₦airaland Forum

ElRazur: Fccuk Tuberculosis Joshua.

father forgive him because he knows not what he is saying

jjcbuthot: Guys, lets join hands to chase this man out power and get our country back from the charlatans in power.

lead the protest Mr man...we will join you...ha..ha..ha.. Mumuic mumu. Afetr protesting abt GEJ you will still protest abt the next one, and the next one...dont you know there is something wrong with ur brain

What concerns the Governor of Niger state with the happenings in Rivers state Let me open his nyash mek una see... Any attempt to mar the Image of GEJ will be fronted by a Hausa man. This stupid Hausa man has'nt said anything about Boko Haram, what disturbs him is ''the government''. Southerners, easterners and weterners open you eyes. These people are power crazy and they want to do everything possible to seat there in 2015. But it will NEVER HAPPEN. Na GEJ we know !!!

ireneidiva:
Is this a joke or what?

is are not a joke o !

U guys are making fun over an issue that is serious to the guy. As a matter of fact these replies can make him decide to do away with her (he could be the only bachelor that even considers her for marriage,,, because of her ''intellectual prowess'' *..cof...cof...*). Very likely SHE will be heart Broken and Curse all of you on nairaland who caused to miss the only man that even considered her (although she is very preety).

Fact is that its not necessarily the ''intellectual prowess'' that is the issue. HOW ABOUT HER ATTITUDE TO OTHER PEOPLE like her lecturers (both male and female) when she was in school where she developed her ''intellectual prowess'' , ........ the guys that asked her out when she realised that she too could also have two B R E A S T S . Were her B R E A S T S developed from her ''intellectual prowess'' ...... The way she talks to the maids at home, .... Her colleagues at work..etc ....Okay maybe SHE IS MORE ''INTELLECTUALLY PROW+ENTIAL'' THAN NIGERIA.

Fact number 2 is: some females actually get SWOLLEN-UP at the slighteset gift God has given to them, OR THEIR IMAGINARY WORLD about their ''worth''.

My advice to you OP is this: first of all thank God that you have started noticing these characters before marriage. Only a fool would see fire and jump into it. There are a lot of females that are ABHORED by wise / very intelligent men.

You don't even need to ask for anybodys opinion my brother just look very well before you leap.

some mothers children do have them

Garri the 1st: Some people(like this my oga) are duller than Patience Jonathan...

only one of pikin of ''Patience Johnathan'' wey dey ''dull'' just flog ur master only 24 for nyash !!!

YOUR MASTER DON DEY CRY

enigmang: What If Mbu is remove and someone worse than Mbu is sent??

QUESTION MARK

Lesson Learnt Here is this:

Never fight a father in the presence of his Grown son's. They won't just stand and watch you....even if their Father says they should not get involved.

A small challenge by one of the son's and Gov Amaechi is already crying. I wonder what he would do when he is challenged by all the other son's

[quote author=Mynd_44]Imagine being on a date and secret service agents watching you.

Buzzkill[/quote]... Chai !!! ....the guy wont have d liver bring out his D.I.C.K during showtime na [quote author=Mynd_44]Imagine being on a date and secret service agents watching you.

Buzzkill[/quote]... Chai !!! ....the guy wont have d liver bring out his D.I.C.K during showtime na

[quote author=baby_123]You are mentally unstable.[/quote] this baby has started crying again due to hunger and poverty. My dear child GEJ is not the cause of your hunger/malnurishment/brain failure... Please stop crying come and take akara and pap

[quote author=baby_123]What I find amusing is that Orji Kalu knows that there is a God and he has a conscience ("small still voice". Where was this small still voice when he was in government? He is obviously chopping. They cannot beat Amaechi, now they are forcing him to beg. Beg who? A president whose minions ordered a governors shooting? Jonathan was elected like Amaechi. So no one is God.[/quote]@baby 123.....why must you tell lies And if you do not know the Fact,,, just shut up your mouth.. By the way GO AND READ MY REPLY to mikeansys post. It also applies to you...or just shut up and keep on being a baby.

mikeansy: Absolute trash!!!!

The President is not a God!

Amaechi has nothing to loose, even if he licks the President's backside everyday it will not guarantee him anything either!

