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Ekushito: my bro, even the samsung isnt very common o. Who buys 30k samsung these days when u can get 2 technos with it. Thanks for your viewpoint

do you know that Techno batteries even last longer than Samsung batteries ?. O....his battery is already down

ocman: You are from ohafia? Nwanim imelagi? Kaa nnu! Ole ishii ogo? Ebem, amaekpu, elu, akanu? Ndaa nke owu? Please it is tricky not trickish.

why is it that whenever there is thread to do with a Abia State, someone just erupts from the inner part of bende village to start up a ''language protection'' campaign as if anyone is fighting with them. Other people are trying to bring science and technology, enlightenment, education, and more,,,,,yet all you have to offer is change it to an ibo forum. Its the likes of you that have ruined our state. Its the likes of you that has made our ligua franca in Abia state to be ibo. (If one speaks english publicly in Abia, he'll look weird). Ol'boy please DON'T use the internet again. Go back to the villages in Bende and sustain your mentality

so there are other people from Abia state that use the internet ehnn Thanks be to GOD. Our glorified village called Abia state, has started having some enlightened people. Somebody help me shout HALELUYA!!!!

these two phones are really competing. I'll go for the LG Optimus, its not as common as Samsun Galaxy. Uniqueness belongs to super classic people.

My guy thumbs up ..... You've fixed her into her real '' class'' - used tissue papers

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This one that looks like a terrorist follow for ''oyibo''? Hnnn...let him not come here and train terrorists. Meanwhile some pple are busy praising him. I don't care if he likes naija its no big deal. Anyone can like any country......I smell a rat jare.

okay 1st to comment....

1. Money !!! - some of us want to gather it BIG enough before we even consider asking girls out because we know that the first thing pretty naija look at is the weight of our pockets

2. One Channel only: unfortunately marriage is like watching only one NTA channel, while bachelorhood is like watching 50 channels of DSTV.

Guys let's help single lady's by making them understand our reasons for not rushing into marriage when they wish we seal up the relationship.

From experience add your reason for not wanting to get married on time. Please be honest

@Op...Paste your profile pics many guys would check you out through this thread (its trending).

I already did, but I saw umbrellas. Show us your beauty, we've heard a bit of your voice. Lets see

Let me add my own one kobo advice, it might really help you if you try it out.

1. Stop being too conservative; you said you're an indoor person. If you keep staying indoors WHO wld see you? Come out of the shell and let ''the product'' be seen and heard.

2. Your appearance matters a lot- you need to look good 24/7 but in a generally accepted way. (neither too holy looking nor too sinful looking) . If you are Fat - loose the weight. Most guys (like me) ABHORE FAT GIRLS as wife cos they look lazy, dirty and sexually unattractive.

3. Your character- carrying Bible and going to church everyday DOES NOT MEAN you are good natured. Even satan goes to church these days and calls himself ''pastor''. BE SINCERELY GOOD NATURED. BE OPEN MINDED. BE SIMPLE NATURED. When a joke is funny laugh -be urself in a good mannered way. Let people see that you are humble by interracting with ALL classes of people. When you come across ''drunkards, party freaks'' and poor/illitrate men, DONT CARRY YOUR NOSE UP, their brother might just be Mr Perfect or Mr Perfect might just be watching you.

4. Be perfect in courtesy. Learn to greet anyone/everyone politely. Greeting alone has given thousands of girls husbands.

5. Be African minded if you want to marry an African man. Never engage in such discussions to show that you want to be ''equal'' to ur man. (its only a stupid man that will look down on a lady that exalts him). We Men expect that you RECOGNIZE us as the oga's. It makes us feel good and kills all our fears about you.

5. Be positive minded- imagine good things and smile and pray for them to come.

Goodluck my dear

olas24u: Are you joking?

this comment isn't necessary my dear... If anyone seeks knowlege and asks, freely give him you never know what he can do with it. Thats why the internet is free

whenever you want an information which is available online, just type the title of the information you need in google search engine and you'll most likely find it. For eg. Go to www.google.com , the type ''Obasanjo's letter to Jonathan''

Coincidentally, I have been doing a write up on this very topic to deliver at the Government house.

I currently reside in Calabar, and I've seen the need for an ''International shopping mall/ mordern workshop center'' in Abia state (my state of origin).

I wish it could be read by His Excellency Gov. T.A Orji himself.

I really wish this could get to Gov T.A Orji.

The gratest thing that can be done in Abia State is Create an Environment that will boost Trade and development of Aba made products - the most development driving resource that we have.

[b] If for example Tinapa were built in Umuahia and specifically used as an Aba made products trade center & symposium hall to promote MODERNIZED MARKETING METHODS of (quality checked) Aba made products, this would REBRAND ''Aba made'' from sounding inferior to sounding superior (this is one of the major problems of Aba made products).

When this is achieved (demand in these products will surely rise) , it will surely attract public investment, and even international recognition.

In the aspect of fashion designing for instance, Lagos state (which is not as skilled as Aba in the art of local production) is able to design wears and get Internationally recognized outfit Brand names, what is hindering Aba from doing so and overtaking lagos state I think its the level of enlightenment of the citizen. Abia state needs enlightenment of its citizens through workshops, symposium, academies. We need to grow out of the ''bush man'' mentality. We need to utilize real modernized marketing methods to attract zealous attention (financial) of the Federal Government local and International investors.

