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[quote author=uj_sizzle]Why don't you ask the dependent girls?[/quote] Classic !!!

just like diamond This kind of chic is rare . Others are the MASS PRODUCTIONS .......And they are just everywhere.

Even on Nairaland

lynpetra: Must your father be a polithefianbefore you fit borrow me.

4 million . Good deal !!! Provided you :

let me srew the hell outta ALL the holes in your body. Esp your butt hole till poop starts dripping whever you go. Then I'll be buying you gifts like diapers (pampers).

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Why do you refer to seduction as "disgusting". Are you gay?[/color]

the guy is obviously gay or he's only been seduced by old village women .

@OP... You haven't been lured by a classic chic. What you know is called bush meat . You might never know what it feels like because CLASSY CHICS DON'T KNOW THAT YOU EVEN EXIST talk less of being seduced by them.

*looks at photo , wipe eyes, looks at photo again , wipes eye again*

runs away from thread.

ewizard1: Abeg.. who paid his animal N1.5m monthly? Gej or who?

mr man what did GEJ do to you

Ehinomen 2: Awwh....y ar u so pained sweetheart...ar u one of dose lazy bum who feed off dere girlfriend...biko, take some several seat, u hear...life is too sweet to be this bitter

my dear I'm not pained o!! I'm laughing at you with ALL my 32 teeth ... bwa.. Ha! Haaaaa!!!! Hunger and Poverty !!! Believe it or NOT, not all classes of girls EMPAHSIZE!! MONEY with BIG RED EYE like you...ahh...haa..aha..aha..aa!!!


By the way did I hear you say ''sweetheart''...ahh...haa..haa..haa!!! ... Mbeke won to dey wear jeans !!! ..ahh..haaa..hhaaa!!!

Ehinomen 2: Hmm, my own list plenty o but let me summarise it
1. Must have money or at least be comfortable
2. Must be calm (I hate lousy guyz or guyz who talk too much)
3. Intelligent
4. Caring
5. Godfearing
6. Did I mention he shud hv some shi shi in his pocket (yep, I did)
Make I end my list for here

so many MUSTS yet even the lowest class of guys don't even notice that YOU exist at all u mentioned money TWICE!!! see what hunger and poverty hunger can do to a ''chic''..haa.haa..haaa

Nomski0: Superman style, Batman style.....Frog style, 88?
ROTFL

nomski.... e be like say na dis styles dey sweet you well well. Ca...ca...can we.... G....g....go ....inside so that you can teach me some lesson My anaconda is soooooo HARDDDDD!!!!! Already

Dyt: U wanna C.uUm already?

instant noodles things naaa!!!!

McLuhan: Can't there be a mature discussion on this forum? Must we display our uncouthness and lack of refinement at every opportunity? There's too much lecherousness on Nairaland, seriously.

these are the kind of guys we call executive jew men . Who bring you comeeee here professor of seriousness and mighty dictionary. Yet DEAD in the society

Ojobojo1: For because even though I know they'll sell it to themselves, it will be better than d present condition where the refineries r nt functioning, Cos I don't bliv dere will be good government in Nigeria in the near future dt will make things work.

bros even if they sell it to ''themselves'' don't you know that people would bring out their best when it affects them directly.

[quote author=So-meluv]Ion nid my guy to be shy. I'm already shy enof for 2...opposites attract. [/quote]if you are shy, you can't be a match to a really bold guy you wont fit in at all . He'll stand up, laugh, speak courageously and you'll always get embarrased cos he'll always attract peoples attention to both of you, and you'll stagger or look like a ''new bride from the village'' .
Many good guys have some moderate level of shyness. When its low its romantic, but when its high thats when its bad.

Laurina David: I don't like shy guys, he should be bold and most importantly, he should NOT BE SEX-STARVED OR ADDICTED..... WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM BEING FUN..
WE ONLY FIND SEX-STARVED GUYS IN NIGERIA THIS DAYS

are you sure of what you are saying Well, maybe the guys that come around you are ''SEX STARVED''. Many bachelors date up to three girls at once... If you doubt me ask our landlords. Your boyfriend wld never tell you .

