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Haydens:
If sabinus doesn't have money I bet with my two balls that this leeche Will never look at him.
They believe that everything is already made for them.

Entitled muthafvck3rs.

It is what it is, the same way you also won't want to date a girl that hawks[no offense] for example, or how we scream on this thread to avoid broke girls etc.
Stop blaming the game and learn how to play the game instead!

I went to get a gadget at computer village Ikeja last week, entered public transport and trekked from Ikeja along to inside Computet village. You can imagine the stress under that heavy sun.

I looked at myself and asked myself, would my current gf date me if this was how I look on a regular? The answer was a resounding NO!
Does she loves me? YES! But she would never have dated me in such a state, and I sure would not be dating her too if she wasn't what she is and how she is at the moment.

Bottom line: We only love based on what we see, social class etc.

fabianiyobosa:
Only the gullible ones will fall for it. No government website ends with .com.ng

So anyone not aware of this is gullible according to you?

Grass is not always greener on the other side

Let's wait and watch how his haters will come up with another excuse to downplay his status in the football world. Their only argument had always been how less effecient he was with the national team compared to Barcelona.

If you love football but one way or the other hate this guy. You need help.

Greatest ever❤

Posted this few minutes ago.
God protect the King.

drealbenard:
Well said bro, there will always be thirsty fools who are willing to risk it all. But to me, it's never worth the risk. The risk of death is like 50/50.

Lol, so married women that have been cheating all these years, why are the men they are cheating with still alive?

During my NYSC few years ago, I lived in a 'face me I slap you house', almost all the married women living there were cheating, out of six, at least 4 of them were cheating which I'm aware of.

That's what Ubunja has been saying about men and morality. You believe it's wrong, but these women don't think so.

Abeg, make police no vex. Na hustle she dey hustle, she no kill person.

Calibrator:
A hoe finds it easy to get men's attention while a virtuous woman gets men's commitment with ease.


The true test of a woman sexual value is not in the number of men's attention she is able to attract... It lies in the number of attracted men willing to commit spending their future with her.

But in reality, with the numerous cases of divorce here and there, DNA issues, married women cheating etc. it's safe to say it's the opposite that's happening. Men are giving hoe.s commitment too, and even going as far as wifing them, that's why these modern ladies have become more loose because they know one captain will still come save their whorish self, when they are about to retire.

That's why a thread like this is important, so men can learn how to use their eyes to recognize ho.es and nose to smell them from afar.

My own craziest was when a wedding was supposed to hold in a hall at Ring-road Ibadan, and food was being cooked at Apata, Ibadan[quite some distance].
Only for the vehicle that was supposed to bring the major soups and foods broke down at Apata. People wey no chow for house before coming that day suffer no be small. Party sha finish without the food reaching the location.

Herbworks:
A girl will f*ck three kinds of guys:
- Naughty/funny guys
- Hot/cute guys (gym guys)
- Rich guys

And each of those guys have their purpose in her life.

Guess this is why I have a 25years old virgin that's waiting for me to deflower her whenever I'm around. I've planned next month when I'm back in the country for the match.

I'm not the hottest/cutest, far from it.
And I'm not also rich, we are just broke redpillers.

JESHAL:
Never elevate a woman beyond your station, should you help a woman to improve herself,ensure it is not to the extent she surpasses you. You should not rely on a woman's moral compass or emotions to override her hypergamous programming.

I see lot of our Naija brothers running to the UK falling in this pit, and all I can do is pity the crazy results we will be getting in few years time.

A friend of mine deliberately agreed to work menial for his wife to study instead, because he believed his wife course is more lucrative.
The only hope now be say make she be "NAWALT"! Anything short, his case is going to be like the one of Barcelona trying to qualify for this season UEFA Champions league knockout stage.

Zabiboy:

whatever you find and however long it takes, loyalty and faithfulness are still not assured..
I'll gladly pass.

What i suggested was to skip the whole process. you should know what that means

I never said neither was assured. But as a wise gambler, going for a lady in her prime is a safer bet than her old counterpart. Ladies rarely pretend in their prime because they've got so many options, so you'd see the true color of what you're buying for yourself.