@mikeansy... What tribe do you belong to And what religion U're name is mike, yet you sound like Abokin the shoe repairer. Have a drop of COMMON SENSE !!! My foolish brother.. Just a drop. 2015 is likely gonna be a fierce one. because the ''those people'' have vowed to Tear Nigeria Apart if their person does not become president. Yet your big/empty head cannot reason well as to ''hold unto the GEJ you have'' lest we loose out completely. The likes of you will NEVER speak good of any leader in Nigeria: Past, the present and the future, so don't even bother to talk again. U make more sense when you are not speaking.

Gbemmyxal: Natasha or woreva u call urself, ur jez being silly here. Ur so dumb dat u can't see through the difference between trying to make a life and being enslaved. U beta come back and share your own portion of the suffering. Runaway fool!

my guy the fool (Natasha) deserves to be SLAPPED away from NL. She just speaks from her A N U S

natasha: (yet you hv a guaranteed income montgly irrespectively of your target met) i am sorry to say this; you are LAZY. Very lazy and a typical epitome of the nigerian graduate who feels the world owes them the right to a xushy, well paying stress free job.
Do you know how many hours the kids who hawk water/buns etc put in daily even at the weekends all for a meagre 200# naira at the end od the day? In the rain, sun, cold, they endure daily hazards like people stealing their wares, sexual harrassments from all sorts, injuries from feckless drivers.
Let me give you examples of life in d uk, there are people who work odd jobs in freezing conditions (-4 degrees typical weather condition for my city) here and end up sleeping on a couch at the end of the night just so they can save up and send money to take care of their responsibilities back home as well as meet the demanda of extended family membera/relatives like you..

@ natasha...u sound very S.T.U.P.I.D saying that the typical Nigerian graduate is lazy. How much do you think you know about Nigeria from your '' U.K '' base. The likes of you encourage other people to suffer-harder while they run away from the sufferings, then later start judging Nigerians here. I hope they repartrate you with ure fake visa. So that you came back to Nigeria and join the crew of ''typical Nigeria graduates'' who are all '' LAZY ''. Before you travelled out to u.k were you as WILD as this .... Listen to how depressing your comment is. U speak through your A N U S. You have lost all the human conscience in you....because u want to be like oyibo.

@ Readers : this is a typical example of what most Nigerian girls that travel abroad become: dead conscience and fiercely selfish. In her mind she thinks she's ''telling him the raw truth''. She has just turned WILD cos she is in the u.k

Chai !!! Una don see wetin unemployment don dey change A FULL FLEDGED GROWN UP MAN into. His mates are getting married while he is looking for ''mummy to take care of him''.

Please don't laugh at him...it should just open our eyes to what unemployment is changing the youth into in Nigeria. I wish GEJ wld see this .

Its just a T-shirt like many other T-shirts. Sold in the super market. It wasn't even edited by him. Its just a T-shirt like many other T-shirts. Sold in the super market. It wasn't even edited by him.

when a leader starts walking in stupidity, his followers will join him na

na only you and Amaechi go wear am.....@ mumu things

k2039: I'll be in PH next week, maybe we can set up a date, you never can tell this may just be the man you have been waiting for.

where are you right now U no wan confess abi, village chairman .... U know say u dey village 24-7. Original kpakororo wey wan feel ''among'' for NL.

Abeg mek we hear word jare. Go farm go work . See im mouth like ''set up a date'' laff wan kill me.

this governor makes me feel like vommiting. . ''Proper Security'' inside gutter abi.. As dirty as Aba is .

*...sighs deeply in dissapointment*

I too on seeing this title and then the post I was like ...hynn !! Wetin consern NL :/ :/ with this yeye ''newflash''.

@ OP ol'boy if you wan work for newspaper company, go and apply . No dey use NL dey show off your lie-lie talent

[quote author=gree-die]@op....i don't know wat to say to u. i ve never needed people to make me feel happy or less bored, i can do good all by myself.

woman, u are the only one that can make u happy, don't settle for better, work on being the best u can be and den come back and complain dat guys too dey disturb u

the rebranding, did it cost u ALL ur female friends? coz u can go out wit dem, gist, gossip and have.fun.[/quote] so gossip is now a thing of fun and recreation ..ehn!! As in for girls...by the way WHO and WHAT do u pple gossip about......Men . Okay oooooooo!!! ...... I was about quiting friendship wit some of my male friends that gist about chics/f*ck/big butties e.t.c whenever we sit to drink beer. But now I have seen that it has beocome a ''recreational activity'' I WONT PULL OUT AGAIN