Christ embassey/ BLW things........that reminds me; 2003 my sister asked me to sew my nokia 1100 to their fellowship as ''seed''. My reply to her was ''even if your BLW pastor cuts his hands and places it in front of me to beg me. I WILL SHOUT NO!!! to his face .... She got my point and never tried me with that again.

The Bureau of Public Enterprises (BPE) yesterday said it would privatise the four refineries in the country next year.

Last week Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke had told Bloomberg TV Africa London that the country will round off talks on privatising the four refineries in the first Quater of 2014. ........ Ref: Thisday news online.

Do you welcome this development?

donigspain: Now it's confirmed that you're suffering from psychosis with a pitiable level of amnesia. Go back and read the thread and see if Donigspain was the monicker you had issues of vernacular with. I am only a third party who felt you are leaving a life of white-slavery. By the way, your writeup looks like something that originated from a disorganized mind... Oops! Just confirmed my earlier assertion about the state of your mind. Go knock yourself out boy...

both of you are from bende. You are from bende south while he is from bende north so you are one specie naa. Guyn okporkarrss!!! Of bende LGA

E Reloaded: @OP, I'm 31, single, professional, Christian and Yoruba. I won't mind meeting you. Pls email me your contact details at eternalreloaded@yahoo.com

Thank you.

you send her a mail first, then call her okayyy !!! She's a naija chic so lets keep this thread naija

gothrones: @OP

Yes, continue waiting indoors for your husband. Don't worry, for God's time is the best. Someday, prince charming will fly from heaven and knock on your door.

the Bible says that faith without positive works is useless.

@gothrones. So for your mind staying indoors and hiding her beauty makes a girl Godly I pity you for your weird mentality.

nanizle: first it was photos, now its letters.
Letter to her cursh, Letter to her future husband, letter to this, letter to that.. mtchewwww

Abeg make I finish my own letter jare.

@ nanizle. Op is a good fighter who dosen't sleep and wait for miracles to come. She opens the door for miracles to come in. This thread has increased her demand a lot because she has attempted to take the product out I wish she included her photo in her profile. Believe me if she's as nice as she sounds this thread can get her a good husband. Shes not the kind that wld sleep while she is dying...shes a good fighter

donigspain: Sure you still have some evidence of your heritage left in you? Sure you haven't allowed ''whiteman worship'' to take away your Africanness? I have never seen a comment so devoid of rationality and full of inferiority complex as yours.
YOU CAN NEVER BE MORE ENGLISH THAN THE ENGLISH.

see whos talking about inferiority complex naa... Why did you derail from English to speak ibo and then mix it with english. if you didnt want to prove a point: that you grew in the village, but can attempt English language - your conscience told you the truth and you are fighting it.

U are so ignorant that you don't know that Modern English was created by contributions from latin, french, and many other international languages. Its even said that Wole Soyinka has invented a word now accepted in modern English language. You do not understand the difference between international language (global) and local language (communuity based). I hope you still wear ogodo instead of trousers...afterall trouser was invented by white man.....mumu village boy like you. Its your kind that speak English in public with bad accent and bullets flying about. Why does Nolly wood produce most of their movies in English Language? Becos it is understood by ALL . You are in a public forum and you start speaking ibo. So tribalistic and primitive minded. If both of us compete in writing books on the very ibo language you claim to be preserving. Mine will sell globally but yours will not pass bende village because your mind is tied down in chains like a slave. I will write the ibo language book with translations in excellent English language and add principles of lexis and structure/phonetics, but you cannot even pronounce English words well, talk less of write them because your mind is limited and your exposure is restricted to the village.

my dear I just noticed something....... did you really have to state ''professional + lady'' as far as you are well educated you don't have to lay emphasis on this this is one thing that drives men away from girls. If being ''a professional lady'' means working late hours too like your oga, and coming back late without the strenght to cook and time to look deep into the childrens affairs . Then change your mentality. I personally wont marry a girl that puts ''professional'' before marriage. NEVER !!! with capital N