Zabiboy:
This is the main point and you dont seem to grab...
Be Realistic, how many of them at that age are truly interested in getting married?. You want to go the usual way of "convincing" and setting yourself up to be used .
I think( or rather what i understood from bashiru's post and i support) is that rather than "convincing" or playing the patriarchy to get the young ones hereby setting up yourself to be used, Go for the ones that dont need convincing BUT with high restrictions and low expectations ..
Like i said earlier, my own advice is to skip the whole process

Then you keep searching till you find, it's as simple as that. Ladies don't care if the harsh economy is affecting men from being financially stable, they'd rather be single than marry broke men, so why should men be the only ones compromising.

If we are to follow what you are suggesting, we should allow them ho.e around till they are in their 30s before getting married to them because they must have been more matured now? Lol. Whatever rocks anyone's boat.
Didn't know hoe.ing around and maturity in ladies works hand in hand sir.

BigBashiru:
If you marry 21yo you are in trouble because 98% want to explore and hv their fun....at that age they want to enjoy the attention they are receiving....

More reasons you should date them at this age, because this is the only time you can know their true self since they are at their prime at this age. Better than dating a 29years that started acting wise only due to the decline in the influx of men that now finds her attractive.


Example: The only time you can truly know a man's behavior is when he has money. All promises made when broke doesn't matter, they were only made due to his current predicament. Now replace money on a man with youth on a woman. All promises older ladies make were just made based on the decline in their attractiveness. They are not wise, they are still the same.

So any 20/21 years old that has sense already can be gambled on to even have more sense as she gets older. Date and marry young girls with brains only and fvck young girls without brains and discard them when they get older.

Women always shout it so loud that "no sex for broke men". Well, we men should also start saying "no commitment for ladies past their prime", aka 'evening newspapers'.

LutherSanchez:
Never, under pain of death, honestly or dishonestly reveal the number of women you’ve slept with or explain any detail of your sexual experiences with them to a current lover.

I do the bolded part a lot, in fact, I even exaggerates it, and it has brought positive results so far. Care to share why we shouldn't?

Imagine a situation where these bikes serves as a source of livelihood for some families that have undergraduates. What would happen to the kids now?

Pyhonist:
Imagine a situation where the bread winner of your family was the one killed by the senseless motorcyclists, What would happen to you or other members of your family now.
This truth is that we have so many idiots parading themselves as okada riders in Lagos and we will not condone their stupidity anymore.

I didn't expect much from you, since the average human only see things from their own angle only. But you could have quoted me without sounding stupid though. Only God knows what's wrong with some Nairalanders and stupidity.

ubunja:
Especially girls who go to meet guys explicitly for sex, these are the easiest to divert. Cause they're already on their way to having sex ---- if you click , if you vibe and there's a such a rapport between you, And you have that player thing - Big dicc energy going, they can abandon their original mission, or at the very least postpone meeting the guy and go dish the pucc for you. I'm saying "especially girls who go meet guys for sex" cause over here there's a way to spot them and a place to meet them.

This reminded me of a scenario a friend told me about. Dude wanted to travel from Lagos to Kwara[about 5hours journey], but got to the park around 5pm. The bus only had a lady in it and needed 6 more passengers to complete before departing.

The guy being extremely jovial, started having convo with the lady and convinced her that they shouldn't go to Kwara again that day because it was already getting late. So the guy told the babe he has a place in Ibadan[about 2hrs journey] where they can spend the night, and they will both continue their journey the following morning.

Babe agreed o, and they had marathon all night, mind you, they were both going for pu.ssy and d.ick appointments respectively. In the morning, they continued their journey to Kwara. Would you believe this babe even when she was with her own d.ick appointment, she was still busy chatting the guy and asking him when he'd be leaving so they can leave together and have another stop over in Ibadan, and obviously have another marathon again.


A random guy she met now suddenly possesses more power than someone she'd known for a longer period, and could make her leave the next day or abandon going to her initial planned appointment. Just because of one thing, he'd s.exed her and probably did a good job.