I wiped my face twice to crosscheck if the ages I really saw were correct:

You: 17 (and sexually active...to the extent of having contacted STD's)

Your GF: 15 (sexually active too and bold enough to discuss issues of sex with openly)

Your GF's younger Brother below 15 : (is bold enough to tell you your ''bannana ripe well well'' and even cracks a joke about it).

ohww!!! Children of these days Andyblaze OLD PAAPA!!!
[b] Someone should please bring cane and folg these lost children Andyblaze. He's really singing WEEWEECHU for us like vikiz said

oya lets dance and let him play wit our heads

[quote author=sweet-tease]And another woman will b enjoying the real thng! Not fair! [/quote]sweetie... I ..... I.... I think you [s] should ask me out o! (terms and conditions apply) [/s] dont mind that nonsensical idiosyncrasiferousity called 190-the-woteva. ...

I promise to enjoy your sweet- ''T'' alone or is it called paununie ... ''paunine - paunine''

[quote author=190-the-clown]There's No terms and condition

As long as she has a good functioning punanie

Im good to go [/quote]*smiles from ear to ear*

.....em.. I,....emm...I think we..... emm.... we should add terms and conditions o! Afetrall, when the demand is high, the prize increases

how about all dating expenses paid by the ladies.... and of course application letters should have deadlines should'nt they

*adjusts the head of my tie and chest swollen*

I have heard so many guys and girls argue over this issue in Nigeria. And I noticed that some Naija wives actually desire that hushands share responsibilities like house chores equally with them (as in 50% - 50%). ...to some; it shows the guy is civilized . Some Naija wives also want to return home by 7pm when their husbands return by 7pm (specifically if she has a WHITE COLLAR JOB) ....and of course he should expect her to be as tired as he is, so both should share the house responsiblities.. According to some reasoning, this is EQUALITY . My question is Should Husbands and Wives be equal in this sense ? Or what really is equality between Husband and Wife ?

my dear, Naija girls have taught us one thing.... its NOT the looks of the face that matters, its the weight of the pocket . I bet you if that guy is rich, he would be so rushed by girls that he wont even know that he actually looks pitiful

lastmessenger: Not to discourage any one but those that gets the military officer jobs achieve that by strong connection.but if anyone knows anybody who have got into airforce by merit,please correct me

BULLET !!!

shizzle11: lol....I see

Most female lawyers normally carry this air of 'toughness' and 'I no go agree attitude' on their shoulder

pure nonsense.... Who told you that ? Would you classify this one too amongst the group of ''female lawyers''.. I laugh so tey blood comot from my eye. SHE IS DUMB (as in a REAL MUMU). Shes blind to what actually goes on in the elite world which she DREAMS TO BELONG !!!

Mondisweets: says the idiottic goat who doesn't know what equality means!

did someone say this girl is a law student Bwa...ha..haa. You know the funny thing about trying to be is that you fight when no one is fighting you. This type is not only useless as a mother, she is also a tigress

....grrrr..tigres..gree....you want bite something. ..grrr

...bite off your ass !!!

Mondisweets: maybe God keep away men like you who lack comprehension of what i just said above from my children and their descendants in Jesus Name

see who is talking about children....do you know what it means to be a mother You think that being a working class lady should at all reduce your responsibilities as a woman Or you think that even working class women you DREAM TO BE assign duty roasters for their husbands ehn.... You DO NOT NEED to wake up my dear ignorant mumu,...... just sleep and keep dreaming away your empty skull.

Mondisweets: No so long u agree on it

The bad thing about ignorance is that she that is foolish is satisfied with herself.

Dressing places you in a certain class. This thread would help you find out what class your dressing style has placed you.... Your comment is highgly valued.

1. The Toutish / ''village nigga/ mgbeke chic look:

- if you sag your jeans or wear low waist.
- if your wardrobe comprises mainly of loud colours like red, pink and yellow.
- if your jeans has bold noticable writeups on it or its studded with lots of bling-blings.
- if you wear loud/ popular demand perfumes (like kiss) / bathing soaps (like Eva). *its not the price that matters its the sharp smell-effect.
- if you wear brightly colored lipstick or very colorful eye shadow (like pink), or jewelry.
- if you fold the sleve of your T-shirt (polo).
- if you wear clothes with designer names printed BOLDLY on it. Eg. LOUIS VUITTON in bold large fonts.

2. The ''corporate Jew man'' / ''official bush lady''

- if you wear suits that are not PERFECTLY your size.
- if you wear suits with large and noticable shoulder pads.
- (guys only) if you wear long tie such that it stops at your belly.
- if your shoe makes loud noice when you walk.
- if you carry what looks like a strap bag (like school bag) when ure dressed corporate.
- if you wear a phone holster (phone bag) cilpped to your belt or tied on your hand.

3. The smallie/ childish look.

- bright colored canvas with tounge showing.
- if you wear high ponks or any kind of high cut hair styles.
- T-shirts/polos with cartoonish pictures, pictures of musicians, or very large write ups.

Please feel free to add and subtract from this idea.

SAHEED SALAMI... HAUSA BOY!!!. You ask the question so ''innocently'' as if your intentions are genuine. Well my Hausa hypocrite brother. It is GEJ you are trying to condemn; you want this thread to talk against him ...BECAUSE you want a Hausa man in 2015 abi ? Well you are wasting your time because GEJ has already won. So like you quoted i wish to tell you SALAMI ''Go and Die''. Infact go to the desert tie a bomb to your Bura and blast yourself.

Op don't mind them jare. Its very funny and stufs like dis usually happens to desperate chics. Keep it up mann!!!