BraideBraide: Hello, I'm currently in a phase. I'm lonely n bored..I'm really tired of being single but I don't want to date out of desperation...I miss going ouut on dates and the lovie dovie stuffs..I'm sort of in a 'dry spell', it's been a while a guy asked me out, I'm not old ooooo.m..I'm really young, I've always been getting it wrong butt in determined to get it right now...I took some time off to work on my character (I'm a better woman now) but the fact is tthe men aint coming again...i also have this genotype clause that's y I'm real picky...I'm not talking about marriage oOooOo(still too young), I just waant a relationship to build on..What's wrong?

......

Sweet girl I want to suggest something to you that I think should work. Its all in one sentence ''try to make ureslf seem like THE COOLEST CHIC IN DRESSING, IN PERFUMERY, IN CHARACTER, IN OUT-GOING ness & liveliness, IN ''whats-up UPDATED-ness''. And most importantly make yourself to be seen and heard by the right kind of guys. It is true that we guys are the ones to walk up to the chic, but your role is to be seen-standing out and heard-more intelligently and lively (outgoing, music-fan, a bit of yopi mindedness) . Just try to stand out amongst other classy chics and see the result

k2039: I'm single and lonely too, can we set up a date.

You are not ready for a relationship, the fact that you are crazy and conscious of it shows that you will be a bad energy to your partner, infact a clingy one.
Get busy with life, build yourself up, work on your goals, develop yourself to the point when you don't need to be in a relationship to be happy

@ K2039 ..... i dont agree with you at all. She tried to express herself OPENLY. This DOES NOT make her desperate or ''crazy'' she stated clearly that she does'nt want to make a mistake by rushing into anyhow relationship. Unlike OP here the problem with many of us Nigerians is that we are too hideous, pretencious, and fake. Please let us encourage someone who has come out of the hideous crowd to state categorically and openly what she desires. I wish her good luck jare.

Enegod: smh...something is seriously wrong with you

agbero boy shut up jare!!! Didn't you see the part she stated that she took time to work on her character ? Yet u still try to discourage her more.

@ OP. Nice girl don't mind this toutish commentator jare. If you are as nice as you sound. I swear what you need is a very handsome, caring, elite class guy. Your post made me feel like asking you out, but I'm in a relationship already. Dont worry he'll come. Good things dont come easy you know

dasparrow: The number one reason God gave a woman mammary glands is to use them to breast-feed her offspring. I don't know why a grown man with 32 teeth in his mouth, an Adam's apple in his throat and beard growing around his upper and lower lip will be looking to suck the mammary glands.

The irony is, after sucking the mammary glands like an infant the night before, the next day he wants to command respect and be seen as the head of household. Any grown man who wants respect should earn it and you cannot earn respect by trying to play boss one minute and the next minute turn into a baby with beard who wants to suck the mammary glands.

thank you for Killing us (Men) in this your thread u hear. U don try. That is all I can tell you.

Shar woteva u say na for ur pocket. It cant stop us from sucking. If you like call us tata or ''old paaapaaa with 32 teeth wey no dey shame''. We will still suck and we will still command respect.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Some guys like em big and thick, some don't.

If you don't meet the cut for those who don't like your size, wait for those who do but don't ever change for anyone[/quote]......as in the message to fat girls is this ''don't slim down even if you are becoming obesse'' ... Ha..ha..haa!!! Have you ever slept on the same bed with a girl so fat that she snoors . Or dated a girl so fat that she's lazy to move Or so fat that she sweats a lot Or so fat that IF YOU TRY TO CARRY HER UP ON YOUR WEDDING DAY... hot shit go commot from yar nyash o!!!

..@ The EDITOR OF THIS THREAD..

Ol boy. I can only pray that God will visit you someday. Your problem is beyond what you write here on NL. Aks yourself: What is your level of spirituality first of all,,, before you can assess who is or who is not the true man of God. Someone that carries last position in class should not stand up to argue with the teacher.

@ THE READERS OF THIS THREAD

be careful what you agree to. This guys problem is that he does'nt believe that God can give such powers to Men. He only believes that devil can give powers to man. What a shame..

..@ THE EDITOR
go and worship devil naa ...and don't try to spread your doctrine joor.