexual excitement. Talking to your partner can help to diffuse some of the embarrassment and ignorance surrounding the issue—such as may arise, for example, from thinking she’s just lost the contents of her bladder—and can show that you’re sexually empowered and confident. Furthermore, explaining that it’s a reaction to how aroused you are will make it a form of flattery more
than anything else.

Whether or not your (or your lover’s) G.spot is sensitive, your A-spot assists in lubrication, or you’re a female ejaculator, what’s important to take away from this chapter is that every woman is unique. Every woman will react differently to various kinds of stimulation of her internal hot spots and will also react differently from one time to the next. As you explore the full potential of the center of gravity and the A-spot, don’t put pressure on yourself or your lover to react in a certain way. Your body will do what it’s meant to do naturally, and being able to embrace that reality will make sex play much more pleasurable for both of you. Many people don't even know anything about sex, yet they have sex everyday. To be a good lover, you must learn a lot about sex beyond your own routine practice.

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