NB: Man and woman react to sex differently, so never forgive a cheating partner and avoid them like plague especially those broke ones who depended solely on you.

It's like some people still don't get the memo yet. Nigeria is bankrupt! It's still just unofficial. A country that's planning on borrowing to finance 2023 budget.

Even if FG paid ASUN the $23m returned loot, it's still not even up to 5% of what ASUN is demanding. So tell me how that would have changed anything. My only regret is how I wish I knew earlier how bad the country has decayed.

AlphaTaikun:
Nigeria Airways had some of the best pilots in the world. I was involved in a very violent air turbulence while onboard a
Nigeria Airways Airbus A310 which was flying us internationally into
Lagos, Nigeria in 1987 and the pilots handled the plane and fearful passengers with a great deal of
professionalism.

1987? Wow. I was only talking about how carelessness and Nigerian owned organizations are like 5&6.

If only these current undergraduates had the foresight to see what graduates eyes are seeing in this corntree at the moment. Most of them won't even resume again whenever ASUN decided to call of their yeye strike

Sounds like something that can only happen if there was "Nigeria Airways".

If Nigeria continues being ruled poorly. By 2080, I doubt if the population of Nigerians in prisons scattered over the world won't be more than Nigerians living in Nigeria.

The harder the country, the more criminal minded her citizens become.

The bike stands for the average Nigerian salary, while the bus is the expenses .

ashewoboy:
How old is this your girlfriend?

Why'd you ask?

heartofcity12:
Lol, you get her time.. you keep stringing her along.

Because we kinda dating. If not, na to read make e paint am blue and not respond.

heartofcity12:
Y’all know what comes next after that.. billing. Beware

Knowing how to say NO is a talent I should be scored at least 96% in. It will be easier if they know you can afford it but just don't want to give. Instead of them quarreling with you, they won't but try to re-strategize with a better format which is also waiting for a Capital NO from me.

I don't have shame when it comes to turning ladies down. Some guys misquote bf role with fatherly role. . I only give when I feel like, not when I'm told to!
Below is one of those billings last night.

If I was Mendes, by now my phone would be on 'do not disturb'. Because the number of calls he would receive from Ronaldo today no be shere shere.

CAPSLOCKED:

https://www.nairaland.com/7248871/police-arrest-favour-oyhou-auchipoly

YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR BUDDIES WITH YOUR CASH/BUSINESSES BUT YOUR GIRL KNOWS IT ALL? YOU DON'T DRINK CARELESSLY WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS BUT THE MOST LIKELY TO POISON YOU IS YOUR BEDMATE. WHILE YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE GANGSTERS ON THE STREET, THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE PLOTS TO STAB YOU TO DEATH SO SHE CAN INHERIT YOUR DESIGNER T-SHIRT AND SIDEBAG. IT'S FÚCKED. EVERY WEEK A MAN IS EITHER SET UP TO RIVALS OR KILLED BY THEIR GIRL, FROM NIGERIA TO USA AND TO INDIA.

I've always agreed with most of your posts back to back, but this bolded part is not completely true boss. You're more likely to get poisoned by friends than your lover.

All Most of the stories of poisoned victims I've read and witnessed are mostly carried out by friends due to envy. As much as I don't trust women, I fear friends even more.

Just to add my little experience, I've been stranded about 3times that I can remember in my lifetime, and almost all the males I asked for help turned me down. Most times as a man, a female stranger is more likely to help you than your Male counterparts.

When a statement is becoming so rampant, like "black is beautiful", but the bleaching cream industry is booming, "bros before hoes" but hoes are getting help than bros from the same bros saying it.

Most of the times, guys that shout bros before hoes, are more likely to throw you under the bus because of those same hoes.

The way Ugandan ladies love Nigerian artistes no be here. Especially that one eyed Ruger ..

All I do everyday now is pity the average Nigerians, especially the salary earners. Prices of commodities almost increasing everyday at an insane rate while salary is still stagnant.


Nigeria back in 2010 compared to what we have now is like comparing Messi with Iheanacho.

Not sure alcohol fit make person mad reach this level when on steering. Baba don carry wetin I no know